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Useless girl!

profhezekiah:
Sentiment apart Buhari meant well for this country,he is moral upright compare to any other president or head of state,apart from his religious and tribal bigotry

How can a tribal and religious bigot mean well for any nation? Let alone a heterogeneous one like Nigeria! My brother, your statement is heavily flawed! Buhari from all his actions and inactions while in office as President, can never repeat never mean well for Nigeria. PERIOD!

Emusan:
2.47 acre = 1 hectare
6 plots = 1 acre

So you have over 3m plots there

No sir! 7 plots equal to 1 acre of land whereas 21 plots equal to 1 hectare. That means 3 acres equal to 1 hectare. Remember, all the above figures are approximates. Kindly refer to my rejoinder to the post you replied. Hope you are clear now? Cheers bro!

izzou:
Am here to learn

How many plots of land is 211,209 hectares?

21 plots of land equal to 1 hectare so that means 211, 209 hectares multiplied by 21 gives you the land size in plots. Or better still convert it to Sq km by dividing by 100 cos 100 hectares of land equal to 1 sq km, that would give you approximately 2,112 sq km! That's very very large! I actually doubt if anyone can acquire that gargantuan size of land in the South East. Anyways, kudos to Mr. Ogar! It's the right step in the right direction.

greatgod2012:
Na wa o!
Is this what Christianity have turned to

Comparing pastors' swags is now the next thing!

O ga o!


OK o, let people with swagalicious pastors start showing their pastors' swags o!

This one go dey hammer chicks for him church left, right, centre! I am sorry for the men who take their wives and girlfriends to this kind of church! Worldly pastors everywhere! SMH

coolesmile:
Ugly thing

Bros calm down, the girl ain't ugly. She's very sexy if you ask me. Why do you think she has more than 200k followers on instagram? Stop hating man! I know you may not have fuckedd a girl like her b4. Yeah, that's the plain truth! The girl rocks! I wouldn't mind having her in my bed. Lol

emmyid:
So if your Papa be billionaire, you Don turn celebrity be dat... Ok

Na my Papa I blame... My children must not blame me!! !

Gbam! Seconded!

GeneralOjukwu:
Degrees they don't even need to be billionaires ALL their lives.

Life can be cruel or good ooo. It's a lottery

If i catch any of these ladies, na confirm skin-to-skin ooo

Badt boy! Lol @ skin to skin. I love your style bro. No dulling!

jonhemma11:
GloMegaMusicTourCalabar is happening live in Calabar.Pictured at the event are Patience Ozokwor,RMD,Mercy Johnson,Juliet Ibrahim and First Lady of Cross Rivers state Dr. Linda Ayade.

See photos after cut..


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/mercy-johnsonrmdpatience-ozokworjuliet.html

Please can someone help me with Juliet Ibrahim's number? I am madly in love with that girl!

forMom:
This mercy Johnson's shape ehn issokay

Juliet Ibrahim is ten times finer and more attractive than her. Beauty is not all about a woman having a large shit filled ass! Who mighty ass epp?

sar33:
At a time where many Nigerians are complaining of economic recession,Anastasia Uzodimma,an Imo state lady based in Port Hacourt has been making waves with her job as a cobbler.Many of her products have been transported to USA,Italy and Germany.This should as a motivation to 'lazy ladies' out there.Below are photos of some of her goods.

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/meet-anastasia-uzodimmaa-female-cobbler.html?m=1

Sister Anastacia please call me. It's important ok? Thanks in advance!

CJ

sar33:
At a time where many Nigerians are complaining of economic recession,Anastasia Uzodimma,an Imo state lady based in Port Hacourt has been making waves with her job as a cobbler.Many of her products have been transported to USA,Italy and Germany.This should as a motivation to 'lazy ladies' out there.Below are photos of some of her goods.

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/meet-anastasia-uzodimmaa-female-cobbler.html?m=1

Thumbs up sister! Keep it up and may God bless your efforts even more! Nigeria really needs more women like u! One love!

fallout87:
She's making fake gucci and fake versace and you want us to applaud her?

How is this any less fraudulent then credit card scamming or the other 419 Nigerians are known to do worldwide?

Smh

Why are you a kill joy? Na bad belle go kill you for this your life! Instead of u applauding the young lady for being proactive and productive, you are here spewing garbage from that gutter u call a mouth! Nigerians are so difficult to please and u are a classic example!

[quote author=larrypourl post=56492917]All we want is the right man for the job.

Big size quality loafers for sale, size 45 black and Size 47 brown up for grab at cool prices[/quote/


How much is the size 47? You can pm me on WhatsApp. Cheers!

frenzyduchess:
after dating 3 guys ,I used to think I had medical issues which made me not to climax,until I me my Last ex who made me get to cloud nine almost every time we had sex, that you can't make a woman climax doesn't make her a log of wood ,it just means your penis is nothing more than a rod

Madam abeg take am easy. Abi na fight? Hahaha! What do you even mean by your last ex? Abi u be Olosho?

fineboynl:
The length of a vagina can vary from two inches to 18 inches in a famous Russian Giantess.
A vagina can be either relaxed or
aroused. When it is relaxed the walls are collapsed against each other and the cervix lays closer to the front. When it is aroused the cervix pulls up and the vagina walls open apart. This makes the vagina longer and wider.


Whether relaxed or aroused, the
vagina walls are very elastic and can
stretch enormously in length and in width. The difference is that stretching them while relaxed will cause discomfort or pain whereas stretching them during arousal causes pleasure (up until a certain limit of course!)

Average Vagina Size

Note that the bottom wall of the vagina is longer than the top wall and the cervix protrudes which gives the impression that the vagina is shorter than it is. (For more diagrams of vagina size

My guy, are you a vaginologist? See as you just dey serious dey describe vaginaa. Na wa for you ooh! Abi u no get work again?

Tolexander:
What about the jubilation of players like Demba Ba, kneeling down, opening yansh to heaven and nodding the ground. Why can't the cleric tell FIFA to ban that one also?

Don't mind the swine! Useless Islamic supremacist!

Hmm, are you for real? Why are you always playing with only 2k if you are so sure about the games? Besides, they are 100% fixed games according to u!

OgbeniSamm:
I need 300k loan to invest in an agric business. I will refund in 4months unfailingly, with interest if required. Please, help me push this up. I have been tweeting on tweeter and have even traveled to Abuja to meet a philantropist pastor but they denied me access. Please help for God's sake if you have excess money lying unused in your account. Thank you.

What kind of Agric business?

Airforce1:
This comment could land you in trouble

Why?

Ruggedpen:
THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T HAVE WAEC, PEOPLE MANAGE GET DEGREE U ARE DEMANDING FOR UPPER DIVISION

You dey mind Nigeria? Common military service kwa? They're busy looking for 2.1. Military service is a call to duty for patriots and not necessarily egg heads! Even a pass degree holder can serve competently in any country's Armed forces least of all Nigeria's! Many retired Generals in this con3 are dummies and they even attained those heights without O'level certificates sef! So why all this garagara about second class upper? They should have asked for first class degrees naa. Ndi ara! Nigeria and misplaced priorities are like 5 and 6. Somebody should please help me with that Jacob Zuma meme. Thanks in advance!

GeneralOjukwu:
Original jerseys ooo...no be the palasa ones on Konga

Bought Tottenham, Crystal Palace and now Everton directly from the clubs in the past (i don't support teams - na make jersey fine).

HOT TIP - You guys should buy at the end of the season if don't mind jerseys that are old. I bought Lukaku's for 60$ instead of the normal 80$.

Let us support our home-based clubs too. Just ordered Wikki Tourists and MFM jerseys from one Gottaya shop

My guy, why should you buy an old & used jersey for almost the same price? The Lukaku jersey that sells for 80$ should have been bought by u for like 25 to 30$ at the very most 40$. You have no business buying it for 60$ bro. Abi you dey brag? Unto I makwa ndi anyi bu? Lol

ModsWillKillNL:
Olodo flaatttie!

It's paining you that your abokkki masters are always falling your hands with respect your Yoruba masters.

aboookis are wiser than you all.

Usu rakwa nne gi very early in the morning! Onye ofe mmanu eze ure, nwere both mouth and body odours! Thunder gbagbu kwa gi n' ezi na ulo gi niile!

ModsWillKillNL:
wow!

The flaattties from the yeast will be very troubled/disturbed by this news, as expected.

As usual, some of them are already trying to spin the support and make it look like it's fake/insincere.

They had earnestly hoped that their aboooki lords will be spitting fire by now.

Unfortunateky the aboookis have fallen their hands because they are far wiser than the flatttiesss assume,

What a pathetic bunch!!

Otu gbawa kwa nne gi there! Onye ara nwuru anwu! Ewu Gambia! Anu Mpama! Onye ofe mmanu eze ure!

lonelydora:
Why attack people going about their business? Tochukwu is not only Igbos that bear it, we have many people in Rivers State who bear Igbo names too, Ikwerres, Etche, Ubima, etc.

This hatred for Igbos by South south people is the reason I didn't support Jonathan in 2015. Had Jonathan been an Igbo man they wouldn't have supported him.

Thank God he lost.

Those people you mentioned are also Igbos. Especially the Ikwerres. But they like claiming what I don't know. It's rather unfortunate. In any case, what you said about the SS not supporting an Igbo presidential candidate in an election holds a lot of water cos from my everyday interaction with them, those guys hate the Igbos. Especially those from Edo and Delta. In fact, most of them were pleasantly surprised that we Igbos firmly supported Goodluck Jonathan their son in 2011 and even more tenaciously in 2015. It's indeed a great pity that Jonathan lost cos if he had won, the bond of love btw the SE & SS may have been cemented forever. The love we shared just before, during and immediately after the 2015 elections is fast fizzling out. The Ohaneze Ndigbo and the South South People's Assembly & all the other regional groups from the two Zones must close ranks to rekindle that love and also fashion out ways of sustaining it from generation to generation. With that, we can always vote as a bloc in national elections and also have a platform for negotiation for power and other goodies at the Federal level. My own take tho.

#truefederalismistheonlyway

Garrithe1st:
Let's scrap one legislative house. I think we should let go of the SINate.

The two chambers are important & relevant. I think what we need to do is amend our Constitution & make all our legislatures part time at all levels namely; FG, States and Local governments. This current full time type parliament/legislature is killing us as a nation. For instance, if the current National Assembly were to be part time their annual budget wouldn't exceed 15 billion naira. It could even be as low as 8/ 10 billion! Secondly, the National Assembly must face legislative business and quit prying into other activities such as contracts, employment racketeering,mining licences etc. Thirdly, the sooner we go back to the Parliamentary system of government the better for us as a nation. The executive presidential system is too costly for a country of our calibre. Or we could also adopt the French system where the President is popularly elected but shares power with a Prime minister that is virtually appointed by the National Assembly. I even think the French system is better cos the President won't be all powerful and can't hold the nation to ransom especially during ill health or incapacitation. Just like in our Country presently where the Cabal are calling the shots even in Buhari's absence. If Osibanjo were a Prime minister under the French model, all that nonsense wouldn't be happening. The president wouldn't be all powerful, and the nation can always rely on the Prime minister to step in & steer the ship of State in times of crisis or turmoil without any encumbrances or distractions from a supposed cabal or the President's kitchen cabinet members. A recent example is South Korea where the PM stood in for the disgraced President without as much as a whimper from any quarters including the Armed forces. Enough said, just hope the government that would succeed the present APC (Association of Professional Confusionists) would do the needful by giving us a new Constitution as well as RESTRUCTURE the Federation as presently constituted.

#giveusanewconstitution

seunmsg:
Yes, we are more divided but the reasons for the division should also be said. A group of people have decided not to move on because their candidate lost. Some even went as far as agitating for secession just because they don't like the face of the president. So, how do you unite a people that don't want to be united?

For some of us, we are no longer concerned. Those who want to wail over electoral loss till 2019 can go ahead. Others are strategising ahead of 2019 and some people are busy attacking others instead of building bridges. At the right time, water will fund its level.

You are not a serious person. I can see your stuupiidity is inborn. Useless tribal bigot!

malton:
Your observation is true, but the president didn't help either.

Phrases like the infamous “97%/5%” one kind of signalled the objective of his administration at the outset: divide the Nigerian people along as many lines as possible.

His queer mathematical formula tells us how he intended to handle “inclusive governance.”

These aren't statements a unifying force should be making. Nigerians desire a president that is a unifier, a healer of the national breach.

Buhari is a man of many faults as far as saying the wrong things.

A look at the people who form the core of his government is enough proof of the divisive figure that he is. They are mainly his kinsmen and women as well as people of his ethnic or cultural stock.

His appointments saw Buhari making good his promise of sidelining the 5 Percenters.

If that isn't setting the stage for division, then I wonder what is.

I just love u bro! I am not gay ooh, but u deserve a mouth to mouth kiss! In fact, if I were a lady u wld ve gotten 2 rounds of Mouth Action & 2 rounds of doggy style! U are so so on point bro. God bless you!

Tolexander:
The difference between her old self and new self is almost similar!

No mind her. Na marketing strategy wey she wan use sell her market. Any which way, the hustle is real!

obonujoker:
Hope people are seeing why it ain't good to vote for Northerners.... Imagine if one votes for an El rufai after voting Mr failure....

Well Osibanjo must take over... whether this cabal likes it not....

Buhari is not even in control of his government.....

Buhari just moved from President Buhari to ZOMBINHO. That is, from a dullard to a zombie! Imagine a President being controlled by his own Chief of Staff and biological Uncle. Nigeria is on a long long thing, I swear! May God help us as a Nation!

BeeBeeOoh:
And Tinubu told us some days ago that "The Cabal In Aso Villa" is just a myth.




God help Osinbajo

Tinubu's mouth odour is disturbing him so he needs to give himself some relief by talking carelessly! Stuupiid uglly man!