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Politics / Re: Stop Being Heartless, Fix The Economy, Leave Business Owners Alone – Obi To FG by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:27pm On Feb 17
PotatoSalad:

Tell them.
Government doesn't support businesses.
All rhe money we hear government give out na audio. Never seen any business get money to cushion the effect of the subsidy removal or devaluation.
Rather they tax the hell out of us. People who import are drilled by customs. People who produce to export can't even do that cos of how the system works.
Then despite that, people still run their businesses and provide their own power. Just for government to come and seal it. Omo.
Business owners are free to do whatever they want. No be charity organisation.



Please read. I bet you don't operate any business.

Don't mind most of them, they have never managed or own a business before.

These days, selling no be the issue, na to restock after selling off your stocks be the koko.
Politics / Re: Stop Being Heartless, Fix The Economy, Leave Business Owners Alone – Obi To FG by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:19pm On Feb 17
Kushites:


OH NO THEY DON’T, YOU ANIMAL.

NOT WHEN MALNUTRITION AND INFLATION ARE A THREAT TO THE PEOPLE.

AND THEY ARE LUCKY TINUBU IS THE PRESIDENT.

A MORE RUTHLESS PRESIDENT WOULD HAVE HAD THEM JAILED OR SHOT.


You be mu² o, so the business is a nonprofit organization abi?

Are you stew pead or what?

Until the government do the necessary things, every business has right to do what will sustain its existence.

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Business / Re: Lagos Govt To Relocate Computer Village To Kantangowa, Abule Egba by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:15pm On Feb 17
IamGreen1:


That's you, some people will be closer to the new place.

Think about those coming from outside Lagos,think!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Liverpool (1 - 4) On 17th February 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:39pm On Feb 17
You'll never walk alone!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:51am On Feb 17
Chikel20000:
not sure u know what u r saying....d Yorubas and Hausas are enjoying dis government.....food is cheap, transport fare very affordable .....Obi and Igbos r bin taught a bitter lesson

No mind them, they all gonna learn the hard way!
Business / Re: Official Exchange Rate Closes Week At N1,537.96/$1 Amidst Surging Inflation by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:11pm On Feb 16
Ok
Health / Re: Help! My Life Is Being Ruined At The Moment by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:48pm On Feb 16
Solofresh2:
What sort of rubbish thread is this
You must be high on ogbomosho weed

Calm down guy, the guy is prolly a teenager or in his twenties and not so experience sexually.

You can even sense confusion and helplessness in his writeup.

The best you could have done is to give him your two cent a supposedly matured person but NO, you sef come dey behave like him with your dundee question.


To the poster, you don f up be say you don f up.
Try your best to ensure it doesn't lead to pregnancy to avoid a derail in destiny or life, there are many ways to that pills like postinor 2 and so on, please I'm not advocating abortion here since you guys just copulated today.
After that, go for a test and also seek amendment with your maker(Almighty God) and yourself.

I believe this will strengthen you in fighting off any form of temptation going forward.

PS: Sex is not a bad thing, it is meant to be enjoyed but like they say there is always time for everything.
Politics / Re: Court Orders AGF Fagbemi to Re-Open Dele Giwa's Murder Case by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:24pm On Feb 16
This one wan distract Nigerians.


He can't do shiiii.

If him try am, his government will be messed up, because they may likely fight back.
Politics / Re: FG Seals Off Sahad Store, Abuja As Crackdown On Hoarding, Price Fixing Begins by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:41pm On Feb 16
Awon way ray, una no serious.

Una go force person make e sell at loss ni?

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Politics / Re: CBN Discontinues Payment Of BTA/PTA In Cash by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:21pm On Feb 15
EponObi:
One thing you can't deny is that Yemi Cardoso is a breath of fresh air at the central bank. Calm, smart, strategic, precise, and BOLD!

I remember Ewelele doing gidigbo on national tv with abokiFX when he made that silly "You to fight? Come out and fight" statement or close.

This is Yemi fighting the same battle without noise. Respect a beg! ☺️

And hun ger dey keel you?

Elebi os hi!
Health / Re: Why The Current Heat Wave Is Very Deadly by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:18pm On Feb 15
DenreleDave:


They can't bro... They don't have strength to fly that high

Dey play!

I once lodged in a hotel with 6 or 7-storied building, mosquito wan do me shege the first night but na the AC I use control dem sha because it was already late to inform the receptionist to fleet the room, na the next day I tell them to fleet it very well.
Even where I reside is a multi-storied building and I dey see mosquito there sometimes.

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Celebrities / Re: "It Is Better To Date Nigerian Girls Abroad Than Those At Home" – Timini Egbuson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:06pm On Feb 15
Taah

Me wey leave them for Nigeria no know why I left them abi?

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Politics / Re: Elder Statesman, Aminu Dantata Backs Transition To Parliamentary System by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:46pm On Feb 15
Minsk24:

Even if you have regional system, there must still be a federal government, and the federal government will have a system, presidential or parliamentary system

I know, I just want them to start work regional government first before going towards parliamentary government, and not parliamentary government before regional government.
That way, any of the governments excesses can be checkmated if not caged sef like someone said two comments away.

Do you get my point?

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Politics / Re: Elder Statesman, Aminu Dantata Backs Transition To Parliamentary System by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:42pm On Feb 15
I think regional government will be better.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:06am On Feb 15
victorazy:


Bros am telling you the fact. Because you don't know doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

A furniture set in Chinese market is N1.2m but here in Nigeria, Furniture house, Vento, Alibert mention them sold it N5-7m grand.

Am an architect, I know things that moves, building & interior deco things, cosmetics and children wears na hot market.



It very obvious you have never handled or managed a business from the way you have been capping throughout this thread.
Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:04am On Feb 15
Goodlady:

You had head injury as a kid naa!


Keep kwayet jare.

You no get talk.
Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:59pm On Feb 14
airsaylongcome:


If the Yahoo we are talking about is 419, no compare Owerri with Benin. In the late 80s when 419 started gaining prominence, na B-side boys they run am then

Young man keep kwayet abeg, you don't know anything.

You be omo-omo, go and ask your elders at home, them go give you the full gist.
Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:58pm On Feb 14
Showguyz:

Throway watin you dey burn
Which dey una start yahoo
Men wey enter the system for 2002 for Italy
We my senior bros dey pass me update from Italy in 2016 which dey una start and where una been wan see update start dey there dey zwor

You be big mu².

2002 and you dey zuzu, men don dey run things even before 2000 and you dey cap nonsense.

You be baby abeg, me and you no suppose hold talk if not for this faceless forum.

Which day game enter Benin wey this one just dey cap anyhow?

See ehn if I still mention first 5 cities or town in Nigeria that experienced first set of that game, Benin no go still dey, forget this loudmouth talking of yours.

Na una way sha Osas.
Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:02pm On Feb 14
AutomaticMotors:


Assuming your flat bald head can comprehend what I typed you for understand clearly that Edo language begat the Aza word but as expected from am "Emeka" you must slam your head for wall before e booth cheesy you better get lost OZUOR !! Oh you don stay for Edo b4 clap for yourself grin but me I never stay your landlocked dot in a circle before oo and I NEVER WILL! Nobody needs to stay in that **** to know how una brain dey OP grin


Na your pa² be ozuor, oluku somebody.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:01pm On Feb 14
Goodlady:

You can't be my future husband. You wan die?

Shey good women don finish for this life ni?

Wey go make me reason person wey be like say her head hit ground when she dey small.

Full package like me(using Nigeria society standard)?

Gerraout jare!

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Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:58pm On Feb 14
Wetin be aza wey people dey even drag themselves on top?

Use less word, wey no get better meaning, na wa o.

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Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:55pm On Feb 14
AutomaticMotors:


"Emeka" I don dey wait make you throw the first insult and if you run go dey play victim now that I have come for you like your ppl are known for na Ogun go baptise your pelebe head!!

Make I give you reference for my own lingo again abi this OZUOR dey ment!! Where did you think Burna Boy got that "Aza" word from = His Cult
And Where did Aye Confraternity originate From? = Edo

What Language is Aye cult basic baming words based on = Edo

I no blame you sha na Burna Boy and davido I blame mey make Jew men with pelebe head like your own con dey use words mey Dem no understand dey catch cruise!!


See this mu², so being the originator of cultism na better thing?

You are empty aswear, see wetin this otondo dey brag with when your mate dey use better thing brag.

I once lived in B city, omoh their guys are very lazy, na the women dey mostly be the breadwinner for their family, na now I see why e be like that.

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Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:52pm On Feb 14
LoveLeadsLand:

Just because Wikipedia said it doesn't mean it is Igbo. I'm Igbo but I'm not familiar with the word. Give an example of its usage in an Igbo sentence if you are sure of what you are saying.


You were there when it was coined? OK, tell us how it was coined. How come the word 'aza'? Was it from any language? Tell us.


Thank you for this information. Mind you, we're not quarreling. So far, everything points to Igbo and Bini.

You are a confused fellow, you asked a question and people are answering from their knowledge but in your stew peadity you dey argue am.

If you know it, why them are you disturbing us with this stew pead question?

Joble ssness at its peak!

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Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:49pm On Feb 14
Zooposki:


The talk does not even sound Igbo. When did you guys start doing yahoo yahoo? Abeg send me your aza. Does that sentence sound like what an igbo boy would say or a benin boy?

You be ozuor, for your mind you wan use Benin compare Owerri for where first cast for yahoo.

Benin dey learn when Owerri dey reign, na recently Benin start to dey hot w.r.t Yahoo.


I'm not a supporter of Yahoo but I am only clarifying things.

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Politics / Re: #LiberalizeGunEights: Polls Reveal Nigerians Yearn For Gun Legalization - SR by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:45pm On Feb 14
People go dey fall steady honestly, because dem go use am dey settle scores anyhow.
Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:19pm On Feb 14
This one na attention seeker, we no know am.

Make he gerraout.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:12pm On Feb 14
Goodlady:

Dear Sango, bestie of Amadioha and kid bro to Ogun, epp me snatch the prîck of thia boy trolling me.
Let his prîck becomes impötent next time he's testing it.


That one na if man na God.
Way ray, come to think of it, what if the person you are directing this to is your supposed future husband?

You don see say you don buy market for yourself.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:10pm On Feb 14
Goodlady:

I v noticed and corrected it. But you are a monitoring spirit. Males on this forum are pompous!


Attention seeker oshi!
You have been noticed.
Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:08pm On Feb 14
CoronaVirusPro:
USA

Get a visa to Mexico, pay the cartel fees and trek into the US

You should spend less than 8 million

You want her to do like him(I mean the man you're supporting), right?

From there she will enter Chicago abi?
You know who I am talking about.

Always give a reasonable and realistic advice or keep fem.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:05pm On Feb 14
advanceDNA:

In Finland and Luxembourg...apply for admission...if u get admission ....then go for legalization of ur document which u will use for visa application.....the schools accept ur normal scanned copy of document for admission..

For visa....If u are traveling alone....u don't need any legalization for Finland...

. But if u are going with family....u have to legalize birth certificate of children and ur wife's change of name document....

U legalize all document first...then apply for visa and book biometrics appintment

Ok boss, thank you so much!

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:49pm On Feb 14
advanceDNA:


For study ooo
I usually advice finland and Luxembourg because of cheap tuition and no requirement of block account.....u use ur personal bank statement so na just to borrow proof of funds...

Can you give me short details on what the processes for these two countries are like.

You know in Austria's case, one will need to first book an appointment, then go for legalization of documents before applying for admission in schools, is it the same way for Finland and Luxembourg?
Or their own is like that of USA, Canada and the rest where you will need to apply for admission first before proceeding to their embassies for visa processes and so on?

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:20pm On Feb 14
advanceDNA:


Eyaahh..no vex...I nor see your email ooo...
No vex...and 6 million for don move u last year ooo....Austria ais not a bad idea....just comkot for naija first

The reason why pple dey enter Finland now na the 4 years to get residency...and ur two years masters will count ...

Another country wey I for advice u na portugal
Portugal is the only country that give children born there citizenship provided the mother or father has legally spent a year either by masters or another degree....
Once your pikin get citizenship...u go use am get residency....and residency in one shengen u fit enter better shengen countries like Netherlands, Germany, etc

No shaking boss...


Austria aside, please which country(the one you are familiar with their process boss) can you advice someone in their mid 30s with 8million naira to relocate to?

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