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Instead to post somethin like dat wey u post,wey u siddon like fowl wey rain catch dey look camera, TUfiakwa, me no go do am. Come abeg e don tey wey i wan ask u, na so u dey real life? U dey sick?

studio43:
@Cbase, like play likeplay, devil don dey open your yansh small small,
thank heaven sey i nor invite you come my house the day wey my container LAND.

Wetin i do u na?

Chai! True Talk Broda, True Talk

Chai! Nwanna m Ndewo , Baba Otu nsi

@ Mykilling

Igbo's n Money

Jeovy:
After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 legged bug),



A little voice came out of the box:
'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f ******g shoes on!'

Cay Baby, Simply like "Jesus Wept" as the centipede had as many legs as hundred, he has to put on each one of them a shoe, so it will take sometime. hope u get it now

Now all i ask 4 the explanation, _{Draw Nigh dear}

Ngwanu Ilisha Nsi, e rie Ahu, Iti akwu di ka gi

and who even tell am say e don big now

Onye Igbo

Gabrywl like u?

SO WHO COME GET THIS

be like say u no dey see very well, I dey tell Mumu Studio, say EFCC no dey heaven, why yu go dey talk wetin i no talk

You get bible at all , read n be saved

starts singing

O boy Make u carry dey Go oo
as u dey feel ursef ooo

Leave dat one, na wetin im mama dey call am, and e dey happy

Spen wetin be ur own na?, Comot here Jo, No be ur mates dey marry 86 wives, u dey here dey fool around, dey watch who talk sometin to who

Chai! Na me una dey talk bout like this , y una go call me criminal, I don come una house B4

babyf d baby, how u dey na

This one wey una take fight dey greet una sef, una sure say no be style, u know touch me, I touch you stuff, may una no worry i don dey comot 4 una 2 may una do wetin una 2 dey always do wen everybody don go sleep

Na 2 dey go sleep na, as Ibk don come

Clem again? Wetin una use weda E get T*T* or D*C* do, just call am anything wey do u, u fit call Rabbit, Lizard, Gecko, Agama , anything so long as we go understand say na Clem

Iti! EFCC no dey 4 Heaven

Chai! U don turn in2 a Pastor, wonders shall neva end

dey der na , My room TITE

Chai! Na Champagne i give d guy , i think say na d schnaap, but as u don give am Coke, no Yawaa

Chai! , My Heavenly Key dey wit me sef

Na Champagne, my Guy
**Runs in again n gets  a Bottle of Champagne n gives it to Skfa1** Oya take dat one dey manage may d big boys jolly,  

Tell dat 2 Studio, You can ask Clem, Tyty, Jeovy, which guys get this thread for afternoon n morning, come sef be like say na wer u dey sef, oya tell us the truth

**brings out 3 Tumblers** Oya Spen Open d wine

[b]Spen [/b]shut up, may old boys talk, what are u still doing up by this time of the nite sef, can't u see oda boys ur age sleeping

**Runs In N gets a bottle of Champagne** my guy, may we Jolly

1962! wetin happen?