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Fashion / Re: PHOTOS: UNILAG Babe Throws Twitter Into Commotion With Her 70 Inch Hair by CarrotAndStick: 11:19pm On Jan 26, 2017
They say 'Carry your own problem on your head', and she did.
Politics / Re: "Buhari Is The Commander Of Executive Corruption" - Farooq Kperogi by CarrotAndStick: 9:51pm On Jan 26, 2017
Lilimax:
ok nah!
I will pight 'kwarafshion' if ip voted into power fawa.
Kikikikiki grin
Kwarafshion kor, ....

I've never had any confident in this government. embarassed
Take your correction. angry

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Is The Commander Of Executive Corruption" - Farooq Kperogi by CarrotAndStick: 9:42pm On Jan 26, 2017
ShakaZullu:
chaiiii even the abookiis don dey lament grin

haters (NgeneUkwenu) will call them Ipob yoots grin
It's quite shocking. Not even one "Ipod Yoot" commented on Farooq's post. The abokis are beginning to out-wail the wailers.

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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Before And After Photos, Reveals Secret Behind Her Transformation by CarrotAndStick: 2:41pm On Jan 26, 2017
She developed tremendously from behind.
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Having Fun (photos) by CarrotAndStick: 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2017
L0velyn:
ion should i say u are her spokeman or simply asslicking her undecided
You're dumb.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Having Fun (photos) by CarrotAndStick: 6:42am On Jan 26, 2017
Airforce1:


you can only kill the body you cant kill the soul Mr cultist.

I bet your occultic lifestyle still haven't bettered your miserable life so bounce!

You just called that dunce a cultist? LMAO!
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Having Fun (photos) by CarrotAndStick: 6:26am On Jan 26, 2017
L0velyn:
peace! u dont need to rant on her behalf, u nd i know she's not up to my standard cheesy
Looks alone don't define true beauty. I've read Pinkjacket's comments and must say she's far more intelligent than you can ever be.
Besides filtered pictures showing your bleached face and huge, sagging breasts, what else have you got to show?

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Health / Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by CarrotAndStick: 11:13pm On Jan 25, 2017
FromZeroToHero:
Hi everyone,

There is this lady I want to marry. We've done introduction and about doing our Trad wedding. But my problem is that she has a vaginal odour. Is not as if she is dirty o, but i don't know the cause of that odour despite her neatness.

Please, does anyone know the cause and remedy of vaginal Odour. Thanks
Tell her to buy a new toto. The one she's using has expired.
Politics / Re: FG To Prosecute Rumour Mongers On President Buhari’s Health by CarrotAndStick: 10:59pm On Jan 25, 2017
Buhari is the Idi Amin of Nigeria.

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Family / Re: My Wife Demands N500 Before Sex, Man Tells Court by CarrotAndStick: 3:35pm On Jan 25, 2017
Approximately N3,500 for one week straight fucking. She's very considerate.
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Blasts Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am Ready For You Old Witch!" by CarrotAndStick: 3:28pm On Jan 25, 2017
Angela is guilty as charged.
She types like a prostitute. undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump To Sign Orders Restricting Refugee, Muslims From Entering US by CarrotAndStick: 3:20pm On Jan 25, 2017
Just Muslims or extremists? This won't work!

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Romance / Re: Man Ejaculates On A Lady At Diamond Bank, Nnewi, Anambra While On A Queue. Pics by CarrotAndStick: 8:34pm On Jan 23, 2017
ogorwyne:
how can the guys sperm drip down her leg? was he naked? whatever fabric he had on should have been able to absorb the liquid and leave only wet marks. she is lying.
Thank you very much for the reasonable comment!

How can a man shoot the out thick liquid from his dick while still in trousers? Even if he was peeing, it wouldn't go that far unless he pulled his dick out.

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Politics / Re: Is This The Tallest Nigerian Soldier? See What Buhari Did When He Met Him (Pics) by CarrotAndStick: 8:25pm On Jan 23, 2017
The woman here was having orgasm. She was imagining the frenzy having the dude shove the entire length of his dick in her toto. undecided

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4776199_20170123163813_jpegfd561b94042edf605fcb352f061f77fd
Business / Re: Jewellery Business And Barbing Saloon, Which Is Better? by CarrotAndStick: 8:17pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jewellery all the way! It's like comparing an old, semi-deaf Buhari with a young and vibrant Trump.
Travel / Re: Car Falls Inside Asejire Dam Along Ikire-ibadan Expressway Today by CarrotAndStick: 8:15pm On Jan 23, 2017
Lagusta:


Did you actually read the post?
Bloggers would automatically blame a car accident on overspeeding but in most cases it's not the truth. A momentary oversight while driving could lead to serious accident.
Travel / Re: Car Falls Inside Asejire Dam Along Ikire-ibadan Expressway Today by CarrotAndStick: 8:10pm On Jan 23, 2017
Was the driver sleeping or carried away by some dangerous ukwu by the sidewalk? undecided
I hope there are survivors.

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Romance / Re: I Suck My Own Penïs(pictures) by CarrotAndStick: 4:25pm On Jan 23, 2017
OMG!
Politics / Re: It Is An Error For Someone Above 70 Years To Be In Power – Dino Melaye by CarrotAndStick: 4:17pm On Jan 23, 2017
True talk. They say old is gold but in Buhari's case old is curse.
Politics / Re: We’ve Lost 6,000 Cows In Southern Kaduna —miyetti Allah by CarrotAndStick: 9:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
A cow is a valuable family member in the eyes of the average abokki. Kill one cow at the peril of three human heads.

Idiots!
TV/Movies / Re: Photos: Meet Big Brother Nigeria 2017 Housemates by CarrotAndStick: 8:58pm On Jan 22, 2017
The girl in red is going to get fvcked in the first week.
Investment / Re: MMM: Someone Uploaded A Fake Proof Of Payment by CarrotAndStick: 8:05am On Jan 21, 2017
I still don't understand the reason for this thread. Where's the fake proof of payment?
Investment / Re: BREAKING: MMM Nigeria Begins Payment Of Outstanding Mavro by CarrotAndStick: 8:54pm On Jan 20, 2017
AntiWailer:


Very stupeed people.


You're so dumb you don't have any other job on Nairaland but trolling.

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Romance / Re: A Scene From A Ghanian Action Movie by CarrotAndStick: 6:42pm On Jan 18, 2017
They're still better than Nigeria in film tricks and 3,000 miles behind Bollywood (India).
But how that robot kicked the little kid like a football is quite hilarious. grin grin
Romance / Re: 50k For A Random Guy On Valentine Day by CarrotAndStick: 6:31pm On Jan 18, 2017
Bring toto, keep your money. Shikena.
Romance / Re: Guys, How Much Is A Replied Female Pm Worth? by CarrotAndStick: 6:29pm On Jan 18, 2017
Tomjazzy2:


You made that sound like it's some thing to be proud of...


I see nothing special about it, really
Yes...it's something to be proud of, especially when you're a pvssy lover like myself.
Romance / Re: Guys, How Much Is A Replied Female Pm Worth? by CarrotAndStick: 6:19pm On Jan 18, 2017
Even as bad as I make myself look, no girl here can accuse me of sending her PMs.

None!
Investment / Re: MMM Asks Members To Provide Help Before They Can Get Their Money by CarrotAndStick: 10:31am On Jan 18, 2017
Ok.

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