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Nigeria!!! within 2hours two confused headline.

I'm in my ghosting phases today you will definitely hear from me tomorrow.

SimplyFacts:
The sleep paralysis I had few days ago was scary. I could feel/see something playing with my manhood, as if she (couldn't be sure of gender) wanted to use her mouth on me. With so much anger, I wanted to rebuke it but I was so powerless - couldn't talk or raise hands. I later woke up with fast heartbeats & said some prayers. It was in the daytime.

Could that be a spirit wife? I think I need to go for deliverance.

pray and take your mind off it. The moment you enter into Nja pastor hand they will sell bottle water for 1k you go buy goya oil follow your eye go clear.

mastertek:
UGM, the God sent forces from heaven to liberate his innocent children from from the hand of wicked & evil Nigerian government & their security agent.

When will UGM come to Southwest, we really need them in Southwest, especially in Ibadan where custom & police are killing our innocent soul everyday.

We need UGM in Lagos that will take good care of politicians, political thug, police, lastma, NURTW worker & street thug that's are making life unbearable for innocent people

Says who?

Goodlyhrt:
The rubbish I am witnessing in my neighborhood makes me want to you[b]pluck my eyes out of its socket like[b]wtf.

A girl in my compound not more than 18yrs of age gave birth to a baby while still staying with her parents. Do you know that big owambe is going on in my compound right now for the said girl.

Like.. I want to understand something. What are they actually celebrating? For fucck sake a whole lot party for a girl that put to bed out of wedlock and immorality!

Of gawd I can't witness this. I can't be a party to this. Like what is the message being passed? What a pity!

I'm more concerned about your eyes pls remove it, that party will stop automatically.

....the first lady drink too much hypo, the 2nd lady still have little fear of God. Please let today be the first and the last you will bring Aliens to this forum

drstan:
will be waiting

If you haven't done anything related to that (industry) that's the street name, you can get into problem that will lead to beating and still be paying for what you don't drink, but if you are smart enough withing 2 month you too will be vibing like 'em. Forget about help from clubbers, if somebody promise you anything with highness bro forget it. That's where I start from today I'm off the street. Smartness is the key. Shalom

drstan:
Hello beautiful people of nairaland!
I lost my job last year due to the outbreak and no job was forth coming.

A friend linked me up with a job in a club and with what he said, that I can get a connect there that I should just be smart.

Please I need input for those that have worked in a club and how I can do well in it.

Also, if my personality can blend with it. I'm not the party type and I'm also the church type.

Going by my personality I won't go for the job but with the state of things I just need to do it.

Please how can I be at my best in my new job? Thanks

I will tell give you the clue after this match

Felililicia:
We started talking two days back. He collected my number from his friend.

...are you sure the guy man is alright? Tell him to check my rule 3.

No wander Kenya's are always black, they eat more bacteria. Moral of the lesson avoid cheap things.

thebosstrevor1:
How did they open the border?

Do these people think border belongs to yoruba people.

The border is a federal government property not yoruba AGITATORS properties.

The federal government needs to arrest these insane people for economic sabotage and make them a scape goat,

We are lawless in this country because people don't understand the consequences of their actions.

Let me add that these AGITATORS are mumu, if you open border, the other country bordering you cant still enter the country with goods, these yoruba agitators just open the borders for smugglers, car snatchers and gun runners

This one is on the loose, what a comment!! So you happy as everything cost in SW/SE? and very cheap in North, all of us can not depend on Almajiri's to feed the Nation, be guided

Apply me rule 6. How old r you? Relationship is not for kids.

klef05:
Guys pls I need your advice,

I was called last week Tuesday by an outsourcing company I did their test and interview in February.

They called me that their client(a bank)will conduct the final interview on or before Friday of last week for the role of universal teller...that it will be online that I should download Microsoft teams(it's like zoom and the rest of all this online video apps).

Now the issue is that it's almost two weeks the bank has not gotten back to me,and I called the agency back and I asked whether it was only me that has been calling to complain and they said yes.

Now the issue I'm having is why will they call me,tell me to prepare for the final stage of the interview,even asked me if a certain branch of the bank is not far from where I live and I've not been called for the final stage of the interview,and how am I sure they did not call others cause I'm the only one calling to complain according to about two different staff of the recruitment agency...

pls nairalanders I need your help,help me decypher it cause I'm really confused

Why you sounding as if your life depend on the job! If they didn't call you will you die? bro pray for grace, the company will run after you stop calling 'em.

When it's 5pm, I will be coming with my Mat cos too much drama is awaiting C/M. There must be a winner. To the gamblers take Mancity to win half time. But check my rule 2.

Jeon:
Wish good in anything they do. Even though they do bad or good.
Wish them good

same thing can happen to Me too. I said your mind pure Michealpop50 tackle me

michaelpop50:
What makes you think she has a pure mind? Is it because she pretended to wish her exes well? It's very easy to manipulate you.

His prayer is loud but you didn't say yours

Jeon:
May everyone prosper.

you have a pure mind, watch how people will be using bad terms here.

Jeon:
[s][/s]

Yet you called this prayer

Na swear?

....any day she decide to go wild, may she accidentally say my name when she's talking to another man.

maxwelltony:
Hi guys
Please i really need your sincere advice concerning my relationship, we have been dating for the past two years, but honestly speaking i am not enjoying the relationship, i dont know what is wrong with my man, at times, he would travel for three month without giving me any notice, and throughout that time, his number will be switch off, for the past two years that we have started dating, he has done that for over 5times, and i am getting confuse if i am not in the wrong hand, he wouldnt give me any good excuse and i am getting fed up with him, i dont want to break up with him all because we have gone a long way, but with his attitude, i dont think i can cope again, time is going...
please i want the whole house to advice me because i dont know how to cope again, he has gone again and dont knw when he will be coming back.

Apply my rule 6. The man is married don't be silly.

zudozz:
U re a fvcking wet cunt!

I declare you wanted already. Mr landlord.

More of good news please.

Zoly:
I'm even more private than you, to the extent that I once rejected Seun's dm on Nairaland... He said e wan give me mod post, but I'm a private person, so I rejected am

....good to hear that.

Authentic2008:
Good evening family. I am a young of 28yrs old and a final year student of one of the prestigious university in Nigeria.


A few month back, I met this lady who happens to be a student of this same university. At first we started as friends and during this friendship, I discovered that she has a boyfriend but the relationship wasn't that ok. During our friendship, she told me that, it was this guy that breaks the padlock (u know what I mean). At the long run the guy broke up with her due to mistrust,insecurity and mistreatment. During this period of our friendship, I developed feelings for her cus of her trained personality and religious upbringing. As a very sharp guy, i took my opportunity and talk to her, she agreed and we started dating officially. The relationship was very smooth and we mingled also( Hope u understand).


Suddenly, this same ex of hers calls her and begins to apologise. She agree to his pleas without considering my feelings..To cut it short, they started dating back.


Few days later, she came back and started apologising to me saying that she loves me, she feels free whenever she is with me and that I always makes her to concentrate more on the things of God and mostly the qualities she wants in a man that she finds it in me...


But anytime this guy talk to her and beg her, she will agree and go back to him...

Funny enough I've come to love her deeply. Am really confused and I need ur advise on what to do.

YOUR COMMENTS WILL BE HIGHLY NEEEDED

Apply my rule 6....be a Man

Let her pack her belongings get the shop as well. Check my rule 2. A lots of man are single they never been in your shoe.....C.i.a.o

NLs anywhere you see zudozz give comments please mention me. He mess with a wrong person.

Zudozz. NLs anywhere you see this Monika drop a comment please mention me. He stepped on a wrong toes.

Yampotatocarrot:
Your number 7... Walahi, you dey craze.

Lol, I don laugh tire... So we plenty for that whatsapp group, lol

I'm just me bro, I no dey any WhatsApp

zudozz:
Fvking wretched red pepe n oil consuming eddiot! We fvk u sisters n feed u from our success. Show us our well deserved respect. If we eventually leave our properties 4 u u ll eat sand n grass in our absence!

God is wonderful how can a senseless, stupid man like you own a land to the extent you build...no iota of maturity even frm your rite up I know your are useless anyway, Mark my words that dilapidated house you built Master plan will get to your area you will be settle n find your way back to you villa. That if MuMu you have C of O.

iLegendd:
Sorry if I bruised your ego. That is the sad part of rules and principles. Most don't like it. It makes them think you're thinking so highly of yourself and this hurt their self-worth.

I didn't mean to trigger any of those emotions — or would you have preferred I just ignored replying that particular comment you made? That would hurt more. No one likes being ignored or rejected.

Man you didn't, and you can't is good to think high as you said, is the way you loud on it, cos I didn't ask for your contact or Mail.

iLegendd:
The way I operate, you won't like me. I isolate from people a lot — just like me dad. One of the reasons a lot of people abuse me online.

I have too many principles and some of them are annoying. I'll give you two that I use on Nairaland.

1. I don't take chats from Nairaland into private anymore, unlike before, except the person is coning to buy something from me.

2. For the ladies, I do take chats private once in a while, but the moment she wants us to chat regularly, I lock up and ignore.

For the men, it must be strictly money talk — not interested in friendship. So, you see why they like attacking me.

It's not their fault, but mine — caused by my unapologetic rules.

So, air your mind openly on this thread and I'll surely reply — I don't snub; except I'm trying to avoid unnecessary altercations.

If it's something that'll legitimately put millions, or at least, thousands, in my account, then a private message is necessary.

Who no like better thing?

Man I'm More private than you do to the extent if you know any of my business I know who told you, you think I want to private chat you? Hell NO anything I do on NL ends here, if I'm ready to talk to you I will hit you up here man

zudozz:
Have fun with inhabitants of under bridge like urself or let them put d entire Lagos state on ur head for u to carry since we shld leave it for u.

Now I know you are really sick you need a therapist, I just talking to you like man to man you dare reply me like this? You go no where man, you will get more than what you bagain for.