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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:51pm On Feb 14
advanceDNA:


Haaaa....my sincere apologies ooo ..
Did we talk??
I just try to guide pple with info
...I avoid doing it for them or charging money before someone will come and say me and Peter Obi spent nigeria's money....

Oya remind me....no vex

You never charged me money but you said I should dm you, so you will give me guide on how to go about it.

It was sometimes last year when I asked which country I can travel to with #6million, the funds has increased sha.

I am currently working on Austria(appointment booked and will be coming up later this year) but I don't how promising it is or how possible is it for someone to use it as a transition country to his desired country(an English speaking country.

Or do you have a better option sir?

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Business / Re: CBN Sells Dollars To Banks For First Time In 5 Months by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:44pm On Feb 14
spiSeyi:
The USD will be 800 NGN this year and I forsee the current inflation reduced by 20%

Are you ok?

And your cbn is selling to the banks at #1490/dollar?

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:40pm On Feb 14
advanceDNA:


Education route...this will give u convenience to settle, work and get citizenship if u qualify

Luxembourg because of cheap tuition
Apply for masters if u have bachelor's...
Tuition for STEM courses is very cheap...400€ per session....
Management science is also cheap like 1600€ per session....with the rest, u can settle down for some months and get a job....anr move across other euro union nations...
There is one year post study...which will all count together with your two years masters to get permanent residency in 5 years

Finland..
Tuition is cheap here too...which u don't have to pay once.....stem courses pay only around 3500 after tuition waivers...
Proof of funds by bank account 6720€
30hrs per week work ...
Permanent residence is 4 years...counting ur two years masters inclusive..
But the cold na die oooooo

You promised to guide me on something last year, I tried reaching you but bro nothing nothing on it till this very moment.

E no good o.
Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:38pm On Feb 14
anslemarinze52:
I am an agent sir, I can help you with a better country, you won't spend up to 7m.

Do you do pay after service basis?

That is, can you allow someone to pay after you must have rendered the service, I mean after the visa must have been approved?

Don't worry, I will drop a collateral that is higher in value than whatever money you may be charging for the service with a third party, a permanent secretary of a ministry in your base or your LGA chairman or a judge of a Nigerian court if you feel you may not get the money after the service is rendered.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:34pm On Feb 14
Glassysea:
Bring 6.5m Canada 5 years working visa no stories, if you need Germany and Sweden Finland working visa 6.3m Vietnam 3m you can contact me via 07066112440. We discuss more

Can you do it like this?

I will pay you in full once the visa is out?
Don't worry, I can even add something on top as appreciation even though I am paying you for your service, but only if you will accept pay after service has been rendered policy.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:53pm On Feb 14
Choski78:
get a biz visa to vietnam, get a good company over there to ratify your document with vietnam ministry of of labour and police, travel to vietnam with ease apply for residency, get your residency, use your residency card and jakpa to a good country with ease, japan, south korea are all within your reach with residency card, all this process wont take half of your doe and can be done in 3 months....

Have you done this before or seen someone do it?

I need a real life experience.
Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:43pm On Feb 14
Macdeey:
My brother ! 8 million naira is a little less than 4 million CFA .... And with that , you can start Avery good and standard business in LOME - Togo . Especially if you are an Igbo or Hausa man ! It will pay you a lot ! The exchange rate will favour you ! Just forget about Europ or America or any other part of this Crazy world 🌎🌎🌎 Almost everywhere is crazy and economic melt down is real bro !!! MY OPINION sha cool

Are you there?
I want to know how real it is considering how smooth it is when you're saying it.

Like I need a real life experience.

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Travel / Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:40pm On Feb 14
Choski78:
get a biz visa to vietnam, get a good company over there to ratify your document with vietnam ministry of of labour and police, travel to vietnam with ease apply for residency, get your residency, use your residency card and jakpa to a good country with ease, japan, south korea are all within your reach with residency card, all this process wont take half of your doe and can be done in 3 months....

Bro, can you put me through please?
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:29pm On Feb 14
janda1:



Everyone wish is just to migrate to other countries like usa and Canada, Australia but it's not everyone that has the fund to those places, the migration law is now getting tighten day by day

Austria is just for study not to stay there after studies

After studies some one can migrate to USA and Canada

I still prefer to do table job in Austria than doing 50k job in Nigeria

It depends on your goal, if I have money to stay in Nigeria to run e-commerce, I will stay any time but there is no money to run it and I will still prefer going to austria where I can exchange the money and continue my e-commerce business

If I can earn 500 euro as saving to run my e-commerce store in Nigeria, I'm okay with better than 50k job in Nigeria

Bag of rice is now 77k, bag of spaghetti is now #20k

It depends on your skills because you can't do 9-5 jobs through out your life

You have to have a business... To run business in Nigeria is hard

50k can't run a business in Nigeria


Lack of capital is what is doing me, china importation is now very expensive due to dollar

If I'm in Austria it possible for me run it successful with table hand job

I like this write-up, exactly most people are using it as a transit place to their desired place, simply because their desired place is kind of expensive for them at the moment.
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:22pm On Feb 14
Oluwalofikemi11:



I don't think you should let talks from people discourage you. That it didn't work for someone does not mean it will not work for you. Don't be discourage

Abi, thanks for the heads-up(motivation)!
Health / Re: 55-year-old Father Of Six Commits Suicide In Ibadan Over Economic Hardship by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:30pm On Feb 14
Deziwealth:

Sebi una no dey suffer am ?
Enugu woman selling her three kids for 850k grin cheesy

That has been existing before now, it happens in Ogun, Lagos, Oyo, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo in the past, even during Yaradua's short tenure, so forget that talk.

...but that can't be said for the suicide case.
Na una the economic hardship dey samankwe pass, to the point a line has been coined out for you guys "Ebi *** wa."

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Health / Re: 55-year-old Father Of Six Commits Suicide In Ibadan Over Economic Hardship by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:27pm On Feb 14
Deziwealth:
like say una no feel the heat for being, smiling and suffering cheesy grin
Are you also buying fuel at110 naira or gas at 200naira? Hypocrite.

You think sey na everybody the thing dey touch abi?

Inside this same Nigeria, people dey build house, buy car, do wedding etc.

So dye that talk abeg.

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Health / Re: 55-year-old Father Of Six Commits Suicide In Ibadan Over Economic Hardship by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:24pm On Feb 14
One thing many Nigerians don't know is if they elect a bad leader, na people from his region dey suffer am pass.


Just look at!

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Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:26pm On Feb 13
Nancyuche:



Haven’t gotten date yet tho
Just starting the process

Can I dm you?
Business / Re: Dollar Hits All-time Low, Crosses N1,500 At Official Market by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:20pm On Feb 13
Misleading topic,

It should have been Naira hit all time low, crosses 1500 mark at official market.

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Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:04am On Feb 13
jeromestarks:

I will slap you.

I go return am with a punch to your face... Shebi you be man abi na boy? tongue
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:44pm On Feb 12
Nancyuche:



Haven’t gotten date yet tho
Just starting the process

Oh, I have gotten a date and my appointment is getting closer but my japa morale is getting low.
Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:41pm On Feb 12
jeromestarks:

It's funny how you people have objectify women.

Don't shift the post, this is about what you cooked and ate, and not about your woman.

Na you cook and post am, so my comment is direct to you and not her.

I'm smarter to see your emotional move there.

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Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:44pm On Feb 12
You go soon enter road.

Na you dey shout "ebi mpa wa"

Na you still dey give yourself hope.

Ok, continue!

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Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:42pm On Feb 12
sunsweet33:
Chai, Nigeria my country. So people can really summarise somebody’s financial wherewithal by the type of SPOON as in NGAJI 🥄.

hmm it is well

Nobody did that, people are just surprised with the weird combo ni.
Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:40pm On Feb 12
thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

So, you sef dey observe his mouth-making here?

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Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:37pm On Feb 12
Nyama, what is this?

People can eat anything o.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:23pm On Feb 12
GreatOchuks:

Liverpool and Morocco says hi 😏😏😒

Liverpool?
Morocco??

How

What is the correlation between my darling LFC, Morocco and my comment?
Health / Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:55pm On Feb 12
SirLakes:


So they are comfortable but not comfortable buying condoms at the current rate..... you are a joker

Spending for investment and spending for pleasure are two different things.
And again, I said they own, meaning they may have built or acquired that when prices of things were okay.
Anyway, maybe your bra in is too slow to process that.
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:52pm On Feb 12
Nancyuche:


Hello

How are you doing?

How far with your processing or are you there already?
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:31pm On Feb 12
Nancyuche:



Summer March
That’s the one I will apply for cos obviously before they will finish my verification if I pick July date will be around September
So I won’t be able to meet sept/oct intake
So no need to apply to them cos they will ask for legalized documents
Legalized documents they say gives you upper hand to get admission fast if you really meet all the requirements
I have looked for schs down that will be open soon for March intake I already looked for oct intake but will leave it and apply to them when March intake open

It best you legalized before applying so you don’t loose admission

And beware of scam, those promising closer date
Austria is strict and you can’t buy date cos it comes with people details and passport number
I don see scammers tire but I’m too smart to fall for such

Hello Nancy
Health / Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:26pm On Feb 12
Badgers14:
Some people are worried about the cost of cement, some are worried about the cost of petrol while some are worried about the cost of condom..

That's life for you cool

And who told you those that are complaining about the rise in the price of condom don't have their own houses or don't have their own cars?
Health / Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:23pm On Feb 12
Now, this is getting serious.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:21pm On Feb 11
mrdharkchild:


There's nothing greater than messi brother.
Face your loss and leave God messi alone.

Heheheheheheh

Which loss?

Me wey predict sey SE go lose the match.

C Ronaldo over Messi anyway anytime, twice on a Tuesday or Wednesday night.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:34pm On Feb 11
Foodconsumer:
How would he show his value in this mediocre team? Midfield is uncreative and very poor in supplying the forwards.

That one na excuse abeg.

You see why some of us rate C Ronaldo higher than other players including Messi.

He will surely find a way to get the ball and deliver when the supply is not there, that is one of those things that make a player a top top player.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Uncovers Top Secret Hamas Data Center Right Under UNRWA’s HQ(photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:27pm On Feb 11
Procashtips:


You're still a fool.

First, Hamas is a government of a country known as Palestine.

They were voted for by the people of Palestine as their official representative to run the affairs of their country.

That an apartheid murderous land grabbing gang known as the Zionists came to invade them and try to kill them off so as to get all their lands by labelling them terrorist for the past 75yrs doesn't make them terrorist.

I don't expect a peabrain like you with no ability to think for yourself to be understand what's going on.

Secondly, your murderous Zionist Gang once said their control system was under an hospital which made them bomb the hospital only to find out it was a lie,yet tried to paint a fake impression that they were right.

Lastly, UN is an international body that has been monitoring what the murderous Zionists have been doing in Palestine which made them voice out against them. For this purpose, the Zionists don't mind labelling all UN workers in that region terrorists just to kill the rest left unkilled. (They have killed the highest number of UN staff so far since the body was founded by countries of the world.)

I know all I have typed won't make sense to a peabrain like you but I had to still type them, maybe saner people higher than you in human index can learn a thing or two from it.


From the pictures posted so far, did anything there look like a control centre if your peabrain can still work a little?

Continue cry ing o.

Do you need extra buckets to cry inside?

Hamas and Government of a country inside the same sentence, omoh gerraout jare.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Uncovers Top Secret Hamas Data Center Right Under UNRWA’s HQ(photos) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:35pm On Feb 11
Procashtips:


You know it's good to be quiet so people see you as wise?

These same murderers claimed Hamas had a centre under the hospital which turned out to be a lie.

Now that UN is about to indict them, they have shifted the goal post to the UN office in Palestine.

Brainwashed people can never think, their ability to think has been replaced with fufu.

Please, keep quiet especially on things you have no independent clue on.

You are just plain stew pead.

Does a country have all her control/working units at a place or point?
Even boko haram don't have all their units at a point, including other terrorists.

You don't have any reasonable thing to say, gerraout.

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