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Patrioticbreed9:

I had intentions of marrying her!.
I had intentions of growing old with her.
We love ourselves, but i wasnt too social for her liking.
We dated from our second semeste year one till finals!

I cant stop shading tears.
Uwa why na!

She called me this money with a sobbing voice "n........i i have hiv am so sorry i left u...e is a bastard"

Am down!

Had she stay with me.

Apply my rule 6 and thank me later.

1. I accept apologies in cash
2. I always learn from the mistake of people who took my advise
3. Love at first sight to *me* is the most common eye disease
4. Disappointed but not surprised has been my biggest mood this year
5. Kinda rude no one's obsessed with me
6. Forgiving people in silence and never speak to them again, my kinda self care
7. Maintaining innocent face while imagining dirty things
NOTE: God is sensitive about me.

like aliens.

Ogun State again?

Okay

Me at 1:24pm imagining the funeral of a person who is still alive.

Why that man hand come be like the yam

How is ESN Nigeria problem? they will not go after the almajiri kidnapping here n there asking for ransom.
Ndi ara

light kpoli for Buharia may be that will brave him not to negotiate with terrorist anymore.

SanctifiedSista:
u must have the Holy Spirit unless devil' agents here will advice u wrongly

what kinda statement is this. All this church people, ahahahahah

If you laugh me Chelsea will lost to Leicester

Let me post my own my knicker is better than Richmond500

I look like potato I'm afraid, NLs will hit me hard.

Our childhood pictures might be ugly but those smile were not fake.

Ologundudu2020:
Good morning,
I’m really confused right now and angry but holding up.
I and this lady meet not more than 3 month, the first time she visited, she was acting weird like not totally free. She refuses to pick out meat for her dinner.
Fast forward to yesterday, I already told her if she’s ain’t free with me she shouldn’t come. So we’ve got that settled.

I told her to cook, she did, we ate, and was relaxing to watch the premier league match, when my friend text me we going out. I told the lady we had to go together, there is practically no one in my compound that day, everyone has went out, can you imagine this lady rejected to follow me, she said want to sleep at home. I was mad but had to absconds from the madness. I went and retuned earlier, I wasn’t feeling comfortable. Do you know this lady on the generator behind me when they took off the light?? I don’t know why I’m angry tho but I felt it’s so wrong to do so why I went out. And crown it all, I went to the pot to find myself something to eat, Lord I’m about to cry like this............it’s all gone, all the turkey she cooked is gone. I only ate two out it in the morning. Just because I told her to be free with me. I had not touched her till now, even in the first visit, cos I’m
Trying to be well mannered, but I’m angry tho *she’s very beautiful but her altitude needs amendments. No sense of courtesy anymore, I had to hide the remote control in the night when I got tired of reducing the decoder volume every 15mins. Her phone was disturbing everyone in the night, shouting on late night calls. Picking which side of the bed to sleep.
All because I told her to be free around me, just one free night, she ruined everything. What an altitude


Guys have you had similar experience or I’m not just lucky with this particular one.


Like this me have decided we won’t be seeing again ooooo, only waiting to break the news to her when she’s gone. And one more thing, she’s not dirty but lack sense.
All these nowadays Yoruba girls self. O ti su mi
Abi e dey happen for your side too

you give her scholarship now you're complaining.

Typographic error.

ugolinze123:
1.They always want you to do the greeting first.
2.They value greetings like it's a privilege they are giving to you.
3. That's how you spot an Illitrate.
4. The question is are you an Illitrate?

from your list you are there illtratre.

tayeloveme4rel:
As for me it looks perfect and non disturbing for one's life span,i have stay out of dating nigerian girls by god willing i want to date an southafrican when next am dating.i come to understand that sometimes when dating a woman your mind is not atrest always wanting to make her happy while stressing yourself for someones daughter.so dear nairalanders what are your own points?

weekends will tell you how lonley you are.

DrObum:
Every human would eventually end in the cemetery, so what's with the threat?

Thumb up bro, her *reaction* is all need.

hakeem4:
is this a relationship or a cult?

let me as my therapist

AngelicDamsel:
Op is under the influence of something.

Another crackhead

Jeon:
AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU PLAY WITH HER FEELINGS.




YOUR BONES SHALL BE LOST UNDER THE SOIL.

RUBBISH

man, girls could flirt with you and be 0% interested to avoid cry without sound.

merieam16:
maybe a yahoo guy lolz

cos I came up with diff idea? You are not loyal

Carchoice:
Are you a ritualist?

my therapist say No

Sooner or later I will tell my partner, let's walk to the cemetery to show you where you gonna end up if you play with my feelings.

Let me reserve my comment cos I didn't read it, any issue with lawyer/landlord is a No for me.

What do you expect from haba**st.

Bible say redeem your day cos every days are evil. What did I know.

FalseProphet1:
The dark forces have finally drawn this one's destiny, I see her being beaten to death by the most jealous of the two. This I have seen

literally you didn't see well today

It's she a ghost?

Uh, what kinda news is this, some one can not vibe in peace, jobless nja will appreciate you.

Kondomatic:
Did you act wisely or foolishly before the question

it's an argument then I hit 'em with the right words
She: how old are you
Me: no response
She:you don't act your age
Me: 'cos I I've never been this old before
She:you rude
Me: I bost my move.