₦airaland Forum

Biglittlelois:
Exactly "you go chop banana" is just what it is

As for those with bad minds, you cannot chop the OTHER banana, you can only lick or suck it

What happened to other fruits like Orange or Mango, assuming there's no motive behind the statement? Imagine your 4 year old daughter singing "I go chop banana"

yusman14:
u just dnt knw wat is happenin in america music industry...rick ross furiously destroyed 3 ferari glass last month bcause his body guards brought colour red and e wants colour black..after dat e told dem to return it and gve dem a new cheque immediately to get new ones...u 2 c money...u can watch it on youtube..ronaldo is richer dan him.i concur...lol..
actually i love davido lyk...

So Rick Ross is richer than Ronaldo because he broke a Ferrarri glass? I'm actually done

yusman14:
wat everybody knw jay z 4 is music...just knw dat sum players ar suffering in top european clubs....ronaldo must tink b4 buyin wat rick rose can buy...musicians spend heavily..dats it

Rick Ross to Ronaldo!!! Rick Ross that's worth $35m? Same money Neymar earns in just a year? I get that you're a Davido fan, so you've refused to separate illusion from reality.

yusman14:
is not money compare to wat sum musicians earn per week..b4 michael jackson go to a show lyk $10m is already flumping...tell me a footballer dat is richer dan MJ...musicians ar far richer dan footballers...jay z sef get asset dan messi..

So you think every musician is Michael Jackson that earns $10m per show? Jay Z didn't make his money from Music. You can't use Jay Z as a comparison to Messi. JayZ isn't even considered among the best rappers in the world

yusman14:
all wat u typed ar wrong...davido's dad worth #250b...so how much is now private jet??e can afford it..e is far richer dan ronaldo...
2ndly,mikel earn $180k per week..dats is (20 million naira weekly)...mikel just dnt need it dats y...a footballer travels in group...not private...
now answer dis..btw michael jackson and messi+ronaldo..wu is richer??
in conclusion musician ar far richer dan most footballers...

What kind of theory is this? Michael Jackson is not your everyday musician. The richest musicians are richer than the richest footballers I agree, but an average footballer is far richer than an average musician. You only know the likes Beyonce, Eminem, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Lil Wayne and the rest. These are the superstar musicians, the cream of the crop.
There are thousands of musicians that you've never heard of, and they certainly don't earn anything close to the average footballers like Obafemi Martins, Mikel Obi or Adam Johnson

yusman14:
actually davido's networth is $21m..but e can afford it..trust me...
davido's dad his even richer dan ronaldo and messi networth multiply by 3..chai..all dis footballer sef no 2 rich..dey ar just over hyped...mike adenuga alone wil buy ronaldo family and properties and flex on top...

How can you compare business tycoons to footballers, how does that even sound to you? The average salary in English Premier League is £50,000/week. That's about N24m every blessed week. If that isn't rich to you, I wonder what is

yusman14:
actually davido's networth is $21m..but e can afford it..trust me...
davido's dad his even richer dan ronaldo and messi networth multiply by 3..chai..all dis footballer sef no 2 rich..dey ar just over hyped...mike adenuga alone wil buy ronaldo family and properties and flex on top...

Davido's dad isn't even worth up to $1bn. And no matter how rich his dad is, you think his dad will buy him a private jet?
Somebody who is worth $21m CANNOT afford a private jet. For example, just because you are worth $1.5m, doesn't mean you can "afford" a $1m Ferrarri.
Yes you can purchase it, but there's a big difference between being able to purchase something, and being able to afford that thing
Except you're the type of person, that would use 95% of his net-worth to purchase a liability like a plane

Just look at the kind of articles that are making front page these days. Chioma sneezes and it's on FP. Davido farts, straight to FP! Seun it seems you are taking your readers for granted, till people start leaving your forum maybe

Silverman42:
Well, different strokes for different folks, i guess. The reason i actually love the game is the storyline. I have become more interested in Norse mythology because of this game.

Metal gear5 for me is the best game I've played recently. GOW4 is just an angry man jumping from cave to cave fighting some bunch of meaningless monsters. I felt zero excitement playing that game.

I've played the game, the storyline is incredibly boring and the game is pretty overrated. The graphics are stunning but that's about it as far as the game is concerned

Awaitingkopa:
Lord Biko make me d Chioma of my generation

Pray for God to make you the Linda Ikeji, Folorunsho Alakija or Ophra Winfrey of your generation. That's a much better prayer than praying for a Davido to come your way. Chioma is just the GF of a rich dude, nothing else. Even the Kardashians girls made their wealth through their hardwork, not by sitting and praying to be the girlfriends of a rich dude.

iQUOTE:
Believe me, it's not up to 2 million as you see up there. I was online through out yesterday. I saw the way the figures were sky rocketing. It was about 1,975000, how come several thousands registered in less than 24 hours? I almost created a thread for it. Believe me, some silly kids have messed up the scheme of things in here. If you doubt me, this thread or any other thread on FP should have at least 50,000 views if we're actually 2mil people.

Of course it not 2 million people. Not even close sef. I think they mean 2 million accounts. No way Nairaland has even up to 800k members sef.

sonsomegrigbo:
What of when both the advisors and commanders are haters LIKE YOU?

You just made a very unintelligent comment. Just sit down and analyze what you just wrote now. Try seeing if you can make any sense out of it. Good-luck while you're at it

Northmall:
Are you sure they aren't doing that already? Seun won't need you to tell him how to run a forum he started alone and is now the largest in Africa.

This kind of mentality is one of the reasons why Africa is where it is today. We feel we are too big to listen to advice. There's a difference between somebody advicing you, and somebody telling you authoritatively what to do.
Same way our leaders don't listen to anybody because "nobody can tell me what to do"

martineverest:
yes o....every lady wants to be chioma or chioma sister.....but none wants to be like Linda ikeji cos they are very lazy to work with their hands and earn a leaving

thanks to Linda for redefining womanhood despite modern Nigerian ladies see their private parts as all they got to offer

she has also proved Nigerian fathers and men with the notion that girl child got nothing to offer wrong

I was about to say this too. Some foolish Nigerian girls will not pray to make their own money and liberate others like Linda Ikeji or Ophra Winfrey. Instead they are on social media praying for God of Chioma to locate them. The shallow mentality some of these girls have is really frightening.

EmmyDJourno:
[b]Shattap there, what do you know

Our bias towards money is shocking, he claimed to have been dating the girl for 5years, in those years he has had two babymamas, with one calling for paternity test, along with many oloshos

Well, my guy hustle get money cause, morals and values bow to money

See Ronaldo, one babymama, surrogate twins, that fine lady still put head, born pikin

To me that's the moral of this Davido & Chioma story. As far as you have money, you can do what ever you like and still get away with it. Cheat on your babe publicly and impregnate other girls, but it's all good & fine because you have money.
No wonder guys like Floyd Mayweather treats women anyhow, cuz he knows, regardless, they will still come back because of the money like bees to honey

InvertedHammer:
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Simple YES or NO.

No explanations necessary.

Either way, N10m is a lot to give away as a gift. That's all.

The question wasn't for me sir

freshkik:
Bro what that guy said is 100% true, we use to have a poultry back then,.. mostly layers and boiler breeds do that..... If we delay in removing the eggs, they ll crack it with their beaks and suck it, lol..... i have personally watched it happen a couple of time when i was too late to stop dem

Oh my bad. When he said "consume it's eggs" I thought he meant they swallow their eggs like snakes do . Thanks for pointing it out

Acidosis:
Seriously, the best place to conduct diligent interviews nowadays is Nairaland.

If you actually believe that car was bought with N1m x 45, then you need to return your certificates asap.

How some posters digest certain information without critical evaluation is beyond me. That was how some disgusting posters were boasting sometime last year, claiming that Wizkid is worth more than LASU, Unilag.. I just dey laugh.



A lot of people in this country received extremely worthless education. The fact that these guys have 1 million Twitter followers, hire cars for video shoots do not mean they're as wealthy as you imagine.

A good number of Nigerians lack the capacity to reason critically hence they believe just about anything they read.

oglalasioux:
That's the trend. All these Deeper Life and Assemblies of God girls; their parents will skin them alive if they found they've been penetrated before marriage. They do it through the ass and keep their vagina for the wedding night after which they are free to Bleep every dick on the planet. I pity men who marry girls from strict homes.

You know it's actually easier to detect a girl who has done anal sex before? The anus hole is usually much wider than a girl who hasn't done it. Virginity on the other can can't easily be detected except through medical tests.

Amarabae:
What is wrong with a girl kissing a guy?
Mr hoomo

I'm anything but homo my dear. And personally anal sex disgusts me too. But this argument that having anal sex with a girl means you're gay because that what gays do, it's very very wrong.
Lesbians kiss & suck themselves, that's basically all they do. So i'm asking you, does kissing & receiving head from a guy imply that you're a lesbian because thats what lesbians do?

Donkunxex:
Man never boasted about the amount of the car. It is people like you that have time to discuss the success of others.
He just said he bought a Porsche. Simple.

I never said he did, did I? Obviously I know it's bloggers that came about the N45m price tag. I said I have issues with people over-inflating things, this has nothing to do with Davido

Amarabae:
100% supported.
Why will a sane straight guy want to Bleep the anus?
BTW homosexuality is a spiritual problem.
They are possessed by a foul spirit

Why will a straight girl want to receive head from a guy? Isn't that what lesbians do? Why will a girl even want to kiss a guy sef, isn't that what lesbians do? Now you see how flawed this argument is.

oglalasioux:
Gays and lesbians are born different. The so called psychologist is very very wrong on that one.

There are several reasons people engage in anal sex. But the two I know are;

1. Girls who want to keep their virginity insist you have sex with them throw the shit hole.

2. Women who are very wide tend to encourage their men to experience tightness through the shit hole.

I've encountered both so I know what I'm talking about. The person talking about diseases might not have heard there's something called condom.

To be honest, I doubt if there are many girls who do Anal sex before vaginal sex. Does a girl who engages in Anal sex even consider herself as a virgin? Like why go through all that pain & stress?

skillz121:
I have seen a fowl consume it's eggs. ....... Does it mean our women � should also do that to their babies? We are humans not animals.... It's crazy Dat some has chosen to behave like animals.. ... .. Take ur time and watch discovery channels, I bet u will see other weird animal behaviors Dat u will like to copy since animals are now ur role model

Uncle why are you lying na . You have a good point, but you don't have to lie to prove it

BedLam:
The point of the post is to set facts not whether he bought any or not. Don't be unfortunate!

People like you don't see anything wrong with govt officials inflating prices of contracts.

Person wey do una don die.

Nigerians never see anything wrong with anything. When you talk they'll tag you as hater. That's what I've come to realize. It's just unfortunate.

InvertedHammer:
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Of course everything about cost or price is embellished in Nigeria.

But if I may ask...have you ever seen N10m in your life?

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Why do people think everybody who visits Nairaland is poor? You would be surprised at the caliber of people who open this site.

frankpro27:
All over my timeline... it’s Davido, Chioma and Porsche of 45 million that I see.
Most of the girls are tapping into the blessing while the guys are shouting “Chioma cooks day and night for David... but you don’t want to cook for your guy”.

I’m just here wondering if we are all processing the same information.
Davido says he has been dating Chioma for 5 years.
Within the 5 years, he got 2 different women pregnant... had 2 children by them... had other girlfriends he flaunted openly... suddenly all these things don’t matter any more and everyone is shouting ASSURANCE... GOALS!!!

What goals exactly? To be openly disrespected for years while in a relationship, and suddenly he decides the love is driving him crazy? To keep your relationship low key for years while flaunting other girls and one day he realizes his mistake and decides he wants to give you lifetime assurance and a Porsche What exactly is the goals here??

Someone posted *“Dear girls, it’s better to be the main chick than the side chick. After 2 baby mamas, Davido still came back to his girl. Love is real.” Really Because of Porsche, exotic trips and shopping? Suffering has confused all of us in this country.*

To all the girls looking for their own Davido, be careful what you wish for. If this is the precedent you want for your relationship I applaud you. We must be mindful of the type of prayers we say.

Your faithful boyfriend that sends you 10k when you need it is goals. Don’t be deceived by the glitz and glamor. What is the context? What is the content?
May we not crave relationships that will break our hearts and belief in humanity just for some temporary glamour.

To all those who are in real love relationships... you all are the MVP!!! Keep winning.
Love over everything.

Instead of these lazy girls to tap into the blessings of self-made women like linda Ikeji, Oprah Winfrey, Mo Abudu, or even Alakija. They all want to be like Chioma. Just sit and wait for a rich dude to come and buy them stuff. The mentality some of these Nigerian girls have is really frightening

nlanded:
How funny! When I saw the 45 million naira news of this car and ignorant Nigerians were going gaga as usual whenever they see anything online I just laughed!

Check out prices of second hand and foreign used Porsche Cayenne on Jiji.

Even the brand new one from Porsche itself is around 10million naira only.

Nigerians with lies and over hyping! No wonder this country is this corrupt!

If you talk now they will say you are a hater. I don't have anything against Davido, me personally I have issues with people over-hyping/inflating things. If you bought something N10m, tell us it's N10m, we will still applaud you. That's how somebody will steal N100m, EFCC will say he stole N2b. Eventually, they still will lose the whole case cuz they can't prove anything

LesbianBoy:
I am not just happy about this Assurance nonsense! N45million that Miraku had to stay in big brother naija house for 4 months to get, na him davido carry car worth that amount give him girlfriend (that is nor even a virgin like Cee C) as buyday gift!

I doubt if that Porsche is worth N45m. How much is a brand new Benz or Range Rover

d4real890:
Many youths are looking for funds to go for farming or start up a business, yet these multinational companies are endorsing BBNaija housemates with millions, housemates who spent months indoors doing nothing and buhari and buharism call the youth#lazyNigeriaYouth the thunder wey do strictly strike them still dey on codeine level

Because that's what Nigerians are watching. It's business bro. You can't blame the companies. If they organise quiz competition now, how many Nigerians will watch it?