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RomanceRe: The Worse Has Happened by ceede2: 9:33pm On Jun 12, 2021
ChildOfDoom:
Hmm.. after 72 days of staying away from betting, I suffered a relapse today and sold my soul to the devil. I feel disappointed, heartbroken and sober again.

Desperation caused this setback and not just about going to a betshop to charge my phone. I had tried my possible best before today, to be contented with what I had.

But the bills piling up, made me lose focus. I had dipped my hand in some JSS 3 exam runs money to feed and I needed to give account on Tuesday. My rent is soon to be due. I owe Mama Blessing who sells provisions about 7500 (credit purchase). All these and a host of other Petty bills needed my attention.

Now I am in trouble again. 5000 naira I had to feed, is gone to the demonic virtual game. Now I am just staring at people, traumatised and worried for the nearest future (the aforementioned immediate debts I need to clear) and August 16th (for the huge debt I owe).

Hmm. To think I have painstakingly rounded off my studies, but no imminent good job to soothe my pain and ease my burdens. No helper, no creditor etc. So scared for myself. I am failing myself and everyone again
You are halfway heal man, you alone can handle the rest.
RomanceRe: Dr. Kemi Olunloyo Gives Hints On How Men Can Enlarge Their Organ Without Drugs by ceede2: 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2021
This woman self.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Rejected A Marriage Proposal? by ceede2: 1:48pm On Jun 11, 2021
bigcee:
Comment like this get me pissed off. Is she not mature enough to make her own decisions. How did you know in the next two years she is going to ask her parent to beg the guy. Say u sabi the guy in person? Abeg, marriage is not something to joke about. Is it her fault the guy is broke, abi wetin?
Bro you don't get my point, never call anybody a broke man, we are not God, my point, what if her desire man did not show up till she 35? for someone to man up to her parents he mean business.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Rejected A Marriage Proposal? by ceede2: 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2021
tchidi066:
Lol, i don't owe you any explanation, but let me explain further, someone saw me in church n on the evening of same day walk up to my dad to ask for my hand in marriage, lol, if you don't have the balls to walk up to me, that is a no no for me, also i saw him once and never liked him, too lukewarm, someone who seems like he wouldn't be able to make smart moves when he comes to family and others, still a no no, the reality is, my husband must be intelligent enough to challenge me to improve on myself and all, he lacked that, we were just not a match, me getting married to such person is dissapointing myself and many others, and I'm not a big fan of arrangee marriages , i should be able to know what i'm getting into,
...in the next 2 years you will tell your parents to call him n beg him for you. You are not even happy he came to your parents directly. Don't miss your Blessing biko.

The beautiful one are not yet born.
RomanceRe: What You Should Eat Before Ovulation To Get Pregnant by ceede2: 11:17pm On Jun 10, 2021
Oop is on the loose.
Be guide d.
How can someone create a topic and still answer himself.
RomanceRe: See What A Girl Wrote To Her Junior Sister Whose Birthday Is Today by ceede2: 11:10pm On Jun 10, 2021
Marvel2750:
Today at work ,I was talking to a guardian so she showed me a letter that her Ward who's in Js 2 wrote for her junior sister, whose birthday is today.i was emotionally touched after I read it
Tell me what you read biko, na Arabic I dey see there.


Psycho Man.
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Stop It, Stop Naa And Stop Joor? by ceede2: 9:31pm On Jun 10, 2021
tnerro1:
There is no difference, they all mean “ if you don’t nack me well well, I will tell everyone that u no sabi nack”
Error.
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Stop It, Stop Naa And Stop Joor? by ceede2: 9:26pm On Jun 10, 2021
Oops serious crazy dey your head, your brain crack joke send this topic to you, you must be an overthinker.


Kudos.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun: The Day My Mother Caught Me Pants Down With A Girl by ceede2: 9:07pm On Jun 10, 2021
Juliusmalema:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/day-my-mother-caught-me-pants-down-with-a-girl-denrele-edun/%3famp
it doesn't make any difference. Derela or waiting be him name the guy man need serious Deliverance.
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Stop It, Stop Naa And Stop Joor? by ceede2: 8:34pm On Jun 10, 2021
illicit:
Touch breast - Stop it

Move down


Touch waist - stop na, u don't use to hear word

Remove pant

Insert finger - Stoooppppp joooo
You been on a street for too long. I respect you domain
PoliticsRe: Spray Naira Notes, Go To Jail - CBN by ceede2: 8:09pm On Jun 10, 2021
If spraying Naira is a jail, what of spraying $? Nja wahla be like yansh as it dey mess na so it dey shit, you can handle the two.
EducationRe: Losing My Mind Please Advise Me by ceede2: 6:07pm On Jun 10, 2021
holarmz:
Actually I intended to study medical course but due to the Nigeria factor, the admission isn't forthcoming.
I now intend to apply to apply to noun to study mathematics and computer science and further later as their admission is easier.

Pls how efficient is the national open University when it's comes to academics and studying?
What's other advice can you give me
Bro get your fucking job n buy your result. No ask my why cos na high sprit I dey use
FamilyRe: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by ceede2: 2:34pm On Jun 10, 2021
tydi:
What should had made me more happier??
Remember I said exxxxxx
Ex. Case close.
FamilyRe: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by ceede2: 2:08pm On Jun 10, 2021
tydi:
My ex wife told me she had a gangb@ng before we met . I saw past it and still went ahead and married her. Also b@nged my cousin too. Lol.. let love lead
...and you are happy to say this.
FamilyRe: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by ceede2: 2:05pm On Jun 10, 2021
kenoyad:
I learned wifey had slept with a guy that's married and far older than her, I got the impression when we met and started dating and asked her if there was anything between them, she denied.

I got to know from her after three years and she was not even remorseful, claiming she had dated him before we met and that's her choice cause she can date Whoever she want at the time cause she's single.

I always felt bad cause I got suspicious and asked her about it. I always think about it every day and it makes me feel so bad.

Her mother had apologised on her behalf that I should please get it over my mind and count it as when she don't know what she was doing.

We have got a kid and i don't want the kid raised outside a home though we were both not married officially.

I want to get the ordeal out of my mind cause that's the only issue i have with her.

How can I get it over my mind? I think about it every day.
she's till have a lot of secret in her closet, she will tell you after the 2nd born.
RomanceRe: At What Age Do You Wanna Marry? by ceede2: 1:58pm On Jun 10, 2021
Rossy12:
When I see d MR right
.... he's on the way.
RomanceRe: Do Drycleaners Wash People's Pants, Help by ceede2: 1:27pm On Jun 10, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Like you rightly stated, It is my Opinion and I am very free to express it....



You can continue washing pants my brother, it will connect you to the First lady of your state.


Shalom!!!
Man you knew nothing about the so called buzz, if you observe you will see some best comment from people in that line of business.
RomanceRe: Have U Noticed That Ashawo Or Sex Workers Dont Like Kissing During Sex by ceede2: 1:22pm On Jun 10, 2021
sissoko89:
Most prostitutes won’t let you kiss them. Maybe because to them, it’s more intimate than they’re willing to be with a stranger, I don’t know.

LET’S TALK!! Why Ashawo No Dey Kiss During Sex?
..ask your next catch. She will give the best answer.
RomanceRe: Do Drycleaners Wash People's Pants, Help by ceede2: 1:01pm On Jun 10, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Dear Sebastine1994,



Nor go because of "MEAT" call Cow "Broda"


The country hard I nor go lie, but washing of pants with different colors and contours even if you're using a washing machine is demeaning.

Imagine hearing a female client telling her friend;
"Joy, meet Seb, the humble dry cleaner wey dey wash my pants"
Mr!!! Thats your opinion, don't discourage the dude. When you open that type of business zero your mind over anything, do your job. You don't know the one you will wash next that will connect you.
RomanceRe: Can A Christian Smoke Weed ? by ceede2: 7:32am On Jun 10, 2021
Atoos:
Can a Christian smoke weed ?, I mean a devout Christian .

I mean, I want to follow christ and be a true believer at the same time, I like weed and I like to smoke it, it calms me .

Why can't i do both ?
Since you understand the language of weed for now go ahead, When Jar (God) speak to you weed will become yesterday issue. Ride on first till Jar speaks.

Check my rule 2.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Snubbing Me by ceede2: 7:21am On Jun 10, 2021
airminem:
smiley It Really hurts. Tell your partner you feel alone and upset in the relationship. You both have to communicate properly coz i feel its what you both lack. Goodluck to becoming lovely partners. wink
The moment you try this, you hand her over your little ball, you sef spring up your own attitude make she come ask you waiting she do.


Check my rule 2
CareerRe: Tiler Or Barbing, by ceede2: 9:54pm On Jun 09, 2021
sapphiere:
Most Nigerian guys don't cut their hair again. They go about with bushy dusty hair. To them it's fashion.

Go for tiling. Everyday people are building houses and the amount got in one tiling contract outweighs the amount got in cutting 5000 people's hair.
Note that the highest a Nigerian man would pay to cut his hair is N300 and most of them don't cut their hair again.
N300 kwa, man don suffer, Miss it depends on the location and how good the guy his, the least in my area is N500.
RomanceRe: So, What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by ceede2: 10:19am On Jun 09, 2021
Nwaotu10:
Marriage is not for me.
I will die soon.
You say??






NL is not for sadist. Change your ways
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Supports Nigeria's Twitter Ban, Says He should Have Done The Same by ceede2: 6:59am On Jun 09, 2021
Cammo:
Are Biafrans the only ones affected by Twitter ban? Zombies are truly brainless.
You get it, insane man placing ban on Nigeria when he was a president, making traveling worst for nja yet some Goldberg brain is still appreciating him for supporting Buharia.


Dear Trump face front. Your opinion don't count anymore.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Supports Nigeria's Twitter Ban, Says He should Have Done The Same by ceede2: 6:41am On Jun 09, 2021
...but he didn't. Psycho Man.
FamilyRe: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by ceede2: 11:23pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
"Called" Pele... Crying isn't good for your health biko grin
who is your teacher? She wants to teach me English. Olodo.

Go to bed, if you quote me again you will have a bad dream.
FamilyRe: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by ceede2: 11:14pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
Kikikikikikikiki ... It's good to teach your type son a good lesson for your too Sabi chochocho wink wink
she call me son!!!! Wahala for faceless forum

I feel like mailing 2 resounding slap to reset you brain
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Jumps Over Fence To Enter Rufus Adeyemo's Ado-Ekiti Palace by ceede2: 11:11pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
E shock you ni cheesy cheesy cheesy Pele... Next time, face front grin grin seriously he wanted to cry ..... cheesy
Shock!! No but I warned you, don't start what you can't finish.

Bola146 go to bed smalin
FamilyRe: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by ceede2: 11:07pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
cheesy cheesy grin you need help asap seriously before it's too late pele.... is your or my moniker now #500 to £1 cool cool

See my people laughing on mails grin grin, seriously I need to reply all those multiple kids and mumu ranting here who doesn't face front cool cool
Your stupidity is too loud, infact, I might be exchanging words with my 3rd junior sis. The day you realize you have problem, you are half way heal
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Jumps Over Fence To Enter Rufus Adeyemo's Ado-Ekiti Palace by ceede2: 11:01pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
I was told to name you papa moniker grin
Now you exceed your limit, since you have the guts to mentioned somebody's father, ima tell you words, ask your mom same nonsense she did that make her carried the responsibility of all the children that's the step you taking rite now.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Jumps Over Fence To Enter Rufus Adeyemo's Ado-Ekiti Palace by ceede2: 10:48pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
You need help seriously wink wink
you don craw reach here. You need help.
FamilyRe: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by ceede2: 10:46pm On Jun 07, 2021
Bola146:
Like the help they got you are now... Pele cheesy cheesy
Bola 146 did you check the rule 5.
I don't want you to end up changing your moniker that's why I'm resounding it.

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