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[size=20]Beware of my son CassyGate, this land is no longer for sale[/size]

Cutebumzy:
i've not started any, you?

Oh! Couldn't imagine.

Po. Science right?

Pr0ton:
Surprise.. That's what keeps the world interesting. And we all have our stories too.

True, your mind, philosophically is a giant and that alone is like 8m times the size of FT.

Your brain fit big pass Pr.CEE like... .

Hail thee.

Bhuumhite:
haha....anyways,happy new year

Aawww! See ya laugh, lawd, got you.

Cutebumzy:
I've been here. Nothing much, you?

Nothing much too, just wanted to greet you.


Hope preparations are coming up ahead of Feb., 13th?

Bhuumhite:
And i'm seeing bhuumhite everywhere......chai.....ejoor o..
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Cassyrooy,na for ur dreams u dey play ni?....or who bears bhunhite sef?

I don case my rest be that o

Cutebumzy:
happy new year dear

Where have you been at naw? Whats up?

IamLucy:
cassyrooy happy new year.
you were of great help to me during the clearance.so for that am grateful

K.

misspresident:
na only cassyrooy u see here lol happy new yr to u.

Fixed. Lol

viickerz:
Wow. This group still dey?

Lol.. Shout out to everyone here.. Cassyrooy, protein, getovame, fembleez, e.t.c

I hope u peeps are prepping for resumption..
Its unfortunate for me not to get admission..

Fembleez, ur story still inspires me

Cassyrooy, my nigger.. I miss u bro.. You are wat people in my area call ' omo aye'

Getovame.. U are a boss..

Proton ( protein )

I love you all #no homo

U are part of the people that made my 2015 sweet

I love and miss all you guy.. I really do

Sobs

OMO AYE? Lol, only wished i know what it means, but i like it.

It is as it seems, quite unsettling when these kinda things happen, to folks you know, but brother, i'd like for you to make a comeback, guys like you don't quit and that depicts a mindset, an achiever.

I feel you bro.

PrinceCEE:
@the bolded, I can't do any better than correcting the monicker.

Thanks man.

for u to know about Oliver de Coque's hit "father father" means that u're well grounded in Igbo's High Life"

Nah! Dad got cassettes and sometimes we play 'em you know.

But that was then, now Steve Clowñ Crown, and Marshal Mathers, J. Cole and co rock my boat.

Buh thumbs up on those monickers u pulled up there. U really archived them... My head is really rusty on those monickers but na only u waka carry them come

Lol! How can i forget my comrades, it was good to compete with some, and meet some, Pr0ton for example i tot* was one bouncer-looking dude but... Lol. you know the rest.

PrinceCEE:
They intxicate More than alcohol.

Lol. Maybe

Grabs the mic!

DJ Pr0ton - play me track 9 abeg.

Okay now playing - Oliver de Coque_Father Father.

Wow! What a year that just ran out, like yesterday it seem, and 2016 hangs on tonight like LASTMA(dunno if i'm right, rep ABJ*wink*) waiting for wrong parking.

Okay! It was good knowing y'all, but i'm keen on meeting you guys in 44days(didn't know i kept tab on the days left).

Yeah i know i write nonsense, but 2016 in UI i'll address that.

Awesomeness i'd say was this thread, but the BEST remains everyone i met on this thread and in UI.

To y'all we bantered together, to y'all i met and will still meet, you rock.

You got admitted in '15, Thank God, you failed, Thank God, '16 will be better.

I cant mention anybody(feeling clumsy 'bout that) but know that i love you, you, you and you, and i appreciate your contributions in making this year, unforgettable.

Nattygeneral, thanks man, Jossyluv1 for the thread, Geedot(weyrey) my respects, Zezeny that was a wrong way to know your moniker, Horpeyemmi666 i greet you, Olatunji21, Treasuregr8, Misspresident, ajosegabriel and my fellow coursemates, see you, when i see you.

Bhunmhite(i cant forget those expensive plays we had ).

Chai! PrinceCEE, Polymath, Estijaz, Holamarcy, Ogunsinamayowa, Cutebumzy**, Mhizfranca, Mhizdeedy(though you deactivated), IamLucy, Fembleez1, Mistytohcute, Tushwitch, Vibra, Cleverj01, Taylor184, Bobolizm, Anonymousartist(thanks bro, for your invaluable support all through), Augster, Vcojoro*, Tommybob, FrancisTony(hope your wifes and kids according to Pr0ton are fine?) Colluzzuz, Becborn, Viickerz(TaoBalinga sounds berra*in Mancunan accent) Kelechiug, Sexykaycee, Oluwakstar(bro i no kill myself lol), and all the Whatsapp crew.

Sister Kingdomdaughter and Brother ThankyouJESUS, Okay

My brother and partner GetOvaMe.

Happy New Year.

Dating until 11th February, 2016, when i'd be single again.

PrinceCEE:
@the bolded, naija guys can't be any better than they're!

as for cassyrooy, he's an Igbo, so expect the Igboitic idiosyncracy which is never void of compensation in terms of cash. Buh u can always pay with anything u've

It is truly hard to deny that fact about me being Igbo, but haba? It shouldn't be my slogan na.

20% off fees is good for business given the unavailability of PMS.

misspresident:
Lol show off....

...and pride too.

Truly, human capabilities have elastic niches.

How literal could it get to score 69 in Literature? Truly, i'd say that it's quite poetic.

misspresident:
cassyrooy post=Without Mastery of Literature, i wouldn't have made it!

Lol, i just paraphrased the lyric to create that line above "If it weren't for 'OTHERSIDE' i wouldn't have made it".

Thank you for your wish!


JAMB 2015/2016
Dear (***Cassyrooy) Your result is 250.....

Oh Ibadan! Open your arm and await the coming of a son.

#EyesRightForSOCIOLOGY
#TSSC

Lol, i can only look back to these posts you've dug up.

misspresident:
princeCEE

I dey kulee like jeje...
so glad to hear that.
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Buh u fit smile for Africa
na God oh.....
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how've u been all these while
i've been around and i've been so busy too.
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hope none of those guys 'em no dey disturb u
lol nope they are all good guys.
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if they do, report am to cassyrooy cos he's grounded in women affairs.
i will of course, cassyrooy na my padi lol but i hope he won't collect fee from me
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*runs off to avoid being attacked*
where r u running off too lol?

For you, na free access and services o.

PrinceCEE:
I dey kulee like jeje...


Buh u fit smile for Africa



how've u been all these while



hope none of those guys 'em no dey disturb u



if they do, report am to cassyrooy cos he's grounded in women affairs.


*runs off to avoid being attacked*

Women intoxicate, unlimited access to women intoxicate unlimitedly.

Hope to do a better job than Jorge Mendes.

PrinceCEE:
Good morning greatest UITES...

this is actually without doubt the slowest thread for unibadan in nairaland over the years and Seun ain't happy bou it


*scratches head to remember some monickers here*


u know why


am a bit fuzzy now


shout out to 'em niggas and niggress(es) in the house

Treasuregr8
ogunsinamayowa
Pr0ton
Bhuumite
horpeyemmi66
getovame
cassyrooy
misspresident
Francistony (just mentioned u though cos u're my only bulimic paddy )
taiocol ( I'll like to meet u so as to see how bizarre u look like cos ur online decorum is just outta this planet)



anyway, I've not been used to logging into nairaland recently resulting to my state of rustiness in recalling monickers that once flooded this thread...



I've thought of something too enthusiastic that'll cause myriad of posts so as to move this thread...


*zooms off to find one*

I greet you bro.

PrinceCEE:
*finally gotten one that'll rip ur cranium and thinking ability *


Disclaimer: I won't be held responsible for any harm caused to ur Brain cos of this brain teaser below






If Aisha's daughter is my daughter's mother. What am I to Aisha?

A. Grandmother
B. Mother
C. Daughter
D. Granddaughter
E. I am Aisha
F. Father



Pls answer correctly



let the answers start rolling by...



I wanna see a full house this morning

The options provided are all wrong.

If Aisha's daughter is my daughter's mother?
What am i to Aisha?

Aisha + X = Y, Y + I = My daughter.

Therefore; Aisha is my Mother-in-law and I, her Son-in-law.

jemmiee:
. Stolen textbooks u mean

Some months ago i would've said what you said or, worse.

Please sometimes, we got to read, and read again our comments before airing or posting them.

Ma'am it's a win-win for the buyer and the seller, and believe it or not, schools are still a fragment of our lives.

My principal used to say that "passing through school(s) isn't enough, but letting school(s) pass through us".

Dunno if all these were necessary though.

TruthHurts1:
The University of Ibadan

It's plain that HORSES don't engage CHICKS as to who's stronger.

I understand that sadist don't mourn or moan, they just wail, wail and wail, it makes them happy.

IamLucy:
send him drinks on my behalf

Lu? What?


No P.


Are you on facebook?

Pr0ton:
We no fit forget ham oo

Oya.. Wetin you want for entertainment??

Bhunmi

































Exiled myself from Nigeria.....

Pr0ton:
Since your most active section is Religion, I have come to post this here. So I had been keeping this date until Saturday. I had forgotten after then (you can easily guess why ) So so fortunately after a long time I visited NL I thought about peeping and check out my mentions, "atheist" "Pr0ton" "friend" and ultimately "6 days to your birthday" from FrancisTony's posts in his diaries made me Today is his birthday!! How could I have fogotten So it was a good thing I came online today.

We'll do it the way we did it in FrancisTony and Cassyrooy's time, but a little different. Since we (Johny and I) have no "family thread" I'm gonna open a thread specially for him and tag as many NLers as reachable. And that's the rule. Whoever wishes Johny here should at least tag three other friends. It's a party!! Invite them all. I'll be the host here. Feel free to mention whatever you wish to have for entertainment; food, snacks, drinks, babes, movies, music anything whatever. A request for a visit to space would be mostly welcome.......by him.

I'll start with my wish. May you live everyday of your life. Nothing shall be your limit. You'll explore all existing and post-existing planets in the universe, for your entire life, and whatsoever will stop girls from running after you will never come your way!

Happy Birthday Johnydon22

Tag: His very own people



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J-boy, i no fit shout, but a [size=48pt]LOUD HAPPY BIRTHDAY[/size] no pass my power


pr0ton, baba i still remember how that day was for me.



iamlucy, babice, sexykaycee make una come see Johnydon22 parti o

IamLucy:
i dont even know.you know i'v never been in university so i dono how the system works..so we'd be going and coming all through january? dont they know some people stay outside ibadan?

I don't think so, just like Post-UTME registrations, we used debit cards, probably same might be used again.

These are just my thoughts.

AudioMonkeyNg:
Yo fam I thought were resuming on 13 of febuary? Or are freshmen resuming before 13th ? Other students ?

Resumption is still 13th of February except UI says otherwise.

There are still lots to be done before resumption.

@IamLucy, the registrations you meant were course registrations and the likes, right?

What i meant about the second week of January, are for matters such as Hall Allocations, Fees Payment, etc to begin.

IamLucy:
cassyrooy when is registration starting?

Honestly, i've got no clue.

Second week of January wont be surprising.

Hahahahaha!

I thought we were just friends, my emotional switch has been off throughout the year, got her for company, imagine me calling for 30mins-1hr and when we'd get to say 'later, bye' she always insert her signature, 'send me card'.

Yet, i don't remember when she has called me, so fúcking stupid of me.

Glad to have resolved my troubles, back and better and i feel more than great.

My woman, i'm coming for you.

HomoSapiien:
Good I have a lot of questions to ask. I registered for Jamb 2 months ago and I choosed Unilorin. I was thinking of choosing Unilorin again in my DE but with what they did this year, I changed my mind. I wil therefore choose UNIBADAN in my DE. So my first question now is, does UI accep OND for Direct Entry?

yes, and Upper Credit is required.

Sorry i came late to it.