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Politics / Re: 12-Year-Old Among 300 ISWAP Fighters Who Conquered Shekau by causewahala: 9:42am On May 22, 2021
Nothing to rejoice about. Actually, we have more to worry about now. A terrorist has been killed (purportedly), and his group might have been replaced by a better organized and well funded ISWAP! lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by causewahala: 5:54am On May 11, 2021
APL already printed! lipsrsealed

Expect fireworks after the public holiday. . . . nobody should ask who my source is!

Na God hand we dey!!! smiley smiley smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Mother's Day With Her Grown-Up Daughters (Photos) by causewahala: 5:14pm On May 10, 2021
AntagonistKKK:
Which one of them is Stella? Cos I really can't spot the difference. Money good o.

Was about asking same thing before I go toast person wife! lipsrsealed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by causewahala: 2:22pm On May 10, 2021
jamesmor:
Am disseminating this information on behalf of scheme124.... I contacted him based on his recent deactivation. He gave me the go-ahead to disclose on N.L that d RECRUITMENT EXERCISE HAS BEEN CONCELLED!!!

Cancel gini How do we know you're not cruising us?

We've got other good source(s) in the house, how come they're yet to corroborate this?

This recruitment is on-going dammit! angry angry angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by causewahala: 8:32am On May 10, 2021
I was actually wondering how long it would take that guy to go incommunicado or de-activate. He's been helpful but I suspect his connect is not comffy with him spilling a lot of things on here. . . .

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Religion / Re: How Kayode Badru Died (Graphic Photos) by causewahala: 8:57am On May 09, 2021
During my juvenile years, I was a hot head. My mum's friend recommended I be taken for deliverance since some purported evil resided in me. Na so dem carry me go evangelist church and they started casting unknown demons out. In the process one of them inserted two fingers into my navel area, naturally I resisted and the whole prayer squad decided that was where the demon resides. The more I tried explaining I was in pains and discomfort, the crazier the prayer squad got. I had to feign calmness in my agony and let them release me themselves (God knows something terrible would've happened otherwise). Went home and told my mum if she brought that Church matter up again I'm going straight to the police.

Avoid all these fake churches.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by causewahala: 6:50pm On May 02, 2021
Forced conversion or not, propaganda or not. . . the women seem traumatized!

Their body language just don't seem right at all! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by causewahala: 9:17am On May 02, 2021
RIP to Hiney. Its high time Govt brought back public execution @ the beach.

The culprit should be given accelerated judgment and publicly executed. We have meagre resources to cater for Nigerians, it shouldn't be wasted on those that ought not be alive.


PS: This trend of crying into the camera is meant to serve what purpose really

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by causewahala: 10:23pm On Apr 23, 2021
grammarnazi12:

This girl is not mentally strong.

She's actually a criminal. She's tryna run peeps street a second time.

Watch them come up with another go-fund-me citing depression and all sort. She's equally tryna garner attention and pity. . . eleribu omo!

Na her gullible fans she fit deceive.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Shops For $1bn Loan To Revamp Port Harcourt Refinery by causewahala: 6:26pm On Jan 08, 2021
You people should have your exit plan now oooo.

By the time China start calling for their loan, dem nor go allow any body comot via border oooo (borders would have been sold by then)!

grin grin grin grin

revamp which nonsense refiney.

This is the endgame. . . . avengers looters

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Capitol Locked Down After Pro-Trump Protesters Storm Building by causewahala: 9:13pm On Jan 06, 2021
Trump ought be jailed. If nobody dies from this stand-off, it'll be a miracle.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Capitol Locked Down After Pro-Trump Protesters Storm Building by causewahala: 8:57pm On Jan 06, 2021
Breaking news: armed stand-off inside the capitol hill. . . person go die tonight!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

House of reps members are still in their chambers oooo!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nicola Sturgeon: Trump Not Allowed Into Scotland To Escape Biden Inauguration by causewahala: 8:36pm On Jan 06, 2021
His supporters have just overrun capitol hill. shocked shocked shocked

Unprecedented in US history. The session being held has been suspended!!! lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West To Divorce As Kim Drops $1.3M Ring by causewahala: 10:12am On Jan 06, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
And you think Kanye is a fool? lolz time will tell eventually.

You call yourself an og, a woke one @ that and you go ahead and marry a LovePeddler whose only claim to fame and fortune is a leaked sex tape, an ex-groupie touted to have slept with any rap artist willing to tangle with her?. . . . what was your question again? undecided

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Crime / Re: Video : Aye Vs Eiye Cult Clash In Benin City by causewahala: 9:27am On Jan 06, 2021
That innocent boy in the video is extremely naive. It took God's intervention for him not to be killed. Drop your phone, u begin beg. . . for what? How much is the phone compared to his life.

Against cult boys probably high on hard drugs. . . smh!
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West To Divorce As Kim Drops $1.3M Ring by causewahala: 9:00am On Jan 06, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
I think he have, check Google

I thinks not!!! There's no place its explicitly stated that they have a pre-nup (all I've read on google is conjectures and what ifs. . . I could be wrong though). Knowing Kim for who she really is, you think she'd really sign a pre-nup when she knew what she planned all along.

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West To Divorce As Kim Drops $1.3M Ring by causewahala: 8:18am On Jan 06, 2021
She conveniently waited till he became a billionaire, listed on Forbes list. . . . ah well, no surprise there.

Kanye should be hung by the balls. How can you have golddigger as one of your greatest hits and yet have no pre-nup in your marriage

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Remembers Her Late Father 11 Years After His Death (Photo) by causewahala: 10:16am On Jan 05, 2021
She's starting to age. She used to be the most beautiful nollywood actress.
Family / Re: DNA Scandal: "I'm Innocent" - Late Tunde's Wife, Moyo Thomas Breaks Silence by causewahala: 9:57am On Jan 05, 2021
freshvine:


I know what you did at eleme

We are all ears. Na her type dey give husband stroke.
Education / Re: Don Davis' Mum: If Anything Happens To My Children, I'll Hold Kumuyi Responsible by causewahala: 8:45pm On Jan 04, 2021
Where's the father of the child in all this? She's right to demand fair hearing and justice but there's a lot of grey areas right now.

Deeperlife should also do the needful, call her and come to an out-of-court settlement. The boy needs therapy and urgent medical attention, we don't need noise on social media.

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Family / Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by causewahala: 8:02pm On Jan 02, 2021
DNA tests were formerly prohibitive cost-wise some years back and few could afford it. Now that the price keeps crashing, more hidden secrets are being exposed. Funny how all females are suddenly open to DNA testing. I'm sure that FCMB banker said something like that while claiming to be a virtuous partner. . . na who dem catch be barawo everybody na thief.
Travel / Re: Which Country Have You Visited In The Last Decade? by causewahala: 9:50am On Dec 29, 2020
Netherlands, 1 month. Company sponsored, so no Visa interview. Visa was brought to us. Flew business and broke my abstinence from alcohol vow when I got on board and got served champagne (LOL). Netherlands is quite peaceful and less racist than some developed nations. It was more a working trip but still got to enjoy myself with the sights and sounds. Their famous weed felt like benson and hedges. . . so light.
I prefer the county side for its serene and peaceful nature. Amsterdam could be a mad house attimes.
Celebrities / Re: Adeherself Engaged To Cute Abiola (Photos) by causewahala: 1:31pm On Dec 26, 2020
Lawyer Kunle!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
I love the guy sha! He's hella funny!
Business / Re: I Can't Celebrate Christmas As FCMB Refuses To Pay Me My Google Earnings by causewahala: 9:00am On Dec 26, 2020
Copy EFCC in your mails and watch them swing into action.
Education / Re: Deeper Life School Begs Parents Of Sexually Abused Student To Withdraw Case by causewahala: 9:52am On Dec 23, 2020
I started smoking rothmans cigarette in a ceiling after lights out in S.S.S-1 @ age 14. There were times when I went out alone (scaled the fence) and walked 20-25 minutes on a bushy path that cuts through a cemetery just to get to town and hang out with the boys. I was good in academics and loved by virtually all teachers because of my innocent looks and charming nature.

There were times when I was almost caught and my class teacher will rise to my defense and insist I don't belong with vandals (it didn't help that some of my gangs would also cover for me and insist I wasn't part of whatever we're caught doing). Same thing at home, I was the role model poster child every parent wanted their kid to emulate. . .

There and then I made up my mind, my kids will never go to a boarding school because they can mask a lot from you without you knowing, they can easily live a double life without you knowing. . .

For those who are constrained to do so. . . I say thread with caution.

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Career / Re: Oil And Gas Industry Salary: According To Positions by causewahala: 4:58pm On Dec 16, 2020
Rubbish. Except of course you are talking contract staff salaries.

Do you know the meaning of team lead

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Shell Employees Causing Oil Leaks For Profit - Dutch TV by causewahala: 3:52pm On Dec 10, 2020
The report doesn't even do justice to whats really happening. That report barely scratched the surface! lipsrsealed

The truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

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Health / Re: How Do I Gain Chubby Cheeks? by causewahala: 5:58pm On Dec 05, 2020
Make money and watch everything fall into place, your cheeks, your skin, your hair. . .

You know the funny part? You might not even eat that much. . . just make the dough!

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Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by causewahala: 8:03am On Dec 01, 2020
Moral of the story. . . . Keep your success to yourself. Not everyone likes hearing good news. There is a difference between human being and being human!

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Family / Re: "Should I Use 'Do Me I Do You' To Deal With My Husband?" by causewahala: 3:45pm On Nov 30, 2020
Wonderful piece

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Sports / Re: Help: How Can I Quit Gambling? by causewahala: 5:24pm On Nov 29, 2020
First time I gambled was in university. I felt a shudder in my body more like tremors and I knew immediately this wasn't for me. I just laugh anytime anyone offers me all this sure bet info.

@ OP: Any time you feel the urge to bet: locate the nearest, genuinely distressed human being (finance-wise) and assist with whatever money you intend to gamble with. This should go a long way in kicking the habit.

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