₦airaland Forum

I love boxing but can't be a boxer.

OZAOEKPE:
"What is 'Toto'?" Quote me anywhere.

what do u use ur 9 inches to drill?

OZAOEKPE:
"Do you have a father, learn not to insult elders". Quote me anywhere.

and insulting buhari does make u more fatherless. Fvck you, fvck wike!

That's the world's best president. I'm proud.

Toto don too cause wahala for this word. fear women!

Imortal001:
If apc is in love with corruption then pdp is married to corruption with enough children..

pdp made or designed corruption.

This crunky fat-head is a thief!

KashyBaby:
yeaahh, most ladies ryt now dnt like that kinda compliments..tats washed up…most of us wud rather like to have a good conversation than compliments...

iffahear! You all wanna be reassurf that you are beautiful. Even the megascopically beautiful one stil wanna be told they are beautiful.

Jollyjoy:
you get mouth to talk husband,you self na husband material abi

I be husband material 200 yards sef.

*pours petrol on thread and lights*

Jollyjoy:
Op all na their choice,but most times it a way of announcing they are single i.e not yet married....so that miss is a way of announcing it louder.

husbands de scarce.

Even mizmycoli and missclassy dey ur list ? Ok , kontinu!

We know him to be a kwamared(comerade) in kaduna. We trust him to deliver. Sai colnel!

Solutions:
1. Smoke weed.
2. Sip a little of codeine(no go over do am oo).
3. Add honey to a hot tea and drink.
4. Shout whenever you are talking to people that are close to you like they are sitting ontop of a tree.
5. Brush ur tongue whenever you are brushing your teeth.
6. Check if you can lift the tip of your tongue up cos some people have their tongues stuck down to the base of their mouth since birth; try to see if yours is not held down, if it is, see a doctor.
7. Again, do smoke weed.

Naija, it must be 'we'.

Are u 'kudin' me?

Anyhow you want to see it, men still see sex as part of love. Why you can say having sex with prostitutes does not mean they love you is because you pay to get the service.

Sile12:
2. Do not EVER drink water on an aircraft that did not come from a bottle. The drinking water, that used for making coffee, tea, etc., should NEVER be consumed. The holding tanks in these planes are sometimes 60 year old and are never cleaned. They have accumulated so much greenish grime on the walls that in some places it can be inches thick.

yesu kristi!

Toh!

modelmike7:
...... God bless you for this Caseless my guy!

amen oo... My broda.

Demdem:

I would have loved the Rumola thug to answer this obvious question. Only the cursed will succk wikes cocck and start shouting that amaechi is corrupt.

you know what atlwireles answer would be, so I helped him.

Demdem:
Wellsaid.

that cranky wike makes my stomach turn in anger.

Demdem:
Rumola thug, who is more corrupt........wike or Amaechi?

wike.

Trailblazer1:
please, how do i borrow you some senses

you can do that by slamming your scotched head on the wall.

If Amaechi is clean to be the leader of 'common sense revolution', he's clean to be in buhari's cabinet.
Wike is too corrupt to be calling amaechi corrupt; we all know he was once part of Amaechi's govt.

Martins301:
Was my thread created in Igbo Language?

help me ask that drunk!

That's why wives of some editors are being kidnapped. The media outfits in Nigeria have become 'lies-mill'.

Atmmachine:
Masturbation President.
One cloth wearing president.
He be traveling round the world while the Boko Haram are wiping out his fellow Awusa men.

from your name, we know you an illiterate.

donphilopus:
These are the kind of people we need as Ministers. Unlike those drunks who constituted Jonathan's cabinet. Ministry of Finance would soon welcome our (Igarra) in-law as its Head as the former Head (Okonjo-Iweala) would soon be heading to Prison. .Those PDPians won't like seeing this at all.

Lalasticlala, food is read, we're waiting for alolo!!

http://www.punchng.com/news/ministerial-list-dss-screens-odimegwu-falana-utomi-others/

where u go hide since?

Sijo01:
Why her eyes swell like who chop rice sleep.

you again?

Here you are pointing out something out about a guy

And again, this innocent girl.

Sijo01:
OP, with that your big belle you still they drink that sugary subtance wey you hold.
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Congrat by the way.

You just have to change ur ways...

SexyStrawberry:
hmmmm, and this lady chats with me on BBM o, started from Facebook sha, all she seems to tell me is if am in pH n if I can do a job for her, when she come ask for my pin, I gave her, she see my pix, Na so so ping ping asking me to come model for her coz she loves my face n body, it sounded fishy so I just ignored her chats, e be like say I go start to dey reply her pings o

I just de laff

Lesbian, if she sits on ur tiny waist, it'll definitely split into 2.

She go bang u tire

mrjangaweed:
kai see abokii dey blow igbo

Yeye boy