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4Him:
Cassiel, u're gambling on the possibility that the guy doesnt have a violent streak. I personally wont advise my own sister to fight in public . . . use your legs . . . some men can be unpredictable.

Dude,you're doing a very good job of mis-interpreting me

morenike09:
@software
a real woman knows how to seduce her man. . .how to tame him in public. . .if he pushes me back, i'll simply walk away. . .i no get time for a disrespectful man. . . .there are many fish in the sea. . .

How to tame him in public before or after he requires taming? Dearie,if its after the loser insults you that you start thinking of taming him in public,that's medicine after death,trust me.He either respects you or he doesn't,period.Kisses,hugs,sex,are only temporary.You've gotta do something that will stick real good.
@debosky
Note that the poster didn't just say 'insult'.He said 'insults in a loud voice in public'.There's a big difference.For the love of moses,she's your woman.Why can't you deal with her in private?Why do you have to bring her down in the view of the entire world?She's not some common acquaintance,she's the woman in your life.Doesn't that count for anything?

@4Him
very funny indeed.See,you don't go into combat without a plan B.It takes an intelligent girl to do 'controlled violence' and get away with it,especially if the guy's a mad man.Its not just about,''yes,i wet his pants,look at me world,i'm super-woman''.Nah.A smart girl will prepare for any 'eventualities' before making a bold move such as that.Because i said i will do that doesn't mean its every single girl that can and will.

4Him:
Cassiel na people like you i dey avoid. Controlled violence can turn to acid bath tomorrow . . . done quietly while the guilty partner is asleep.

lol.Abeg o.An intelligent girl won't do something that stupid.Do that and you get the police crawling all over you.Not worth the trouble.Trust me,there are better,quieter ways guaranteed to tell the loser that he'd better watch his step

@4Him
What gives me the privilege is that its a man's world.And that's the fact,even if most women will refuse to admit it.Its a man's world and men dominate.For a woman to be heard she has to speak up for herself.Or act for herself.No one will do it for her.So when a man acts shitty,you show him what shitty is about in a very nice way But for the man,its his world.He knows he rules.And if he's wise,he would know that he doesn't have to insult a woman or beat a woman in public to prove or assert that.That's how you know real men

4Him:
I beg to disagree. they say when your chasing a mad man for your clothes . . . no one can tell who is mad of the two since u're naked.
It takes a lot of guts and maturity to walk away without doing anything.

Note here my dear,the key word.Public.I should walk away like a gentle mumu so tomorrow some other guy who witnessed the incident will see me at a filling station,jump his turn in the fuel queue and insult me on top?Again i say,no way.Most men tend to take women for granted.The way to treat that is not by shouting,raising hell,waking the dead,bla bla.Just quietly do something drastic and walk away.Simple.1-1.Stalemate.No victor,no vanquished.

4Him:
Cassiel stop watching too much nollywood.

Trust me,if it were a Nollywood movie and he insults her,she will insult him right back.At the very top of her lungs.Call him every cursed name from the book of Genesis to Revelations.Jack the collar of his shirt,thrust her head in his face and say ''you must kill me today''. Abi i lie? All i said i'll do waz a little demonstration of 'controlled violence' that involves no words.I'm a simple gal

Ugwumba:
@Cass,
If you're that self-confident, what of doing nothing - just walk away - no words, no tantrums?

That ain't a tantrum dearie.Its controlled violence,lol.Quietly walking away without doing anything amounts to cowardice to me.For the love of moses,we're in public.Nobody will see me tomorrow and say,''he insulted her and she just stood there and took it''. No way.They will say,''he insulted her and she showed him what a woman thinks of men like him-they're nothing more than babies who still wet their pants''.
A real man would know how to treat a woman in public,no matter how well she offends him.

software:
wow, what a romantic EXIT

That's the point,my dear To show him that at that point he's become very useless and dispensable.Romantic sarcasm.Has a woman ever given you a smile ripe with venom?I guess not

Its called self-confidence,movies or no movies.What else am i supposed to do,cry and beg him to stop with my hands over my ears?No way.I'll do something equally embarrassing to him(maybe more embarrassing),take the utmost pleasure in doing it and leave him standing there watching me walk away.
And no,i'm not just talking.I will do it.
I'll never stoop so low as to engage in exchanging words in public,so i'll definitely do something painfully embarrassing to him that doesn't involve me opening my mouth

I'll chill there and wait for him to finish ranting.Then i'll walk up to the counter,buy a carton of 5-alive(preferably Berry Blast),walk back to him and squirt the contents directly at the crotch of his trousers.Every last bit.Then i'll smile at him and say ''we're through honey'',peck him on the cheek and walk right out the door.

@ujujoan & Emperoh
I know that verse is the one catholics rely on as the basis for priests forgiving sins.I'm not going to go into the argument that verse deserves here because a lot of justice has been done already to arguing that verse,and a whole lot of other related verses(even unrelated ones too ). You'll find it all in the thread i started sometime ago ''Catholics and Confession''. The key debaters of that thread were Imhotep and JeSoul,and trust me,they did a real good job.That verse was looked at,contradicted,explained,seen from varying perspectives,etc etc. And in the end,there was no concrete biblical basis for priests forgiving sins.Feel free to check it out. I think its very enlightening.

Well,even though they're all plastic fans i'm still gonna congratulate 'em for a nice Italian job done.Wonder how the game would've gone without Torres though Just a thought

And so Liverpool complete the Italian job @ the San Siro Four English teams in the UCL quarter-finals.That's a first,4 teams from one country.Good chance of an all-English final.
@ruthty
The ref is a strict dude.Look at the match stats,8 yellow cards,1 red card.With that his shiny bald head As for Torres,we did have a chance of getting him,but Fergie decided to pass.Torres is world-class,but i still prefer Tevez.Rafa has erratically done it again.Congrats Liverpool.
Up United
Of course

This Olumide and his predictions sef You really wobble at it.Right now,Liverpool are a goal up and Inter are a man down.Aggregate,its Liverpool 3 - 0 Inter. Just reverse your prediction
Where are all the liverpool fans?This place is really cold.Guess i'm the lead Liverpool fan for the night

Beautiful goal!! Torres nets it yet again.This guy is just fantastic Methinks Inter is already out of the UCL run.Pity they have to fulfill all righteousness and play out the game till the end,lol.

Red card for Nicolas Burdisso. De ja vu .Surely Liverpool's winning this now.

I absolutely love this thread.Always spicy hot
Who's watching Liverpool-Inter? Absolute breath-taker.Inter's keeping the pressure screwed on tight,but so far Reina's held on.Liverpool hasn't had much space to find their rythym. I fear for them because Inter look really strong.Anyway,guess if they can just hold on to their 2-goal advantage all will be well.Back to 2nd half.

Ujujoan:
Please Thetayiona, you strike me as an incredibly intelligent perosn. What surprises me is that you decided to use your intelligence for the anti christianity campaign. Why can't you take a break from this and do something more meaninigful.

I concur. Wonder why he's got so much bitterness toward both Christians and non-christians alike. I wonder if his life has any spiritual meaning or purpose at all.I'm sad for him,really.

[center]Reds wait on Edwin[/center]

United may have to give Ben Foster his competitive debut against Derby in the wake of Edwin van der Sar's groin injury and Tomasz Kuszczak's automatic suspension.

If van der Sar isn't fit for Saturday, then Foster's return to action for the reserves last week could prove to be perfectly timed.

Assistant manager Carlos Queiroz said van der Sar sustained his injury early in the match against Portsmouth.

"He started to feel it after a couple of minutes when he was striking the ball," reported Queiroz.

"At half-time we decided there was no chance he could keep going."

Alas! The injury spirit of the Arsenal camp hits the United camp. But i believe our men are made of sterner stuff
Get back up Edwin.

eldee:
If you, as a keeper come out for the ball in that kind of case, it's already an attempt to trip the player, because you are on the ground
His only saving grace woulda been if he touched the ball first, and Baros was obviously to smart to have allowed that.
Did he trip Baros? Hell yeah
Was it with his hands? No, but how would the refree know that in 2 seconds?
That's an argument in favour of the video-evidence refree assistance.
I'm not even sure people on low-resolution TVs can still see it now.
Let's accept the truth already.

So what's the truth?That everytime a keeper comes out for his ball in that kind of case it automatically becomes an attempt to trip the player unless he touches the ball?*shaking my head* Yet we talk about fairplay.Doesn't the intention of the keeper count?It was unfortunate that Kusczak's protective action tripped the sly Baros,who i'm sure counted on exactly that happening.Then the penalty was awarded.Ok,let me accept that the ref had to award it because the fact was that Baros fell as a result of Kusczak's action.But i refuse to accept the red card.I don't see any reason for sending him off.It should've been a yellow.
On your statement,''but how would the referee know that in 2 seconds'', you've just agreed that the referee's decision was wrong.And that's what United fans are vexed about.

Note here that i'm not using this as a cover-up of the fact that United failed to score any goals.That's wholly the fault of the players.But the red card,now that was wrong.And it may or may not have contributed to United's inability to score after that

ALONSO MISSES INTER CLASH BECAUSE OF BABY

Midfielder Xabi Alonso will miss Liverpool's Champions League match at Inter Milan on Tuesday because his girlfriend is having a baby, coach Rafael Benitez said on Monday.

Liverpool, 2-0 up from the first leg, will also be without right back Steve Finnan through injury but Javier Mascherano is fit to play after recovering from a dead leg.

'Alonso's girlfriend is having a baby so he will not be here,' the Spanish coach told a news conference ahead of the last 16, second leg.

Awww,how sweet
Anyway, Torres + Gerrard = victory

imhotep:
Monsignor Girotti said the aim of the course had been to teach priests to be less aggressive and more understanding in the confessional box.

Only goes to show priests are only human after all. ''Judge not that ye be not judged''. If you have to be taught to forgive sins,then in my opinion,you weren't meant to forgive sins. Jesus never taught anybody to forgive sins.

''Confession refresher course''? There's a course on confessing sins? ''The art of confessing'' would be quite apt for the course title,me thinks.

A direct free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following six offences in a manner considered by the referee to be careless, reckless or using excessive force:

* kicks or attempts to kick an opponent
* trips or attempts to trip an opponent
* jumps at an opponent
* charges an opponent
* strikes or attempts to strike an opponent
* pushes an opponent

A direct free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if a player
commits any of the following four offences:

* tackles an opponent to gain possession of the ball, making contact with the opponent before touching the ball
* holds an opponent
* spits at an opponent
* handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area).

A player, substitute or substituted player is sent off and shown the red card if he denies an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player’s goal by an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick

Pray tell,what did KitKat do to Baros that waz ''an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick''? All he did was protect his poor head.He didn't deserve the red.I'm even doubting the penalty.

Guys,numbskulls will always be numbskulls,and those that are brain-dead will forever remain brain-dead.
@vermins and haters
For the love of moses,the game is stale now.Why are y'all stupid vermins still gloating over it?
The referee waz a dunce.Any sensible person could see that.We lost the match(So what?Is it the end of the world?)We'r out of the FA cup.So are Arsenal and Chelsea.Why aren't y'all over @ their threads displaying the stupidity you're currently displaying?Right now its about the Premiership and the UCL.Why are you retarded mongols still going on about the FA cup as if its the height of soccer achievement?See me see joblessness o.Its obvious y'all don't have anything better to do with your time and your lives.*hiss*
While serious people are expectantly anticipating the matches ahead and making sensible predictions,y'all haters are here going on about Man United's loss to Pompey.Gosh,upgrade your brains already!Past is past.
@reds
Really,these gays aren't worth the trouble
@dayokanu
You're a classic epitome of stupidity,garrulousness,mental decay,dementia,astigmatism and diseased membranes.Sod off!

@4Him
Dude,i understand that you're only trying to defend your poor team,but you suck badly at it Just go to bed,ok?Its obvious you've got absolutely nothing of any degree of importance to say.

@Mc ''super blue'' Omo
Its ok now dearie,let it all out Get rid of all that frustrated energy.Its understandable when your club got yet another draw,are finding it extremely difficult to handle being on top,are crazily plagued by injuries,and to top it all,the manager gives 'a terrible pitch' as today's excuse for not winning
And because Le Prof no get good teeth wey e go take chew gum,you come dey vex for Fergie.Ah ah! Na wa o
Also,the FA cup title race is over for us(old gist,you slacker ),but we're still very much in the Premiership. If you were smart enough,you would realize that we're not jubilating because arsenal drew.We're only emphasizing the incompetence and erratic nature of your team,which we really deserve to do after the way you bunch of vermins swooped down on us yesterday,stupidly running those stinky excuses for mouths.So accept it,swallow it,digest it and live with it.You couldn't defeat Wigan.Its a crying shame.Accept it,and pray your weak team gets the help they badly need.
Running your big mouth @ me and Chac isn't changing nuthing,alright?
@4Him
Yeah,yeah,whatever you try to console yourself with isn't changing the fact that y'all were held to ransom by little Wigan.Is this how y'all plan to clinch the title?
And na for where you bin dey since sef?Una go wait till Man United and Chelsea fans commot for una dormot before una show face.Over 5 hours later,for soccer's sake! Una cowardice dey amaze me o

@danity
As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow,they will attack Man United again and again.So feel free to lose your charitable side
I used to be charitable too at first,but they taught me that i waz so wasting my time

mukina2:
na wa o

if we had lost now?
we drew , just hard luck . it happens to everyone

last time i checked we are still on top

last time i checked having a match in hand is not the same as winning it

last time i checked the league is not yet over

We didnt lose at home to Pompey and away to Barnsley

we will win the laegue no matter what happens

Hardluck happens to everyone? Coming from someone who refused to give us a break when we had faulty officiating?

Still on top,yeah,but obviously unable to handle being on top.Y'all suck @ being on top.I'm having a huge laugh when you topple

Having a match in hand and winning it are the same dearie.It all depends on the mental fixedness and state of readiness of whoever's checking

Sure,the league ain't over,but we already know who's showing the greatest signs of it being over for

You played neither Pompey nor Barnsley.How could you lose at home or away to either of them?

Win the league?No dice today,come tomorrow 3 trophyless seasons in a row.TREBLE coming up

4 Play:
Each edition of the award winning blockbuster series,Trophless,has a different nail biting end.In the 1st edition,Arsenal came close to winning the UCL.2nd edition,they came close to winning the Carling Cup.In this final edition,its the EPL that will slip from their grasp.

Talk about suspense,drama and intrigue. . . . . .this series is better than[i] Lost[/i] and Prison Break combined.Its the best show in town.A hatrick of failures.Maybe next season's edition will feature Arsenal making it to the final of the FA Cup and losing.That will be the quadruple!

Trophless Season 3. A Blockbuster. I love it so much that i'm appealing to members of the cast and crew to make sure Season 4's an even bigger hit Grab your copies noooowwww!!!!

@Imhotep
I'm not searching for Him dearie,i'v found him already.Now i'm in search of a church where i can serve Him best,and where i'll truly feel at home.There's a difference
And i leave the very same advice with you too-Don't let anyone deceive you with poor,misguided bible scholarship.Forget doctrine,its not going to count on the last day.Just live your life to please Him,ok?And keep studying your bible properly.Skip no verse that contradicts your church's teachings.In the end,its His Word that'll be the yardstick,not the teachings of any church. Peace