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CareerRe: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by Catapault: 6:32pm On Feb 13, 2024
uvie66:
the question you should be asking is Nigeria qualifications on the same par with the United Kingdom?
What an ignorant thing to type.

What do they teach in British law schools that is different from the same Common Law system you inherited from them?

Do Nigerian graduates not travel and excel in those places?

Nigerian standards are even higher, from my experience.
CareerRe: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by Catapault:
Jman06:
I wish the UK lawyers could even go further to take over practice of human rights laws, electoral laws, criminal laws etc. It'll be so interesting because I trust the white man to do the right thing no matter whose ox is gored.

Unlike our corrupt charge and bail lawyers, the UK lawyers would not be taking bribes from government and wealthy individuals to pervert the course of justice.
Slave air head.

The only reason you can read and write today is because we gained independence in 1960 and our leaders began building thousands and thousands of schools under the Universal Primary Education (UPE) policy which raised literacy rate from 5% in 1960, after a century of British looting and theft of your resources which left Nigeria an undeveloped BUSH at independence.

Nigerian leaders raised that literacy rate to just over 70% so far. Were it not for them, you would be a village illiterate today. Because mass education was NOT a policy of the colonial administration.

Which is why most of our grandparents were village illiterates.

Look around you and tell me ONE infrastructure or industry or even major hospital that was built by the British in their time here.

One thing you mentally colonised, dumbass white worshipping Nigerians need to understand is that the ONLY REASON a white country will come here to rule or control you is because they want to EXPLOIT YOU.

They’ve been doing this for centuries, yet your thick skulls still see them as angels.

I actually suspect they did some occult thing on you guys to make you so subservient and trusting of them, despite all the terrible atrocities they committed against you and your ancestors, including looting your ancient treasures after burning down your cities and palaces, and mass murdering your people in various colonial invasions.

They actually have your stolen bronze treasures proudly displayed in their museums right now!

Where are the “honest British lawyers and judges” in confronting that theft and brigandage?

Honest fuckries.
CareerRe: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by Catapault: 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2024
philiancoop:
British airways and virgin Atlantic can enter Nigeria but air peace can't enter UK.

Bad government with a touch of tribalism
Air Peace has landing rights in UK.
SportsRe: AFCON 2023: Should Jose Peseiro Stay As Super Eagles Boss After Final Loss? by Catapault: 5:47pm On Feb 13, 2024
TheWinterBird:
Is it everytime they want to be changing coaches? The man led then to this point. He should be retained. I'm sure he will examine his mistakes and do better next time.
You are “sure”.

Why are you “sure”?

Coaches tend to have a philosophy that defines their playing style.

For this guy it is Mourinho-style Park the Bus system.

You cannot be “sure” that he will try any other system since this system got him a renewed contract after the semi final.

Or that he will even know what he’s doing if he tries a different playing style..
SportsRe: AFCON 2023: Should Jose Peseiro Stay As Super Eagles Boss After Final Loss? by Catapault: 5:41pm On Feb 13, 2024
merits:
Atleast he has learnt from his mistakes.
How the hell do you know that?

He told you?

Smh
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Confers National Honours On Super Eagles, Gifts Them Plots Of Land, Flats by Catapault: 4:14pm On Feb 13, 2024
Tochi360:
Haa them no dey ban people for here grin

It's that your late pedophile goat rapist father I blame for birthing a cursed child of doom, destruction and untimely death like You. I will hit your cursed soul with my undiluted unadulterated truth,if e pain You hug transformer make You join your late father na grin grin

Tinubu is a COLLOSAL FAILURE,this is a reality not even the evil spirit of your late father can contest grin grin grin

Omo Ale jatijati.
IPOB go away.

Outcast.

Smiling demon.

Spit.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Confers National Honours On Super Eagles, Gifts Them Plots Of Land, Flats by Catapault: 4:08pm On Feb 13, 2024
mikeapollo:
Very useless government! How does this benefit the masses that are suffering as a result of the terrible policy options of this clueless government.
You cannot impress anybody with useless giveaways to Super Eagles
Go f.uck your mother there, animal bastard.

Those boys went out there and put their lives and limbs at risk bringing honour and glory to their country, while a f.ucking dunce like who only cares about his own belly has the nerve to type that vomit.

Name me ONE THING you have ever done for Nigeria in your useless life?

Worthless idiot.
CrimeRe: Father Of Jude Oguejiofor, Slain Anambra Lawyer, Falls And Dies by Catapault: 12:23pm On Feb 13, 2024
Omoluabi16:
Those kidnappers though. Hard to imagine they were born of women. Once innocent,helpless like every child. People will talk about the broken system, but this is just pure evil. Hope they meet their waterloo in the most painful way.
They are evil-hearted, demonic individuals.

Sometimes I just wish for the return of military rule.

I’m done with this shit.

A good, no nonsense military ruler that will step in, and set up military tribunals on his first day of office, to try kidnappers and bandits, and send them straight to firing squad.

Within ONE MONTH, all this criminality will end in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Should The Nigerian Govt Regulate The Social Media Space? by Catapault:
Yes they should.

Definitely.

If it will save us from Aisha Yesufu’s screeching voice… undecided
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga: Nigeria’s Wealth Overestimated, Country Very Poor by Catapault: 2:01am On Feb 13, 2024
christistruth01:
That is a Lie

Nigeria has one of the biggest Gas Reserves in the world

The German President wasn’t in Nigeria to Play

If Nigeria was poor how could so many Politicians afford their kids to school in the UK at the

Rate of £20,000 per annum Per Child?
Will you sell the gas reserves in one day?

Even if you have gas it doesn't mean you will be super wealthy immediately.

It will take years and even a decade or more of selling it to see appreciable impact on the economy.
SportsRe: Up Eagles by Catapault(op): 11:50pm On Feb 12, 2024
Bump!
SportsRe: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Catapault:
Jman06:
We suppose send them o

Isn't it disgraceful that a country we once mocked for their economic woes and even made "Ghana Must Go" bags for is now thriving in all aspects and doing better than ushuh Their power supply, education, healthcare, road infrastructures etc are much better than ours today! What a shame!

Check the average life expectancy in Ghana and you'll see that it's far above Nigeria's. Too bad!
Unfair comparison.

Nigeria is like the India of Africa. Huge population, economic powerhouse, big tech sector, large and growing middle/upper class, and millions and millions of poor people, plus overall poor infrastructure compared to neighbouring smaller populations like Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Thailand etc.

Truth is that it is FAR EASIER, QUICKER, AND CHEAPER to develop a nation of 20 million compared to a nation of 230 million.

Far less number of roads, schools, hospitals etc are required.

Far less number of cities and towns and villages needing fixing.

A country like Ghana has only one real city, Accra. The rest are glorified villages.

Ghana may have 4,000 km of tarred roads, and they'll be ok.

Nigeria has 100,000 km of tarred roads, but needs 200,000 more to cover everyone!

Then some Ghana dude goes on social media and says ''our roads in Ghana are better than in Nigeria!'

Well of course they are better because you only have 2 roads!

''We have constant light in Ghana''.

Actually you don't. Power cuts are back there. Which is pretty disgraceful as you have only 8 million households to power up, while Nigeria has 150 million! undecided

The truth is Ghana is actually doing terribly considering their small population and huge natural resources from crude oil to gold and cocoa.

They should be doing far better than they are doing.

I guess once they feel they're 'better than Nigeria', they're okay.
SportsRe: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Catapault: 11:08pm On Feb 12, 2024
Teeklef:
No wahala!!! Just know say e don be for you. If I stream or download your music again,make I bend.
hehehe.. grin
PoliticsRe: Africans JUBILATING Over Nigerian Exit At AFCON by Catapault(op):
NGArmyTerrorist:
But their electricity is far more better and the best than yours! Even the ball you watched yesterday; you watch am with Generator!
You don’t know that, so shut your rotten lips.

South Africa suffers daily power cuts of up to 12 hours or more, and they call it ‘load shedding’.

The use of generators is widespread.

It is self hating so-called Nigerians like you that take your blabber mouths screaming “no electricity” to the whole world which allows even people from Sierra Leone with 21% access to electricity compared to Nigeria’s 60%, to be insulting YOUR COUNTRY over power issues.

Fcking air heads.

All these other countries like South Africa for instance, have HUGE problems. They just don’t make it their job to go online trashing their country over it. So we hardly know their problems. But they know ALL our problems.

Every single one.

Because of your wild, thoughtless, relentlessly negative self-hating anti-Nigerian posts on social media.

And it will be YOUR children that will suffer prejudice and be discriminated against on the continent and beyond, since ALL they know about your country is negative - thanks to you.

Fcking dullards with no sense.

If you wake up every day screaming to the world that your country is worthless, how do you think they will treat YOU when they encounter YOU?

Like a prince?

No, you’ll be treated like a tramp and viewed with suspicion, prejudice and distrust.

As will your offspring in future.

Other countries know this and are discrete in their criticism of their countries.

But this basic logic escapes Nigerians.

Is it an IQ issue?
SportsUp Eagles by Catapault(op):
Up Eagles
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Based In The United States Compares Living Standards In Nigeria And The by Catapault: 5:31pm On Feb 12, 2024
immortalcrown:
Did you do basic Economics in secondary school?

Your comparison is wrong. Explain why a Nigerian who works as a driver in those countries affords the high cost of living in those countries and still afford to buy land and build houses in Nigeria but university lecturers in Nigeria struggle to pay rents in the same Nigeria. Explain this situation if you think your comparison is right. Have you also looked at the balance of payments in those countries and the countries' foreign reserves? Compare them to Nigeria's balance of payment and Nigeria's foreign reserve.

The countries you compare to Nigeria import almost every raw material they use in production. Nigeria has almost every raw material. Why can't Nigeria process the raw materials here, make the finished products cheap for Nigerians and also export the finished products? Those other countries import raw materials from Nigeria and export the finished goods to the same Nigeria but you are too blind to understand the situation. The cost of living you praise in Nigeria is mediocrity. Cost of living can be way cheaper in Nigeria if Nigeria is as prudent as the countries you compare to Nigeria.

Don't compare countries that are not equal in terms of natural resources and population. Your logic is like using the price of cement in countries that import cement to justify the price of cement in Nigeria that is naturally blessed with cement. Nigeria has cement and the cement is this costly. Imagine what will happen if Nigeria doesn't have cement.

It is this your logic that some people used to justify increase in fuel price during Buhari's regime. Those people just said fuel was costlier in many other countries. But they didn't explain if those other countries export crude oil like Nigeria. Nigeria has crude oil and fuel is this costly. Imagine what will happen if Nigeria doesn't have fuel.

Cost of living is higher there because of lower availability of natural resources. Yet, they managed to build better roads, better hospitals and better schools for you. The leaders of those countries do not waste or embezzle their resources as much as Nigerian leaders do.

But in Nigeria, there are more natural resources, no good roads, not many good schools and not many good hospitals. Imagine what the cost of living in Nigeria will be if Nigeria doesn't have much natural resources and if Nigeria has good raods and steady power supply. Nigerian leaders waste or embezzle Nigerian resources.

In conclusion, Nigeria is worse than those countries. No good roads, steady electricity and water, but house rent is very high.
Dude, even in America, many truck drivers earn more than lecturers and school teachers.

So you started by typing rubbish.
TravelRe: Trending Video Of Ivorian Super Highways (Photos) by Catapault: 5:21pm On Feb 12, 2024
Procashtips:
They aren't really different from what we have in Nigeria and other parts of Africa.

Some of these roads look similar to what we have in Kano and Abuja including Lagos.
WILL INFERIORITY COMPLEX ALLOW THEM TO APPRECIATE ANYTHING IN NIGERIA?

NIGERIA’S WORST ENEMIES ARE ITS OWN PEOPLE.

IF YOU’D SHOWED THEM THESE SAME SORT OF PICTURES FROM NIGERIA, THEY WOULD DISMISS IT AS INCONSEQUENTIAL.

CURSED PEOPLE.
TravelRe: Trending Video Of Ivorian Super Highways (Photos) by Catapault: 5:11pm On Feb 12, 2024
Okeoghenerobert:
Did you see any container on the road? Corruption is our problem here
SHUT UP.

HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH A JUDGEMENT BY SEEING ONLY A TINY FRACTION OF THE ROADS THEY HAVE THERE, ON A SINGLE FORUM SCREEN?

LOW IQ PEOPLE.
TravelRe: Trending Video Of Ivorian Super Highways (Photos) by Catapault: 5:08pm On Feb 12, 2024
ghiloman28:
We have many of good roads in Nigeria if you think the Ivory Coast is better it a visa free you can just relocate shikena
DON’T MIND THE BUSH, VILLAGE PEOPLE THAT DON’T KNOW ANYTHING BEYOND THEIR DIRTY VILLAGES OR NEIGHBOURHOODS COMING TO SAY “WHAT IS IN NIGERIA”.

WE HAVE FREE INTERNET NOW, SO EVERY UNEXPOSED BUSH FOOL CAN TYPE RUBBISH ONLINE.
TravelRe: Trending Video Of Ivorian Super Highways (Photos) by Catapault: 5:03pm On Feb 12, 2024
God1000:
This is wonderful, it's a big shame that Nigeria cannot construct such roads.


Corruption has killed our country
MUMU. YOUR PROBLEM IS LACK OF EXPOSURE.

WHEN THEY SAY LEAVE YOUR DIRTY VILLAGE AND TRAVEL AROUND NIGERIA, YOU WILL NOT AGREE.

THAT IS WHY YOU THINK WE DON’T HAVE THIS IN NIGERIA.

USELESS, IGNORANT PEOPLE.
BusinessRe: Picture Of Wigwe Hosting Dangote And Otedola In His Lagos Mansion 2 Weeks Ago by Catapault: 4:38pm On Feb 12, 2024
t2luv1:
You know what I always find amazing about Nigeria's so-called Billionaires? Bill Gates, an American, and a white man has poured more of his own money into improving that country than those three of Nigeria's Billionaires combined. Yeap I repeat combined. That still will not stop some segments of the people in Nigeria from criticizing the USA whenever the opportunity arises.
Shut your slave ass lips there, Uncle Tom sellout.

What has Bill Gates done for anyone apart from pushing dodgy, dangerous ‘vaccines’?

Only God knows how many people have perished because of his ‘vaccines’.

We don’t need him or want him anywhere in Nigeria or Africa.
BusinessRe: Picture Of Wigwe Hosting Dangote And Otedola In His Lagos Mansion 2 Weeks Ago by Catapault: 4:34pm On Feb 12, 2024
t2luv1:
Ain't no need to come @ me like that Partner. You believe in your imaginary god and I believe in me case close.
What imaginary god?

The only imaginary god is the god brought to you by thieving rapists and enslavers, you brainwashed, ignorant thing.
BusinessRe: Picture Of Wigwe Hosting Dangote And Otedola In His Lagos Mansion 2 Weeks Ago by Catapault:
t2luv1:
Partner you truly believe there is an afterlife? Psst !!! Partner let you on a secret there is none. Rich people invented Heaven and hell narratives to play tricks on the motherfuc*er poor souls. Something to make them think that if they are poor now maybe there is some kind of reward waiting for them in heaven the same thing with the 10 virgins crap with the Nation of Islam brothers. Who in their freaking right mind wants 10 virgins anyway? No afterlife partner when you are freaking dead cuz you dead aiight. That's a wrap
You are talking UTTER RUBBISH.

We are immortal souls living a temporal human existence.

The accounts of thousands of near-death experiencers confirm that what we call ‘death’ is simply a return back to our default state as powerful, immortal beings.

This Earth existence is a SIMULATION, similar to an AI program.

Or Virtual Reality program.

What we call ‘death’ is simply taking off the headset of a VR program called ‘Life on Earth’, and returning to our reality of eternal life and consciousness as powerful souls.

Our ancestors knew these things for thousands of years before the whites and Arabs came with their FAKE RELIGIONS that claimed you had to ‘believe in’ some ‘saviour’ who looked like THEM before you could be “saved”.

A PURE LIE which most of you STUPIDLY believe after being BRAINWASHED by them.
BusinessRe: Picture Of Wigwe Hosting Dangote And Otedola In His Lagos Mansion 2 Weeks Ago by Catapault: 4:08pm On Feb 12, 2024
Righteousness2:
How you celebrated does not really matter.

Who celebrates you on Earth or who does not celebrate you does not really matter.

People can be here on Earth celebrating that you did this and that meanwhile you are Hell Fire Burning and crying.

Billionaire or poornaire club does not really matter.

What Matters is did you Depart this world with JESUS Christ as the Lord and Savoir of your life.
This is the only thing that has Eternal Value.

Don't live life pursuing vanities without Having what really matters. Everything Ends Here.


SHUT UP, YOU BRAINWASHED FOOL.

BEFORE ENGLISH RAPISTS, THIEVES AND MURDERERS FORCED THEIR FAKE, INVENTED WHITE SAVIOUR ON YOU, DID YOUR ANCESTORS NOT PROCEED TO HEAVEN AFTER LEAVING THIS WORLD?

DID THEY NOT KNOW GOD OR HAVE RELIGION?

STUPID AIR HEAD.

Oh sure, we will not go to heaven unless we worship the gods of the thieving white invaders, rapists, enslavers, colonisers, looters, and murderers of our ancestors.

REALLY?

REALLY?

Fck you and Fck them and their FCKING FAKE, INVENTED white man “saviour”.

BASTARDS.

SPIT.
SportsRe: AFCON Final: Napoli, Five Other European Clubs React To Nigeria’s 2-1 Loss by Catapault: 3:58pm On Feb 12, 2024
donmik:
They hate us fiercely for bearing the name,
'giant of Africa'
We don’t give two shiits how they feel.

None of our business whatsoever.

Next!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Based In The United States Compares Living Standards In Nigeria And The by Catapault: 3:40pm On Feb 12, 2024
1Alex:
Why has he not come back to his blessed country and enjoy the blessing?
Most likely because he can’t afford to, and is tied down there with kids, wifey, bills etc…
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Based In The United States Compares Living Standards In Nigeria And The by Catapault: 3:39pm On Feb 12, 2024
He is correct.

Most Nigerians abroad don’t actually want to be there. Na just management.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Catapault: 3:31pm On Feb 12, 2024
HardBishop:
Yet your dreams is to marry an American old cougars dreaming and aspiring to do anything for her. Mtcheww
School dropout with no brain, what are you spewing from your rotten, bush lips?

You don’t know a friggin’ thing about me, so shut your rotten lips there, you dumb mental midget.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Catapault: 3:25pm On Feb 12, 2024
boldtruthalways:
He never said that in the true context. He was just making a point. Fake journalist should stop twisting issues. He's simply emphasising the need for NATO to pay up and not leave the entire burden on U.S.A. He's a smart President who loves his people and wishes to use their resources for the good of his people and not wasting it on foreign countries who do not like them. Greatest President ever.
Shut your stupid dumb lips.

It is assholes like you who support this dangerous criminal trying to get back into power.

Nobody wants his narcissistic deranged self anyway near the White House in control of such a huge nuclear arsenal that could threaten the world.

The lying criminal has over 90 criminal charges against him as we speak. If he was black he would have long been jail with zero prospect of being president ever again.

But his white privilege in a racist society means he gets away with multiple crimes from fraud to rape to insurrection and other crimes while their corrupt judiciary enables him by outrageously handling him with kid gloves and refusing to hold him to account for his numerous crimes.

This is the WILD ANIMAL that you are here supporting?

Idiot dunce.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Catapault: 3:15pm On Feb 12, 2024
Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGP1hJJNstI



https://www.politico.eu/article/trump-says-he-would-encourage-russia-to-attack-nato-members-that-dont-pay-enough
“One of the presidents of a big country stood up and said, ‘Well, sir, if we don’t pay and we’re attacked by Russia, will you protect us?'” Trump recalled during the rally. “I said, ‘You didn’t pay. You’re delinquent.’ He said, ‘Yes, let’s say that happened.’ No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want.”
This “conversation” is completely fabricated by Trump. It never happened.

Whenever he says “someone said to me ‘Sir….” he’s lying.

Trump is a narcissist, and with that comes chronic, constant lying.
SportsRe: AFCON Final Massive Crowd At Awka Viewing Center Last Night(video& Photos) by Catapault: 11:11am On Feb 12, 2024
Nice one, guys.

Up Eagles.

Up Naija.

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