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PoliticsRe: Zulum’s Son, Umara Not Arrested For Murder In India – Borno Government by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:47pm On Jul 17, 2024
I remember when some people been dey praise this man like say tomorrow no dey.

They made the man look like say na him be the best man for the president job.

Now, breeze don blow and fowl nyansh don open.

Normally, una no go admit am before na.

Next topic please!
PoliticsRe: Senate Sacks Ali Ndume As Chief Whip over Anti-Tinubu Comments by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:54pm On Jul 17, 2024
Peacecore:
I'm seeing how you'll immediately fall in love the APC senator now who u have accused of sponsoring BH grin
I'm bigger than your du mb emotional tan trump, what the man said about him is not lie.

I support the truth and not party, get that into your em pty skull.

If he misbehaves tomorrow, that doesn't mean I won't criticize him constructively.
PoliticsRe: Senate Sacks Ali Ndume As Chief Whip over Anti-Tinubu Comments by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:02pm On Jul 17, 2024
Paraman:
He has not being speaking like a responsible person. You fixed your children in NNPCL and CBN but claim to be speaking for the poor ones in your senatorial district you couldn't fix in juicy FG parasatals


He has the choice to resign and join any opposition party.
Are you normal?

Provided the kids meet the requirements of occupying those positions and can work proficiently in that position, I don't think it is a crime.

Face the truth and stop shifting goal post.
PoliticsRe: LG Autonomy Judgement A Distraction, there Is hunger In The Land - Makinde by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:09pm On Jul 13, 2024
I know that is the aim of the judgement.

Next distraction is BBNaija, na so them go dey do am until the next election.
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry This type Of Woman by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:21am On Jul 13, 2024
Oshin56:
waiting be churchy most of them na fake life.... After clubing on Saturday, Sunday enter church with ear rings con use scarf to cover ear like a devoted christian.
I mean she still fit be virgin.
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry This type Of Woman by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:04pm On Jul 11, 2024
The funny thing is this kind babe fit still be virgin, while those ones that look churchy don turn well finish.
FoodRe: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:15pm On Jul 11, 2024
Non sense post...

What is the morale of this post now?
Christianity EtcRe: Can Christian Couples Have Sex After Traditional Wedding? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:06am On Jul 07, 2024
This is a rhetorical question.


TM is the main and real marriage.

Any other one is a reception.

White/Church wedding is doctrinal and not scriptural.
RomanceRe: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:09pm On Jun 30, 2024
lexy2014:
It seems you didn't read the topic and the short piece the op wrote.

Can you show me where the op said that his list is universal and applicable to all men?

You said that "to each with his/her preferences". But in your previous post, you made far reaching conclusions and generalisations as follows:

"That is why when men makes money or eat good meal or finish playing game or do all those things you mentioned, they will either make love with their loved ones later in the day or gave some cool, hot, sexy shorties to make sex or love with."

How were u able to conclude that is what all men do?

By your comment, isn't it obvious how you are overrating sex?
I don't have time and energy to waste on this headless and purposeless argument Mr man.

Just believe whatever you want, peace!
RomanceRe: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:40pm On Jun 30, 2024
lexy2014:
How is the list trash?

How were u able to conclude that is what all men do!

By your comment, isn't it obvious how you are overrating sex?
The list is trash because everything mentioned on it is relative.

Not all men find Play Station game enticing or interesting.
Everyman is not a foodie.
Everyman is not obsessed with money.
Everyman is not obsessed with sleeping.
Everyman is not obsessed with surfing the Internet or social media etc.

To each with his/her preferences.

Money, food, game and every other thing on that list will always come but that special time is sacred.
Everything on that list can't be compared to a sex/lovemaking session with someone you truly love.
RomanceRe: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:00am On Jun 30, 2024
This list na tra sh abeg, everything has its own importance, but you saying they are better than sex with someone you truly love is rub bish.

That is why when men makes money or eat good meal or finish playing game or do all those things you mentioned, they will either make love with their loved ones later in the day or gave some cool, hot, sexy shorties to make sex or love with.

Think about it op.
RomanceRe: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:52am On Jun 30, 2024
NonsenseRubbish:
I don’t think you’ve had sex with someone you really love and share with. The bond and the feeling is compared to none
Aswear, no be lie.

Sex with someone you truly love and share with is extremely joyful and satisfactory.
PoliticsRe: Hardship In Nigeria: How These People Are Surviving? (pix) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:34pm On Jun 27, 2024
ANlOMA:
Shut up with your useless lies.

How much him the beg for road to get 3 houses.

Cripple begger years ago yen yen yen

Show evidence 🧾 or get lost
You are the stew pead one here because there are other stories like the one he mentioned.

Some even resell whatever money they make to those using it for whatever purpose they want to use it for.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Ask Me To Slow Things Down - I don't know what to do by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:09pm On Jun 25, 2024
OvertheTop:
You mean he Should Stay on the sideline while she checks with all her desirable options A to J,
if non jels, she'll come back to get him or Manage him (now with worn out Kpek)

So Sad....

Man Make sure you are busy Testing kpek and getting options too....if not You will be devastated....and feel used
Is that how you understood my response?

People dey o, na wa for your type, I mean he should hustle more, make more money and improve his life and have good and nice female friends he can always select from when time for picking a life partner comes, that way he wont even feel the impact of whatever the present one is doing to him.

He can even play along with her why planning his wedding or marriage with the one he finally choose to marry, and when the time comes it will catch the other one by surprise, that way she will be played in her own game and she will learn the hard way.

PS: You are obviously a kid if you think sampling different holes give him victory over his present worries or challenges.

Note: My advice is only advisable if the lady in question is not responsible and is not a good lady.
AgricultureRe: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:40am On Jun 25, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
don't mind him
Taah comot here.
SW is not even in the top two palm oil producing region, your palm oil production rate is small compared to that of SE and SS.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Ask Me To Slow Things Down - I don't know what to do by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:11pm On Jun 24, 2024
Mr man focus on your life, improve your life.

Don't just pause your life because of your relationship.

My candid advice is to slow things down and increase your hustle but always check on her once once.
During this period, you will know the direction of your relationship.
TV/MoviesRe: My Experience Using A Smart TV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:43pm On Jun 23, 2024
Smart TV plus data or screen cast is better than DSTV.

The disadvantage is just the cost of working on it when it has any issue.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyakhilome's Christ Embassy Church On Fire In Lagos(Photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:15am On Jun 23, 2024
CrushObituaries:
I can sell it for you, just $16,000 USD, I want to pay my rent.
You want to pay your rent which means you dey struggle to pay it sef, and you dey try crush people that can give you free accommodation for the rest of your life.

You know you're a big Full* but you don't have anyone to tell you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Pledges Green Cards For Foreign Graduates Of US College If Re-elected by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:15pm On Jun 21, 2024
God1000:
Why is he making a U-turn now, no more mass deportation.

Donald trump is unstable, he will say something today and contradicts himself tomorrow, maybe the fear of losing election is setting in
Be wise, the mass deportation was for muhammedians na.

It is clear from the exert of his speech.
SportsRe: Ghanaian Court Orders Auction Of Michael Essien’s Properties by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:34am On Jun 20, 2024
ednut1:
there was a time money market was 3% coupled with current devaluation . Like i said no one with 60m naira is comfortable with 12m returns
Alright
..

Bro, is it a good venture(investment) for a business person?
SportsRe: Ghanaian Court Orders Auction Of Michael Essien’s Properties by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:48pm On Jun 19, 2024
ednut1:
real estate developer partnership, bidding/ bribing for government contracts, medical supplies importation, BBL hospital, etc 🥴 for the evil people- fake drugs importation, substandard goods importation etc
The bolden are the only genuine businesses on that list and they can't yield such profit or gain in a year with such capital as the only business capital, please!

BBL is a service in which you need to put the cost of setting up the place into consideration.

Others listed on that list are fraudulent acts or scams or evil or corrupt practices.

Bro, no need for long argument, 12m is not a bad return on 60m.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:39pm On Jun 19, 2024
I am new here, can someone help in putting me through this, that is explaining what this is all about please?

PS: The best asset managers with best rate to use and other infos.
SportsRe: Ghanaian Court Orders Auction Of Michael Essien’s Properties by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:32pm On Jun 19, 2024
Harddiskng:
search for the mutual fund or money market on Nairaland. You should find the trend.

@edunt1 nothing like people that have N60 million want N100 million return. Anyybody That spent few years gathering N60 million would be happy with 12million risk free return per annum even you would be content with it. Except one wants to be greedy and foolhardy and lose it all
Ok noted bro
SportsRe: Ghanaian Court Orders Auction Of Michael Essien’s Properties by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:30pm On Jun 19, 2024
ednut1:
someone that has 60m never got the money doing risk free investments. 12m is 1m a month. For your mind that is big money? 🥴. Someone with 60m is looking for 100m returns. Sometimes it works. Many times it doesn’t
Calm down dey reply please!

How will 60m yield 100m returns na.

Na coke you wan dey sell to make such profit{160%(160m) of the primary capital which is 60m} in a year.
SportsRe: Ghanaian Court Orders Auction Of Michael Essien’s Properties by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:27pm On Jun 19, 2024
Harddiskng:
Which dirty investment.

Do you know that having ordinary N60 million in money market or TBills you don’t need to work again (its doing about 20% per annum - you can get N12million every year).

Now imagine what this weyrey that had over $30 million in property value could have gotten from such risk-free investments.
Please update or enlighten me on this money market or TBills!
PoliticsRe: Youths Destroy Wike's Statue In Obio-akpor LG Secretariat (photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:01pm On Jun 18, 2024
wallrichy:
How possible would that have been? Peter Obi was number 3 on the poll. So if we kick Tinubu out, what would happen to Number 2? Remember Obi came number 3 on the poll. Nigeriand are always amazing me with their sense of judgement. Seem everybody in Nigeria just have an habitual illegality in their DNA.
Are you sure your he ad is not pai ning you like this?

Let's say Mr A has 5 naira, Mr B has 4 naira and Mr C has 3.5 naira.

Then one overzealous banker got money from a customer, telling him to pay 7 naira into Mr C's account, 4 naira into Mr B's account and 2 naira into Mr A's account, but instead he swapped it and pay the money into those accounts differently for his selfish reason.

Now use your brain to reason that when those figures are complicated correctly the total won't be what it will be for each contestant, and as such the positions will change.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Chooses ₦10M Over Adeboye’s Prayer (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:28am On Jun 18, 2024
correctguy101:
See comments .. yet church still dey full every Sunday..

Smh
And how is that related?

Is Adeboye a higher man in God's high than you?

Didn't God Almighty through Jesus Christ taught us all how to pray to Him?

Must you pray through these men for your prayers to be answered?

Na wa for you o!
Christianity EtcRe: Man Chooses ₦10M Over Adeboye’s Prayer (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:03am On Jun 18, 2024
Adamux:
I have noticed over time how some people have been throwing insults at Adeboye, Soyinka, etc because he didn't support their tribesman.

I am a Muslim from the North, you will never see any of my people curse or defame religious elders over Politics. Not even people of the opposite faith.

Funny enough, it's the same set of tribalists that prides themselves as good Christians. Is this what your holy Bible teaches you? Don't you have shame?

You always complain of marginalization. Is this how you intend to garner support for Peter Obi? I'm afraid your next generation just like your fathers will still cry of marginalization if you don't learn to be build bridges and be cultured.
Are you living a better life than them, LoL?

When last do you hear such complaints from them?

Btw, I am not surprised by your reasoning. Didn't you and your likes insult Pastor Oyedepo over election matters?
Can you compare what Adeboye is getting to what Oyedepo got?

He deserves whatever he gets for meddling into politics with sentiment.

Look at this one hunger and insecurity are ravaging his home pointing finger at another person, wetin person no go see for this faceless forum, na wa o.

Abeg shift oneside jare!
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Demands Ukrainian Troop Withdrawal In Exchange For Peace by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:24am On Jun 16, 2024
AllTheWayUp:
The bastard land grabber (Omo one) Putin don tire for the war, he never expected the war to be going into 3 years now
Ah dey tell you
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Demands Ukrainian Troop Withdrawal In Exchange For Peace by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:11pm On Jun 14, 2024
E don dey taya am
CrimeRe: Ritualist Caught With 8 Human Skulls Priced At ₦30,000 Each In Ondo by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:21pm On Jun 12, 2024
Putinofrussia:
Another imaginary fake news from gazzette.
They should provide video or pics.
Everybody has phone nowadays.
lol

He equally mentioned other customers he usually supplies human skulls to include Almonso who lives at Oke-Onitea, Osogbo, Alfaa Agba who lives at Oke Ontea and also Oshoyemi who resides around the Oja Oba area. grin



Made up names cheesy
Can you just shut the f up?

That man up there has patronized my store before and whenever he comes, he is always in a haste like someone that is rushing to deliver something he doesn't want to be caught with.
Now, it make sense why he always act like that.

Last time he came, he did transfer and wanted to leave, I said "No," he must wait for me to confirm his money and he almost left the goods to leave before I notified him that the money has entered.

Thank God na transfer he dey always do o.

God have mercy!
CrimeRe: Ritualist Caught With 8 Human Skulls Priced At ₦30,000 Each In Ondo by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:15pm On Jun 12, 2024
OMG!

So, this man is a sk u ll miner, I know this man na, he don buy goods from my store before.
He no dey like waste time, not even a minute.

He don patronize me before o. Ha wahala!

So na so person go dey follow evil people discuss without knowing.

God please keep protecting your people.

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