₦airaland Forum

collyno1985:
Haha haha hahaha ha......
Laugh eon kill me ooOooOoo.
Am a victim.

you too?
Hahahahahah

Bad guy

Whynotthetruth:
I am yet to get rid of this malady even now

I now put it into practice. If I see brea'st I can only salivate and plan on how to nip it.

mrjangaweed:
mugu how far

nkita okigwe I de oooo

Where u go hide since?

alaoeri:
Kudos to Buratai & our gallant soldiers & above all a working president, waiting for the spin doctor epistle regarding this.

tonye abi? he has nothing to say.

seedorfg:
wailer loves anything BAD news from APC

that's why the op is called dickdastardly.

TonyeBarcanista:
Sylva's loss at the poll will be worse than what he suffered in his Senatorial bid on March 28. The Creek House cannot accommodate him. Not now, not ever.


As for Prince Abubakar Audu, as long as Kogi is concerned his fate is sealed. He can't be Governor again.


Dickson4Bayelsa
Wada4Kogi
PDP4Nigeria

it is official, tonye is a comedian. Wada go lose for kogi, dem go celebrate am for heaven.

OlaSpeaker:
Time my friend can change a lot of things by the time PMB four years will elapsed Nigerians will know the difference...........
NB: the deference between "here" and "there" is "T" which is TIME

buhari's one year will be better than pdp 16 years.

mrjangaweed:
you don't pay attention to a bastard that comment without any reasonable contribution.

caselessogbuagu is a bastard

hahahahaha... Theassassin, u are a goat.

You are saying we should play safe when the only way of playing safe is by using a condom and the condom does not appear safe in this case. How ?

Whynotthetruth:
Notwithstanding you're buharist I can relate to this your group 200%

at least, we have something in common . That was the best group to belong.

Sandydayz:
May God forgive u

amen ooo , my sister. The funny thing was, she took us biology then. Reproductive system thingsss...

kennycanny:
You must have used your mind to rape the innocent teacher. chai!

I did . *weeps* maybe I even impregnated the innocent teacher with my eyez, who knows.

Why do people waste their time on stories like this? Wetin concern una and who any idiat out there called a celebrity is dating?

I'm a man in the sense of this article. The article does not encourage or say buying of recharge cards for girls is part of the attributes of a man; our girls wont love this.

So the story of ibo eating human flesh or practicing cannibalism was coinned to scare their yoruba robbers , right? You are 'cannibals' and that's for a fact. It is better to be a thieve than to be a 'cannibal'.

Asito:
If only I know what abi who a JP morgan is

na one of pdp neighbours be JP MORGAN...na bad man him be.

You don't pay attention to those that wail in ignorance and pain. I say plus ça change to them.

Sandydayz:

yeah! While she thought we were listening, we were actually using our minds to do the damage.

The SW is innovative!

Church people? SmS

I belong to the crew that used our eyez to strip a female teacher unclad whenever she stands in front of us to teach.

Sex is sweet when you do new things(e.g new style/ sexual position, bj , etc). I can't imagine how boring se'x would have been if there was no new innovation to it and missionary style remain the only option.
Can't enjoy sex without one of the following styles: doggy , acrobatic display, one side locomotion, wheelbarrow variation.
BTW, sex is overrated!

The guy no sabi dress abeg.

We live in a society that do not value talents and, houses institution that believes more in cramming our brains with theory instead of practical.

Yungwizzzy:
Op will include viewers discretion if she posts her pix

is she that bad looking?

Iffa hear! No be only face, na nude pictures I go post.

Huh? I thought I have seen it all.
No wahala, transaction has never been this easy. I just cant trust any prostitute with my atm on her POS.

HireKiller:
Buhari too like travel. In as much as I no dey among those wey think say na waste of time or money, at least some of those western presidents wey dey invite am for instead travel come Naija come meet am.

so, in ur place if you need help, you sit at home and wait for your helper to come and meet you?

dunsman:
Buhari be like..

Oya shakiti bobo
Bobo
Mofera Bentley bobo
Bobo
Mofera ferarri bobo
Bobo
Fly you to parisi bobo

Am on top of the world in front of the crowd.. Ee oo ee oo
Paving d way look at me now AAA hhaa
Ghana, Togo, Burundi!!
Congo, Chad Cameroon,
Niger, rawanda, south Africa,
France, USA, Germany,
Haiti, chinà, Japan
Waka waka bobo

macolino:
Waka waka president..person wey in house d burn fire no d pursue rat ok.baba take note

macolino:
Waka waka president..person wey in house d burn fire no d pursue rat ok.baba take note

you two should have used your wooden brains.

Jakaya:
The Attention of Governor Umaru Tanko Al - Makura of Nasarawa State has been drawn to an online publication Title “Go To Hell!” Governor Al Makura Tells Family On Highway As His Goons Beat them To Pulp" alleging that his convoy assaulted a family on their way to Abuja.

There is no iota of truth in that publication but the misrepresentation of facts calculated to tarnish the image of his Excellency by mischief makers.
For the avoidance of doubt and to set the records straight, on Thursday 10, September 2015 about 3.pm when the convoy of His Excellency was approaching Nasarawa Eggon Local Government a vehicle was right on the middle of the road and inspite of several efforts by the police outrider and the pilot to slow the car down, the vehicle remained right in the centre of the road refusing to make way for the convoy which nearly caused an accident.

The action of the vehicle gave room for suspicion considering the fact that it was at the same area in 2003 that the convoy of former governor of Benue state George Akume now a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria was attacked.

A close look at the vehicle, the Escort commander noticed a women driving with a minor in the front seat and directed the convoy to track her with caution not to push her car by the shoulder.

This took up to 3-5 minutes before the Escort commander managed to halt her. She stopped abruptly on the road forcing the convoy to also stop and other road user causing heavy traffic along the high way.

As She came out, she began to rain abuses on the Police boasting that she is a lawyer and a daughter of a police Commissioner and has the right to drive the way she wants.

Noticing her unruly behavior, the Governor directed the Escort commander to invite the Police from the nearest police station to handle the matter to avoid further congestion and obstruction of traffic on the Highway while the convoy continued on its journey to Abuja.

It is the height of mischief and irresponsibility for anybody to insinuate that Governor Almakura made disparaging comments on the woman in question.
Any body that knows Al - Makura will attest to the fact that, it is not in his character to use derogatory words on people let alone a woman, the fact remains that the governor did not engaged in any exchange of words with the woman.

We called on the press and the general public to disregard the misleading and wicked insinuation aimed at portraying the governor in bad light.

Ahmed Tukur Special Assistant
( Media & Publicity ) to
Governor Umaru Tanko Al - Makura

I can see why they said the woman was rude and dressed like a prostitute.
I don't believe in this story though.

doublewisdom:
When will APC stop mourning their loss of Rivers State? Is their destiny there?

apc is mourning, the part is just saying the right thing should be done, and the right thing shall be done in rivers state very soon cos wike is going.

Adminisher:
There are enough bullets. Nobody in Nigeria is scared of militants. Nigeria now has enhanced capacity to perpetrate violence courtesy of Boko Haram experience. The western world won't even get to hear of the atrocities of Nigerian forces when they start . There are very accurate sensors now to target camps. I am actually praying that they start something. Let the argument end once and for all.

may God bless your wife!