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banttieman: My little baby, never waste a bullet. I just bought a lovely koboko. Genuine hausa leather. Sun beaten, natural and extra dry. One stroke is enough to mark him better than tattoo.

toti ba poju gbo nko ni won ma ma fi we oti meaning when beer don too much na so so them go de see everything as beer.

MacCoka: mtcheew,so because i don enta ause na,i don bcome swithat. Warn dah ur frend o,Sotenna or Antenna,any1 dah goes.

i'll talk to him. My brother's name is Sotenna

banttieman: Stick to jogging. Haile Gabresellasie does not run. And last time I checked, he doesn't look like John Cena

well i can't just stick to joggin. Got to work out every part of my muscle and mind you i don't even use much of dumbell but rather bench most times

MacCoka: so if ur body eventually b lyk dah guy's bdy,u'll so luv it. Huh?

never i can't even be like that. Thats too much.
You de bring out gun for my brother. Think am well o. You never see where them de shoot person whey e never enter then afterwards... But unto say you be my sweetheart..

banttieman: Liar. The treadmill will never make you look like Hulk. Jogging nko? Simply put, are you saying all work out methods must do with dumb bells and the likes? Hell no.

let me explain to you. I engage in breath taking workout out. Joggin of course i do that but it'll marvel you if i tell you even while engaging in whats normally called joggin i go beyond normal joggin speed almost running. Why? To test and build my endurance and perseverance and thats why i complete around 9km within 30minutes which is even still too long for what i want to achieve.

MacCoka: eh ehn,u don geh mouth abi,so its me u r talkin 2. Hmmm,take tym o. If i vex,hmm,if i vex

sweetheart no vex ehn, sebi we just de play now. You think i go allow that guy handle you? Nah! I go kill him if he tries it with my bare hands

banttieman: I was specific about body building. Don't turn to a goof head like Yemi na.

well there's no way you'll have a thorough workout that your body won't form, that doesn't necessarily mean you're working out to build body. Gymin is like a hobby which makes me happy when i engage in it and body building, strength, confidence and fitness come along with it

banttieman: you're too wrong. Agility with a small third leg is nonsense. I thank God for my life.

banttie me i no know anything o. Na wetn i de hear people talk i talk o in fact i no even understand wetn them mean. I just talk am

Sotenna: Bros na which liquid be that again?

no fall my hand o, you suppose don know now.

banttieman: God bless you my sister that knows good thing. Body building is a waste of time. Do you think Bill Gates can engage in this? Sha leave them.

who tell you say Mr gate no de work out, working out is not necessarily to build muscle alone but to keep fit, confident and healthy

Sotenna: Bros na which liquid be that again?

no fall my hand o, you suppose don know now.

shawrygal: Better becos for me body building is not the koko. The real koko is the baba ibeji. Lol

hahaha shawrygal you sure say you fit handle that guy if he brings out the baba ibeji. No be even the size matter as them they talk o. Na the agility

shawrygal: @cdoffx, you woke up very late, hope no problem. That picture no good at all, as all his body big like that, his third leg is too small. Lol

all is well shawry. It rained thru d night and you know say na then sleep de sweet pass.
Lolz. E be like say he don pack the thing under him make e no come embarras him

[quote author=j-slimz]Bros y you go rub ouil for bodie na? Abeg no babe trip joor. Even you Maccoka nor happy.[/quote]mama J you sure say somebody's liquid never start to de flow

Sotenna: Bia! Mackosa, wetin again you want, if the size of that one no do you, then you must be looking for a man with br*asts as in like a woman's own. Na wetin you want?
Even the six packs wey you dey look for dey their, the six packs even reach for him ribs.

leave her na wetn she want be this but make she make sure say ambulance they outside the hotel room wey them go use for honeymoon

Yes to today's drill. Each one of you'll step forward and punch this guy hard 10times on his chest afterwards he'll return one punch to you. Purpose of drill is to toughen you. MacCoka since you like something like this step forward to begin the drill.

Ekaaro o, Ndewo, sonu ku, good morning to all housemate

MacCoka: sweat? Na 4 dis cold u dey sweat,na wa o

no be now i take the picture now. Na morning things after exercise

MacCoka: wetin i talk'

i say you too see say nothing de there

[quote author=j-slimz]Bros y you go rub ouil for bodie na? Abeg no babe trip joor. Even you Maccoka nor happy.[/quote]lolz no be oil joor. Na sweat

MacCoka: so,na d chest b dah?

you too talk am.

MacCoka: y wnt i slap im,where were u wen he pourd h20 on me,ehn? Dah ma broda is spoilt gaan

ma binu sweetheart. Don't be angry my sweetheart. He's just too stubborn and i don't want to discipline a brother in law

macCoka. Well that d small thing that they shout at o

MacCoka: :-O :-@, ao dare u. *slaps him*

whats d meaning of that. Why would you slap him. I no like am o. Yemmy pele, ma ke o. Sorry don't cry o

MacCoka: hehehehehe.*rollin on d floor,LWKM OOOO, wu r d pepu tellin u dah uve gat big chest?

you want see abi??

Sotenna remember say we be brothers we suppose storm the place together now

[quote author=j-slimz]Your chest dey make person think twice. Hahahahaha[/quote]no mind me. Me no see any big deal for my chest but people de talk say i get big chest.

MacCoka: *yimu,wich chest

you want make i show you abi? I no go show you

MacCoka: rilly?

yes o. Especially don't really like a girl who can't stand up to me cos she's fearing my chest. Lolz

macCoka

Sotenna na only cutlass them allow for the programme ? Because na axe me want carry enter o because me no want show mercy for devil head o

MacCoka sweet, i'm only telling him those compliment are strictly reserved for me

Sotenna: I've been on the previous pages to catch up but I didn't catch up well, 90% of the discussion was done in Yoruba language which I don't understand. All is well sha! Even if you people were planning to put me
in the well.

By the way you're invited to this night programme...

see this my brother o. I no know why them carry you go east wey they come carry me go west. Don't worry i'll teach you we just feel like flexing tonight,
Na satan head we want cut for the programme

hopeyemmy: Come on! You can't do nada.

na because say you be my brother in law o....

[quote author=j-slimz]Lol. I'm giving up on my tomboyish attitude. But not completely sha.[/quote]don't drop it o. Me really like am. Makes me remember one ex of mine like, i love tomboys

Sotenna talk na. You want de listen tonight. *taking drugs*

hopeyemmy: Wow! My sister is hot beautiful. Lips na die.

common that too much for my sweetheart. If no be say you be her brother i know wetn i for do you o