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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates Further As Dollar Sales To BDCs Wobble by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:37am On May 09
Make I check my warehouse to know what's up.

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Politics / Re: Fubara Bars All LG Heads From Appearing Before Amaewhule-Led Rivers Assembly by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:23am On May 09
omenka1:
Sim signed his death warrant by heeding to bateria's peace accord

This account has been hacked.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawians Who Abandoned Israeli Farms Deported by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:17am On May 09
busomma:
It's no gain saying, Isreal is a very evil place. Nothing good comes out it.

Make use of your bra in once na.
Crime / Re: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend & 3 Others For Rituals – Ondo Fruit Seller by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:44pm On May 06
Na this kind news dey make my fiancee dey get fear as time to join me in my state of residence from where she resides don dey near.

Note: While here, you need to be vigilant with everyone. If you are mindful of where you go to or who you deal with, vigilant of things around you and observant of people's actions and your surroundings, you don't have anything to worry about.

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Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:25am On May 05
This is nothing to discourage anyone from going there.

Just that I don't personally like that country, so if this is not the case, I won't still go there unless it is for business or official purposes.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists 'The Wealthiest People In Nigeria In 1965' by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:02pm On May 03
ednut1:
Renos father was a judge. He definitely left assets worth over 1billion naira for Reno and his other kids. Because those judges were bribed with dollars that year.

I used to think you are wise but this particular comment of yours proved me wrong.

How does living an asset of 1 billion naira makes any of his offspring a billionaire?

You even said he may have gotten it from the proceed of bribe which is also a fraud/crime.

Dey try reason abeg.
Business / Re: OPay Warns Customers Against Cryptocurrency And Virtual Currency Trading by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:19pm On May 03
Stew pead people...


Opay has been misbehaving recently, e be like sey them don dey taya, they just reversed a successful transaction and changed it to failed transaction after the person has left, if not that I know the person's location.

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Science/Technology / Re: What Would Happen If There Were No Moon? (Photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:16pm On May 03
If there were no moon, something else would be there to act in place of it.

Nothing would have happened because humans will find a way to evolve around it using God's given wisdom.

Many years ago people survived without many things that are available now, so forget it nothing will happen.
Politics / Re: Government Palliative Worsening Food Inflation - CBN Governor, Cardoso by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:06pm On May 03
Deji Adeyanju always call this man Cardi B... 😂

Complain upon complain, Mr man, you're appointed to get result by working and not to complain.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 40 Malawians Arrested For Abandoning Israeli Farms To Look For Jobs In Town by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:23pm On May 03
The poster is trying to make it look like Israel is bad, but agreement is agreement.

You signed a deal with someone and when it is time to fulfil your own part, you want to run/disappoint.

Abegi!

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TV/Movies / Re: Theo Somolu And Folake Olowofoyeku To Star In Disney’s 'Mufasa' by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:21pm On May 03
I don't know them.
Politics / Re: See How Gov Soludo Is Transforming Onitsha (photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:35pm On May 02
These politicians and hyping ehn.


All these Nigerian politicians and using influencers or hypeman to blow their works overboard.

Is it not the same onitsha that I visited recently?

LoL 😂😂😂
Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:45pm On Apr 29
LOLz, can't these ones just accept that they are incompetent?

After Opay and co, who is next to blame?

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Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:40pm On Apr 25
bmaster2000:


Oloshi

Ni e
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:01pm On Apr 24
I told one overzealous fellow Liverpool FC fan the other day that Liverpool FC under Klopp don cast.

He made a fucking mistake by announcing his departure too early, there by putting unnecessary pressure on the players.

Abeg, his replacement as a matter of fact take selling of Nunez as his first mission, hence himself go fail because Nunez is too wasteful.

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Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:59pm On Apr 24
bmaster2000:


Oni kuure

Ko pada si ori e, ori awon to ni e ati awon ebi re.
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:49pm On Apr 24
dkidd:

Funny enough na her type dey shout after dating him for 4 years he married someone else. They think we're stupid. That men dey observe no mean say we nor know all the games. We just assist them into foolishly assuming they are smart not knowing we actually let them play themselves so we can get a clean breakaway when the breakfast is served.

God bless you, you said it all bro.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:37pm On Apr 24
Las Las, na she go lose.

When my sub on her P is exhausted and I feel she doesn't deserve a renew or further sub, I go push her off and move forward.

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:33pm On Apr 24
mediclife1987:



Hmmm, so Android TV is superior to Smart TV ba?

No mind me oh, I no Sabi all these things jarey....

Nobody knows it all, me sef go enter Google go check the one that is superior between the two because I don't know, but I think Android TV have an edge regarding downloading a wider range of app provided the app runs on OS system.

Do you get my point?
Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:05pm On Apr 24
bmaster2000:



I'm not in your league ....

Nairaland is for public conversation for both sane and idiot like you

Keep kwayet please
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:59pm On Apr 24
mediclife1987:


For Smart TV? How abeg, I be bush man no vex for me cry

You can search for certain apps using your smart tv on Google or Google Play store as long as it is connected to the internet
Or
You can use screen casting between your phone and your TV na.

If na android TV, na there e make sense pass.
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:57pm On Apr 24
Thank God for my smart TV, wetin concern me concern this s*ckers?

Anytime I wan watch movie or anything, I connect, I can pause, forward or do whatever I want.
I can control the usage of my data, unlike the Nan sense subscription wey no get control.

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:51pm On Apr 24
mediclife1987:


If you wb watch live matches nko? Or CNN news?

Are you a learner?

Do you know how many links or channels show football?
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:48pm On Apr 24
I dished them when I wanted to get a new decoder and they told me 56k, dstv 100k.

Omoor, na once I dish them.
Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:45am On Apr 23
madridguy:
You cannot make peace with trouble maker. They have their agenda.. Their agenda is to bully everyone into submission, control and lord over your region without you saying anything.


See this one wey hunger don disfigure his system to is typing shii about people that are better than him.
Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:44am On Apr 23
bmaster2000:
The husband and the owner of the mandate have spoken...
Late Stella Obasanjo wasn't the first wife but he automatically became the first lady when Obasanjo was the president.
So, the First Lady is not by position of the wife but by appointment...

I have so say this to whoever Ibo person that might be reading through

Hungry man, go and eat first!
Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:41am On Apr 23
toujurs:
This mrs ngozi, should have sense and rest. Why is this gender so troublesome. You were even given an office, Are you even suppose to have an office under law.

You lack wisdom, she is the first wife.
Politics / Re: I Recommended Peter Obi To Atiku In 2019. Can’t Support Tinubu In 2027 – Reno Om by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:47am On Apr 21
This one is a chronic attention seeker. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Crime / Re: Reign Of Terror: Lagos Blackspots Where Hoodlums Rob, Assault Citizens In Broad by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:25am On Apr 21
Vulcan24:
Robbery n mugging can take place anywhere, most of the information here are false or old

Time of day and your countenances matters before u been targeted.

Who's robbing u at oshodi?!! Old info


Dey play, try walk around Oshodi by 10pm in the night to 5am in the morning.if e sure for you.

Tho it is not like before again sha.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Airstrike In Rafah Kills At Least 9 Palestinians, Including 6 Children by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:25pm On Apr 20
Okaaay Okaaaay Okaaaaay I'm that voice always used in comedy skit.

Raise am, raise am, raise am!

More armor to IDF!!
No pity for any terrorist or terrorists sympathisers.

Kpai them all!!!

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Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:00pm On Apr 20
Alexiiydon:
Noodles and garri


So no be only me?

Nice one! cheesy grin
Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:56pm On Apr 20
Raw indomie and soaked garri.

It was on a night that hunger did me dirty and I don't have ready made food at home.
Na so I carry garri, carry one indomie noodle take hold body.

Since then I no dey allow eatables lack for my house.

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