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Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 3:26am On Feb 11, 2011
STOP STALKING ME OH
[b]koolchicco[/b]ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HealthRe: Ceased Menstruation by ceasyc(f): 5:15pm On Feb 10, 2011
^^^so? u never heard of something like that b4?
anyhoo koolchicco is that the answer to d questions?
HealthRe: Ceased Menstruation by ceasyc(f): 7:04am On Feb 10, 2011
hi, my cousin is in her early 30's
she used to see her menstrual period (bleed) 4-5 days every month (1st day of period starts every 28 days)
but since 2009 her period only last for 1 day. though she said she has not had sex in over 3 years, she is wondering what could be d problem?

would this affect her from having kids when she is ready? what can she do to rectify it?
will she still b able to ovulate and will her ovulation period change?
her ovulation period used to be 9 days from d 1st day of her period to the 14th/15th day (i.e 9th - 15th day counting from d 1st day of her period)

she knows her ovulation cos her mom taught her n also because she has a child already and a miscarriage
thx in advance
HealthRe: How Do I Calculate My Safe Period? by ceasyc(f): 6:45am On Feb 10, 2011
hi, my cousin is in her early 30's
she used to see her menstrual period (bleed) 4-5 days every month (1st day of period starts every 28 days)
but since 2009 her period only last for 1 day. though she said she has not had sexxx in over 3 years, she is wondering what could be d problem?

would this affect her from having kids when she is ready? what can she do to rectify it?
will she still b able to ovulate and will her ovulation period change?
her ovulation period used to be 9 days from d 1st day of her period to the 14th/15th day (i.e 9th - 15th day counting from d 1st day of her period)

she knows her ovulation cos her mom taught her n also because she has a child already and a miscarriage
thx in advance
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by ceasyc(f): 6:42am On Feb 10, 2011
hi, my cousin is in her early 30's
she used to see her menstrual period (bleed) 4-5 days every month (1st day of period starts every 28 days)
but since 2009 her period only last for 1 day. though she said she has not had sex in over 3 years, she is wondering what could be d problem?

would this affect her from having kids when she is ready? what can she do to rectify it?
will she still b able to ovulate and will her ovulation period change?
her ovulation period used to be 9 days from d 1st day of her period to the 15th day (i.e 9th - 15th day counting from d 1st day of her period)

she knows her ovulation cos her mom taught her n also because she has a child already and a miscarriage
thx in advance
HealthRe: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by ceasyc(f): 6:36am On Feb 10, 2011
hi, my cousin is in her early 30's
she used to see her menstrual period (bleed) 4-5 days every month (1st day of period starts every 28 days)
but since 2009 her period only last for 1 day. though she said she has not had sex in over 3 years, she is wondering what could be d problem?

would this affect her from having kids when she is ready? what can she do to rectify it?
will she still b able to ovulate and will her ovulation period change?
her ovulation period used to be 9 days from d 1st day of her period to the 15th day (i.e 9th - 15th day counting from d 1st day of her period)

she knows her ovulation cos her mom taught her n also because she has a child already and a miscarriage
thx in advance
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 5:46am On Feb 10, 2011
give it to me - d'prince ft d'banj
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by ceasyc(f): 1:23am On Feb 09, 2011
u cheat i cheat just like do me i do u man no go vex? or an eye for an eye?

r u guys still kids? u guys got any kids yet? u knew he was a he-goat cheat b4 u married him but u still went ahead
am surprised u no say u or una get any STI/STD yet

if u still wanna be with him then do not cheat on him = talk to him n address d issue, even get him a shrink grin but if u want to leave him or divorce him then here it goes:

cheat 1st b4 u leave him *PAYBACK*. if possible do it in your matrimonial home n bed and make sure he sees u during d act (wit d other man having s3x) or let him know about u cheating then serve him D divorce papers grin
CelebritiesRe: 2face To Appear On Mo’nique Show by ceasyc(f): 2:09pm On Feb 08, 2011
some peeps r so funny. is he going on d show 4 an English examination or TOEFL (test of English as a foreign language)? na wa oh

p-square n M.I went on Wendy's show during d BET awards. M.I spoke really well = no 9ja accent

but peter n Paul spoke well too but with their Nigerian accent which dey cant hide imo cos most Nigerians have that accent

i h8 d fact that 2face does not have self control when it comes to gals/women or use a "cd" but hey he is a very good Nigerian musician

terry g said during star host that after 2baba anybody can follow = he's number 1 for him. "yes oh yes oh nothing dey happen". hehe

how does the following stars/celebs sound when they speak English?
shakira, Sofia vegara, penelope Cruz, aishwarya rai bachchan, the Indians in slum dog millionaire, Pavarotti = dey have their country's accent but dey still go on shows, do sitcom/season films, act in movies, sing, etc

i would love to watch d interview if i knew d date.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ceasyc(f): 10:31pm On Feb 07, 2011
[quote author=mr.man link=topic=127964.msg7681767#msg7681767 date=1297068885]Hello Nairalandas, I checkd d vfs ikeja centre for appointment bookin but no free day in february, i want to know if i can just drive down there without booking an appointment wit them.[/quote]which embassy/visa? if it is for d uk, u do not need an appointment or online thingy and u do not need to go to d embassy/high commission

just find the nearest place (to u) where others submit their passports + docs n go there n submit urs too (they'll tell u how to pay, etc)
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ceasyc(f): 10:02pm On Feb 07, 2011
scopusng:
I have been married for 6 years now, blessed with 3 boys. We only did traditional married and I don't have a married certificate for now. What will happen if I intent to apply for a VISA to any country without married certificate to this effect? For now, we’ve not done the legal wedding, I mean to sign papers and get a married certificate. What will happen when they see that my married certificates date is recent date knowing fully well that we had a traditional married 6 years back with 3 children?
where r u? if in 9ja go and swear/do an affidavit or declaration of marriage in a court near u = accepted everywhere
TravelRe: Your First Visa And Interview At An Embassy by ceasyc(f): 11:32pm On Feb 04, 2011
@topic - my 1st visa = no interview or embassy visit for me/us back in d late 90's to 2000
diplomatic family back then

we just sit down 4 house & voila! = our kpali + visas don ready.  for about 2/3 years we travelled like crazy to diff countries.

good ol days smiley cool
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ceasyc(f): 11:06pm On Feb 04, 2011
justwise:
Yes u still need an IV or hotel booking, the process is still the same as the first time u applied.
dang. bloody hell, it didnt use to b like that b4 even during drop box & 3 years ago = gats 2 send 1/tell my peeps then
anyhoo ta
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by ceasyc(f): 10:42pm On Feb 04, 2011
hi y'all
kindly let me know what documents pple who have visited d uk once, twice or more in d past needs to present with
their passports when renewing or applying for a 2 or 5 years uk visit visa these days?

do dey still need to present a visit invitation from a uk resident?


the uk visa forms r getting too long n complicated these days & some ridiculous questions too grin shocked
the u.s one is just straight forward online - uk used to b like that b4 (not online tho)
but i prefer d uk's way of applying 4 a visa these days tho
CelebritiesRe: Marrying Timaya Would Have Killed My Mom Prematurely-empress Njamah by ceasyc(f): 5:50am On Feb 03, 2011
d 2 of dem wowo now = wowo kids if dey got married. empress has a 9ce shape sha
havent dey heard basket mouth n other comedians saying things like that on his comedy shows or nites of a thousand laffs? hm

all these so called stars make una no dey air/sun una dirty linen outside/4 public jo. SMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i dont care what she said to him or about him but as long as she did not hit him 1st, he stopped her car n beat her huh shocked = bloody barbarian! u belong to d zoo
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 12:22pm On Feb 02, 2011
appetizer - 9ice
CultureRe: Post Pictures Of Traditional Weddings. by ceasyc(f): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2011
koolchicco:
I like their(Benin) traditional attires myne. cool

thx

from other parts of 9ja
wink

Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by ceasyc(f): 10:02pm On Feb 01, 2011
shake body - drama
FamilyRe: Should A Married Woman Accept A Gift From Her Ex Boyfriend? by ceasyc(f): 9:14pm On Feb 01, 2011
@topic = HELL NO
if i am married = whether we parted well or not = which kind yeye gift b that 1 no mata how cheap or expensive? SMH

EX = dont even come to my wedding or close to me (phone/face to face, email, etc)

u r my past (ex) so pls stay there cos i'm married now (my present n future)!

& i expect my spouse to do d same
CultureRe: Pictures Of Nigeria Traditional Attire by ceasyc(f): 5:28am On Feb 01, 2011
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CultureRe: Pictures Of Nigeria Traditional Attire by ceasyc(f): 5:26am On Feb 01, 2011
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Forum GamesRe: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ceasyc(f): 3:55am On Feb 01, 2011
did you wrote juipiter as a good movie
CultureRe: Post Pictures Of Traditional Weddings. by ceasyc(f): 11:23pm On Jan 28, 2011
benin/edo

PoliticsRe: Sham Marriages: 10 More Nigerians Arrested In Uk by ceasyc(op): 11:52am On Jan 28, 2011
T9ksy:
That's what the yorubas calls "akalolo ta ni ko she baba, oni owun o le she ba ba ba ba ba ba"- a stutterer who was
asked to say "baba" but refused that he's not willing to say "ba ba ba ba ba ". has he not said "baba" thrice over now?

Yeah i guess you were damn lucky. I hope you went and did thanksgiving at your local church the sunday after the event.

In the end you still had to go to the same high commission you couldn't be bothered toattend except this time, you 've already
forked out £450 which i believe is non-refundable. Or did you get a refund? grin
hehe. grin
refund 4 where? no refund oh. d guy argued about other ppl he did d same tin 4 - didnt have d same probs wit d H.O so y me?
showed him d letter then im com do another dagbo 4 me but i no submit that one = thief n bad head angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Sham Marriages: 10 More Nigerians Arrested In Uk by ceasyc(op): 10:10am On Jan 28, 2011
Lagosboy:
You were very lucky i must say . . . .i wonder though if this was [b]years bac[/b]k , because such crimes land people in 1yr jail i guess. It means you were in possession of fradulent document.
yes i was v v lucky & yes it was years back,
thats y some pple got away wit it back then = d home office stamped their ILR/LR/VISA, etc on dem fake passports.
i wondered y or how dey detected mine but hey lucky me grin
PoliticsRe: Sham Marriages: 10 More Nigerians Arrested In Uk by ceasyc(op): 1:47pm On Jan 27, 2011
[quote author=tpia* link=topic=593771.msg7613287#msg7613287 date=1296132120]are there fake nigerian passports? huh[/quote]
YES OH. a guy did one for me for 450 pounds - i thought it was real oh cos it looked so real n some pple he did it 4 got away wit it.
just cudnt bother going to d high commission myself cos of work schedule = bad idea

i was lucky cos d home office did not persecute me, they just wrote me n said your passport was obtained fraudulently (fake)
do a new one and resubmit. i had to go to d 9ja high commission to get another back then
PoliticsSham Marriages: 10 More Nigerians Arrested In Uk by ceasyc(op): 1:39pm On Jan 27, 2011
Sham marriages: 10 more Nigerians arrested in UK •May be imprisoned, deported

Written by Christian Okeke and Adelowo Oladipo   Thursday, 27 January 2011

TEN more Nigerians have been arrested by the UK Border Agency over crimes that relate to sham marriages and immigration fraud in continuation of the coordinated crackdown by the agency against foreigners.

Those found guilty face imprisonment and deportation.

A statement sent to the Nigerian Tribune via electronic mail by the agency, on Wednesday, hinted that British courts had since December 2010 handed out jail sentences totalling over 12 years to Nigerians arrested in the operations.

A breakdown of the figure showed that on December 6, 2010, Tunde Ayanniyi, 50, and Bukola Arinkanmile, 28, were sentenced to 20 months and three years respectively for conspiring to break immigration laws. Victoria Adesola, 34, was jailed for two years for her involvement in a sham marriage.

Also, two fake grooms, Olarotimi Ojugbele, 41, and Idowu Komolafe, 34, were jailed for 21 months each for their roles in sham marriages. In Belfast, Patrick Ozegebe, 34, was jailed for six months for trying to open a bank account with a false Nigerian passport.

The European accomplices of those involved in sham marriages, according to the statement, were also jailed as Czech ‘brides’ Nadesa Mirgova, 26, Anna Gabcova, 32, Pavel Mirga, 23, Kveta Pokosova, 45 and Czech ‘groom’, Roman Horvath, 35, all received jail sentences ranging from 16 months to three years.

The Regional Director for the UK Border Agency in Africa, Simon Peachey, in the statement noted that while the UK welcomed genuine visitors from Nigeria, it would, however, come down hard on those who breach visa conditions.

He said that the UK took abuse of the system very seriously and noted that a marriage certificate alone did not give foreign nationals the right to live and work in the UK.

He said, “their relationship has to be genuine, otherwise they face prosecution or removal from the UK. Those attempting to break the UK’s immigration rules by obtaining a British passport fraudulently face a prison sentence, deportation and potentially being barred from re-entering the UK.”

UK Immigration Minister, Damian Green said, “tackling immigration abuse is at the heart of the government’s agenda. Those who facilitate sham marriages are breaking the law and will be held accountable for their actions.

“We have made enforcement action against sham marriages a top priority. Where there is evidence to suggest a wedding may not be genuine we will investigate and bring those involved to justice.”

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/16742-sham-marriages-10-more-nigerians-arrested-in-uk-may-be-imprisoned-deported


ppl still do arrangee/sham marriages in d uk after all d arrests n imprisonment & deportations?

but d thin don cast tey tey now. na wa oh. dumb arses. LMFAO!

no b their 4th (FAULT) or 5th NA "I MUST GET PAPERS OR STAY 4 UK"
SEE NAMES OHHH. DAMN!
PoliticsRe: Tobechi Onwuhara: The King Of Home Equity Fraud by ceasyc(f): 11:30am On Jan 27, 2011
"Onwuhara grew suspicious that law enforcement might be on to him. FBI agents had placed both a pen register and a trap-and-trace device on his phone, which let them record all outgoing and incoming numbers. Onwuhara somehow found out. When he called Cingular/AT&T (T, Fortune 500), his cellphone carrier, the company "accidentally" revealed the name and number of the FBI technician tracking him, according to an FBI affidavit in support of a criminal complaint. But people who know Onwuhara don't think it was an accident.

"He has a way of getting people to tell him everything," Gipson says."


NA WA OH! d highlighted = SMART OR BS huh
Forum GamesRe: Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by ceasyc(f): 10:33am On Jan 27, 2011
so 4king rude angry
RomanceRe: How Important Are Looks To You? by ceasyc(f): 10:24am On Jan 27, 2011
190 on tpia = u r hilarious

@topic - looks? sure - very important oh. good personality = v. important too

I'd like to introduce my man to friends, family, etc not explain = explaining y am wit him n all that shyt

i dont want to have ugly babies eithergrin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tobechi Onwuhara: The King Of Home Equity Fraud by ceasyc(f): 10:04am On Jan 27, 2011
"All the money, all the information, ran through him. He never stored sensitive data on his computer, keeping it instead on a flash drive he could easily destroy. But no matter the precautions he took to cover his tracks, something was bound to go awry. Sometimes you just hit the wrong man.

That morning, Short couldn't log into his account. His password had been changed, and the credit union was closed. Short called in on Monday. When he accessed his account, he saw that $280,000 was missing, most of it from his high-limit HELOC account.

Short called the Alexandria police department, the Secret Service, and the[b] FBI[/b]. Within days an investigation was underway. He was, in other words, [size=14pt]the wrong man to hit[/size]."

In the seconds before the FBI arrived with handcuffs to make the arrest, [size=14pt]Matthews whipped out her cellphone and fired off a text: "Leave now. They got us[/size]."

Somewhere inside the Hard Rock, maybe at one of his beloved craps tables, one of the greatest cyberscammers in history looked up from his phone, calmly headed for a back door, and hailed a cab. Then he melted into the night. He hasn't been seen since."



i no pple who do dem kinda stuff but wow this guy was something else but everyday 4 d thief and one day 4 d owner - wrong man to hit indeed!

i think d fbi exaggerated d amount tho. d popo did d same to my friend in uk (different kind of scam tho), he got 3 yrs, did half of d time, he's out now.

dem bastards makes loads of money from scamming n all kinds of shyt but dey refuse to stop n leave that country (if abroad) n com home, instead dey r soooooooooooo 4king greedy that dey continue as if their life depends on it like some drug or insulin. hissssssssssssss

i cant wait 4 d movie to com out jo = classic cos dis 1 even thrill me pass Anini sef cos no killings grin

d matthews gal don already save dat text msg 4 her fone in case of incasity. all she did was press send. hehe. i no pple wey dey do am too.

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