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RomanceRe: Last Long In Bed: Are You A Man? This Is How To Do It Like A Pro — Guaranteed! by ceede2: 6:53pm On May 27, 2021
iLegendd:
If people can tell a perfect being like Jesus He has dum.b followers and Mohammed He has dum.b followers, who am I? An imperfect being like me.

Chill — 6 feets awaits everyone; whether dum.b or smart. The only thing that'll be left is the impact you made in your chosen field. Focus more on it.

From your comment, you're already "insinuating" you're smart. Truly, you are.
...gee I like your maturity. We need to talk
PoliticsRe: Lagos Announces Eko Bridge Closure For 10 Weeks by ceede2: 6:34pm On May 27, 2021
zudozz:
Our discussion has just ended. Thank u for reminding me not to stoop very low.
you finally came back to your senses. Empty vessel make a loudest noise. Some people take NL way too serious me I'm here to have fun.
NOTE: never use insultive words on anybody. Shalom.
ProgrammingRe: Thinking Of Dropping Out Of College To Focus On Programming by ceede2: 6:26pm On May 27, 2021
Discord:
Hi Nairalanders, kindly need your advice, please.

I am currently in my second year studying a five years course in a federal university, I have no interest in what
I am studying, I got good grades tho. Just doing it because that is what my parents want me to do. I have no passion for it,
oftentimes I feel I am just wasting my time in school.

I love programming and would love to drop out of uni to focus on it and give my all to it. Seeing a lot of graduates
living from hand to mouth, struggling to earn a living is truly not encouraging.
....if you are struggling with your spirit against anything you do bro is a wasting of time. Sit your parents down invite someone who they can listing to, table the matter, anyway check my rule 2.
RomanceRe: Last Long In Bed: Are You A Man? This Is How To Do It Like A Pro — Guaranteed! by ceede2: 6:03pm On May 27, 2021
iLegendd:
1. Money making while having fun as haters cry and abuse
2. Teaching and motivating folks while caring less about what people think

Any other thing, you're wrong — it's just your opinion. #Smile.
...bro you have brain it works for you, you have some dumbo followers but not for people like me you need extra energy. Things change everyday, you can comes up with another idea, you wise no doubt.
RomanceRe: Last Long In Bed: Are You A Man? This Is How To Do It Like A Pro — Guaranteed! by ceede2: 5:51pm On May 27, 2021
...any topic I see iLegendd as owner, two things come to my mind.
RomanceRe: ..o by ceede2: 5:36pm On May 27, 2021
Say my name, say my name! have u listen to that song? Say it when the ovation is loud. Check my rule 2. Cos am not a wicked person.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Announces Eko Bridge Closure For 10 Weeks by ceede2: 5:00pm On May 27, 2021
zudozz:
Hope u can buy my house becos am not leaving it for bastards like u..I know u r just some parasite living in 1 store in agege with ur family of 17 n u survive by collecting money at d keke n okada at d bus stop.
You don't sound like someone who has a land let alone building. Check my rule 5" I refuse to sue a wrong words on you.
CrimeRe: How South West Is Becoming A Hotbed Of Ritual Killings In Nigeria - TheCable by ceede2: 4:50pm On May 27, 2021
Most of the silly comments here came from the useless people that left their regions to SW to survive. Yet they will never mind their business. Ndi ara's
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Major-General Yahaya Farouk As New Chief Of Army Staff (Photo) by ceede2: 4:22pm On May 27, 2021
Julianaa:
Our Brothers from the East will not sleep well today cheesy

They will be like:A Northerner again?

Modified:
Incase you don't know, Buhari only appoint people he can trust and control, in those sensitive positions
So stop quoting me with trash
What is this one staying? if Buharia have his way all the governor down to commissioner's will be Northerns
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: Buhari Celebrates With Visiting Children At State House by ceede2: 1:29pm On May 27, 2021
123456789O:
Beautiful kids.
What a Monika people will turn NL to Baba Ijebu very soon.
Christianity EtcRe: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by ceede2: 11:59am On May 27, 2021
pocohantas:
What is your Rule 7? cheesy
check my topic. Na there I hide my rules.
RomanceRe: She Is Choking Me With Love, Advice Needed by ceede2: 11:42am On May 27, 2021
Sooner or later you will learn from your mistake. Check my rule 4.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Announces Eko Bridge Closure For 10 Weeks by ceede2: 11:07am On May 27, 2021
zudozz:
All they do is to make people suffer! Now u spend 6 hours in traffic for journey that is not suppose to take more than 45 minutes. Everyday Lagos govt. dey close bridge.
check out the next state or relocate. Simple
RomanceRe: Gonorrhoea: My Reward For Cheating by ceede2: 9:28am On May 27, 2021
Paulezuzu:
Talking from experience? huh huh grin
90% of men have contacted it.
RomanceRe: Gonorrhoea: My Reward For Cheating by ceede2: 9:12am On May 27, 2021
22o62021:
My girlfriend has been faithful but I just decided to taste another babe.

Now I have contracted gonorrhoea, i feel pains while urinating and a discharge from my penis.

I couldn’t risk having sex with my girlfriend as I noticed it but she forced me to have sex with her last night.

Now I’m spending a lot of money to treat the both of us.

I feel bad.
I smell lie here, to urinate will become and issue let alone having sex.
RomanceRe: Does She Look Like Beyoncé/Classy? by ceede2: 6:47am On May 27, 2021
Belo'nce
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin Curses Toyin Abraham, Her Son & Husband. Toyin Reacts (Video) by ceede2: 5:41pm On May 26, 2021
My rule 4.
RomanceRe: 40+ Best Sweet Short Love Sms For Her by ceede2: 5:39pm On May 26, 2021
Joblessness.
RomanceRe: When You're Girl Friend Stop Calling You On Phone by ceede2: 5:34pm On May 26, 2021
Apply my rule 6 .
RomanceRe: Another WhatsApp Call Is Crumbling My Relationship by ceede2: 10:15pm On May 25, 2021
class001:
Please Help My Relationship Is Crumbling

I am here to ask if anyone has been experiencing same issue with me regarding whatsapp calls because it's about crashing my relationship.

My girlfriend and I usually call on whatsapp every night because we reside in different cities and we usually talk for long. She complains that sometimes when she tries to call my line mostly at night, it will tell her that I'm on another call even when I'm not on any call. She even screenshot it to me several times and the fact is anytime this happens I might not even be with the phone.

Last time this happened, I tried calling her back on whatsapp and it said I can't make the call because I was already on another call of which I wasn't on any call.

She has started suspecting that I am cheating on her and threatening to leave.

I want to ask if anyone has also witness same situation and what could be responsible for this?

Please I need positive response and how to resolve this.

Thank you.
Apply my rule 1. She will be happy.
FamilyRe: Cutting The Connection Between My Wife And Her Male Besty by ceede2: 10:10pm On May 25, 2021
Nacoss25:
Good morning everyone. I am a young man newly married to a 22 yr old lady. our marriage is just 2 months old.

Before I met my wife in 2019, she has this male best friend who they have been best friends even before I met her though my wife is a social and jovial person always cheerful, she easily makes friends wherever she finds herself that's her nature and kind of personality.

Right now her friendship with that her male friend is what am becoming uncomfortable with right now because of the so much attention she is lavishing on him. I have complained to her that I am not comfortable with her closeness with the guy but she is seeing it that am trying to cut her off from her friends.

One interesting part of the whole thing is, since we got married the guy has been trying to distance himself from her a bit knowing too well that she is now married but my wife is even the one doing all she could to keep the friendship going the way it has been going. 2 days ago I and my wife were together she called the guy complaining bitterly how he has been distancing himself from her.

My people what do you think I should do to cut down that connection or will the friendship grow week by the day on it's own? My wife is refusing to understand that in marriage there are things u will have to let go.
check my rule 2 if you still need advice quote me
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Sets Two Suspected Bandits Ablaze In Niger State (graphic) by ceede2: 9:52pm On May 25, 2021
No Mercy for the wicked.
CrimeRe: Nafisa Yusuf Laila: Missing Bride In Kaduna (Photo) by ceede2: 9:30pm On May 25, 2021
Check my rule 4.
Christianity EtcRe: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by ceede2: 8:25pm On May 25, 2021
That pastor wants to apply my rule 7. Pocohantas you burst the job.
FamilyRe: Woman With 7 Husbands Reveals How She Satisfies All Their Needs (Video) by ceede2: 8:17pm On May 25, 2021
She broke my rule 4.
RomanceRe: Early Morning And Midnight Sex Is The Sweetest. by ceede2: 8:14pm On May 25, 2021
Check my rule 4.
RomanceRe: My Patiance with Her Has Turned To Waste Of Time by ceede2: 8:08pm On May 25, 2021
Kings999:
My patience with a girl has turned to waste of time,
I was pitying a girl because of the things she is passing throug, how she is taking care of her sick mom in the hospital..
She has only visited me two times, the first time i invited her, she said she do not have much time to spend with me she left and the second time she visited me unexpectedly and she said she was coming back from there shop, and nothing happened...
She told me oneday she will be staying in the hospital with her mom to take care of her. her mom has been sick for a long time before i even met her...
Lol more than three months i have not seen this girl we have been talking on the phone and be decieving ourselves with "i love you", "i miss you", i was even tired of saying "i miss you" all the time on the phone...
This days i'm surprised she comes online and post pictures of guys on her status. Sometimes she post a single pictures of her in a shoperite, i believe she has been visiting other guys, and be decieving me she is alway in the hospital with her mom. i just kept calm, but she keeps doing it and be posting pictures of guys on her status, oneday i told her something serious and she mistakenly sent me a message she wanted to send to a guy, i know the message was not for me because it was off point of what i was telling her, i asked her she said it was a mistake that the message is not for me.. i got angry and told her if she is tired of me let her go, lol she said she is gone that she do not want problem..
I told her to delete my number from her phone and if she sees me anywhere she should not bother talking to me... well i have not spend any kobo on her and she have not asked me for money, but even if she ask me for money i will not give her..

My advice to guys is to know the difference between patiance and waste of time, you see that girl you are petting and you are claiming to love another guy is pounding her like yam.. Never in your life pity a girl, that same pity you have for her is what she will use to hurt you...

Thank you.....
Apply my rule 7 and thank me later
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Tradition Is This? by ceede2: 7:54pm On May 25, 2021
.....From North Red flag[b][/b]
RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by ceede2: 7:38pm On May 25, 2021
Mranybody:
Please anybody with any idea
check my rule 2 if you still need advice lemme kw.
PoliticsRe: Ebubeagu Security Network Members Arrest Over 37 Bandits In Ebonyi (Photos) by ceede2: 6:36am On May 25, 2021
Kill 'em all.

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