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PoliticsRe: New Port Harcourt Refinery Complex To Come On Stream Mid-2025, Says NNPCL by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:06pm On Nov 26, 2024
Tobokongs:
Woow

Who don notice say no igb0 like this news?

Dem don change mouth now to THE PRICE GO REDUCE?

May God continue to disappoint the bastards we have in this country.

Good news like this will continue to give them diarrhea in Jesus name
Have you eaten today?
InvestmentRe: CBN Increases Interest Rate To 27.5 Per Cent by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:32pm On Nov 26, 2024
Timmi:
To the contrary Mr. Man, you are the one that is naive, a cretin and Obizombie. We are talking of micro economics and because it is above your IQ and knowledge level, you start talking of what you do not know off, but rather echoing innuendoes, lie and propaganda.
Stop disgracing yourself.

Check all stable economies around the world and see their interest rates for yourself.

If I decide to explain what this step actually means and its impact, you won't still understand.

So, I will ask you, please tell me one, I mean just one benefit or positive impact this step will have on MSMES, Productions companies and others?
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest In Ido-Osun Against The Relocation Of Airport To Ede (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:03am On Nov 26, 2024
Larrycool1234:
This happen to be the oldest airport in Nigeria,yet with no headways over the years ,seems the land is cursed or whatsoever ... so taking it to another place is a welcome idea..
LoL @ oldest, when then award the airport for you to call it the oldest?
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest In Ido-Osun Against The Relocation Of Airport To Ede (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:01am On Nov 26, 2024
Timmi:
You this Press9jatv is still in delusion and yet to wake up and know that that Governor Adeleke will win the second term because he has performed admirably. You and your ilks sponsored some few (not up to 20) people to carry placards and be online cretins and zombies and believe that your useless party - APC will win in Osun, it ain’t going to happen.
I hate anything APC but this guy needs to be careful in Osun State before him go cast Adelekes like Sarakis.

Tho, Ede is a better place for the airport to be located but the timing and the nature of moving it is complicated.

Make e no give oppositions what to campaign with, there are several other ways he can develop his place without moving the airport.
PoliticsRe: Angry Anambra Residents Set Soludo’s Revenue Agents Ablaze by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:50pm On Nov 25, 2024
Sweeetheart:
You lied you've been to all southwest states, if your region is liveable you won't be roaming up and down jobless tout
If I have been to Ekiti, Oyo, Osun, Ogun, Ondo, make do g bite you.

So, all the Chinese people, Americans, Europeans here are jobless?

Poor people mentality.

I'm helping fo ols like you by buying up your ancestral lands and given your lots feeding money for the main time.

Who knows if any of your fa ther or mot her or sib lings are my tenants in their land?

You sound like a hun gry fellow, go find food chop abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Education Doesn’t Guarantee Knowledge & Davido Speaks Without Reasoning - Nihmat by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:41pm On Nov 25, 2024
Who is this mo ro nic entity?

Wey rey dey find attention.

Where is the lie in what Davido said?
PoliticsRe: Forensic analyst explains how INEC Rigged Edo Election (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:22pm On Nov 25, 2024
wazobia68:
grin

The fact that they are disseminating these things online indicates that their case is weak. If your case is strong, put it together and present it in court. Not yelling up and down cho cho cho. In any case, only an idiot will divulge his evidence. A man with good case keeps it to himself, and then, on D-day, he lets loose the shoker, boom!
Their goal is to win over the public's sympathy.
You are du mb, even if you have a very valid and glaring evidence, you think their court will mind you?
PoliticsRe: Angry Anambra Residents Set Soludo’s Revenue Agents Ablaze by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:28pm On Nov 25, 2024
blueAgent:
Well said.

It was an eyesore when I visited Ogun state.
I have been to all the southwestern states of Nigeria.

Sometimes, I wonder what is powering this people when they claim these places are better than Igboland.

People wey dey keep shit inside house for days while waiting for rain to fall so that they can dispose/pour it inside the water flow due to the rainfall.
PoliticsRe: Angry Anambra Residents Set Soludo’s Revenue Agents Ablaze by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:22pm On Nov 25, 2024
GetSenseNow:
Bro eh, I know you have issues with Anambra people and their attitude but it's not a good one to keep getting it here in nairaland. It's only a few stupid individuals who talk down on Ebonyi State people and others. The majority of Igbos don't care where you're from.
We're all Igbos. I'm from Imo State. As I speak to you, I just left Ebonyi State Broadcasting Service building and my team and I are heading to the government house for a meeting with His Excellency. We should all work together for the advancement of the igbo tribe, not unnecessary squabbles caused by the stupidity of a few individuals.

We're a non-political socio-cultural group working towards the advancement of the igbo tribe.
Send me a message on a dead thread and I'll link you to the coordinator for your Local Government Area.

Pleass
That fu ul is not even an Igbo person to begin with.

He/she is from another tribe but hide under the faceless nature of this forum to claim he is an Igbo from ebonyi and use it for his/her selfish and evil purpose.
PoliticsRe: Angry Anambra Residents Set Soludo’s Revenue Agents Ablaze by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:19pm On Nov 25, 2024
simpleseyi:
Not for drug traffickers, baby factory merchants, fake drugs manufacturers and human traffickers
Neither is it for sku ll miners, drug peddlers and traffickers, corpse exhumers, ritualists, human parts sellers.
PoliticsRe: Governor Okpebholo Restores Oba Of Benin's Full Statutory Rights by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2024
YoungLionken:
This is a man with wisdom,. Obaseki was nothing but a failed warlord...
Failed?
You are definitely not ok to say that about someone who did his full 8 years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 24th November 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:11pm On Nov 24, 2024
Bendeco02:
Good news for fellow Arsenal fans.

Even if the match ends draw, not bad

I hope Mancity Vs Liverpool will draw next week
Your name na hope, sorry for you.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 24th November 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:03pm On Nov 24, 2024
You'll never walk alone!
PoliticsRe: Enugu State Hails Arrest Of Simon Ekpa, Says He Knows Nothing About Biafra by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:15am On Nov 24, 2024
sparko1:
I don't do name calling, it's obvious you only know of your local government.

Talking about regular IPOD, are you drunk or something, people who broke out of prison, could purchase guys and vehicle to kill soldiers not rub civilians oh, kill officers🙄🙄😂😂

IPOD is iPod, nothing regular or irregular.
I can see you don't deserve any further response after this.

You are talking of guns and vehicles as if it is something too big for those sponsoring them to afford or get for them.

I believe you have heard of how politicians arm(ed) ordinary I never chop backyard thug/tout/agberos and make them power-drunk and feel untouchable because they are their willing tools/instruments.

You are a kid, I think I will stop here.
PoliticsRe: Enugu State Hails Arrest Of Simon Ekpa, Says He Knows Nothing About Biafra by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:40pm On Nov 23, 2024
sparko1:
You can fool those who hasn't been recently, I take goods to Calabar on a regular, I am sure you know how to get to from Lagos.

That's how I know the story of Agberos in Lagos is child's play in SE, at least in Lagos you can beg and negotiate, if you go with Mopol in Lagos they will show you courtesy, in the SE boys that doesn't belong to any Road User association will bring receipts of 30k and present, 2 kilometers away you will see another.

Talking about Army, everyone knows, once you kill one of them expect a reaction, you expect them to ask for permission when some cult boys calling themselves iPod kills one of them. Try again!
You need wisdom kid.

You lack understanding.

I said I believe many of those that are causing the nuisances are part of those that escaped from the prison break that happened in the east few years ago, ordinarily following the timeline will reveal that to you.
Those people causing those nuisance are not the regular IPOB because they don't have the interest if their people at heart, they steal and also kill.

It is obvious that you have never been to the east or know nothing about that region.
Firstly, the touts/thugs you are talking about are classified into two general groups and they are mainly in Onitsha area.
First group are either garage people looking for passengers or Soludo's boys(they are mostly called by the naming of the sitting governor because the sitting governor do clear those working for his predecessor and bring in his own), their businesses are with road users and those that may urinated or dumped dirts in the road, they generate revenue etc for the government.
The second group are the random thugs/touts, this one are looking for who to extort and they don't just approach people anyhow, na because you be mu gu make them approach you, if those random dir ty aba kaliki boys can extort you, thugs/touts can surely extort you anywhere in the world, this set of people are in every town and they observe people's confidence or courage before approaching them, you be su egbe na, why them no go office you?
PoliticsRe: Enugu State Hails Arrest Of Simon Ekpa, Says He Knows Nothing About Biafra by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:28pm On Nov 23, 2024
Callosobruchus:
Oga, one; are these category of people you just talked about children? Two; why must you talk to someone without insulting the person?
Children?
Wetin children dey find for prison?
Or wetin children get to do with prison break?

I said many of those causing these nuisances, I believe are from those that escaped from the prison break few years ago.
Check the timing na.
PoliticsRe: Top Govt Official Backing MC Oluomo To Take Over NURTW – Baruwa by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:18pm On Nov 23, 2024
helinues:
So pe o ti lo

Baruwa will suddenly become the overnight hero of some people

They have no political direction, na anywhere belle face

grin cheesy
That is how they will collect what belongs to you and people will shout "so pe o ti lo"

Se bi you are supporting lawlessness, oya na you go meet am for front.
PoliticsRe: Enugu State Hails Arrest Of Simon Ekpa, Says He Knows Nothing About Biafra by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:58am On Nov 23, 2024
Callosobruchus:
I no even blame Simon Ekpa seff, I blame de mumu adults in de east wey de receive orders from one small boy from Finland wey no sabi anything wey de happen for the east.
You are ber eft of wisdom.

Which adults?

Have you forgotten about the prison break that happened in that region moment after moment some years back?

I think those condemned people who can't go back to the society, maybe for the fear of being picked and dumped back to the prison or something else, were now the ones they were using to cause all these wahala, and those ones are willing tools because they themselves have grudges against the government and people.

I'm just thinking that is the people they are using because I don't see any reason why a reasonable person will be a willing tool to be used to cause pain to his or her people.
PoliticsRe: Enugu State Hails Arrest Of Simon Ekpa, Says He Knows Nothing About Biafra by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:53am On Nov 23, 2024
sparko1:
You forget, army only follow ORDER, they go where they are told, it doesn't matter what anyone wants, and no they are not failing, the people (like) you are shielding them, eventually you will learn.
Keep kwayet!

The approach of Nigeria military in the SE is not professional or proper, you won't know this because you have not been there before.
If they wanted to comb those guys, they will do that but no, what they do is form a base or checkpoint somewhere, and they only enter town and attack people whenever those boys attack them in their base/checkpoint.
No be sey those boys are immortals or untouchables but I don't just know, it seems they have strong people in power using and backing them.
Foreign AffairsRe: Seven Russian Mercenaries Killed In Mali Attack by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:39am On Nov 23, 2024
No matter how they try, they can't colonize Africa again.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Overturns Judgment On Rivers LG Elections by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:00pm On Nov 22, 2024
Lithiumite:
And commandeered the I**os to carry arms and make a coup so the whole world would accuse the I**os while the young**bad would be the saints......how smart of the westerners and foolish of the easterners...... according to your analogy.
I don't think you understand what inactions or maladministration of your kinsman will give you folks.
Ask the northerners what they are facing at the moment, which is due to their person's acts in the past government.

The funny thing is you folks are not even enjoying the government when he is in power and by the time he completes his tenure, you people will still face the reality, making it double wahala for una.
PoliticsRe: Court Of Appeal Upholds Rivers LG Elections Conducted By Governor Fubara by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:46pm On Nov 22, 2024
ekanx27:
Don't just comment and be bias or partial in your reasoning!

Fubara is in PDP and fighting his boss that fought tooth and nail to make him governor. Now he has won (by proxy of the APP) the LGA election with the intention of seeking re-election in APP. What then is the implication?
1. Fubara has lóst it grip on the PDP structure in River State.
2. Wike has given Fubara a bait and he has taken it. To many, Wike lost to him but in the real sense, Wike is checkmating him with two official, the queen(Judiciary) and the knight(the LGA election). Unfortunately for Fubara, he will cancel the knight, but the ultimate Queen will be the one to put the final nail to the coffin.
You are a learner, those guys will decamp to PDP and from there, Fubara will flusha and start building his root.
You think he will leave PDP for Wike that is funding it difficult to hold the party's control.

Wike will be suspended but it will be close to election season, so that his actions/reactions won't be heavy on PDP.
That is why you see him grouping with APC at state level, using them as a possible landing in event of the suspension.
Foreign AffairsRe: White House Rejects ICC Arrest Warrants For Netanyahu, Gallant. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:35pm On Nov 21, 2024
LOL, ICC just dey practice what is known as academic exercise.

They won't do anything to Be and the other person.
Foreign AffairsRe: Deadly Israeli Air Strikes Hit Gaza - BBC Reports by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:09pm On Nov 21, 2024
Na Israel fit these people.
PoliticsRe: Alowonle: Osun Transport Workers Unleash Havoc In Osogbo by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:07pm On Nov 21, 2024
Truths9ja:
PRESS STATEMENT.

(21ST NOVEMBER, 2024).

We Commend Your Yeoman's Job Over Arrest Of Osogbo Hardened Criminal

- Osun APC Tells Police

...Condemns Adeleke's Govt, PDP For Defending Criminal Suspect

The Osun State chapter of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has commended the state command of the Nigeria Police for its proactive approach in ridding the state of criminal elements who have been hiding under the canopy of the government to disturb the peace of the state.

It would be recalled that the police acting on information arrested one Wakeel Nurudeen Alowonle, the chairman, Osun State Transport Management System (OSTMS), together with other suspects accused of sundry crimes ranging from robbery, kidnapping and serial murder, in Osogbo, the state capital, on Monday.

The police disclosed that a British Barretta Pistol, six rounds of 9 mm live ammunition and an expended empty shell were recovered from the vehicle belonging to Alowonle which he openly confessed in a video recording to have been given to him by a police officer.

Further information from the police disclosed that Alowonle, a close associate and appointee of Governor Ademola Adeleke, was shot at while trying to escape after he had successfully escaped from the police grip on the way to the police station, initially.

It is not a new thing that a suspected criminal is arrested by the police. What however, is bizarre and worrisome is that the state government and the state chapter of the PDP would find it expedient, tactical and necessary to make a statement in support of the suspect who has a history of unresolved crimes hanging on his neck.

This hasty defence of a suspected criminal by Governor Adeleke's government has provoked some fundamental questions about the government's commitment to protecting the citizenry of Osun State which is the uppermost duty of any government which is alive to its constitutional responsibility.

A situation where a government and the ruling party have turned themselves to the megaphone of a hardened criminal is a pointer to the abysmal low level to which the government of Governor Adeleke has been ridiculously and shamefully reduced to.

That the ruling PDP could descend so low to be defending a suspected gunrunner and contrabandist go a long way to accentuate the maxim that an organization cannot be better than the quality of those running its affairs. The Osun PDP is a classical example of an irredeemable disaster which management is unfortunate to be in the hand of a certified bibulous personality while the government is being tendered to by some opportunistic caretakers due to the verifiable pathological challenges of the supposed number one man in the state.

In a sane society, the government should genuinely partner with the law enforcement agencies in combating crimes and not brazenly aiding and abetting same as it is the case with the close associate of Governor Adeleke.

There have been cases of fugitives and wanted criminals of the PDP extraction taking an undue advantage of the statutory immunity of Governor Adeleke who have been suspiciously hiding in the state Government House and his convoy to evade arrest. The list of such wanted suspected criminals is endless.

This unsavoury development is pointing to the suspicion that the PDP government of Senator Adeleke is harbouring dangerous criminals ahead of the 2026 governorship election. It is our conviction that the people of Osun State deserve better than a government that is glaringly and brazenly prioritizing the interests of criminals over the expected constitutional safety and well-being of its citizens.

It is a high level of absurdity and preposterousness that the PDP-run government in Osun State which is bereft of the nitty gritty of the iron-cast information in the possession of the police is acting the role of a meddlesome interloper to the consternation of the right-thinking members of the society instead of assisting the police in a case of a suspected criminal found in possession of firearms which he had openly confessed to.

Was it an omission or a deliberate act on the part of the state Commissioner for Information, Mr Kolapo Alimi, who issued the statement on behalf of the state government in the defence of the arrested associate of his paymaster for refusing to tell the whole world what a private citizen was doing with the instruments of death found on him at the time of his arrest, assuming the suspect is one?

Haven't we been vindicated with our previous allegation that the PDP-run government in Osun State is piling up arms and ammunition with which they intend to harass, maim, kill the members of the opposition APC in the state with a view to rigging the 2026 governorship election?

We, as a party, commend the efforts of the police in making the state unhabitable for the criminals and are enjoining the proactive statutory force to continue to work in tandem with the other sister security agencies in the state in order to restore the lost glory of the state as the hitherto most peaceful in Nigeria before the coming of Governor Adeleke and his goons into the political theatre of the State of the Virtuous.

With the efforts of the Police so far, the constant beating, attacking and maiming of Osun citizens in broad daylight has been reduced to the barest minimum. Therefore, the Police must not, under whatever guise, succumb to the blackmail from the State Government over the arrest of Alowonle.

It will interest the discerning members of the society why Alowonle rejected the earlier invitation of the police over a petition alleging threat to life written by one Ido-Osun Prince Nurudeen Ademola Jimoh, a businessman, whose cars, house and shopping mall were destroyed at the Oke-Baale area of Osogbo in a rift over an allegation that the businessman snatched Alowonle's girlfriend.

It will also satisfy the curiosity of the peace-loving members of the society for the wounded and hospitalized Governor Adeleke's associate to disclose the identity of the police officer he said gave the British Barretta Pistol to him as reflected in the recorded video message that has gone viral.

It was appalling that the PDP-run government in the state could callously choose an option of clandestinely promoting a commercial drivers' protest yesterday whereby all the commercial vehicles were prevented from operating their business without considering the avoidable pains and inconveniences caused to the commuters who were left with the option of having to trek long distances to and from their destinations in Osogbo, the state capital.

If the state government wasn't behind the protest where some innocent inhabitants were harassed, beating up and wounded, it would not have been possible to make it a reality with the resultant effect of punishing the inhabitants of the state capital.

e-SIGNED:

Chief KOLA OLABISI,

Osun State APC Director of Media and Information.
See these ones...

All of una na the same thing...

Same way una use Ashiri during una time. Government of agberos.
EducationRe: Tinubu Sacks UNIZIK VC Odoh, Dissolves Governing Council by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:25am On Nov 21, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
Haba. It's like they want the case to lead to criminal prosecution niyen. They were seriously indicted and at best, they should accept the opportunity to step aside for now.

Not so for the top universities, especially a university like the University of Lagos (UNILAG).

The Chancellor of UNILAG is always a very popular accomplished Nigerian. The current Chancellor of UNILAG, Chief Wole Olanipekun,SAN is more popular in the national public sphere than the VC, Prof Folashade Ogunsola.
Understand a statement/question first before responding.

With respect to his question, VCs of Nigerian universities are more popular than the chancellor.
Only few people know that Wole Olanipekun is the Chancellor of Unilag. Infact, if you ask 10 people to choose between the two who they know occupy the two office, they will choose the VC.
Don't get me wrong, my point is Wole Olanipekun is popular generally due to his job and other things but only few people not close to the institution know he is Unilag's chancellor unlike the other person.
PoliticsRe: “Not IPOB": Governor Alex Otti Uncovers Real 'Sponsors' Behind Gunmen Attacks by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:25pm On Nov 20, 2024
SonofLagos:
grin keep deceiving yourself and blaming outsiders, by the time nothing is left standing in that cursed region, then we will see who else Una go blame🤣🤣

Keep celebrating ipob and worshiping them, make Una no just carry that madness pass river Niger grin world acclaimed most intelligent tribe🤣🤣 very foolish set of people.
You are talking to people that have bought most of your ancestral lands and have turned you and your gen er ations to tenants on your supposed ancestral lands.

Continue!
BusinessRe: List Of 8 Nigerian Banks With Highest Customer Deposits In 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:16pm On Nov 19, 2024
helinues:
Zenith and GTB always leading
You no sabi read join wetin you are already facing?

Access has the highest amount and 2nd highest increase but zenith has the highest increase but 2nd highest amount.

How GTBAnk take enter the discussion of "leading"?
PoliticsRe: Indian PM Modi Calls Tinubu ‘Ore Mi’ During Historic Nigeria Visit by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:49pm On Nov 17, 2024
Na wa o, so this one too na news.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Daniel Bwala, Special Adviser On Public Communication by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:05am On Nov 16, 2024
SirBunky85:
Reno can also feed your generations unborn.bitter beings
Reno should feed his own generation first mu².

I know sey you and your people are ebi mpawa republic, that is why you think every other person is like you people.
FamilyRe: Married Women, What's Your Biggest Regret About Marriage? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:58pm On Nov 15, 2024
In all sincerity, I don't think they have any regret.

From the number of pages the post/thread have, you can tell.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Daniel Bwala, Special Adviser On Public Communication by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:49pm On Nov 15, 2024
SirBunky85:
Reno can feed your generations without stress.
Many of you are big fo o ls, do you know who that guy is personally?

What if he is a son or daughter to one of the richest people in Nigeria but you can't tell because of the faceless nature of this forum?

Oh, you think sey everyone on this forum are like you?
I think that is why you reason like that. That line is old and stale, grow up please.

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