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PoliticsRe: Winners And Losers Of Edo 2024 Governorship Elections by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:04am On Sep 23, 2024
Softmirror:
You go see how those people go rush enter Edo from their village follow night bus with ghana must go now that Edo is Lagos. grin

Dem no fit hear Lagos for ear make their pr!ck no stand like iroko tree. undecided
People wey don buy all your generational lands and properties finish.

Even your forefathers resting places have been cleared in the process of building those people's complexes and plazas and you are here ranting.

O ma se o!
PoliticsRe: EdoDecides2024: Obaseki Forced Out Of INEC Office by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:39am On Sep 22, 2024
madridguy:
Sincerely APC are just too fair with the opposition party. If I am to be Tinubu, I will use the election template GEJ used in Ekiti State against Fayemi to bring back Fayose.

Vote and go back inside your house and PDP make sure they locked every top APC inside their hotels till after the election.
That is why no one takes you serious when you complain of hunger.
Foreign AffairsRe: Harris Accepts CNN Debate Invitation For October 23, Again Challenging Trump by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:02pm On Sep 21, 2024
Max24:
The coward will chicken out again. Didn't not Trump was a chicken after all. Upon all his mouth making he is running from a common black woman. He can no longer grab them by the pus.s.i. Empty drum make the loudest noise.
You no get se n se.

CNN, and the other media outlet that organized the previous debate are liberal inclined and as such supports Harris/Democrat, but FOX and co are fair to Trump.
Some people are even accusing them of handing her the questions before the debate proper.

Harris rejected the debate offer given to her by Fox News, think am!

It is not a new thing that CNN has always been against Trump, right from his time as the president.

If na you, you go honor such invitation, knowing fully well it is a trap set for you.


Make una dey reason well na.
PoliticsRe: Don't Sleep, Defend Your Votes Like Osun Did - Davido Advises Edo People by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:43pm On Sep 21, 2024
Slytiger:
Asue will likely win, but it's not sure for Adeleke in Osun 2026.
Face your front, Adeleke will win in Osun come 2026, that is if he completes more than half of his ongoing projects, if not na Oyo him dey.
PoliticsRe: INEC Uploads Over 76% Of Edo Governorship Results On Irev by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:37pm On Sep 21, 2024
Make them show us result abeg, na the koko be that.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election 2024: Results From Polling Units (Live Updates) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2024
This election na the election of the highest and strongest rigger jare.
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Acquires A New House by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:13am On Sep 21, 2024
News wey don cast.

No be her house according to the real estate company that built and sold the house.

Blessing CEO 2.0 reloaded!
PoliticsRe: Members Of The PDP NWC Led By Damagun Visits Seyi Makinde by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:37pm On Sep 18, 2024
highchief1:
one thg ppl don’t understand about wike is that he’s a nice man that has a large heart of giving.its not easy to fight a giver.atiku,Okowa and the rest cannot in their next life spend the kind of money wike can afford to spend that alone puts him ahead of all of them.jusy yesterday again,wike gifted service chiefs Prado in fct for the sustained peace.then tomroow u think the cp and director dss will not be loyal to him.ppl don’t understand how life works.
Story for the gods.

You don't even understand how things works in politics, let that same giving act win him the party's ticket.

One thing you should know is it is easy to spoil than to build.
A group of amateurs can come together and cause damage to a cause or a project but that same group can't build that cause or project.

Listen, Wike can try but won't get PDP's ticket as long as the likes of Atiku, Tambuwal, Bala are there, but he can of course cause significant damage to their cause or project by working with opposition etc.

The koko is, he should get the party's ticket if e sure for him.
Shebi e get the structure in his armpit like you claimed.

Someone that was beaten/defeated both at the presidential and vice presidential primary elections level at the peak of his career, na now he wan do abracadabra abi.
PoliticsRe: Members Of The PDP NWC Led By Damagun Visits Seyi Makinde by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:29pm On Sep 18, 2024
vanitybutiwanti:
He just returned last weekend from his long vacation, in the past month, he has been in the US, UK, Finland and Sweden.

And he is not wikes lackey, he is wikes friend, friends protect each other regardless of what outsiders say or think, I know friendship means nothing to some of you. You prefer Bala Muhammed and Tambuwal kind of friendship? lipsrsealed undecided you call a man a friend and you stab him in the back repeatedly?
Stop shifting goal post.

The fact remains that their faction is not relevant, that is why they can't even perform well when it comes to presidential primary election.
It is easy to destroy than to build, that is why they can easy pour sand in PDP's chances, but ask them to grab the opportunity to be the candidate, you won't see them winning.
PoliticsRe: I Was On My Way To America But I Decided To Come Here First - Tinubu In Borno by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:30am On Sep 17, 2024
Lanretoye:
I see your pride will be inherited by your coming generations,I have taught you what you need to know kid.just make sure you don’t go out and say a sitting president can’t be arrested abroad again.
I have tried enough replying an incorrigible foolish person this morning,shalom
For involving innocent people in discussion that doesn't concern them, it will never be well with you!
PoliticsRe: I Was On My Way To America But I Decided To Come Here First - Tinubu In Borno by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:58am On Sep 17, 2024
Lanretoye:
when people enlighten you,you appreciate them okay,I’m sure you now know that a sitting president can be arrested in another country.Next time you make proper research before you argue and not the other way round.
Keep shut please, there is no enlightenment in the gibberish you typed earlier, instead you are only avoiding my question and the obvious.

My point still remains that no sitting president who is a member of UN general assembly can be arrested on the territory of another who is a member of UN general assembly.
Are you blind to see where I referred to the info backing it up.

Are you so dooor mb to understand that it means no sitting president can be arrested while attending UN meeting/event?

Nawa o, having seen that you are a nonentity, I blame myself for even discussing with you in the first place.
PoliticsRe: I Was On My Way To America But I Decided To Come Here First - Tinubu In Borno by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:03am On Sep 17, 2024
Lanretoye:
What will happen to those who said you can’t enter the USA?,let us extend our sincere condolence to them.so a sitting president can not be arrested in another country because of immunity?,see the useless life of a person calling someone moo moo,you are not even confident enough to express yourself the way you want,you still afraid of ban on nairaland as if that’s where your life starts and end.
Give me an example of a sitting president that has been arrested in the past or forever remain silent.

Even the ones having cases with ICC, and it is rare to even see them implement the arrest warrant from the ICC against a sitting president but that is not the case the moment they step down from power or out of power.
A good example is that of presidents of these nations, Russia, Israel, North Korea, Mugabe etc.

You are an ig no rant fellow, maybe you don't know about the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. Hence, immunity covers every sitting president of member nations as long as they are on power.
PoliticsRe: I Was On My Way To America But I Decided To Come Here First - Tinubu In Borno by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:50am On Sep 17, 2024
Lanretoye:
What will happen to those who said you can’t enter the USA?,let us extend our sincere condolence to them.
Moo moo, he is a sitting president now with so many immunity and sovereignty covering him and he is going there for UN general meeting.
You think sey na everybody be ol odo like una.

Those people challenged him to go there as an ordinary citizen i.e prior to him stealing the presidency wey dey make hunger keel you and your people.
RomanceRe: Abia State 1million Naira Bride Price List by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:33pm On Sep 16, 2024
cpapa:
bro it's a cookup story
Comot here, his own list is even cheap sef.
RomanceRe: Abia State 1million Naira Bride Price List by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:31pm On Sep 16, 2024
Cof1ex:
Audio cooked up story. Where is the marriage list? Arochukwu do give marriage list. Don't quote me if you don't have it, and delete this post asap
No dey open mouth waah.

That list is even cheap compared to what I got from the same Abia state.
PoliticsRe: Fubara: Tinubu Is My Father, I’m Loyal To Him – Wike Declares Amid Rivers Crisis by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:06pm On Sep 14, 2024
Lanretoye:
that’s how fools like you lose their bets,who is more of a failure,you just failed again.
Your father, your mother, and all the elders in your family or generation are fu uls.

I don't expect you to accept it, my point is that guy is better than you in every sphere of life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Brentford (2 - 1) On 14th September 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:29pm On Sep 14, 2024
Omoh!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 1) On 14th September 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2024
Game on!

YNWA!
RomanceRe: Once A Man Introduce You To His Mum He Will Surely Marry You - Nigerian Woman by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2024
Yes, that is true for me.

All the babes I have been with tried to meet my mom but only one succeeded and she is now my wife.
RomanceRe: Once A Man Introduce You To His Mum He Will Surely Marry You - Nigerian Woman by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:10pm On Sep 14, 2024
Loveisnotenough:
More than 6 have been introduced and I ain't settle. How bout that?
He said a man and not a boy.
CrimeRe: Jealous Cambodian Woman Arrested For Attempted Murder Over Nigerian Boyfriend by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2024
Men ehn!
PoliticsRe: Fubara: Tinubu Is My Father, I’m Loyal To Him – Wike Declares Amid Rivers Crisis by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:39pm On Sep 14, 2024
Exousiang01:
Typical
Your nuisance value is something else.
Can you just sh ut the f up?

It is not a crime to praise yourself provided you earned it on merit and never involved illegality in it.
PoliticsRe: Fubara: Tinubu Is My Father, I’m Loyal To Him – Wike Declares Amid Rivers Crisis by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:36pm On Sep 14, 2024
Lanretoye:
you don’t have to reply everything that post comments here,that one was boasting of university days but he didn’t ask what smashed that political career since the past 15years now.they think it is just by chance that those people got where they are today,Dino melaye and woke were activists in school and they made it to the top even tho I am not speaking about their performance but a normal person will not come and boast about university politics where a former governor and minister is talking.
Only mad people make enemies of those who have different political ideology with theirs,even tinubu,atiku and Peter Obi are not enemies and you will never see where they come out to disrespect theirselves even in the private.only useless people who live no meaningful life kill theirselves for them to live.
I can bet on it, you are a housing agent or one Alfa somewhere in ikirun or ogbomosho.

Failure always follow fellow failure. Both of you are birds of a feather.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:23pm On Sep 14, 2024
k4kenny:
I keep seeing comments like KILL ALL TERRORISTS!!!! As a Muslim, I agree whole heartedly; All terrorists must die a painful death before facing the torture of the hereafter.

By terrorists, I mean the American-Israhelli zionazis along with their supporters. kiss
Get out of my mention please, go and look for your type.
RomanceRe: The Reason Many Young Men Are Afraid Of Getting Married... by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:13am On Sep 14, 2024
Smiles!!!

I am getting married very soon and my marriage(union) will succeed and be blessings to many!
Foreign AffairsRe: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:13am On Sep 14, 2024
mu2sa2:
The same hamza bin Ladan CIA announced with fanfare in 2019 they killed. This is pure propaganda to justify another western conspiracy to unleash violence on the Muslims of Afghanistan. Since they cannot attack missile super power Iran directly or through proxy isreal, these violence merchants have twisted the narrative by saying hamza bin Ladan has moved from Iran to Afghanistan. Lies, propaganda and mischief before another round of mass slaughter of innocent muslims by people claiming to be Christians!
I dey reason am too but if they should go after him and do the needful.

No peace to any terrorist, ki'dem all!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:10am On Sep 14, 2024
adebowales:
who trained Osama himself if not the US? He was living with them
Are you normal?
So if a Nigerian applied for US or UK army and get recruited, years later decides to go AWOL, we should all blame those government that recruited him because he was trained there?
HealthRe: Open Defecation In Nigeria By State —statisense by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:52am On Sep 14, 2024
Antoeni:
Lagos State Should Take The Lead
Makoko
Adeniji
Obalende
Ebute meta
Abongbon
Badore
Badagry
Ketu
Mile 12
Ajegunle
ORILE
Oshodi
Mushin
Elegushi
Awoyays
APapa
Alaba
Iyana Iba
CMS
Ikorodu
Epe
Ibeju-lekki
HealthRe: Open Defecation In Nigeria By State —statisense by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:46am On Sep 14, 2024
This list has been altered so as to reduce the shame of certain people.

Oyo should be at the top, followed by Ogun state, then Lagos, if it is accurate.
Na only Ondo state dey try for southwest. These are states you will see people openly and confidently deficating in the public without any fear of being apprehended or whatsoever.
PoliticsRe: No Governor Born Of A Woman Can Say I Am An Outsider – Wike by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2024
Nicoddemus:
It's obvious pdp is afraid of this man if not I wonder why he has not been suspended
If truly he wrote the party and they granted him permission then it is not his fault but the unserious party's fault.

I wish opposition can merge and form another party, make this one just fade off.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny Teacher Vacancy: Degree 26000 Naira by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:38pm On Sep 12, 2024
Na why I no fit work for anybody be that.

In my working experience, I quarreled, infact fought with the two employers.

Weyrey people go dey buy new cars, when time to pay salary reach, e go be one story to another.
In the first place, I was able to stop late or delayed payment of salary by the management and also complete or correct lesson allowance or revenue payment(before they will just pay everyone one rounded figure like that, but I i was able to force them to pay using necessary calculations, them give me "Labour Union leader" as my alias.

In the second place, I singlehandedly stopped the owners notorious trait of suspending staffs that might give her problem when it comes to making enquiry for their salaries, me and the woman and her son wey just come back from outside reach police station, she first tried to bribe her way in but I made calls and things turned around for my favour.
Come see as other staff dey hail me for via calls and messages.
FamilyRe: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2024
The moment I saw Dr Juliet, I lost interest in reading the epistle.

BTW, I will encourage men to monitor happenings around their wives at the point of birthing their kids to avoid giving room to all these kind excuse.

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