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Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:42pm On Mar 27
Though I haven't heard her own side of the story, but one thing I won't do is to allow a woman feed me.
They(women) are not created to be the head, your story fit be made up story o but e dey happen.

My God won't allow that, I am made to be the head and provider and na so e go be.

Their usual line is "after all I have done for you?" 🀣🀣🀣

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Politics / Re: FG Should Take Note Ransom Was Paid For Kuriga School Children Release - Olawumi by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:14pm On Mar 26
Timmi:


AriseTV and their propaganda and deceit. Why didn't the newsman ask this guy to show evidence that ransom was paid instead of allowing the man to spew out lies and deceit.

And you believed no random was paid?

How come the government didn't make any arrest during the rescue operation, shey na ghost release them to government officials ni, abi dem dey pamper kidnappers ni?
Business / Re: Animated Billboard Causes Panic In Lagos by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:09pm On Mar 26
Lol, local people everywhere.

If them come see the higher definitions own nko, na run dem go dey run na.

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Politics / Re: Binance Chief: FG Contacts INTERPOL, Soldiers Held Over Detainee’s Escape by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:51pm On Mar 26
TOPCRUISE:
They detain them for the escape. I advise they should visit the soldiers bank account. Country hard.

And you think sey if truly they were use, them go recieve the payment into their direct accounts?
Car Talk / Re: How Do You Hold Your Steering Wheel While Driving? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:27pm On Mar 23
djmickymouse:


E get the style wey no dey here sef, right hand ontop of the steering while the left is on the door

Real nigga, you sabi!

Come dey jam one cool song wey get better bazz or surrounding, that hand is for giving all those way ray drivers πŸ–οΈ when they driver their usual rubb ish on the road.

🀝

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Car Talk / Re: How Do You Hold Your Steering Wheel While Driving? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:22pm On Mar 23
yesloaded:


Na 3/9 o'clock my instructor used o but due to me watching drivers for many years, it makes things easier for me

Funny enough, na main road I used on day 1 & expressway on day 2, day 3 na combination of highway and main road but I gat many years of road usage as a bike owner before I bought my first car sha (used bike for some years so I gat confidence for road)

I started driving on main road from day one, na only once person follow me for inside the car.

Since then I drove it myself without any guide, and now I'm a pro.

Few days ago I drove with the guy that instructed me on my first driving years ago and he was like, guy you be rough rider, you suppose go dey do crosser for border.

I think having your own car also help in fast tracking how you learn it.

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Car Talk / Re: How Do You Hold Your Steering Wheel While Driving? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:18pm On Mar 23
I rest one hand on the door and use the other hand to drive.
Travel / Re: Can't Afford Study Route, Please Advise by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:48pm On Mar 22
Hannania:
It depends on the country and the opportunities it provides. Some countries allow you to switch to work visa when you land via study route. That should be promising for a 35yr old because apart from getting an MBA, economic gains should be your aim and target.

It is Austria.

Does Austria allow such?
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Living In South Africa Needs Help Reconnecting Back Home by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:23am On Mar 22
highchief1:
yea bro the ppl hate us.you must live in a high brow area to avoid falling into their trouble.but trust me aside Malaysia no country in the world has blessed boys.what I made in SA in 6 months hmmmm

Well, that is good to know but the thing is those places have casted, I mean Malaysia and SA, boys don cast am.
It is very risky now, even if you are not the street type and you are trying to make a legit money, that stereotyping is already there and such person is always exposed to danger or risky, which may be due to many reasons like envy, jealousy etc.

I wanted to ask a question w.r.t the blessing part but let me just skip that base on say here is a faceless forum and the question may not be proper or right.

I guess you are in Nigeria now?
Travel / Re: Can't Afford Study Route, Please Advise by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:14am On Mar 22
Hannania:
Japa version 2.0 is based on individuals. The slang basically means moving from less economical nation to the other. E.g Nigeria > Austria > Australia. Some persons might find the ebode they need in Austria. That's why I said it's relative. Try do v1.0 first grin

You are the kind of people I like to have in my circle or contact.

Currently, I'm on course to what you mentioned here but I want to know if age is not a barrier in japa version 2.0, for example what is the possibility like for a 35 y/o single guy looking to use study route?
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Living In South Africa Needs Help Reconnecting Back Home by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:09am On Mar 22
highchief1:
why?South Africa don blow men.I made my fortune from SA.

I don't just like those countries.

Maybe because they are not friendly and doesn't have friendly hustling atmosphere for people who want to hustle legally, especially SA.
Again, the news I do hear about those SA people is not encouraging.
Fashion / Re: NEW LUXURY VINTAGE SHIRTS by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:19pm On Mar 21
How do you sell them?
Politics / Re: Japa: UK Universities Battle Financial Shortage As Foreign Students From Nigeria by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:41pm On Mar 18
I don't just like UK, I don't know why, even if I get a free work visa or scholarship.

It is not a country I can leave Nigeria for, honestly.

If not, I for don dey there tey tey.
Phones / Re: Internet Outage To Last For 3 Weeks, As Glo 1 Remains Unaffected by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:54am On Mar 17
Airtel is also not affected by the internet outage.

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Politics / Re: β€œI Don’t Want To Be Your Friend. Is It By Force?” – Wike Replies Ireti Kingibe by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:28am On Mar 16
I never see mah wey lousy pass this Wike, very anyhow man.

Na money just dey cover am.
Celebrities / Re: 79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor, O Yeong-Su Convicted Of Sexual Harrasment by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:49am On Mar 16
Techbanky:
A 79 year old man, kilode, agbalagba.

Video editing tutorial
Slideshows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XQtkfligs

Please, can you guide someone who is interested in this?
Politics / Re: Government Can’t Dismiss Budget Padding Allegation Of β‚¦β€Ž3 Trillion – Atiku by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:07am On Mar 15
If they sweep this under the carpet without proper investigation, which I'm pretty sure they will, it means this government is set to become the most corrupt government in the history of Nigeria.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Living In South Africa Needs Help Reconnecting Back Home by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:38am On Mar 15
In whatever I do considering traveling, you see UK and South Africa, na no-no for me, except maybe I am going their to sign a business deal/contract, infact I fit find way convince them to come to my own side.
Celebrities / Re: Sheila Courage Not Getting Married. Signs Endorsement Deal With Zikel Cosmetics. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:26am On Mar 15
Proserpina:
Una suffering just start. cheesy cheesy

Na the men for your ... suffering just start.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Withdraws Ruby Onwudiwe Nomination As CBN Board Member For Supporting Obi by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:09am On Mar 15
idrezee:


Where and when did she say they should goto hell with their appointment? At your age you prefer to lie just to proof a point? How will you feel if this shown to your son, to your father.

How do you guys even tell blatant lies like this without batting an eyelid. Lying to your own self. Tufiakwagi dia

Eyes and ear dey pain you abi, didn't you see someone reject that same appointment few days ago?

Abi you are just naturally choko?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Withdraws Ruby Onwudiwe Nomination As CBN Board Member For Supporting Obi by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:04am On Mar 15
seunmsg:


Whatever. She’s out, deal with it.

Still better and richer than all of your ... combined.

Same appointment someone rejected few days ago, you all must be thinking people are hungry the way you people are hungry.
Business / Re: Which Of The Two Pricing Options Do You Think Customers Will Grab Faster? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:02pm On Mar 14
Goodlyhrt:
People saying that option A will sell more might be wrong because option B is mouth watery. Some people self will even go and borrow money to buy the option b

No be Nigerians again?

Option A will sell faster, if you are into business, you will understand better.

There are times company will tell you to buy certain quantity and get a discounted percentage or buy certain quantity and get some of those products free in return.

The first option is what people do go for because you will still have money to run other part of your business.
Buy one and get one free no too dey work for Nigeria like discounted price.

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Family / Re: Once You Hear People Say, "His Wife Is Controlling Him" That Home Is Peaceful by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:48pm On Mar 13
Angelfrost:


My sister, not vexing jare... I see that a lot these days among internet users, and I just can't get used to the censoring of everything. grin

This generation is irritating and unnecessarily hyper-sensitive about everything!


That was how one typed 'God' and 'Jesus' as 'g-d' and 'J*s*s'. Another one typed h8 (Hate).

Like wtf??! undecided

You should know some words are automatically picked as swear words by BOTs which in turn ban the monikers that use them, irrespective of the purpose of which the words were used.
So to avoid such, those words are censored or misspelt by the user.

BOT no wan know maybe you are using it for explanation purpose or not, it automatically pick it as an insult aimed at another user, so it sanctioned the other person.

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Family / Re: Once You Hear People Say, "His Wife Is Controlling Him" That Home Is Peaceful by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:37pm On Mar 13
ExtraIncomes:




Know This And Know Peace.


I Like Am Like That.... Make She Dey Control Me.


So Far She's On Nairaland Making Waves And Making The RABBAs..... Leave Me!

Make She Dey Control Me.

Mtcheew, see man wey suppose dey take care of his family dey act as oti mkpu/hypeman/alariwo for his wife.

Different men dey this life.

I have notice something, for a home to be peaceful to some people, the other partner needs to have a good level of tolerance, fo ol ishness and nonchalant in nature.
That in the real sense is not real peace but control tho not physical but mentally.

Well, make everybody do wetin works for them.
Celebrities / Re: Latest Naija Amapiano Mix 2024 March Hits By Dj Drifty by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:22pm On Mar 12
LoL, news don finish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:31pm On Mar 12
kkins25:
Their lawyer needs a raise.. 😁 That's Suits level shit right there.

The lawyer na gbana, him/she sabi his onions aswear, na very strong ground if they followed it up wella.

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:28pm On Mar 12
2mch:
Coward. Because of the wife money and properties he’s denying his side chick and the children he has with her. What a failure of a man.

See this one, abi he is trying to avoid being sued for bigamy or so, which may affect him in a situation the court finds him guilty.

Which wife's money and property?

Make una try dey reason jare.

I don't even like the guy to begin with but he definitely knows what he is doing with this claim.
A good lawyer can make a good case for them.
Politics / Re: LP: Lamidi Apapa Appeals Judgement affirming Abure as National Chairman by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:31pm On Mar 10
See as them rush move am to FP twice, chai this kind news against dey get fast tracking to FP walai talai.
If you check well, the hand of one or chin go dey inside the matter.
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Travel / Re: These Pictures Will Make You Miss Owerri by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:03pm On Mar 09
Nedu05:
Owerri is a ghetto

Picture 1 Owerri

Picture 2 Ado Ekiti

Keep deceiving yourself.

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Travel / Re: These Pictures Will Make You Miss Owerri by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:03pm On Mar 09
Putinofrussia:
It could be me because everybody knows that Ibadan is not only larger,bigger and with more infrastructures than Imo state but it has more infrastructures than the entire Igboland and more developed.
If you want to argue,let us post videos and not deceitful pictures.

Which Ibadan?

Suffry suffry dey lie abeg.
Travel / Re: These Pictures Will Make You Miss Owerri by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:57pm On Mar 09
fidelmarshal199:


Don't mind him, The OP is just a small boy that have probably not left owerri before.

The only thing you can miss bout Owerri is their girls, before you ask them out, they are already down on the bed

LoL, someone from a state where you don't need anything to lay their girls is yabbing another place.
No other state comes close to states in your region when number of runs entrepreneurs and single mothers are put into consideration, yet you dey open mouth yab other people.

Chai!

Wonders shall never end.

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