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Fernando Torres,my gawd,what a striker!

Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, insensitive employee or a just plain nasty person ruin your day? The mark of a successful [mature] person is how quickly he/she can get back his/her focus on what's important.I once saw this lady who waz just coming out of church insult a cab driver.I was surprised,to say the least.

If its as bad as u say,go see a psychologist.I'm not trying to be mean here,i'm just being real.I think you need professional psychological help,cos girl,you're 25! Also read some good psychological books written by christians.Some of the problem lies with you,cos not all guys are bad.

In this year's JAMB brochure for Computer Science you need five 'O' level passes to include English language,Mathematics,Physics,plus two other science subjects.
UME requirements(if you're writing jamb exam) are Mathematics,Physics,and one of Biology,Chemistry,Agricultural science,Economics and Geography. Hope this is helpful.Goodluck.

They were entertainingly beautiful tonight,but just too bad it wasn't good enough.Adebayor's miss,damn,that hurt.There is simply no way arsenal can win at San Siro.Better luck next time guys.

Joey82:
i just logged on to the sports section and scrolled d first page till d end and all topics were on football and its an everyday thingy, can't we just say anything about other sports.
beginning to think this section should b called football

hey,nobody said u shouldn't post anything concerning any other sport other than football.soccer is the king of sports,its just got too many fans,noone can help that.so u talk about hockey or wrestling,and i'm sure people will respond too.

I second that,good riddance.Now if Clemens Westerhof takes over, the mighty super eagles will definitely be back! But will pride let the NFA go for him?God help nigerian soccer o.

Why do some men still consume large amounts of alcohol when its general knowledge that this leads to low sperm count?And,this is just one of other numerous side-effects.

Anelka and Kalou should've been in @ d start of 2nd half.Anelka and Drogba are a powerful combination.I think Avram Grant wasnt really aiming for a win,but d sparks will fly during the return match i'm sure.

First,congrats dude,u'r gonna be a father!(tho an unprepared one,but still a father).second,the deed's done, damage control next, here comes the bride,all dressed in white, u may not hav much money now,but hey,you n ur girl shld suffer together(ur punishment),and when the money comes,ur love will be stronger(compensation).goodluck!
p.s, sha keep us posted on what u do,cos i'm watchin out for part 2 !

dason4life:
Good question!
When The adverts of Bank PHB begins
to come into existence, then he will get sacked

or,when Berti Vogts gets sacked.perhaps the same reasons are holding them both back

hello? sure u shld be up in here?

Girl,now that u'v read everythin my fellow nairalanders hav posted,do u feel better or jst more confused?For d love of moses,u and u alone know d kind of person ur boyfriend is.so u shld know if hez joking or if u shld start packin ur bags.so put ur thinkin cap on.

Sweetie,guys will always lust after women,they jst can't help it.But the guy who can control himself and wait till the woman's ready without pushing or pestering her,or making lewd comments is ur true gentleman.And guys,its most manly when a woman knows you want her and she comes to you willingly.Then you know she thinks you're something.

clemcykul:
its a big black sin my dear repent before the gods deal with u and your remix

the gods worship me dearie.and u seeing another version first doesnt make this a remix.i'm sure if twaz d other way round,u wlda called the other a remix

NiyiRocks!:
Nope. Never seen it. Is it a must see?

If you're into romantic movies,then yeah,it is.i know guys who've cried cos of that movie.

well,recycling has nvr been a sin,lol

Chelsea has it easy today.Olympiakos ain't much of a challenge,so nuthin special there.

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Hasn't any of you seen 'The Notebook'? This was taken right out of it.Still touchin tho.

19th february :

Liverpool - Inter Milan
Olympiakos - Chelsea
AS Roma - Real Madrid
Schalke - Porto

20th february:

Arsenal - Ac Milan
Celtic - Barca
Fenerbah - Sevilla
Lyon - Man Utd

With you----Chris Brown.

ASUU is just being nasty.If they really care about nigerian education why would they let thousands of innocent students suffer for what most of them know nothing abt? so these students of various universities nationwide are just supposed to go home and roast,aging fast with each passing hour while the powers that be in ASUU,(who have already bagged all their degrees,lets not forget),sit in their posh offices and claim to be 'fighting' for unilorin? the unilorin sef,dem no even send o.ASUU shld be sensible.if the last strike action didnt get them all what they wanted,why do they think this one will?imagine spending 6 years in school for a 4-year course.olorun ma je!

if she really luvs u,she wouldn't treat u with so much disrespect cos she earns more than u do.think abt it.

I read this entire thread,and i realize now that i'm extremely lucky.I'v had a step-mum for almost 6 years now with no horror stories at all.Shez a wonderful person,except for her occasional moments of anger,and to top it,shez a darn good cook!

Why hasn't February 14th been declared a public holiday yet? I mean,the popularity it gets is second only to Christmas!