₦airaland Forum

Samantha124:
I only have one account and I'm planning on keeping it that way.

I'll be leaving nairaland soon anyway.

Not before I invite you over.

Samantha124:
Please, I'm begging you, you guys should stop trying to compare me with other nairaland ladies.

Because I don't care what they do or say, it's their life and their choice.

JennyClay and Siofra Kukunase Marketing Company 🤔

STEWpid:
Chai..


Out of Service.

Baba go go buy Senate form to contest in the next election.

Wanted to masturbate so i was looking for a fresh real picture on nairaland, saw (f) on your moniker and decided to just check if you had a profile picture and you did.












I am sorry to say i was very disappointed because you are so god damn ugly

Chief of Air Staff - Flying out (Helicopter)😎

Chief of Naval Staff - Sailing out (Ship)😎

Chief of Army Staff - Marching out (?? ?? ??) 🤭


Wetin army go use march out?

gidgiddy:
If you are one of those asking Tinubu to release Nnamdi Kanu, stop it, the courts have already discharged Kanu of all charges

What you should be doing is telling Tinubu to obey court judgment

As of this moment, the position of the law is very clear. Not only have all charges against Kanu been squashed, all courts are banned from putting him on trial.

Tell Tinubu to obey court order! Stop begging him to release a man already released by court!

Judgment is below

IP🐽B

Hisbah:
He won't touch me until he gets a job and be useful.

Should that be his motivation or what?🤔

Vinnie2000:
Baby, enter the Bush and chop 'Cassava' nah.

Sometimes these places are better than a comfortable bed in a 5 star hotel 😎

Samantha124:
Personally I don't believe in a woman just sitting at home doing nothing and relying only on a man for financial support because things have changed now.

I'm very much capable of looking after myself and I also feed myself because I've got a job.

I was just joking when I said all those things on romance section, but they didn't take it lightly and I got banned..😂😂😂

Siofra and JennyClay will never like you.

My advice to you is... minimize the way you spit out the truth or you will gather a battalion of misandrist and entitled gold diggers on a poverty alliance scheme doing overtime as your dedicated haters.

~My 2 cents~😎

I can swear that I have fvcked this girl at least twice in lagos.🤔

She wasn't too expensive though. (Fair price)😎

Shalommy:
Light was God first creation.

Followed by Lizard

Is she not yet matured enough to start taking maximum advantage of the clitocurrency mining?

I don't mind parting her legs

Nairaland is going to its grave.


Seun now even has to add ads from google to survive.

Nairaland now only has junk content especially from the ashawos on the platform form.

Shout out to Ashdies

Candidlady
Ishilove
IyaebeTheGreat aka Zzor
Shalommy
Goodlady
Siofra
JennyClay
Jeon aka Fati2001
Mariangeles
PwettyLinda



Shout out also to the remaining I have not mentioned.
May you never lack the hoe to make bountiful harvest

Long live agriculture... long live kpekus the cash crop

Samantha124:
😂😂😂

Samantha... have you heard of two Nigerian girls named JennyClay and Siofra ?

Shalommy:
No wonder you're Hot like this. Make use of your hands. Chaii...

Even if I am hor.ny, the hole in between your legs can be managed provided you wash it with disinfectant and air it for at least 24hours

MrBrownJay1:
thats the end of the r/ship, no questions asked, no wahala!

You remove "serious" from the relationship and keep her as your cum bucket.


~Wisdom~

Shalommy:
Chaii.. That samantha have spoil and corrupt. Amos goaty, where is your fu..ckman(fman)? Is he dead?

Fman was arrested for raping a 15 year old girl in makurdi.

Didn't you hear the news?

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By the way. Hope say that your breast never first you settle down!

meobizy:
“Beneath your beautiful.” It was obviously female members stinking up the place.

Stinky kpekus😎

Shalommy, Siofra, JennyClay, Candidlady, IyaebeTheGreat, pocohantas, mariangeles and some few others get all these properties. But number 2 is only for the men with cash.

Choose to manage any at your own peril.😎

TemplarLandry:
Stay healthy.

Playing “Coke Diet” by Pusha T feat. Kanye West. Great jam!

Rather play 'Diet' by Digga D

Ihateheadslamer:
The handsome son of the scammer known as Buhari

JennyClay will happily rape this one.

Lutherblaq:
e-don cast last-last na every monkey go chop breakfast

Gbana oooooooooooooh!

Samantha124:
Let's say she talks about it with matured minds, will those matured minds tell her about things like doggy, missionary, 69, or cow girl?

I mean those are the things that her agemates will be talking about.. We've been teenagers before and we know

Shalommy come here and tell us about Lizard style

Vinnie2000:
Are you from Jos or Kaduna? 🤔

Only North central Nigerians calls sex that.

Only heard it from a friend from Zaria once.😕

If you say it in Lagos, SE or SS, nobody will understand what you mean. 🤨

Analysts of the year award goes to you.



I need to give you some Jennifer and Deborah to lamishwang to your fill

Na the names wey them the bear for both of those places pass be that

Dubetex96:
sometimes i wonder were they manufacture those names from.
I think Nigerians are skillfull in rechristening names

Truely


Just how I like calling sex 'lamishwang' or lamush

Dubetex96:
KPEKUS is one of the razz name given to vagina that I hate

You prefer to call it kukunase I guess

Candidlady:
To me

B


D

For the first time in a very long while, you used something else apart from your clitoris to reason.

I am so so proud of you