₦airaland Forum

MoneyGreen:
OK that's why you resort to violence abi? Cos Dem scrap maritime school.. Ok, no worry. I don save your pics and I don forward am to DSS, don't bother removing it your cup don full.. DSS dey come for you and if you think I'm bragging watch and see.. Your location is not a big deal, you're gonna be fished out soon.. E don be for you oh!

Why are you threatening the young man? Is Nigeria no longer a democracy where freedom of speech is guaranteed? Na wa o!
Or are you more Nigerian than he is? Smh vigorously 4 u!

The girl in question seduced and even cajoled him 2 sleep with her so that she could pass. So what's the man's crime? Isn't she an adult? This country sef. We like victimising and making scapegoats of pple a lot. The main criminals are all walking the streets free. I mean the Government functionaries at all levels who sleep with minors and even people's wives using our yams they've stolen as baits! This our country is truly a scam! For me the man no commit any crime abeg, they had consensual sex. Period!

Deadlytruth:
Who are Igbos' mates? Were they known before the arrival of whites? The Edo Kingdom and its peoples were already known in Europe as far back as the 13th century while Igbos were yet to even identify themselves as a tribe.

So suddenly Igbos are no longer interested in sharing a country with "ass lickers and Arewanistan" after they (Igbos) held us together with ass lickers and Arewanistan by their fraudulent "One Nigeria" sloganeering against our wish? You people's hypocrisy is mind-boggling. So you knew people were ass lickers and Arewanistan yet you sought oneness with them and even held them back when they tried to separate from Nigeria?

You knew Nigeria was a cesspit of Arewanistan and ass lickers yet you held Isaac Adaka Boro back from exiting the cesspit? What an interesting Irony!
When will you guys just be honest enough to accept that you were the cause of all what you now regret? You keep hailing Zik as a nationalist yet you term as a cesspit the very "one" Nigeria he built with his so-called nationalism. What an interesting irony! That's tantamount to speaking from both sides of the mouth.

Until you answer me clearly and prove me wrong that Igbos were responsible for preventing the de-amalgamation of Nigeria your diatribes will always appear escapist and evasive in my eyes. Why can't you for once be honest and acknowledge that your Zik and Ironsi caused your seemingly irreversible bondage with those you call ass lickers and Arewanistan?

Well, the Enahoro who represented me saw it ahead that Nigeria was going to be a cesspit and he therefore proposed the secession clause in the constitution to make it easy for us his people, the yorubas, the Hausas and even Igbos, etc to exit the union later on if they felt cheated, but your Zik who was having wet dreams about one Nigeria resisted him and termed him a tribalist for that. So whose fault is it that you are now not able to exit the cesspit today?

Any educated and enlightened person knows that the only feature that distinguishes confederal constitutions from federal and unitary ones is the provision of a level of looseness which guarantees the right to secession. The constitution of Nigeria would therefore have been confederal if Enahoro's suggestion of the secession clause was accepted by Zik and his fellow Igbos. But Zik argued that the unity of Nigeria was non-negotiable and that secession clause was inimical to national unity and "One-Nigeria". Now, is there national unity today even with the non-inclusion of the secession clause? That means Zik was wrong, misguided and was fooling you people all along, yet you keep hailing him as a nationalist.

Even the truly federal constitution bequeathed onto us at independence was working fine. It was still one Mr. I- know-it-all from Igbo land that first tampered with it at a time the public did not demand constitution review. What was his motive if not fraud? It was his action that morally emboldened all others that came after him to fully bastardize the constitution from its wholly federal character to the unitary form which Braithwaite complained of. So whose fault again other than Igbos'?

My Uneme-Nekhua people can't be seeking ways to salvage Nigeria as you charged us to. We won't do so because Nigeria has always been beyond salvage and we knew and acknowledged that right from Adam. Only Igbos refused to accept that reality and gospel truth initially.
Our blood has never been shed by Northerners at anytime as we, unlike Igbos, rarely go up North to seek greener pastures but go to Lagos or overseas for which we might be called prostitutes but however not killed in the process the way Igbos get killed in the North and have still remained there seeking one Nigeria. It is rather you Igbos that have had their blood repeatedly shed by Northerners to keep Nigeria one as directed by Zik. In furtherance of that Igbos kept forming alliances with the North each time after Northerners shed their blood all in a bid to "salvage" one Nigeria. Is that the way you want us Unemes and indeed all Edos too to contribute to the "salvaging" of one Nigeria? Igbos' laughable ways of reasoning! Ha ha ha ha....... Please cut that crap of a suggestion cos we are not that silly.
Our blood is too precious to sacrifice trying to correct the blunders Igbos made against all wise counsels and are still paying dearly for.
Your claim that Igbos are not ready to form a country with Arewanistan, ass lickers, treasury looters, blah, blah, blah...is pure rubbish as Igbos and Hausas are one and the same in Nigeria's politics. The BIA syllable of WAZOBIA is an Igbo word which, on the surface, means "come" but actually is the short form of BIAFRA in deeper meaning. So Biafra is part and parcel of WaZoBia. In fact Bia is directly tied to Zo in Wa-zobia spelling meaning that the Hausa and Igbos are closer together than everyone else. Just check it out Wa (ZoBia) meaning Yoruba (HausaIgbo). There is no Edo word in the Wazobia appellation. It is all a Yoruba -HausaIgbo affair. Live with that reality. Hausas love you and you love them even when they are slaughtering you. It happened in 1945 and 1953 yet in 1959 you went into a political marriage with them called NPC-NCNC (Arewanistan-Biafra) coalition. Twenty years later, in 1979, you again went into the NPN-NPP (still Arewanistan-Biafra) coalition. Twenty years again, 1999, still you went into the PDP (Arewanistan-Biafra) Coalition once more. Do you think the twenty year interval is just being coincidental? If you think so consider the fact that a Biafran called Ekweremadu zoned the PDP (Arewanistan-Biafra) ticket to Arewanistan North against 2019........another 20 years from 1999. Open your eyes and see that Hausa and Igbo oneness is non-negotiable as Zik put it. It even follows a rhyming pattern.

Zik was a foool and Ironsi was even a bigger foool! U pple shd pls forgive the Igbos for their folly.

Nigeria needs to break up into Northern Nigeria and Southern Nigeria Republics very fast or else one day wetin happen for Rwanda in 1994 would be child's play cos the way these Muslims are going I see dangerous signals of what is to come sooner than later! Dunno what the UN, US, Britain and the other world powers are waiting for? They want another genocide to happen ba? Anyway, I have a feeling all this nonsense must stop one day. Our major problem down south here are the Yorubars. They have 2 major attributes, cowardice and sabotage. They will most likely sabotage any efforts aimed at freeing the South from the stranglehold of the Northern Oligarchy. May God help them to receive sense very soon cos the Igbos and the South South are already good to go!

Kai! If I catch this Ebube eeh, I go fvck am so tey Angel Michael go come rescue her! Jeez, the chic set die. I swear!

metronaija:
President Buhari has appointed Ben Akabueze as the new Director General Of The Budget Office. Before this appointment,he was the special adviser to the president on national planning.

The former Lagos state commissioner and a serving pastor with the RCCG.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/buhari-appionts-ben-akabueze-as-dg.html

RCCG Pastor again? Hmm, like say I go go enter RCCG Theology School abi Pastoral College make I become Pastor there. Make I see whether Bubu go give me one better appointment. Hahaha!

QuotaSystem:
Well said. It burns their soul to see the West and the North in partnership.

Lagos' investment in Kebbi State and Dangote's refinery in Lagos nearly drove some of them mad .

Long live Tinubu
Long live PMB
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

What partnership? Slave and Slave master relationship right? You Yellowbar guys are the chief reason why the North is still cheating the south in this contraption called Nigeria, SABOTUERS through and through! That's what you pple are! A Southern Nigeria Republic would have made a lot of sense but u guys would always frustrate genuine efforts at actualising that scenario. To be candid a Southern Nigeria Republic would develop at a very fast pace cos there wld be less mouths to feed, less bickering, no religious extremism or bigotry, no Fulani Herdsmen palaver and lots more! The Southern tribes should sheath their swords and push for it cos it's the surest bet to the division of Nigeria by the UN, AU & ECOWAS.

My 2 cents tho.

olillywales:
Vice president,Osinbajo is currently launching the National Home Grown School Feeding Programme at the Aso Rock Villa today.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-launching-of-national-school.html

At Aso Rock? I expected him to have launched it on the field in a real school for instance for the message to be sent out to Nigerians in an emphatic way. Na wa 4 this government o! They don't ever get anything right! May God help them.

dainformant:
Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II and his queen Olori Wuraola Ogunwusi were pictured at Murtala Muhammed International Airport on their way to USA for an event to unite Africans especially the Yorubas in the North American country.

The monarch who has been lately criticized for his too many journeys and visits -pulled a massive crowd at the departure wing of the airport -as people gathered to catch a glimpse of him....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/ooni-of-ifeand-his-wife-cause-scene-at.html

Nigeria the only Republic in the world with an uncountable number of monarchs. Just wondering why the Colonial masters or the military government of the 60's didn't abolish them. They are one of Nigeria's numerous problems! Nigeria is indeed a madhouse!

blackmatter007:
The matter is getting worse day by day, and buhari seem not moved by it.

Sometimes i wonder why the federal government which has a big imprint of the north is afraid of true federalism, what are they scared of, because the last time i checked nigerians (south) have screamed , yelled and even protested for it. We all know and even the government knows that true federalism will stop the myriad of problems facing nigeria, there will be less agitation and massive development .

With true federalism, i believe the north can be far greater and more richer than it is today.
But will the northern oligarchs allow it?
Can mere protest move the government to consider true federalism?
The answer is, capital NO for both questions.

I don't support NDA destructive tendencies but a part of me is happy because i see the nigerian government forced to consider true federalism with a 50/50 sharing fomular. And to add to true federalism, all political prisoners must be released eg: kanu in order to quell agitations and unwanted protest.

In true FACT, NDA is the intelligent group here, far intelligent than the federal government of Nigeria because their demands is the medicine to Nigeria's sickness.

God damn it! You are so so intelligent.
How I wish you were a lady I wld ve invited you to my place and give you head till you cum in my mouth and all over ma face!

You just hit the nail so so right on the head but the problem is Buhari is neither intelligent nor cosmopolitan enough to read the handwriting on the wall and do the needful b4 it becomes TOO LATE!

blackpanda:
Why did u not sing true federalism during the 6yrs of jonathan's regime?? Its now u suddenly woke up from slumber to sing federalism. Keep supporting vandals and hooligans, we will all suffer the blackouts, nofuel, poverty and no jobs together! Soon u wont have light or foe to be commenting on NL, na dat time ur eye go open. Smh

A Yorubar troll spotted! Go take ur medicines bro cos it's crystal clear u re suffering from POLITICAL AMNESIA!

Sweet girl, I can fvckk her even without her breasts. She's still finer and more enticing than many dirty women I see here in Nigeria!
The girl is still sexy for me o!
Her body is still fresh and alluring IMO if you ask me.

Congrats to her for surviving the scourge!

Yobo mates still dey play top flight football him dey form Chief for Naija. Black man mentality sef! That's why we are far behind other continents in almost all spheres of life and human endeavours! To us money is everything & excellence nothing. Nonsense!

Yobo mates still dey play top flight football him dey for Chief for Naija. Black man mentality sef! That's why we are far behind other continents in almost all spheres of life and human endeavours! Nonsense!

lordyugo:
so d conclusion is girls r worse ds days jus dt d r gud at pretence till d advent of social media which showed us finding a wife material is like finding d golden fleece?

Me lordy, I dey hail o! Egede 4 u ma broda!

Akon419:
This one great pass prophet Mohamed ;RIP

U want make dese abokii pple from sanusiemirate Kano behead u abi? My hand no dey o!!!!

Shame on all of you making tribal jabs on the Igbos. Can't a Nigerian criminal come from any part of the country? What of Yoruba guys causing nuisance in London, Edo girls prostituting all across Europe especially Italy, Hausa/ Fulani guys training both locally and abroad with Boko Haram & ISIS? Why are Nigerians so daft and unpatriotic? And I have noticed with dismay that Yoruba guys are so hate filled and spiteful, what the heck is wrong with u pple? If I may ask. They really need to reorientate their kids. The trend is getting out of hand! No wonder Nigeria has 2 many problems! There's no love lost amongst the various component ethnic groups. May God help us!

Shame on all of you making tribal jabs on the Igbos. Can't a Nigerian criminal come from any part of the country? What of Yoruba guys causing nuisance in London, Edo girls prostituting all across Europe especially Italy, Hausa/ Fulani guys training both locally and abroad with Boko Haram & ISIS? Why are Nigerians so daft and unpatriotic? And I have noticed with dismay that Yoruba guys are so hate filled and spiteful, what the heck is wrong with u pple? If I may ask. They really need to reorientate their kids. The trend is getting out of hand! No wonder Nigeria has 2 many problems!

ATMC:
babes u mean okotorigba...his exclamations are funny to me but i don't fancy him because he's not polished

Pls what do you mean by "polished"? No offence o! Besides, name three actors of his age that are polished by ur own reckoning. Thank you!

The man is fantastically funny, I swear! Nigeria's funniest actor if you ask me. I just love the man die! Oke store amanye onu na nsi aboki!

The man is fantastically funny, I swear! Nigeria's funniest actor if you ask me. I just love the man die!

PentiumPro:
Kindly shut up and stop looking for stuppid reasons to justify clear acts of sabotage.
Tell me in specifics how is the SE and SS not part of this govt?

Do you reason through ur vagina or what? Cos u sound soooo stewpid! Why are you harassing the SE & SS? Are they owing u? Why can't you advise ur darling Bubu 2 apply some wisdom and decorum in his leadership style. He's just behaving as if Nigeria was an Islamic Caliphate/ Republic with him as the Sultan or Supreme Leader. Useless Zombie!

SonG113:
Wow dope shape.... but she no fine... u can't have everything

Ma brother chill. Her face ain't that dazzling but is very very ok and presentable anywhere. Meaning she isn't ugly at all! In fact, the chick shape and body ( skin) na die, I swear!
This kind of girl can make any virile man go GAGA in bed! Choi! Lekwa ukwu! Ghana girls and big sexy ass be like 5 and 6, Shikena!

I just confirmed from his utterance about the Confab Report that Buhari is a FABULOUS DUNCE, no wonder he had F9 in Mathematics in his purported WASC results! Nigeria is truly in trouble with this kind of person at the helm. God help us!

kidman96:
Is she still in office

No, she's in the bush! Hope you're happy now?

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Hey babe, I love ur style. Pls ring me up. I need to know u better. Thanks dear!

mukhcech:
which position?

Doggy!

Buhari is a bloody COWARD! Babangida overthrew him in 1985 in Tunde Idiagbon's absence without firing a SINGLE BULLET! I knew he would chicken out. Retired General my foot!

SuperS1Panther:
These people are very funny.

Do you think PMB looks like the Drunken Master of Otuoke that Tompolo threatened not to come to Gbaramatu fo the launching of the Gas City and our then President chickened out too. MEND also threatened him not to come to Eagle's Square and our suposed C-in-C hid behind the walls of Aso Rock.

PMB will be there. DO your worst.

Buhari is not as brave as u think o! Go ask his military colleagues if you wish. Killing him is not impossible cos he's human afterall. Anyway, these are worrying times cos assassinating him is the fastest way of breaking up Nigeria! We pray it doesn't happen though.

eshietIntrepid:
Another genocide against the south loading...

This one if happen seem to be the doing of our own hand.

You are a foool for thinking a genocide under whatever guise is possible in this third millennium and 21st century. Most Nigerian youths lack brains, what a pity!

Avalon316:
Sack the hoe.

Gbam! I don't know why he's dilly dallying. Anyway, if it were me the relationship wld have ended the day I got clarification from the other guy. Period!

Ooni:
next time learn to comment without quoting a whole article. At least for the sake of sane readers.

Are you sure you are sane? It's like you are learning to be saucy, isn't it? Why cldnt u address the theme of my post instead of chasing shadows? Well, am not really surprised most Yoruba peeps I know are very foul mouthed! It sure is deep rooted in your DNA!