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FamilyRe: What Is The Right Gift To Gift To My Intending In-laws? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:13am On Sep 06, 2024
BeigJawnson:
If you will listen to my advice, even if their daughter is a virgin or not, you have no business buying gifts for them now.

Save the money of the gifts instead.
Meet them one on one to know if they will allow you marry their daughter.
And if they allow you marry their daughter, then the money of the gifts you saved, add it together with the list of items they will give to you to buy to pay for your bride's price.

So this economy never make you wise not to spend money anyhow?
OP, this advice is a very good one.

Gift can come after the bond has been created between you and the family.

No go show say you get money before the list and other expectations borne out of your not well thought out gifting go bring you back to reality.

BeigJawnson, God Almighty bless you for this advice.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price Hike: Shettima Summons Lokpobiri, Kyari, Ribadu To Aso Villa by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:28pm On Sep 05, 2024
Eriokanmi:
Just multiply this 87 naira per liter by 10. That's the current official price in many places. This simply means, the apc came and reversed the Nigeria's living standard by 10% backward
Point of correction 1000% and not 10%

10% of 87 naira is just 8.7 naira na
FoodRe: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:38pm On Sep 05, 2024
IyfeNamikaze:
that thing pass 2k o . Na within 2.5,k to 3k be that o
2k go buy am bro.

Yam plus veggie 400
Beans 500
Fish 1000

Onions na always optional, so it is free.

Note: Take aways in most of these stands are free because it has been added to the cost of the food.
FoodRe: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:35pm On Sep 05, 2024
IyfeNamikaze:
that thing pass 2k o . Na within 2.5,k to 3k be that o
2k go buy am bro.

Yam 400/500
Beans 500
Fish 1000

Note: Take aways in most of these stands are free because it has been added to the cost of the food.
FoodRe: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:32pm On Sep 05, 2024
2RightHands1Coc:
Person help me bring this meal from Egbeda months ago, haha I force my guy to go back to the place together all way from lere to buy more
They also sell it in that surulere area, maybe you don't know the location but there will be someone there selling it.
FoodRe: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:31pm On Sep 05, 2024
doggedfighter:
Which state ?


Asking because of the way the cut their yam. Here, they roast it whole.


The serving abi packaging of the food doesn't look appealing btw.
That is probably Lagos, na so them dey sell their roasted yam, beans and other mende mendes.
PoliticsRe: FRSC Begins Nationwide Clampdown On Vehicles Carrying Petrol, Others by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:29pm On Sep 01, 2024
Kobicove:
Policemen on the expressway will cash in on this even though Tue matter does not concern them undecided
I'm telling you, those ones no dey use ear hear this kind matter.
PoliticsRe: FRSC Begins Nationwide Clampdown On Vehicles Carrying Petrol, Others by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:17pm On Sep 01, 2024
Free money making avenue don set for these ones.
PoliticsRe: I Will Make You Lose Your States: Wike To PDP Govs For Supporting Fubara by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:58pm On Sep 01, 2024
fergie001:
They know what they are all doing, forget what he is saying.

He has half the NWC with him including the Ag National Chairman and National Secretary. They are all playing his games.

Tell me the PDP Gov that is not his friend there save for Adeleke & Obaseki. He is calling out Bala Mohammed because that one has Presidential ambitions.

Fubara should just be wary, that's all. Tell me why the Govs have not started wielding the big stick, because they are afraid. The PDP's problem is that they have no leader to control big egos.

Wike has one assignment...... Foist the PDP and control it, present a weak Presidential Candidate in 2027, so that you can have one over Akpabio and be in stead for VP in 2031.

In 2027, he will sponsor candidates in APC in PDP states to seize control, that's the narrative.
As long as people like Atiku is in the picture and the governor of his state is not on the same page with him, Wike can never control PDP to the level of using it to his own advantage. Mind you I am not talking about destruction because that act is always easier than building or using it to his own advantage.

For him not to win that orimar
I think why they are slow to punish him is because if they do that now, he will surely cause some damages to them prior to 2027.

If this continues, moment to the primary or general election he may be expelled or served either by the party or another mega party formed by the opposition.
PoliticsRe: I Will Make You Lose Your States: Wike To PDP Govs For Supporting Fubara by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:45pm On Sep 01, 2024
senatordave1:
Oga,wike owns pdp na.you know this
Nobody takes you serious on this forum.

He owns PDP but he was beating flawlessly in the same PDP's last presidential primary and was also dealt with in the race to become the vice presidential candidate of the party?

You need wisdom Mr man.
PoliticsRe: Cuban President Confers National Medal Of Honour On Soyinka by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:56am On Aug 30, 2024
This wan too na news, na wa o!

Country wey don kpafuka. This can only get the attention of those that are not updated with happening around the world.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Paid ₦1.04bn Ransom To Kidnappers In One Year – SBM Intelligence by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:47am On Aug 30, 2024
IamAtAnger:
And how did u know he voted for him?... ur foolishness na topnotch
I guess you are new here and you don't know OP is.

OP is a female.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Paid ₦1.04bn Ransom To Kidnappers In One Year – SBM Intelligence by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:46am On Aug 30, 2024
This country be like wetin dey autopilot.
PoliticsRe: One Month Sit-At-Home: Imo CP Deploys Heavy Security To Targeted Areas by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:44am On Aug 30, 2024
The people I blame from my own end are the the leaders of the region and the security agents because how will you allow someone to destabilize a region you are suppose to cover/protect/monitor.

The funny thing is these security agents may have information on where these people are sef but won't do anything, but once they attack their checkpoints or bases and cause mayhem, you will see them flexing muscles by going into the streets and attacking innocent people that didn't have a finger in the mayhem.

May God help and protect His children(people).
PoliticsRe: One Month Sit-At-Home: Imo CP Deploys Heavy Security To Targeted Areas by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:35am On Aug 30, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


The one month lock down doesn't affect people going about their normal businesses, but it's strictly to shut down all Nigerian institutions in the Biafran territory.

Any Nigerian police, army or whatever that love his family and his life, should not be tempted, please stay clear and be safe for your family, I hate seeing policemen and army turned into a lifeless barbecue.
I am sure you are not from that state because if you are from there, you won't say that.

What is the benefit of the sit at home to that state?

You better wise up!
PoliticsRe: Reps Write Canadian Government Over Woman That Threatened To Poison Nigerians by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:53am On Aug 29, 2024
Noerection:
Hausa Fulani and Yoruba own this Country you are 4th class after Cow
But dem don turn your pa² and ma² to tenants for una land, eya!

We senior una pa²!
PoliticsRe: Reps Write Canadian Government Over Woman That Threatened To Poison Nigerians by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:50am On Aug 29, 2024
This whole thing is just to divide or put sand(division) between the Igbo people and the Edo people using the rift/sentiment between the Igbo people and the Yoruba people, because they saw what happened during the last election.

I am saying it again, this fckin thing is arranged, na dem dey run am.

For those supporting her, surely she will get support out of multitude of people in this country na, if people that did worse can be supported, what is this one that she can't get support with.
PoliticsRe: Bichi & His Family Turned DSS To A Graveyard, Orchard Of Nepotism - Jafaar by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:17pm On Aug 28, 2024
Is it not his wife that had issues with one Kano or Kaduna state politician(governorship candidate as of then) sometimes ago?
RomanceRe: Lady Shows Off Items Her Husband Brought As Her Bride Price (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:32pm On Aug 28, 2024
frazee:
I want to believe this man is not from her village nkporo that why they fired him that kind of list..
My friend from this same nkporo village got married to a lady from nkporo too... na mineral I see everywhere the list no much like this....
I have noticed once its outsider they will fire him bill but once na insider na small thing...
You are right, once it is a stranger, omoh them go wan barb the person head.
RomanceRe: Lady Shows Off Items Her Husband Brought As Her Bride Price (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:30pm On Aug 28, 2024
This life ehn, you go hustle make money, you go still hustle to marry...

It is well!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:12pm On Aug 28, 2024
Scarrr:
I no dey follow u argue.....if den born ur papa well, follow her steps, we are waiting fr u... bitter, ingrate,ppl
You sabi wetin dem dey call ingrate?
It has to do with being grateful to someone that has helped or assisted you in one way or the other, no dey use words carelessly.

My message has been passed, I don't have time for a low life like you abeg, go and find your type.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:50pm On Aug 28, 2024
Scarrr:
oloriburuku hand go touch u too soon..let's deal with this one first
Empty barrel, na so so mouth una dey always make.
Can you stand an Igbo man, make him no rust you?
You think this is "Ah! Ha! Emi! Wooh! Ye!" and those funny exclamations or sounds you people always make.

All these planned work by your people go backfire, na una people arrange this one.


I don't support such act but you see this one, na arrangee work.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:48pm On Aug 28, 2024
Guestlander:
Yeah, keep deceiving yourself. An Ibo woman was used to paint ibos in a bad light?
Nothing go happen? Just pray to whatever you pray to that no Yoruba person is harmed. A thousand things will happen and no power on this planet will be able to stop it.
I repeat nothing will happen and if Una do anyhow una go too collect, you sef know whatsup between the two tribes.
This one no be running of mouth as you folks are known to be, a lot of threat has been thrown to Igbo people by your people but you're blind to it.

But this arranged one pained you.

Joe Igbokwe na play for your eyes abi?

Or can't someone create a fake account for such motive?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:41pm On Aug 28, 2024
Jayhome24:
I know she will be an gbo person.

No need anyone asking Canadia authority for action let the Yoruba and Edo in Canada look for her and poison her instead.

She is from region but I had long distance myself from them long ago. I can not be Iiving a frustrated, bittered, hateful, tribaistic life so I dumped them tey tey.
Now you know how it feels... 🤣🤣🤣

See as e dey rant like a ra bid durg***.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:28pm On Aug 28, 2024
Scarrr:
by Yoruba people abi...ode!
Una conscience don dey judge you.

Lo so be si awon to ni e!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:25pm On Aug 28, 2024
TrackerSK:
Igbo women are very wicked.If you see the ways these daughters of devil are treating their maids,you will weep.I just got one arrested in my compound today
Your own tribe's women are sisters and daughters of Eve na.
Got one arrested on social media, gerraout jare! 🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:24pm On Aug 28, 2024
santaclaws:
And nobody prays for such to happen, but foolishness and wickedness can go both ways if useless people are left to do their evil.

No need to hide behind any condemnation, the Igbo woman is an idiot who doesn't understand the consequences of her speech. You don't go about threatening to kill and poison people and expect no form of repercussions unless you're mentally challenged.
How sure are you that she is an Igbo woman?

Even if she is one, do you bother to know if that utterance is a response to another person's utterance which they quickly captured in other to use it against her or create this kind of scenario?

Expect no form of repercussions you say?
I am still expecting the repercussions on the group of people that started similar discussions/threats on "Igbo people must go" weeks ago.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:17pm On Aug 28, 2024
Tflex01:
I thought they said the Yorubas are ones behind the video.
I can bet on it, that video is an arranged one by certain enemies with an ulterior motive.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:14pm On Aug 28, 2024
santaclaws:
What did Yoruba and Benin people do to her or her Biafra Group to deserve poisoning and death? She wasn't even the only one saying it in the video, other Igbo guys were echoing her comments and supporting her...

Some people are taking this thing to another level ooo... Do you know the number of Igbos living in the South West? Make una no start wetin una no fit finish ooo... Shun violence and embrace peace, we are one!
Even though I condemn this in its entirety, and I think it is most likely an arranged work by some enemies to paint a certain tribe bad because Igbo people don't have time for this kind of thing, na una people dey do am well well, nothing go happen to Igbo people in the west, don't even go there.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:12pm On Aug 28, 2024
Warrior99:
Very good!
You are a funny person, it is the other way round and not the way you put it.

Keep deceiving yourself o.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Canada To Take Action Against Amaka Sunnberger by CatchMeIfUCanMO:
I wish these same people can act on those that threaten another tribe weeks ago.

All these things na their work, na them arrange the girl, na them still dey cry.
FashionRe: Miss Kwara Received Over 3000 Votes In One Day Mostly From South Africans by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:46pm On Aug 28, 2024
Botragelad:
Isn't this simple sense?
It's called "emotional triangulation". Now, here's how it works:

1. They create a emotional connection with Chiditmma or whatever her name (point A).
2. Then, they introduce a new emotional connection with Miss Kwara (point B).
3. Finally, they pit Chidimma against Miss Kwara, creating an emotional triangle (point C).

This emotional triangulation leaves you Nigerians feeling confused, divided, and emotionally invested in the outcome. It's like an emotional soap opera.

Say a mate of yours who's always flirting with your ex (point A). Then, they start flirting with someone else (point B). Suddenly, they're pitting you against your ex, saying "who's the better mate?" (point C). You're left feeling confused, wondering what's going on.

That's what these bunch of South Africans up there are doing to the Nigerians, but it seems you folks get emotional like I said.
Beautiful jargons, wasting energy over nothing.

The reason for their acts is not far from "mocking."

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