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Politics / Re: Mixed Reactions Trail Buhari’s Assets Declaration-PUNCH by Celenawora: 4:40pm On Sep 05, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
From 150 cows to 270 cows in six month, that's "population explosion" in the animal kingdom
How much is a cow worth. Am not a fan of mr president but please we should always criticise constructively. So much can happen in a short while. Progress is not impossible
Religion / Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Celenawora: 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
MrPresident:


what is an invisible almighty spirit being doing with money?
His work. It is enough harm not to pay but to disuade others from paying may cost u more than u know
Religion / Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Celenawora: 4:06pm On Aug 23, 2015
[quote author=islandmoon post=37246270]because religion is a scam, if Christianity is the only religion that is right, what happens to the Hindus, Islamist, traditionalist, Jews, Indians, Asians ??
that means people in over 4 continents are going to hell, Hell will be more fun.. then

and pastor oyedepo will go to heaven? huh?[/quote
As it were in d days of Noah so shall it be when the son of man shall return.
Religion / Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Celenawora: 12:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
MrPresident:
cos i can stay in my house and pray, sing, clap, read my bible, and keep 10% of my salary to myself.
The 10 percent belongs to God

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Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Celenawora: 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2015
Ruler of the world not of Christians. The christian is not of this cosmos.
Every man has free will hence God will not LOrd it over any man to save him from the enemy satan
CHristians are not at d mercy of satan. Satan and all his cohorts have been defeated.
We are here as saviours of a dying world
Alphanancy:
Mr Man please come back and answer questions arising from your post. If satan has no stake in creation how come he still remains the prince and ruler of this world? Why did Jesus come according to christians? Was it not to restore what Adam lost and connect man back to God according to the church. If this is true why is it still considered that new born babies are born with the original sin? Was jesus sacrifice on the cross not supposed to undo what Adam had done? Lastly we are told that Jesus descended into hell to collect the keys from Satan and for the past 2000 years has left his so called children at the mercy of his enemy. Let me ask you, for how long will you be able to leave your biological children with your enemy knowing that his ultimate goal is to kill them. If you can honestly ponder this questions you will know that 75% of biblical claims do not make sense. God gave us brains to think. Lets use them. As Above So Below.
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Celenawora: 10:11pm On Jul 30, 2015
philfearon:
@Blossom023:
Since your childhood,you have been thought to believe that Satan is the source of all your problem,yet have you asked yourself how?
Your bible says your god is omniscient and all knowing, yet he didn't know that someone is gonna disrupt his creation, his best creation per se?
he created competitors in other gods,yet wants alone worship?
he sends his immortal son to come and die for you,yet has no wife?
he created a garden of eden,planted everything there,and planted a temptation there too, knowing fully well what will happen, yet he leaves it?
He is all knowing, yet he regretted creating man?
Do realise that the bible is all concocted fables to keep you in bondage..When u realise this,that is "true salvation".... Not a stupid heaven that is nonexistent!
u dnt always need a wife to multiply simple biology teaches that binary fission u c u have blived a lie

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Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by Celenawora: 10:04pm On Jul 30, 2015
Mellin:
SATAN is the name given to him by ancient men. Some called him enki, I call him the life giver. If you can read a sermon by high priest hooded cobra on joyofsatan u will understand better. Satan has different names. So Satan and the gods of hell are the creator

Remember (let US create man in our own image and likeness) Christians has not been able to explain who the US is.
God the Father,the son and the Holy spirit
Politics / Re: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by Celenawora: 3:31pm On Jul 15, 2015
Why not do same with PUtin. If being free means being incarcerated by sodomy then I never want to be free.
Politics / Re: Multiple Blast Rocks Jos by Celenawora: 10:51pm On Jul 05, 2015
realGURU:
Gej, CAN why Nah, if you want to revenge yobe church blast, go face bh, bokoharam are not muslims, leave muslim alone pls

Please grow up.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Nearly 200 In 48 Hours Of Nigeria Slaughter by Celenawora: 8:23pm On Jul 04, 2015
Rick9:
If Gej had been serious with bokoharam it wouldn't have gotten to this level.
President Buhari would defeat bokoharam I believe so, as for all those mischief-makers someday you gonna eat your words. *fools
Yestiday is gone. Pmb made unrealistic promises to deceive gullible Nigerians. Stop blaming GEJ
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Reacts To Buhari's Delay In Appointing Ministers by Celenawora: 2:42am On Jun 28, 2015
Yes you may be the grammartical oriribobo of our time but our nation is in dire need of true leaders not political sychophants. Change you promised that you are yet to deliver shocked
Travel / Re: Over 120 Escape Death As Aero Aircraft Develops Fault Mid-air by Celenawora: 1:52pm On Jun 06, 2015
Unusal. Just a one off. Air transport al the way
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 10:44pm On May 20, 2015
Nicer pls I sent u a mail pls reply
Religion / Re: Oyakhilome Consoles South Africans Over Synagogue Collapse by Celenawora: 7:23am On Oct 06, 2014
[quote
author=cutebobo post=26877068]All is well. I thank God for my pastor's
life. Daddy E.A Adeboye. Although most of christ embassy are not
biblical but i won't judge. God will lead his pple
right[/quote]
BUT U ALREADY DID. Pls ask for forgiveness
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by Celenawora: 10:12pm On Aug 31, 2014
let
d evil one throw his best shot at d church of Christ but d gate of hell
shall not prevail. These are indeed trying times. Pray 4 d church, pray
4 God's people

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by Celenawora: 10:42am On Aug 16, 2014
Ultimate54: I am giving out workforce past Question
and Answers for free for Allah's sake.
Feel Free to drop Your email
Celenawora@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 1:03pm On Aug 15, 2014
[quote

author=wonda26]
Just what I was thinking. They wouldn't want to waste time/resources for
a candidate who can still be disqualified later based on credentials.

Na wa o. NLNG running things uniquely. smiley[/quote] HAVE THEY REACHED U? I
tried sending u a mail but it was nt responding. I CALLED D HR
department and d lady i spoke with said i will receive d txt but im yet 2
do so.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 6:27pm On Aug 11, 2014
[quote
author=airsaylongcon]Comrades (Pardon the pun),
It is good to see everyone trying to give this thread a kick in the butt
and get it going once again. Now we must know what it feels like to be
in the Big brother house when the show is approaching the finale with
the camaraderie gone and everyone just hanging around. Now we must act
as a unit and push over the line. Truth be told, I am over the
specified age by a couple of years but I swear down I am ready to dig in
and fight with all my might. I may have deprived someone who is within
the age limit and equally qualified but remember when "If you are good,
you are good"was trending? I am not good but STRONGLY believe in
practise practise practise; for this is the only way a boxer keeps his
reflexes razor sharp.

So I beseech you all to chip in a little bit on how we can all make our
AC. I have got an ebook "How to Succeed at an Assessment Centre"
published by Kogan Page. If you are interested quote me. I will respond
to all requests by 1700hrs today 11/08/2014. Requests beyond this date
wont be answered o! Also @majekdom2, @sqlmaster and other top
dawgs....me I am not good o so assistance is necessary[/quote]
Celenawora@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 10:32am On Aug 06, 2014
[quote
author=PrinceofParis]
Really sorry bro,
+234-803-907-5000, +234-802-473-5000, +234(0)
84-28-5000

recruitment.online@nlng.com

Do send them an email, hopefully they will treat your issue.
Wish you a success mail.
Best Regards.[/quote] THESE LINES ARE NT CONNECTING. PLS WOT DOES UR
ONLINE STATUS READ? MINE READs 'STIL BEING PROCES BT IM YET 2 RECEIVE A
MAIL OR TEXT.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 9:04am On Aug 06, 2014
[quote
author=Joshuabak]Please.....i need contact phone and email of LNG
HR....i am yet to hear from them.....please I really need you guys to
help me out[/quote] SAME HERE O I TRIED REACHING THEM VIA EMAIL BUT TO NO AVAIL. WHERE ARE U FROM AND LIVE?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 10:13pm On Aug 03, 2014
Uchboggy:
Me grin

same here thou nt 4rm Bc
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 10:02pm On Aug 03, 2014
[quote
author=DPlacement]I have been asked to stop posting for fear of being
seen as unfairly influencing the recruitment process.

I am here in a personal capacity and my views do not represent those of
my employers.

I will answer 10 further questions before deactivating this account.

So far, only one person has succeeded in unmasking me. I cannot
underestimate how much I appreciate that person's discretion.

After this, you are on your own.

To those who made it to the Assessment Centre stage, you are the Cream
of the Crop! [/quote] Sir pls some of us are yet to hear from Nlng? When do we hope to hear from them? Thanks
Romance / Re: Ladies, Why Wld U Have Sex With Someone You Are Not Emotionally Connected With? by Celenawora: 9:35pm On Aug 01, 2014
xtervaganza: And as for this topic....





Why do you eat in restaurant when u don't even know who prepared the food


Answer because its delicious




Therefore so, people will taste you if you're sweet

ILLOGICAL COMPARISON. SEX IS MORE SPIRITUAL THAN PHYSICAL.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 3:26pm On Aug 01, 2014
[quote
author=PrinceofParis]300 is not a small number guys! But whatever info
we get here we take it as important and see it as what we have at the
moment till something else/better comes along. God help us all.

For you guys still expectant of a feedback/mail as regards the SHL test,
I would suggest you mail NLNG to find out your fate. Its unlike them
not to contact you. Just hope you did not make the mistake of changing
the NLNG mail address in the SHL test for another...mail them though,
that could turn things around.[/quote]. I SENT IT BUT IT DIDNT DLIVER. Pls mine online status reads "STILL BEING PROCESSED' PLS DID URS CHANGE?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 3:24pm On Aug 01, 2014
[quote
author=PrinceofParis]300 is not a small number guys! But whatever info
we get here we take it as important and see it as what we have at the
moment till something else/better comes along. God help us all.

For you guys still expectant of a feedback/mail as regards the SHL test,
I would suggest you mail NLNG to find out your fate. Its unlike them
not to contact you. Just hope you did not make the mistake of changing
the NLNG mail address in the SHL test for another...mail them though,
that could turn things around.[/quote]. I SENT AN EMAIL BUT IT DIDNT DLIVER. Pls Did ur status on their portal change? MINE READS" STILL BEING PROCESSED".
Romance / Re: Distant Relationships And Phone Calls by Celenawora: 12:53pm On Aug 01, 2014
[quote
author=fem30]Well, I don't subscribe to anything distant. Not even long
distance bizness. My experience has shown that while some dude
somewhere is doing all the lovey-dovey, I am the one servicing and
greasing her engine full time. I am not talking of one,two or even three
cases; neither am I referring to distant relationships were the lady is
in nigeria alone, I am talking uk, US and Germany. The guys are doing
the calling, I am doing the strafing. The guys sometimes even call when
we are at it. Most of them picks the calls, feign sleep, headache or
busy.
It is pathetic. My advise is for you to have a relationship where u can
see your partner regularly. The European and American winters sometimes,
increase the longings of the women. To be forewarned is to be
fore-armed.[/quote] and how has this beta ur lif? go get a lif dude n b a man.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 12:14pm On Aug 01, 2014
Imeyo1: who wrote in ph n is yet 2 get mail or has gotten mail
i wrote in lag bt yet to get a mail or txt o pls wen is Ac
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by Celenawora: 3:49am On Jul 31, 2014
celenawora@gmail.com.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Celenawora: 3:37am On Jul 31, 2014
coolio2014: I

Have you checked your spam box?
yes nofin there. pls wen is d Ac

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