₦airaland Forum

even God in heaven knows I hate south Africans and south Africa.

Say the truth. You didn't enjoy the kiss with that hag.

xynerise:
E get one particular Abo'ki wey dey always disturb me whether I wan change foreign currency. I dey suspect say na Caseless be that.

*grabs cutlass*

Pay me my money...

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]What's the scam?[/color]

everything

Tashaamania:
So after all these years, you never change?
I need to change that baba working on your case

old bad habit is what we call restite in my field; it doesn't Jst go away easily.

Ksslib:
My broza,zem no dey manage am por artquake fa..

Upload am.. I wan hear the voice of our resident butcher..

lol @ resident butcher. Resident butcher ko, reisident chopper Ni.

Give me VN make I hear that voice wey lertee de trip for that year.

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]@ thesonofmark
Thanks for the shout out. I really really love your voice [/color]

scam

Tashaamania:
Cherryice you gootta post yours! Now!!

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/9bfa3491

xynerise:
You sound like a teenager

cooking-gas seller, na ur post drew me to this VN. This VN could pass for the longest of all VNs.



Sha-awww to to pa antelope.

April07:
Someone called for me

run into my embrace, Sucre.

Akinife:
The Minister of Finance and Cordinating of the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala was seen laughing and explaining certain things to APC leaders which includes Senator Kabiru Gaya, kano state governor; Rabiu Kwankwaso and Ibrahim Shekarau. This is a very good way for our Democracy and for our nation.www.enterpriseboom.com/ngozi-okonjo-iweala-captured-with-apc-leaders-at-the-airport/

shekarau ma na apc leader? This is an old picture.

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Is he still active on Nairaland?[/color]

yeah



Here: https://www.nairaland.com/lagunna1

KingTom:
Yes sir

I need April right here in my arm too. Fetch her, pls.

Ksslib:
lol.. Guy,my voice no be here oh! E dey cause serious damage like that Kitana girl for Mortal combat.. I no fit shout abeg..

Wia ya hown VN?

make ur voice cause earthquake, we nor mind. We go manage am. My vn dey house.

modelmike7:
....... Caseless my guy! Howdy?!

mike, long time. How are u doing?

BizBloke:
[color=#000033]E go better[/color]

we hope and pray, bro.

cy4cent:
who is your friend? Lol

his name is olubukato aka lagunna1. We admire ur kind of hips.

Bimpe29:
Good day Great Nigerians.
"CHANGE!" STARTS WITH YOU!

When someone in the car ahead of you throws wastes on the road, drive next to him, roll down your window & shout, "change!" #ChangeNigeria

When you are on a queue and someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". #ChangeNigeria.

At the point of entry at either the air or sea port, if a Custom or Immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout "Change". # Change Nigeria

A landlord that 'habitually' increases house rent. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria

Any irregularity in the measurement of food items in the market or the display of fake products in a supermarket or drug store. Shout "Change". #Change Nigeria

Any lecturer that wants to collect bribe either in cash or in kind. Shout to him "Change". # Change Nigeria

Any public or private servant that is stealing our national heritage. Shout "Change".# Change Nigeria#.
When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria

When you walk past any Nigerian who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, please stop him and tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria.

If the church near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Pastor and say, "Change!" #ChangeNigeria

If the mosque near your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the Imam and say, "Change" #ChangeNigeria

If you are in a vehicle and the driver is driving like someone possessed, shout "Change!" #ChangeNigeria.

When somebody is trying to jump a queue at either the bank or the fuel station or the ATM stand shout "Change". #change Nigeria#

When an Electricity official cuts your light unjustly shout "Change". # Change Nigeria#

If someone is answering a phone and lies about his/her location, shout "Change"#

If you are a friend to a man/woman who goes to meet another woman/man and deceives his/her wife/husband that he/she is traveling on an official duty, whisper "CHANGE!"

When a fuel attendant tries to short-dispense fuel into your car remind him about "Change " #Change Nigeria#

Change is here. #changenigeria4better.

Change starts when you like & share this.

saved.

cy4cent:
in as much as we want change, some persons shouldn't be saying things the general has not

promised, thereby raising unnecessary expectations.
we will be glad if it happens but let it come from him, n let him be inaugurated first!!!

has my friend seen ur 'handy' hips?

modelmike7:
An act of cluelessness. . . Chai, the thing pain am no be small!!

you!

MizMyColi:
That's scary!
I'll take that with a pinch of salt though.

pls, do take it with a 'bag of sugar'.

mirexxx:
nothing is unfolding ain't got time!

don't break my heart , pls. Unfold the drama.

jacksparrow1207:

*shoots*

MzNelly:
Who wan chop?

na me naa

mirexxx:
see my life?? are you okay? girl what's ur problem?? what's your damn business? ur such a jobless gossip! "its a childish attitude" he snobbing me! u gerrit?? I know he's your crush buh I and Ronald are cool now so shut up and watch urself! tatafo!

*spread mat*grabs kunu*sits to watch as d drama unfold*

jacksparrow1207:
Perv

corporal kingtom, arrest this guy.

MzNelly:
For?

*frowns* for chopping naaa

April07:
Smh.. Caseless who spoilt you?

is there anything wrong in loving bra? I repent. Where that holy water wey father mbaka gave?

MzNelly:

Na you sabi

*yawns* wetin u cook?

themilanway:
I agree with you Caseless,whoever says Amechi is a loser needs to have a brain implant.

The election in Rivers was a sham even the International observers attested to it.

I give him all the props for being the only guy against the federal might,only a few politicians can attempt that.

Without him Buhari wont be where he is now.

Amechi is a winner for me.

thank u, my brother.

April07:
Iyammi! You did not know

Relocate to my arms darling,. I'll handle you with care

I shall relocate faster than Jonathan would do to otuoke.

MzNelly:
April07, I like your bra

I like it more. I like it even more when it is bigger than the 'pant/underwear'.

KingTom:

Where irishkez, ur wife?wife?