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Crime / Re: Beggar Killed As Hoodlums Clash Over Booty In Osun by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:01pm On May 15
Very stew pead and lazy set of people.

Na too dey beg them sabi.
Travel / Re: Bandits Ambush Dangote Staff Bus In Kogi, Kidnap Dozens In Bloody Assault by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:47am On May 15
Omoh, wetin dey sup for this country?
Properties / Re: Lagos State Serves Notice On Properties Blocking Oke-Afa Cannal (pictures) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:44am On May 15
goslowgoslow:

What incoherent gibberish is this one saying abi your medication don finish?

You are busy claiming Lagos why the same Lagos just dumped you and your likes in one forest sometimes ago
Properties / Re: Lagos State Serves Notice On Properties Blocking Oke-Afa Cannal (pictures) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:12am On May 15
goslowgoslow:

To hell with all of them, they should go back to the east.

Are you rats no longer from Ogbese in Ondo state and the other one from Iragbiji in Osun State?

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Properties / Re: Lagos State Serves Notice On Properties Blocking Oke-Afa Cannal (pictures) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:09am On May 15
LoL, this area is populated by the Igbo people.

Make we just dey look.
Politics / Re: Abia Airport Controversy: Otti Seeks N10bn Refund, Not Ikpeazu's Jailing (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:17pm On May 12
fuckJones:
coming from someone who has never been to airport in his life

cheesy grin
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Abia Airport Controversy: Otti Seeks N10bn Refund, Not Ikpeazu's Jailing (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:05pm On May 11
fuckJones:
Building an airport in a state where 85% of the state has less than 500k naira in their acct is just an avenue to syphon public funds.

Who do you this thing?

Abia has a thriving commerce sector, so they need airport more than 50 percent of the states that has one.

As for your claim of 500k and 85%, Mr man go and sit down somewhere because you don't know what you're saying.
Technology Market / Re: Just came in.Affordable UK Used Sound Bars, Best Prices** by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:47am On May 11
Is this store/online store still running because I didn't see any new post from you?

I need a sound bar
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Musicians Who Are In A Class Of Their Own By King0g by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:18pm On May 10
Wetin this one dey smoke like this?


Who be erriga, wetin him don do to dey that list?

Yes, I like some of Erriga's songs, I know exactly when he started but I don't understand what he is doing on that list, come on are you ok?

I guess OP is Erriga himself or Erriga's relative, because I don't understand the tra sh he typed.

People wey dey the league of their own for that list wey you post no pass 2, namely flavour(ability to switch through different genres of music, and he was able to hit the top spot in every of those genres by dropping hits in those genres), and fela(no any other person has been able to replicate or copy his style successfully), maybe the 3rd person can be managed, but forget don jazzy and erriga for that list.
Don Jazzy is helpful for lifting some musicians but no, that is not enough to earn him a spot on a true list of musicians in their own league, if na so Olamide suppose dey.
Romance / Re: Man Holds Traditional Marriage Just To Sleep With 'Hard To Get' Lady, Dumps Her by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:39am On May 10
DaddyCoool:


How on earth have you hurt a girl by spending all your time and money on marriage ceremony just for sex? SEX!
Same sex she fully enjoyed as much as you, and also enjoy with others 4 free!
.
LoL, you never see am no mean sey e never happen.

Some guys can spend any amount on stuffs just to prove a point o.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Togo President, Faure Gnassingbe Abolishes Presidential Election by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:34pm On May 09
This one has shot himself on the leg.

This will be his greatest undoing because people wey no put eyes for his matter will now have time for his matter.

Time will tell.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates Further As Dollar Sales To BDCs Wobble by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:37am On May 09
Make I check my warehouse to know what's up.

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Politics / Re: Fubara Bars All LG Heads From Appearing Before Amaewhule-Led Rivers Assembly by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:23am On May 09
omenka1:
Sim signed his death warrant by heeding to bateria's peace accord

This account has been hacked.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawians Who Abandoned Israeli Farms Deported by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:17am On May 09
busomma:
It's no gain saying, Isreal is a very evil place. Nothing good comes out it.

Make use of your bra in once na.
Crime / Re: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend & 3 Others For Rituals – Ondo Fruit Seller by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:44pm On May 06
Na this kind news dey make my fiancee dey get fear as time to join me in my state of residence from where she resides don dey near.

Note: While here, you need to be vigilant with everyone. If you are mindful of where you go to or who you deal with, vigilant of things around you and observant of people's actions and your surroundings, you don't have anything to worry about.

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Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:25am On May 05
This is nothing to discourage anyone from going there.

Just that I don't personally like that country, so if this is not the case, I won't still go there unless it is for business or official purposes.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists 'The Wealthiest People In Nigeria In 1965' by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:02pm On May 03
ednut1:
Renos father was a judge. He definitely left assets worth over 1billion naira for Reno and his other kids. Because those judges were bribed with dollars that year.

I used to think you are wise but this particular comment of yours proved me wrong.

How does living an asset of 1 billion naira makes any of his offspring a billionaire?

You even said he may have gotten it from the proceed of bribe which is also a fraud/crime.

Dey try reason abeg.
Business / Re: OPay Warns Customers Against Cryptocurrency And Virtual Currency Trading by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:19pm On May 03
Stew pead people...


Opay has been misbehaving recently, e be like sey them don dey taya, they just reversed a successful transaction and changed it to failed transaction after the person has left, if not that I know the person's location.

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Science/Technology / Re: What Would Happen If There Were No Moon? (Photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:16pm On May 03
If there were no moon, something else would be there to act in place of it.

Nothing would have happened because humans will find a way to evolve around it using God's given wisdom.

Many years ago people survived without many things that are available now, so forget it nothing will happen.
Politics / Re: Government Palliative Worsening Food Inflation - CBN Governor, Cardoso by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:06pm On May 03
Deji Adeyanju always call this man Cardi B... 😂

Complain upon complain, Mr man, you're appointed to get result by working and not to complain.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 40 Malawians Arrested For Abandoning Israeli Farms To Look For Jobs In Town by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:23pm On May 03
The poster is trying to make it look like Israel is bad, but agreement is agreement.

You signed a deal with someone and when it is time to fulfil your own part, you want to run/disappoint.

Abegi!

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TV/Movies / Re: Theo Somolu And Folake Olowofoyeku To Star In Disney’s 'Mufasa' by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:21pm On May 03
I don't know them.
Politics / Re: See How Gov Soludo Is Transforming Onitsha (photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:35pm On May 02
These politicians and hyping ehn.


All these Nigerian politicians and using influencers or hypeman to blow their works overboard.

Is it not the same onitsha that I visited recently?

LoL 😂😂😂
Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:45pm On Apr 29
LOLz, can't these ones just accept that they are incompetent?

After Opay and co, who is next to blame?

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Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:40pm On Apr 25
bmaster2000:


Oloshi

Ni e
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:01pm On Apr 24
I told one overzealous fellow Liverpool FC fan the other day that Liverpool FC under Klopp don cast.

He made a fucking mistake by announcing his departure too early, there by putting unnecessary pressure on the players.

Abeg, his replacement as a matter of fact take selling of Nunez as his first mission, hence himself go fail because Nunez is too wasteful.

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Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:59pm On Apr 24
bmaster2000:


Oni kuure

Ko pada si ori e, ori awon to ni e ati awon ebi re.
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:49pm On Apr 24
dkidd:

Funny enough na her type dey shout after dating him for 4 years he married someone else. They think we're stupid. That men dey observe no mean say we nor know all the games. We just assist them into foolishly assuming they are smart not knowing we actually let them play themselves so we can get a clean breakaway when the breakfast is served.

God bless you, you said it all bro.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:37pm On Apr 24
Las Las, na she go lose.

When my sub on her P is exhausted and I feel she doesn't deserve a renew or further sub, I go push her off and move forward.

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:33pm On Apr 24
mediclife1987:



Hmmm, so Android TV is superior to Smart TV ba?

No mind me oh, I no Sabi all these things jarey....

Nobody knows it all, me sef go enter Google go check the one that is superior between the two because I don't know, but I think Android TV have an edge regarding downloading a wider range of app provided the app runs on OS system.

Do you get my point?
Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:05pm On Apr 24
bmaster2000:



I'm not in your league ....

Nairaland is for public conversation for both sane and idiot like you

Keep kwayet please
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:59pm On Apr 24
mediclife1987:


For Smart TV? How abeg, I be bush man no vex for me cry

You can search for certain apps using your smart tv on Google or Google Play store as long as it is connected to the internet
Or
You can use screen casting between your phone and your TV na.

If na android TV, na there e make sense pass.

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