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MacCoka sweet

[quote author=phyktor][/quote]oga i don see how you did while writing exams in school. When you no know wetn to write you just copy question back give lecturer

Sotenna: Oga...nawah oh.

Answer to number 1 is Steve Jobs.

Answer to number 2 is only known by my oga @ the very top.

oh you really tried but you got it wrong

Na wah for you people in this house self. Una no see person and you no fit ask after person.
Anyway i've been searching around for something beneficial for you all.
Pls answer the following test questions and qualify for Masters scholarship in UK
Q1. Who took a little bite out of the popular Apple logo.
Q2. Whose hands are the two hands shaking on Nokia phones.
Answer these two questions correctly and you qualify for Masters scholarship in the Uk.

MacCoka: ah ahn y i go 4get u?

where you come de all the while

MacCoka: surest grandP,gud morni,emi ti ju egba lor na.
1daful peeps in d ause:gritins unto thee.

macCoka i sight you o. You don even forget me here abi

Alenkakent: Guy... ♠ respect u more than this rubbish you're talking... So you're saying about 150 students admitted into biochem in my set are dullards for not making 1st class ?... Just shut the fk up man...

boss pls no vex. Don't let us suddenly turn hostile to each other.
Banttie please take it that he's just too upset hence no comment. Thanks

Sotenna: Akpos in a new Secondary School

TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week.

Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.

On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.

QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of each bird write down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.

AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!

TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from.

Sotenna want kill me with lafta. Chai i don laff stomach self de pain me.
Goodnit peeps

bante na catapult i go take design your head with buns

banttieman: You so have a dirty mind sha. Ahan

ayaf talk my own

banttieman: Jenny! Should I take Yemi's place temporarily pending his arrival?

o ma npa eyan o[that thing de kill person o] i kuku talk my own now

PapiDShipCapt: HI HUYS LEMMI ENGAGE U GUYS WITH A JOKE, WHO DO U TINK IS THE FOOL.I.SH ONE***

Ochuko and Akpos started a fight outside an examination hall...
Their classmates gathered around and asked them, "Wetin happen na?"
Akpors: This id.i.ot copied me on exam!
Ochuko: Copied wetin? I didn't write anything! Na blank sheet I submit!
Akpors: Una don see am? Na blank sheet I submit too! The examiner go think say we copy from each other!!!

nice one bro

shawrygal: Yes o. How una dey

i'm good o.

Shawry i hail you o. Gbogbo ti awon agoo

banttieman: I pity you. Small boy. Abeg, i won swallow a few wraps of fufu. Be right back.

make i sing one of our songs for you. I be small body o withi big mind o, you be bigi body eh with a small mind o. Na winnie prepare the food

banttieman: he be like say you don dey strong again. Where is my shekere?

*yinmu* e no fit work again i don get the ero[antidote]

banttieman: My own shawry. I'm psycho tripping over those pics you uploaded oh. You look yummie.

where d pinture de na

banttieman: which includes dicing your third leg and breaking your head.

as if you can. Na only because say you b grandpa in law i go take pity you

[quote author=j-slimz]Dimples, Odebbs, OmoT, CnB, Diamond, Shawrygal, Helen, MacCoka, Shawylux, Cdoffx, Yame, Ayoolar, Funpeter, Tutu, Winnie, Obinoral, Banttie, Tari, Mikigen, D-granite, Alekent, Imanuelle, where are you all?

Yemmy dear, where are you?[/quote]mama J sup with you?

banttieman: Oya, Dimplecakes. By the powers conferred on me as the GP General Purpose of this house,

as i don know now pls come help me wash my singlet, while you think of a way to clear the gutter afterward clean the toilet and ... Just do everything after all whats general purpose for? Hahahahaha

banttieman: Winnie. Why you dey do me like this?

oun pe! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...till infinity

banttieman: How does my post exude a contribution from me to your physical weakness?

remember say i be your grandson in law o

odebbs: u don dey sick wen d beliti neva touch u fa....... if e con touch u nko na to dey prepare to...;(...

Banttie oya free d guy abeg...

na because say i no want show him my power na. As he be my grandpa in law no be say he too get power for that him bante

Hello housemates. Help me beg banttie o. I no de feel fine and he don talk say na him de behind am o.

banttieman: I don get you. Black belt never touch you and you're responding already.

Hello housemates. Help me beg banttie o. I no de feel fine and he don talk say na him de behind am o.

banttieman: I don get you. Black belt never touch you and you're responding already.

ehn en so na you do am. I go port am back to you now

Nashville: Thank you. Pix looks too fake. Range in that old house and fire looks fake too!

i know you'll never believe this but i've seen hummer2 in an old Agboile house somewhere in Abk, i tot maybe the owner probably came to do something there until i noticed that aside the hummer there's another E-class and whenever i pass around the place its either the E-class is around while the Hummer isn't or viceversa but if its a sunday both vehicle are out in front of the house. So what do you think? The owner of the two vehicles lives in d Agboile house

nbright: wow... Speechless.. The guy will be regretin ever cheating on the babe.. That babe needs anger management classes..

i would rather say thorough psychiatric treatment.
Why must it be that way, he/she cheats in a relationship she/he calls it quit. Simple and no quarrel

Morning house. Not feeling too good this today.

banttieman: Na rattlesnake go seize that tongue.

don't tell me your granddaughter is a rattlesnake. I'll report you to her grandpa

westpawz how far na, me be southpaw everyone knows what that means. Which one be westpawz

banttieman: Not on my disapproval.

*tongues*

banttieman: I hail you sweety. Hope all is running smoothly for you.

westpaws be sure these particular greetings has an undertone