₦airaland Forum

Are Polytechnic and Colleges of Education lecturers and staff involved? They should pls pay us o! As well as migrate COEs staff abeg! We take God Name beg Buhari o!

OrlandoOwoh:
Either Prof. Isaac Adewole (Osun) or Prof. Adaramola (Ondo) may end up being the Minister of Education.

Must the education minister be a Professor? For your information, not all professors are intelligent. For example, Prof Anwuka. Nigerians and titlemania! Some pry & sec school teachers or Poly lecturers can make very sound Education Ministers. Buhari shd look b4 he leaps sha and make sure he doesn't appoint motor park touts like Nyesom Wike as our education minister as was the case under the clueless drunkard 4rm Otuoke.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

lagmostkuit:
Good for them

Buhari sef, can't he just look normal for once?

Damnnnnnnn!!!
Obasanjo is too ugly





FTC!!! On Lala's thread and i'm like this

FYI, OBJ is finer than u if u don't know. As 4 being normal, wtf do you mean by Buhari isn't normal? I'm sure you are the one not normal. Stuupid girl!

MizMyColi:
Just shut up already!
What is wrong with you.

What kind of mannerless heartless crass brazenly disgusting sycophancy do you display.

The news of a dead man trickles in and all you can think of is Uk?

Your case is currently first in line on Angel Gabriel's table.

Are you sure you ain't one of his numerous mistresses?
Cos the tone of your post is really emotional.
Hahaha! Take heart o jare.

Martha Ankomah, my crush 4 life! Dat chick 2 sexy, I swear! I wish she could be my wife!

Olypeppy:
Bryan fine ooo

Ugly girls always like fine guys & u aren't an exception!

vizkiz:
if guys are deceiving you don't deceive yourselF. You are not Hotter kankan!

She has greater looks that yours (obviously)

*she's gat round and attractive boobs than yours

*check out her glowing skin compared to yours

*take a look at that natural looking lips, all I see is paint on your lips

*check out her hot, fresh, seductive laps and compare it to yours, calculate the ratio

*she is yellow pawpaw, you are blackboard

So tell us where the HOTTER you is coming from

All those guys wyning you just wanna get into your panties. Been there, done that

Don't mind the stuupid girl

pinkiberry:
she is hot. but am hotter .

Shut up! Deluded fool!

Zoharariel:
So what's the big deal? A British King or Queen is equivalent to 72 Emirs in the north, 150 Obas in the south and 1,500 Igwes in the east.

Ur foolishness started from the womb!

And she's 40! God damn it! She's so oooooo beautiful for her age. She's really blessed. I love her any time any day!

For me o! Subsidy is a huge waste and a CONDUIT 4 so much financial SCAM! Let the government abolish it once & for all. These billions could be put 2 better use. PERIOD!

Very CHILDISH letter! This babe don use this man brain drink garri, I swear!

Which films wey she don act sef? Cos me I don't know this one as an actress o! Fashion ni, fashion Ko?

Osirimononaye:
I Just Love The Man GEJ
*Modified*
And They Said GEJ's Administration Was Clueless Huh, See Nw World Class Champions Are Emerging From His Adminstration.........GEJ My Hero.

OBJ discovered Ngozi not GEJ your fake Hero!

Demmzy15:
Bàbá Buhari thank you for uniting this Country. Every section of the country represented and did well, from Yeebhoe people to Yoruba people to Awusa people, all did well.

But many Yeebhoe girls representing were muscular tho! **runs to cover**

Sai Chanji!

Na wa o! So you were expecting them to be flabby and pot bellied? U must be a dreamer!

Kai! At 40, this chick is still hot, sexy and sooooo beautiful! Just that she's 4 years older than me, I wld have gone to ask for her hand in marriage! Gosh! The babe 2 gbasky!

Major Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu, a man born before his time. A selfless patriot and infinitely detribalized Nigerian. If not 4 tribalism, Nzeogwu and his like would have revolutionised Nigeria & turned our country into an African Lion long before now!

May his beautiful soul rest in peace!

Allee90:
I dont trust the current CBN Gov because he is an Igbo man. I said this and I will continue saying it that SS/SE are worst people to have in leadership. But we thank God that they will NEVER smell power in Nigeria again!!!

Tribal Bigot!

mschubby:
they are all aware of this silly attitude of hers, the husband has been threatening to send her parking if she doesn't change but even with that she's getting worse

Hmmmm, then let her be! Who knows? Maybe she's tired of the marriage after all. Let her husband get himself another wife or a mistress at the very least!

edwife:
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91g9nfXge1r5n2s2o1_400.gif
e pain am?
Na so you dey chop Red card....

Girl, I'm in love with you!
Up Chelsea!

ijustdey:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-thought-he-friend-now-he-wants-sex-favour-he-did%E2%80%A6

Kai! U ar a very wicked girl. U Shd have paid him in kind since! Instead of waiting for the young man to remind you and u still had the audacity to bring the issue to Nairaland. OMG! U must be a witch! So he's Father Christmas abi? I don't blame you sha! It's him I wld blame 4 being a dumb ass! Who says women aren't snakes?

Pls do the needful and stop pretending, virgin my foot!

A smartphone is a MUST,

A laptop is a NECCESSITY while

A tablet is a LUXURY!

That's the simple truth, I have all 3 and seldom make use of my Tablet. Tablets are just a for EFFIZY. Period!

edlion57:
Two baba der too much in everthing. Too much in music Too much in fineface Too much in babymama Too much in smoking Too much in lyrics Too much in children Too much in household Too much in money Too much in household name

U no add banging. Why? Abi you 4get? LWKMD!

dedons:
Why not


I know a lecturer in one of those Igbo owned Universities who only have an SSCE result...





And he's doing fine.

U get brain so? I really doubt it!

chukwudi44:
Democracy is also threatened when critical institutions like DSS,EFCC,etc are used by the presidency to witchhunt political opponents

Where in the world are such agencies used to 'witchhunt' politicians in the ruling or governing party? Is it in the UK or United States, Canada, Australia, Germany, Russia

chukwudi44:
Democracy is also threatened when critical institutions like DSS,EFCC,etc are used by the presidency to witchhunt political opponents

Where in the world are such agencies used to 'witchhunt' politicians in the ruling or governing party? Is it in the UK or United States, Canada, Australia, Germany, Russia

chukwudi44:
Democracy is also threatened when critical institutions like DSS,EFCC,etc are used by the presidency to witchhunt political opponents

Where in the world are such agencies used to 'witchhunt' politicians in the ruling or governing party? Is it in the UK or United States, Canada, Australia, Germany, Russia, South Africa, Japan? Pls name it. These are government organs and naturally step on the toes of those against the 'establishment' if u know what I mean. Here in Nigeria, all the past govts did the same so why are you PDP vilifying Buhari 4 doing something that is natural? U guys should pls leave Buhari's govt to work 4 the betterment of our beloved Fatherland. Thank u!

datagiver247:
k

Ar u sure?

mznuez:
Maybe his Dick is small
Blame it on the husband

Well, u got a point. Buh I've watched porn films where guys with small deeks do very well by screwing their partners so so well. So I don't think it's a case of small deek but sheer lust on the part of his wife. Unless the guy's prick doesn't function properly I. e his flag flies at half mast while on duty!

The woman is just an Olosho. Period!

TonyeBarcanista:
It is no news that since May 29, Nigeria has been delving from a very bad situation to a near comatose situation. Our economy did not only suffer but appears to be as the biggest victim of Buhari's mal-administration and ineffectiveness. Three sectors that I shall talk about in this article are the Economy, Security and the Petroleum sectors. Let's proceed...

STATE OF THE ECONOMY UNDER BUHARI
During the electioneering period, President Buhari promised a 'gigantic' but illogical economic prosperity when/if elected. Immediately he was elected and sworn-in, everything changed for the negative. Job losses everywhere and uncertainty/negative slide is the order of the day. Let's see JP Morgan issue

JP MORGAN:
To those that don't understand, JP Morgan is simply an index. Investors trust their index so much that over N40 trillion is put up by investors on bonds that JP Morgan list. In 2012 Nigeria's bond under the able leadership of Dr Goodluck Jonathan, ex-Finance Minister Ngozi Iweala and former CBN Governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi FOR the first time was listed by the index. This brought about investment into our bond market by foreign investors. In January this year, the Index placed our bond market on a warning list. Unfortunately, they decided to de-list us from their index starting from next month.

Why Nigeria Bond Market Was removed:
JP Morgan's decision to de-list Nigeria's bond is summarily because of lack of fiscal policies by the Buhari government and CBN's tickling/manipulation of the Foreign exchange (www.reuters.com/article/idUSL5N11F1YQ20150909). The failure of Buhari to constitute a cabinet/implement fiscal programs has cost Nigeria potential investors and led to loss of some of the investors that Buhari inherited. The country is bleeding.

JP Morgan Never Asked Nigeria To Devalue The Naira:
Contrary to the fables in some quarters, JP Morgan never asked Nigeria to devalue the Naira as a pre-condition to remain. It only raised concern that CbN was tickering with the Naira thereby allowing it a false value which no investor will accept. In simple terms, it advocated that market indices determine the market value (which some of us have been advocating). It also called for fiscal policies to be implemented , which Buhari led administration is yet to do. The country is bleeding.


STATE OF THE PETROLEUM SECTOR
Okay, since time immemorial, patriotic Nigerians have insisted that the ongoing TAM is due to the efforts by the immediate past administration of Dr Goodluck Jonathan. The administration in March this year was very clear when it told the Senate that our refineries will start working optimally from the first quarter of 2016. On assumption to office, the Buhari administration in June 11 without lifting a 'shovel' came out to say that the Portharcourt refinery will resume optimal production in July www.premiumtimesng.com/business/184850-port-harcourt-refinery-to-start-production-august-nnpc.html. Not done, they came out on July 20 that ALL 4 refineries will start optimal production in July
www.premiumtimesng.com/business/185402-nigerias-four-refineries-to-resume-production-in-july.html.

July came and gone...August came and has gone... Now the GMD of NNPC on September 10 came out to say the 4 refineries will start working optimally in December
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/189786-nigerias-4-refineries-must-be-functional-within-90-days-nnpc-boss.html

I won't be surprised If by December they shift it to January/February 2016 in line with the projected first quarter by GEJ administration.


STATE OF SECURITY/INSECURITY:
As a pastor in Tinubu House of Prayer Ministry, Yemi Osinbajo was to use spiritual warfare in alliance with the military experience of renowed War field marshall, General Muhammadu Buhari to uproot Boko Haram from our territory. That was the message that APC gave Nigerians during the electioneering period. But since coming to power, Boko Haram that was in their extinction phase as at May 28 suddenly came back and have been terrorising Nigerians in the most brutal manner. Since May 29, over two thousand Nigerians has lost their lives.The latest victims are the unfortunate people in the IDP camp in Adamawa state. May their souls rest in peace.


May God Bless Us All

U must be a mental case. I swear!

East, West, North and South, Samsung is the best!

InvertedHammer:
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Missing the big picture? If they like, let them go rob the CBN.

Employment is no longer on merit but nepotism.

This system must be cleansed and it has to start somewhere.

Psychologically, people are skeptical to changes but the only thing constant is change.
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My friend calm and reason properly. First of all, the full list of those dismissed cadets must be published by the FG so all Nigerians can know whether d exercise had a tribal colouration or not.

Secondly, the reasons for their dismissal must be communicated to the general public.

Thirdly, in the absence of these the victims shd drag the FG to court or the National Assembly for redress asap!

Though am a Buhari fan, the FG got it all wrong this time around. Why must they carry out this kind of purge? It doesn't make sense at all! Or is it because of Marilyn Ogar's sister?

Gosh! That's plain childish & brash if not irresponsible if you ask me.

In a nutshell, Buhari shd pls reverse this unbecoming act as fast as he can!

Enough of this Marilyn Ogarphobia!

ibkgab001:
Do re mi

Ko kan aye

An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6, he called a police officer and said" this man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's are so materialistic, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "chinekeme !!.. Where is my Rolex?
Have a splendid weekend!!!

U no go kill person o! I swear!