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Romance › Re: Nairaland Best Couple Of The Month (Picture) by caye(m): 1:57am On Jun 03, 2012

[i][/i]bros [color=#990000][/color] i sure say na all those N300 satin shirt for Oshodi you buy, and dat yer babe... anyway sha, she make sense small... i mean, reeeaally small *silence!*

Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Kaduna On Democracy Day by caye(m): 1:04pm On May 29, 2012

chuks49: "They are fighting for justice" Bamanga Tukur

yes, the 'a head for a fingernail' type of animal justice that would soon consume them and their rulers.

Politics › Re: “A Nigerian Senator Duped Me”— Pat Utomi by caye(m): 6:31pm On May 27, 2012

neksummi: We need names!

okay, tell me what you will do if you got the names:1. the fuel subsidy scam, we have the names of the perpetrators; what happened to them?2. GEJ has the names of the financiers of terrorists; what has happened?3. We have the names of Kudirat killers, what has happened to them so far?4. We know that Zakaria Biu was alleged to have also been behind Jos massacres, what happened to him? So mentioning names in Nigeria with EVEN HARD COLD EVIDENCE is poo!

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Celebrities › Re: Photos From Osaze Odemwingie's Wedding by caye(m): 6:09pm On May 27, 2012

I wish Osaze happiness, joy, more money and all the blessings of heaven and earth on his home.Amen.

Politics › Re: PDP Chair Bamanga Tukur Is Boko Haram Spokesman - Oritsejafor by caye(m): 3:04pm On May 26, 2012

Austine.E:
Pastor oristejafor always saying it as it is!i still dont understand this unsual patronage by some Northern leaders for this demonic blood sucking group Boko Haram!prior to Mohammed Yusuf being killed,he and his men went on rampage,killing,maimin,devouring and desecrating places of worship,so many christains were rounded up,taking to hostage and subsequently were beheaded for not being able to recite the koran and as if that wasnt enough,a church was rounded up with the service still going on and as soon as people tried escaping,they opened fire indiscriminatly and several souls were lost!they headed to the police barracks,shooting anything on site and on one occassion ran into a pregnant wife of a mopol officer and instantly cutting open her stomach to bring out the unborn child!...the true story of the event that followed the execution of Mohammed Yusuf was shreded in secrecy and infact classified!when the security report reached the presidency,Yaradua quickly ordered a massive military and police action on them in other to save the face of the country!...so which injustice are they fighting against!

for anyone who still thinks Boko Haram has a human face, just google 'Islamic beheadings videos', then come back and tell me how you are still feeling. I assure you, you won't remain the same.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sepp Blatter Wants To Scrap Penalties by caye(m): 11:38pm On May 25, 2012

ReLaTE: thats a difèrent game,both teams played attacking futball and both team were entertaining.

This shows us that there is a conspiracy against English football most especially Almighty Chelsea but their plans failed. We all know that golden goal can't be brought back so it's up to Mr. Blaster to tell us what will replace penalties after 120 minutes.

Celebrities › Re: Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook Founder Is Married by caye(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2012

Jcob: Happy couple. It's good to marry someone you love?

maybe me too i better get one of these chinko or korean women.they represent the next world economic powers, y'know?

Politics › Re: JTF Arrests Boko Haram Sect Leader Suleiman Mohammed In Kano by caye(m): 6:04pm On May 12, 2012

Rhino.5dm:
You'll be shocked at the dumbness of these guys.

Pls check out these true life scenarios: 1. A guy in kontagora, Niger state bears the name Seun. (not Osewa). But on enquiries, his late father is a Fulani,mother is a Ghanaian, but they've lived in Ogbomoso among Yorubas for long, so had to adopt a Yoruba name for social acceptance. Tell me: is he Yoruba? 2. Bukola Saraki, former governor of Kwara state ,though bearing Yoruba names,his ancestors are actually fulani. Tell me again: is he a yoruba man? 3. Many fulanis speaking Yoruba in Oyo, can they be regarded as Yoruba , even when they claim to be? PLEASE THINK ON THESE.

Christianity Etc › Re: Will You Attend These Type Of Churches?(pic) by caye(m): 11:57am On May 06, 2012

Pls pardon me if i'm mistaken; the"Pastor Radical" is wearing a BLACK DRESS and holding a cutlass... you sure say the guy no be either former or current RITUALIST!? But on a serious note, this is disheartening. Imagine an Abeokuta church: mountain of holy God and mine shall be possible int. Church. Nigeria is every quack's dream; where SHEEPLE can be duped easily.

Sports › Re: Rashidi Yekini:: Condolence Register by caye(m): 11:17am On May 06, 2012

Your dedication to the great game will forever be remembered. May Allah take care of your mother and children, Amin.

Nairaland General › Re: Brand New Nairaland Theme by caye(m): 12:12pm On Apr 01, 2012

I have a suggestion for nairalanders: for you to criticise the new theme, you must provide 3 basic information; 1. What is(are) wrong with the new theme? 2. Different suggestions on how a much better theme SHOULD LOOK like 3. Out of all the different suggestions you itemised, choose the best option. Thank You.

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Nairaland General › Re: Brand New Nairaland Theme by caye(m): 11:52am On Apr 01, 2012

The new theme is VERY GOOD ON MOBILE. It is relaxing to the eye, in a nutshell, it is very much better than NL1&2. Sorry, i don't know why some people offer no constructive criticism, only destructive and negative remarks. I'll check how the theme looks on the real internet before i give my final verdict.

Politics › Re: FG To Reduce Salaries Of Public Servants by caye(m): 10:00am On Mar 23, 2012

So the bloody fockers want to HARMonize workers salaries while theirs remain SAFETYnize. Wahala go dey.

Celebrities › Re: Late MC Loph’s Fiancee Gives Birth To Baby Boy by caye(m): 9:49am On Mar 23, 2012

I'm so happy. May the baby boy remove their tears and replace it with joy.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Oh ! I Miss My Naija by caye(m): 11:05am On Mar 21, 2012

The days of Cadbury's breakfast telly!

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Romance › Re: Your Idea Actions If You Found Your Girlfriend/boyfriend On Dating Site by caye(m): 7:23pm On Mar 20, 2012

slimyem: it doesnt have to be anything serious!
He might just be playing around just for the sake of it!

dat means slimyemi is a BITCH!

Romance › Re: Your Idea Actions If You Found Your Girlfriend/boyfriend On Dating Site by caye(m): 7:19pm On Mar 20, 2012

Freecocoa is a BITCH

Health › Re: Nigerian Doctor Oluyemi Badero Named Top Cardiologist In US by caye(m): 4:37pm On Mar 18, 2012

I think the morale of the above post is: go to a place where you will be BEST appreciated; where human life is taken as precious and where corruption , tribalism and other poisons are at a low ebb.

Politics › Re: How Has Kainji Dam Shut Down Affected Electricity in Your Area Since Friday? by caye(m): 11:47pm On Mar 17, 2012

[left][/left] here in Ib city (Ibadan), we have on the average 2 hrs per day. And this is usually around 1am at night. And everywhere is as hot as lagos.

Nairaland General › Re: The Answers To The Questions In Your Mind? by caye(m): 6:33pm On Mar 14, 2012

Nairaland is to me the place where the soul of Naija inhabits. It has given me insights in love, sex, business, tribalism and politics. Love people like bluetooth, pastor joeagbaje, borntofuck, freecocoa , mrs. Chima and others. Up Nairaland!

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Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Dating A Fat Woman(orobo) by caye(m): 1:44pm On Mar 12, 2012

lefulefu: 1:fat women find it harder to give birth to children true to some extent.
2:fat women are always lazy . 'always' there is over-generalising
3:fat women find it hard to move around durin yanshing session(s3x). May be true, but that can be redone with a little skill.
4:fat women are liable to destroy ur home furniture with their yokozuna yansh at all given times.FALSE!
5: fat women too chop.dem go jus finish all ur foodstuff for house one time. Be a very good provider.
6:fat women are too controlling.not necessary , if you define boundaries.
7:wen u see a fat woman walking towards u e go be like say na julius berger bulldozer dey come towards u. There different types of fatness.
8:wen doin missionary position wit an orobo dont ever make the mistake of letting the orobo dey on top of u otherwise she go just crush u to pieces with her heavy duty MACK trailer. Over- simplification. weight.

Christianity Etc › Re: Dear Lord, Answer This Prayer. by caye(m): 10:48am On Mar 07, 2012

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT LESS GUILTY OF THE VICES IN THIS REPLY. First of all, this topic should be taken seriously. Poster wrote about some nairalanders not having deep thinking abilities, and this is reflected in their posts. The poster wrote that this nation has lost its value system, and in my opinion, this is the most unfortunate disaster of this marriage of strange bed fellows called Nigeria. If we are to be truthful to ourselves, do our families have any form of REAL morality again? Do our fathers and mothers cheat, steal and embezzel in their place of work or worship? Do our young ones engage in promiscuity and religious hypocrisy at the same time? Let's search our hearts and see that we- the followers and the leaders are all the same, a bunch of thieves, cheats, liars and rogues.

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Launches Mandela Bank Notes by caye(m): 8:36pm On Feb 12, 2012

vicoloni:
For what? Putting alot of women in his cabinet and removing oil subsidy?
He took her to the room and removed her subsidy. She tried to protest but he was a stronger contestant , she even threatened to strike but he struck back, he sucked her excess account and squeezed her lovely economy. Her wailing was in vain, what a shame! He went on to deregulate her downstream sector dat was oily, she couldn't say anything. She cried cos he pumped her 97 times. We stand as witnesses to the violation of the masses.

nice satire!

LMFAO! never read such fantastic , articulated and well-written pun before! Nice.

Isk:
I dnt see why they should do that. He's slowly bt surely becoming a S/A idol IMO

. Sir, you are either ignorant, childish or have not heard of other nations like: china(Mao Zedong), USA (george washington and ben franklin) and england (queen victoria).

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Kanu Nwankwo's Wife's 25th Birthday And Graduation. by caye(m): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2012

First of all, i want to congratulate Papi for taking care of such a BEAUTIFUL dame well with the children. Also, Amara, you're are gorgeous by yourself and blessed to have such a fine and handsome hubby. Your children are also admirable too. Happy Birthday!

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Kanu Nwankwo's Wife's 25th Birthday And Graduation. by caye(m): 1:02pm On Jan 26, 2012

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Kanu Nwankwo's Wife's 25th Birthday And Graduation. by caye(m): 1:01pm On Jan 26, 2012

Politics › Re: Nigeria Heading For Civil War – Soyinka by caye(m): 4:32pm On Jan 11, 2012

My mum once told me that a lecturer of hers who was an Hausa man declared during lecture that IF HATED YORUBAS But didn't know why. This is to show you the level of hatred- and we are still talking of an educated man that was supposed to know better. Try and imagine what goes on in the mind of the complete illiterate.

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