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Travel / Re: Wigwe: No Specific Information On Helicopter Crash - Access Bank by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:55am On Feb 11
Hmmm, this ones are trying to play safe.

They want the family to release the information first before they do that.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Uncovers Top Secret Hamas Data Center Right Under UNRWA’s HQ(photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:03am On Feb 11
bewla:
Be truthful to your self if Israel is not Israel it turn out that another country is the one doing this will you have believe all this picture right under your house something like this is going on for years and the UN won't no
Not even wave from cyber or frequency

Haba
Am furniture maker but from here
If some here mechanical engineering is going on in like 50feet under me there will be vibration
From my own little mind
Ko le work
This simple have to be the link to south Africa report

Be wise, what about them working during off hours?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Uncovers Top Secret Hamas Data Center Right Under UNRWA’s HQ(photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:01am On Feb 11
Procashtips:
When are these people going to stop sounding stupid to the enlightened?

So it's no longer underground inside the hospital, its now an underground under UN office?


Wetin do you brain?

Na only one center Nigeria get?

So you expect all their units to be at a single place/point?

Haba, be wise na.

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Religion / Re: Can One Be In A Relationship And Not Engage In Immoral Acts? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:49am On Feb 11
Yes, if the two people agreed on it or if one is determined and focused.
Business / Re: Business Loan Of 700K Needed In Abuja by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:46pm On Feb 10
Okpunna:


No, I don't have land.



I have jewelry that's worth the loan amount and work equipment as collateral.

It is not ideal because I am not based in Abuja na.

The cost of transportation sef na another thing.

Well, God will provide you a helper.
Business / Re: Business Loan Of 700K Needed In Abuja by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:24am On Feb 10
Okpunna:
Hello everyone,

I am in need of a 700K loan to finance a business opportunity. If you can offer me the loan, I'll show you proof that I can pay back the loan by end of March. I have collateral in Abuja and can sign an agreement if required.

Kindly let me know if you can provide the loan and I'll contact you.


What kind of collateral do you have?
Politics / Re: CBN Will No Longer Give Ways And Means To FG Until Payment Of Outstanding Debt by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:41pm On Feb 09
Eye service oshi.

Abegi, what is the price of dollar as at today?

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Business / Re: Can't Send Dollars To Nigeria Any More by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:06pm On Feb 09
Coldspice:


They are eradicating BDCs, not the black market. BDCs are a part of the black market, not the whole thing. In every economy, you have the black market. Your Binance and P2P sellers are part of the black market.

The BDCs have bitten the nail, others will follow. Today's rate on GTB is 1,350. How much is the dollar on the street?

Connect your fingers to your brain before posting.

You need wis dom.

In your stew peadity, you forgot you talked about rate in your previous comment but here you are talking about a part of the system and you sound more stew pead when you mentioned BDCs singly and overlooked the black market rate.
And you think BDCs alone control black market rate?

Do you have sen se at all?
Why are they targeting black market if not to eradicate black market rate?
What is the purpose of targeting black market if the black market rate is not affected or stopped or controlled?

See person wey I dey follow argue, omoh!

If you are wise, you will know the rate will still exist as long as parts of the system exists, so the main goal of the policy is to eradicate the rate. Please be wise!

That being said, you need to enlighten yourself, no be me collect your school fees abeg.

Same gaining #50 and losing #200 movement of the currency is what you are celebrating.

Anyway, I'm not even against anything that will stabilize the economy and the currency because I am a stakeholder.
Business / Re: Can't Send Dollars To Nigeria Any More by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:58pm On Feb 09
Throwback:


Healthcare is a right and should not be limited.

Tertiary education is not a right.

Yes, healthcare services in Nigeria is a right or should be a right, just as education is a right and not healthcare trips overseas. Be wise please!

Are there no hospitals in Nigeria for them to use?
Do you know how much health sector takes from the country's yearly budget, including the aso villa's own?

The funny thing is you may not be able to afford any of the two services, so your comment or opinion is borne out of jealousy and axx licking respectively for the two services.

A glaring hypocrisy but because it affects your paymasters, you're cool with it.
Had it been you are wise, you will know many Nigerian health workers have left the country and many more, but that wouldn't be the case if the health sector is put in shape.

Truly, you folks don't reason right.

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Business / Re: Can't Send Dollars To Nigeria Any More by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:42pm On Feb 09
Coldspice:


Why will I send it to an exchanger in the US when I can send it to Naija and get paid at the same rate with the black market?

Use your head to think

The same black market their minions are claiming they want to eradicate?

I expect you to be enlightened and educated, and if my expectations are right, why will you want to enjoy the rate of black market when according to some people here that is the main target of the policy?

Think bro, think!
Business / Re: Can't Send Dollars To Nigeria Any More by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:27pm On Feb 09
Throwback:
The next step is to outlaw forex processing for foreign education for a minimum of 10yrs.

Any Nigerian that wants to be educated abroad should look for the money abroad.

We have schools here that can take those huge amounts of Naira we employ to buy forex for UK or American or Canadian education.

We need to jump-start our tertiary education system with better infrastructure, improved quality of education, improved salaries, and improved school fees.

Tough times require tough measures.


With this comment of yours, it is obvious you are not financially stable even to the lowest level.

FYI, that will make the matter wo rse for you and your likes because people will eventually find a way around it and you know what that means.
They won't listen to your stew pead talk because it is not a crime and not even a problem to begin with.

I was expecting you to tell your paymaster and his team to ban foreign medical trips among political appointees and politicians, but no like a slave and master relationship, you won't see any bad in that but in what others choose to do with their money.
You left the real problem and start "shooking" your eyes in what others choose to do with their money and lives, and not what your paymaster and his team are doing with taxpayers money.

Outside Nigeria, people from different countries travel to foreign universities for education and it never affected their countries economies.

What you are suffering from is call en vy, jeal ousy and crab ment ality because you can't get such life, others shouldn't get it.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:52pm On Feb 07
Dia fada!

Dem no reach!!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:32pm On Feb 07
YourGFsnatcher:

Aswae, these guys ain't got nothing on us

Ah dey tell you.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:30pm On Feb 07
Nigeria squad is stronger than SA's own.

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Properties / Re: Between These Two Home Interiors, Which One Do You Prefer? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:28pm On Feb 07
I want both in one building.

First one is my main sitting room and the second one is my personal sitting room.

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Celebrities / Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:21pm On Feb 07
Na wa for some people that call themselves parents o.

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Politics / Re: Offer Tinubu Ideas To Run Economy, Governance - Felix Morka To Atiku, Obi by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:14pm On Feb 07
nedekid:
.

You don't need anyone to tell you that he is one jo bless human.

The honest truth these people don't know is that this man's tenure favors those against him than he favored those supporting him.
Reason being that those against have already set their survival mode on the moment he was sworn in as the president with little or no expectation from his government, since they have already envisaged how it will turn out, they can overcome it.
Unlike those for him who were caught up by the situation due to their hypo crisy.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Wears Padlocks, Keys In His Latest Pictures by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:56pm On Feb 07
Sometimes, being rich/wealthy will make people do stupid things and they will think is it ok to do it.
Sports / Re: South Africans Attack Chippa United Boss After Declaring Support For Nwabali by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:18pm On Feb 07
There is nothing I like about this country, very anyhow country.
Politics / Re: Gas Explosion At Iyana Isashi, Lagos - Residents Burnt Alive (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:57pm On Feb 07
Nawa o
Romance / Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:27am On Feb 07
OP, you are alone in this.
Like this, I am facing it seriously and it is really affecting me.
If you know what I'm facing or going through in the name of getting a wife ehn, make God Almighty help us out.

Someone mentioned it is because OP doesn't have money, that person doesn't know what he is saying.

It is when you are ready or about to marry, that you will know that finding a WIFE is not easy.

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Properties / Re: New Architectural Designs by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:01pm On Feb 04
Please, after getting an architectural design, am I going to give the design to the builder aka bricklayer?
Sports / Re: I Trust Uzoho - Peseiro by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:11pm On Feb 04
[quote author=ZaddyJ post=128285891][/quote]
Na because sey you no get one na or you no know your own make you no value other people's own.

No be my fault, ask your ma², that one na if dem no dump you for roadside or gutter o.
Sports / Re: I Trust Uzoho - Peseiro by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:11pm On Feb 04
ZaddyJ:

Wisdom has been chasing but your stupidly and arrogant keep running away from it.

Lame and outdated, find another thing talk mu².
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Kylian Mbappe To Join Real Madrid At The End Of The Season - ESPN by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:03pm On Feb 04
tetralogyfallot:
Any agbaballer wen never play for Barca or real Madrid is still a learner.

You be otondo o, Salah, Haland and co nko?

Na this kind talk dey make players wey dey shine in their former club go there go flop.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Not Bigger Player Than Me, Messi Remains Greatest Footballer- E. Hazard by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:00pm On Feb 03
I never rated this otondo for once. Even in his socalled best season he misses a pure one on one against Allison, no defender was even close yet he casted the chance of scoring that goal.

He was a one season wonder at Chelsea.

Then, he was a very big all season flop at Madrid.

Wey rey dey vex sey C Ronaldo jersey number haunt am for Madrid, so tey him flop.

To me, Ronaldo is bigger than Messi. Messi is lucky to be supported by the system period, i.e he is a favored player by the establishment.

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Sports / Re: I Trust Uzoho - Peseiro by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:42pm On Feb 03
ZaddyJ:

I dont argue with thomas and now that you know the scores re you still being silly ?

Gerraout!
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Could Recognize Palestinian State Before Any Deal With Israel, Says David Cam by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:26pm On Feb 02
Fineman2:
It appears western leaders are gradually coming to their senses now.

They need to show Israel who is really the boss

Learn to read and understand!
Sports / Re: I Trust Uzoho - Peseiro by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:23pm On Feb 02
ZaddyJ:

Nimbus the cat has predicted the match Nigeria is winning

Na nimbus go play the match?

Dey play!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola Head To Head Record by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:11pm On Feb 02
Anybody can win, e no concern me.

Just that I always know Angola no small, them dey worry Nigeria Wella.
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Sitting Position Feminine by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:53pm On Feb 01
Op, you and your sister need some enlightenment.

While will she say it is for ladies when many ladies wear skirts, so how will a lady wearing skirt cross her leg in that manner comfortably without her undies showing off?
That alone contradict whatever reasoning you guys have towards that sitting position.

You people should gerraway with such wa ck reasoning abeg, always attaching stew pead meanings to normal things.

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Politics / Re: Tinted Glass Permit: Three Police Officers In Lagos Face Trial by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:38pm On Feb 01
finoki:


Works only for factory tinted glass.

Ok noted, thank you!

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