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Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Semi-detached Bungalow Building Plan by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:10pm On Apr 20
Can I build two units of this on a 50 by 100 plot, the plot is too valuable for me to build just one of this on it?

For commercial/rentage purpose sha
Properties / Re: Roofing Sheets: The Cost Of Various Types Of Roofing Sheet In Nigeria by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:06pm On Apr 20
How much will it cost to roof a twin two bedroom semi detached apartment?

I need the price for
Stone coated
Long span
Gerald

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Three Drones Downed After Explosions Heard In Iran’s Isfahan: State Media by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:39pm On Apr 19
Quelme:
We told you, Israel is a paper tiger.

They can only attack defenseless Palestine just like their master.

Illiteracy is a very big diseases
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Liverpool: Europa League (0 - 1) On18th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:04pm On Apr 18
Confirmedzombie:
What many here don't realise is that Liverpool willingly sacrificed the Europa League to focus on EPL.

Know this and Have peace

Taah gerraout, I'm a Liverpool FC fan, and your opinion about the club is Nan sense.

Does that even make any sense to you?

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Family / Re: "My Husband Buys Chicken From Fastfood, Eats Alone, Hides Payment Receipts" by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:21pm On Apr 17
Man of the year!

Husband of the year!!

Correct man, na im him be!!!


Na wa for some of una, only you dey enjoy your own money but you don't even want the man to enjoy part of his own hard-earned money.

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Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Northern Group Rejects Atiku, Endorses Wike As Party Leader by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:20pm On Apr 16
LoL, dem wan chop him money and later dump him as usual.

As someone who has interest in PDP, Wike no get levels for the party again, na just money he dey use stay relevant, and the money sef no long reach Atiku's own.
Atiku go still give am bleeding nose as usual.
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:37pm On Apr 15
OluwasureGig:

Bro I know this is not what you want to hear right now but you just have to take your mind off anything application for masters until you’ve done your verification and legalization and pray it doesn’t take more than 4 months so you can meet up with the September/October application period because that’s when the major universities like Vienna Salzburg Graz and the likes are open for admission. Just focus on your legalization for now and take it very seriously make sure that all the date of birth in your certificates are the same else you’ll need to swear an affidavit. The bottom line is that all your focus should be on legalizing and authenticating your documents for now.
Note that legislation and authentication rules has changed and I’m only talking from my own experience when I did mine last year

Someone said they now request for evidence for legalization and authentication before you can go for legalization and authentication, i.e you need to show them proof that the school request for the legalization and authentication.

My question is does legalization and authentication has an expiry or validity date?
That is, if I legalize now, can I always use it later on, maybe not that same year etc?
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 4:48pm On Apr 15
OluwasureGig:

Bro don't be lazy all of this questions you've asked me have been answered on this same thread, it's barely a 60 page thread just go through it and you'll see everything you need to know on legalization and verification if you're truly serious about moving. You should Visit studyinaustria.at and you'll find all their institutions and select at least 10 good universities and follow up with the information there regarding their admission and admission requirements. This is exactly what I did. I don't know of any other group for Austrian students The last time I checked they dissolved all the WhatsApp groups so that prospective students can get all information needed here on nairaland on this thread.

Hello bro, I wanted to mail the school and ask them directly but getting the university's email is somehow difficult.
I know certain schools master's degree application ended on April 8th, but what I want to confirm now is, so I need to start my application for 2025 now or should I wait till at least September/October period before starting because my appointment for legalization and authentication is coming up in few months time?

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Politics / Re: US, UK Owe The World Responsibility For Peace In Middle East – Onanuga by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:23pm On Apr 14
Has your paymaster fulfil his responsibility to the citizens of the country where he is the president?

You dey there dey tell other countries what to do and what not to do, you better face your own country.

Charity they say begins at home.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 14th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:58pm On Apr 14
Angelfrost:
Haba!!! Another goal! undecided

Arsenal why?!!

Pep don carry this title again o! Hey God!


It's all over!!! EPL season ended today, April 14th.

What a shame!

I remember I told you sometimes ago that the league is man city's own to lose, but you argued it is for Arsenal.

How do you see it now?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 1) On 14th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 2:58pm On Apr 14
Bentenny, when people wey sabi pass you dey tell you something, no dey argue.

How you dey see am now?
Technology Market / Re: sold!!!!! by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:42pm On Apr 14
ndudiogeleka:
Universal mifi
4g
11hours usage
14k
08099833914
Ikorodu

I need this but I am outside Lagos
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 1:24pm On Apr 14
zinaunreal:


Na by to reply?
No peace for the wicked

And na una dem dey kpai pass 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


If you or any of your fellow cry cry fellows put body, una too go collect. 🤣🤣🤣


You think Israel is like those middlebelt people abi, "you do anyhow you see and collect anyhow raised to power 1000" na I'm be their slogan.
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:57am On Apr 14
Usefulsense:


Australia really humbled me. Imagine a financial controller in Nigeria now picking and packing cartons in warehouses in Australia.

Oga rest, which one is imagine a financial controller. Is it about the job title or position, or is it about the financial reward which in turn gives financial freedom and good standard of living?

You know what it is all about, a governor, hor member, senator etc won't relocate from Nigeria even if he gets the visa on a platter, and I believe you know why?

So because you were making at max #1m per month, which is #12m yearly, you feel you don become big man for Nigeria?

Dey make times 5 or more of that and we still feel like we are not yet a "big man." Well people are different sha.

Using today's standard, oga you are not a big man anything.

Na now you get opportunity to become a rich successful man, and I hope you make proper and good use of it.

I wish you success.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 9:57am On Apr 14
One thing I am sure and I can bet on is Israel will definitely reply Iran appropriately but only them knows how they will do that.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:21am On Apr 14
tollyboy5:

Iran is not Palestine
Israel know this well, that's why they're carefully waiting for big bro support (USA).
Any miscalculation Na full blown war!

Una don get mouth now, but when the pounding begins, una go dey shout genocide everywhere.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:18am On Apr 14
Postinor:
Yes,I support this, israel has to be caged

Carry your pi pu go cage them, make dem roast una.
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Is The Best by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:41pm On Apr 13
Please, does spectranet work all over the country?
Foreign Affairs / Re: MASSIVE AIR ATTACK By Hezbollah On Northern Israel (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:44pm On Apr 13
Topmaike007:
Mr man keep kwayet abeg ..i am a Christian but I stand for what is just and not a Jew I don't give a Bleep about what happened to the Jew when we all know they fired Iran first

Gerraout jare

This una taqiyah style don cast, try another one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: MASSIVE AIR ATTACK By Hezbollah On Northern Israel (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:50am On Apr 13
lastuff:
With people who reason like you, how Nigeria go take progress cos you guys are hypocrites.
So after Israel bombed there embassy in Syria they should good there arms,

Stew pead talk
Foreign Affairs / Re: MASSIVE AIR ATTACK By Hezbollah On Northern Israel (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 12:38am On Apr 13
Topmaike007:
retaliate when it was isreal that fired first into Iran Embassy abi una no get brain again

Continue, I know your type.

You will soon come and shout your usual "genocide shout" here.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: MASSIVE AIR ATTACK By Hezbollah On Northern Israel (video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:29pm On Apr 12
All these people crying genocide won't see this now, when Israel retaliate now they will start crying up and down.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet ‘Area Scatter’ Nigeria’s First Publicly-known Crossdresser (Video) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:50pm On Apr 12
Honestey:
I knew it! Crossdressing is too foreign to us Omoluabi, Bobrisky must have gotten that strange idea from somewhere that shall not be named, phue! Now all his package hairs go scatter by the end of 6th years in prison.

Go school Go school, you say NO.

I don't know how 6 months imprisonment turn to 6 years.

Well, kom kom he ad is synonymous with your kind.
Travel / Re: Buy And Own For Life !!!! Femi Olomola Plaza by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:02am On Apr 12
If I am buying the space, am I paying 1 million or 15million plus?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Atalanta: Europa League (0 - 3) On 11th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:22pm On Apr 11
crazygod:
Backpass FC. I can't just believe it. Wow. Still a Liverpool fan sha. No matter what.


I was telling one fake ass Liverpool fan @bentenny the other day about what I noticed in the team, the kid dey follow me argue.
Whenever I see them doing backpass constantly, I know say the team don dey get issue be that.

Anyway, YNWA!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 10:20pm On Apr 11
bentenny:

Ohh my father😂😂
Liverpool weren't even existing,they were barely surviving before klopp showed up!
Even an average Liverpool fan knows this😂😂

After Kenny daglish resigned in the early 90s, Liverpool became mediocre...far worse than where Chelsea currently is....save for some mini-rival during the time of benitez and houllier, Liverpool were at best a midtable strugglers...on came,Jurgen Klopp....he turned the club and supporters to believers...from a midtable to competitor....made anfield a fortress!


We played a super brand of soccer that is still relevant till now and puts fear in the mind of opponents to the point that even Pep is happy that he is leaving!

Became the first manager in Liverpool to win the EPL,UCL,carabao cup,fa cup,super cup
You would never know all these because you came during klopp's reign when he had raised the bar and made losing look like malaria and winning as if we have won the world cup!

I'm so sure you didn't witness the reign of Roy Hodson when teams were using us to get points to win the league or escape survival!😄

You are contradicting yourself!
You should actually be the one that should engage more of your brain before typing and hitting the submit button!
Who would question the style of a manager that has only lost twice and only second because of GD?
Come are you sure you know how to even analyse a game?

😄😄😄
If you had actually being a fan long enough before klopp became manager,then you would have appreciated that his void will be hard to fill!
I have challenged you to name three managers that were better or have won more than klopp in 2000s,that would have made me know when you even started watching Liverpool play!
But you would rather be evasive because you only started supporting Liverpool during the reign of klopp!
So sit this one out...you nor get yarn!😄

What you are doing is not being critical but a totally blind analysis to the point of saying he should leave!
😂😂😂
All these first timer fans who came in during klopp reign are now forming yabaleft veteran analyst!
Kid-doh go and play with your 'iron man' toy in your room🤣🤣🤣

How far?

Shebi you dey see am?


Wetin elders siddon see, little kids no fit see am even if them climb on top mountain.
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 11:24am On Apr 11
Botlex:
Looks like the 11:59pm thing isn't working again... Please anyone with the current booking pattern should help a brother 🙏🏼



Dem don cast am be that
Travel / Re: General Austria Study/visa( Process And Requirements) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 7:14am On Apr 11
kingikey01:
Please how do you guys get appointment date

I got it around late December or early January, I couldn't remember the actual date.

If it is still valid, you check on Tuesday and Thursday nights, by 11:59 pm
Family / Re: Married Nigerian Ladies No Longer Take Shit From Their Husbands (Pictures) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 8:25pm On Apr 10
I D G A F!

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 6:57pm On Apr 10
Na wa o

Why ride in a boat without a life jacket?

Na wa o
Celebrities / Re: Is Actor Junior Pope Really Dead? by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 5:49pm On Apr 10
How person go enter boat with no safety guard?

No life jackets, nothing nothing, na wa o. Nigeria with the way they do things sef.

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by CatchMeIfUCanMO: 3:22pm On Apr 10
abimic:
The only set of People who should not be bothered with the Genotype of the partner are those with AA. If you are not AA, always make if a first point of call to know the Genotype of your partner before love carry you go where you no know.

Dey play, some people said it do change.

Again, you have it done in a lab and the result you got them is AA, later you may do it in another lab and get something else like AS.
It may be due to error and so on.

Unless you have done it in 3 different standard lab, preferably in a missionary hospital lab, teaching hospital lab and a standard private lab, you can't be too sure o.

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