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Jokes Etc / Re: When U Are Asked To Submitt Your CV In One Of Tinubu Company. by celeron40(m): 8:42am On Apr 26, 2015
temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!
congrats
Properties / Re: Fire Guts Federal Mortgage Bank Building On Broad Street Lagos by celeron40(m): 12:04pm On Apr 15, 2015
GMB on the way, goons are in cover-up mode..grin

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Politics / Re: List Of Top Politicians That Dump PDP For APC After Buhari Victory by celeron40(m): 5:32pm On Apr 08, 2015
Political ashawos.
Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman That Gave Birth On The Road by celeron40(m): 11:40am On Apr 07, 2015
phlio:
wow feel like impregnating someone .....lol..
That sounds so weird..considering what the thread is about.
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Tinubu Staring At The Oba Of Lagos by celeron40(m): 10:15am On Apr 07, 2015
Fashola: Agbaya ma ni baba yi o!

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Romance / Re: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by celeron40(m): 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2015
CharlesNneji1:
*warning* Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. Don't bother reading it. But For those who will read it; i used headlines to make it easy to scan through.
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MY TWO FRIENDS

I have two friends who are almost alike. As in, they resemble themselves for many angles.

I will call them James and John (Not their real names)

Both of them are average income earners. Infact, they earn almost the same amounts. Both of them are average looking guys, both of them are about 26 years old, both of them are generous, they both live in a flat and both of them drive the same type of cars.

Here is the only difference between them…

Girls flock around James like flies. They love him, they throw themselves at him, and about a couple of girls had even fought over him in the past. Some of the girls even go as far as buying things for him and trying to tie him down by getting pregnant for him.

As in, he is a real player who effortlessly gets girls interested in him.

But John’s isn’t that lucky…

Getting a girl is a big wahala for him. And for the ones he MANAGES to get; the way they play him is very touching.

He buys them things, tells them how much he loves them, shows them that he really cares for them. And these girls hang around for a while then either dumps him, tell him they don’t love him or out rightly cheats on him.

Some hang around him for a while, allow him to spend on them and then they send him an IV to their wedding with some other dude.

So what is the difference between the two?

Why are they so alike, and yet, have different results with love?
What is James’s secret?

That is what I will show you…infact he uses ONE main trick.

THE TRICK is this: He becomes emotionally superior to the babe

BECOMING EMOTIONALLY SUPERIOR TO A BABE:

Girls love to be chased. They love to play hard to get – it’s their nature.

Sometimes their shakara is quite normal.

But some other times; they do the shakara for you because you irritate them and they don’t want you around. They do it so they can put you off.

If a girl ignores your calls,

Ignores your chats,

Doesn’t want to go out on a date with you,

Never agrees to visit you,

Cheats on you,

Acts cold on the phone with you,

Talks to you in a harsh tone when you talk to her,

Doesn’t agree to give you her number after you have asked her twice for it…

She is not playing hard to get this time, bro, she actually finds you irritating. That is the hard plain painful truth. She finds you so irritating that the only thing she wants to do is to give you those attitudes so you can just free her.

If you get this same behavior from MOST girls you approach, then you are like my friend John

But don’t worry – I am about to show you what will put a stop to it forever (Yes, I said it. forever).

So what can you do to put a stop to it?

By becoming emotionally superior to her.

How do you become emotionally superior?

Here is the trick; To get a girl interested in you you have to do the opposite of what other guys do around her.

Other Guys praise her.
Other Guys try never to offend her.
Other Guys say only nice things to her.
Guys call her to ask her why she doesn’t reply their calls.
Other guys beg her to love them…

The trick is never do any of these things other guys do but rather, do the direct opposite.

Why?

Because the old method of praising girls, telling them how you feel about them and buying things for them don’t work anymore – it might have worked when you were a teenager but guy, babes don wise up – as they grow older they become more akpo.

If the old method of always trying to impress girls work then the girls you’ve chased in the past for dey trip for you die

For instance, instead of praising a girl – tease her.

Don’t say: “You are beautiful” (It’s a dry praise she hears all the time. Infact she has heard it so much that it justs boosts her ego without making her feel anything for who said it)

Turn it around and make it more sexy by saying something more manly:

Take for instance:

On a date you can say something like: “on a scale of 1- 10. For your face, I will give you 5 points. I will need to see some qualities in you before I give you the other 5 points”

Now, if you keep face like mess and say this to a girl she will think you are an arrogant idiot. The trick is to say it playfully – smile, relax and say it.
Most times when you say this to a girl she would go like: “For your mind. What are the qualities sha?”.
And you’ve hooked her…

You could throw in more teasing to turn up the tension by saying “Quality number one: give me 6 twins at a go for 2 points”.

So why does this works so well to set you apart from other guys?

It is simple plain psychology – human beings only LOVE interacting with people who are their level or above their level.
Trying to impress a girl you are chasing is like walking into her room crawling, with your hands stretched out as you beg for attention.
It makes a girl see you as someone below her.

Also, this method makes a girl go like WTF. Why is he so different from other guys, there must be something special about him – that’s just why he would behave this way.

MORE EXAMPLES FOR PROJECTING EMOTIONAL SUPERIORITY
Tips from my previous article:


# Never ask a girl how she feels about you. Never ever ever do it. My wahala is that even after reading this some guys will go out and still do it. when you ask a girl how she feels about you it makes her see you as someone who she has under her control. and when a girl feels she has you under her control, it kills every interest she has in you.

Women like men that are in control.

-#1. Never tell a girl how you feel about her TOO EARLY. I will keep saying this. Before you tell a girl how you feel about her you have to be sure she feels two times the same way for you. In eBook, The bang rule, i explained 3 steps you have to take before you let a girl know how you feel about her. follow those 3 steps in the exact way i explained them in the eBook and she would never think of friend zoning you. See my profile for how to get the eBook.

- #2 Stop Seeking Her Approval. Even if you did not get any other thing from this article - just get this. I don't preach disrespecting ladies, but still, guy - you are the man, not she. When you take your whole power as a guy and give it over to her, you are shooting yourself in the leg.

Some of the way most guys make this particular mistake is:

- They call a girl up and beg her to see them. Like, they beg.
- They beg a girl to call them. I overhead a guy saying something like this to a girl on phone one day: "Call me now, you never call me. Call me now"

Haba na. When you BEG a girl for anything you are handing your power to her and girls Never date a guy who is "weak"

MORE EXAMPLES:

1. Instead of telling a girl you want to fix a date with: “Can we see tomorrow” (this is weak). Say instead: “I decided to take myself to the movies tomorrow; I want someone interesting to go with. You just won the chance. If you say no, I will bite your nose”
(This projects you as someone who is in control. You are choosing her, she is not choosing you. Girls love guys they can’t control. I know this sounds weird but it’s the truth)

This article has become long enough. For more examples get my ebook today. See my profiles for numbers to call or watsapp. In the book I went into details on how to be emotionally superior on Pages 59 – 66

In my ebook, The Bang Rule, I also revealed the following

- Two things you need to do within the first five minutes of walking up to a girl that would make her instantly like you…. Page 52

- One trick MOST GUYS DON’T KNOW that you can use to make a woman want to come over to your house to pay you a visit, even when she knows you have the intention of having sex with her… Page 25.

- How to make a girl take massive interest in you even to the extent of chasing you shamelessly…page 45

- One way to start a conversation with a girl you just met that will cripple all her defenses and make her polite with you. This ONE WAY will ensure that girls never embarrass you when you walk up to them to woo them… pages 55-56

- What to do that will make a girl always coming back to you, even if you treat her badly. This is the same secret players use to make a girl rush back to them after every quarrel…pages 66 – 67

- One thing you need to do around a girl you are asking out that will make her feel lucky that you are asking her out…. page 69

Plus many many more.

To get the ebook; click on my username then on my profiles you will see a watsapp number to contact.

Peace, bro…
Bravo.

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Politics / Re: History Beckons As Buhari Sets To Unseat Jonathan - Leadership Newspaper by celeron40(m): 6:30pm On Mar 30, 2015
MrCEO69:

in 2011, bro no lie, buhari got almost all his vote in the north... why didnt dey vote for GEJ just like the south... to tell u the fact.. nigeria is divided... yourbas still playing hide nd seek
Let's be honest, Nigeria is a tribalistic country..ALL tribes are guilty of it so stop the Yoruba accusation..afterall, S.Easterners voted GEJ massively.

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Politics / Re: APC Rejects Rivers State Pesidential Results by celeron40(m): 6:14pm On Mar 30, 2015
PDP is a party of thugs.Now we know why they rejected the Card Readers.Ex-President Jonathan said "My ammbition isn't worth the life of any Nigerian" what a liar!
RIP to the dead.
Congrats to the people's General.

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Politics / Re: History Beckons As Buhari Sets To Unseat Jonathan - Leadership Newspaper by celeron40(m): 4:55pm On Mar 30, 2015
MrCEO69:

he just said the fact... bro accept it nd deal with it...we still v a long way to go... if buhari wasnt the candidate, maybe a another person wso is a Christian... u think APC will win in the north,... hope u vnt sold ur brain to apc
Myb its your brain thats on d way to the market..where was your smelly mouth when GEJ won most Northern states in 2011?
Politics / Re: History Beckons As Buhari Sets To Unseat Jonathan - Leadership Newspaper by celeron40(m): 4:55pm On Mar 30, 2015
MrCEO69:

he just said the fact... bro accept it nd deal with it...we still v a long way to go... if buhari wasnt the candidate, maybe a another person wso is a Christian... u think APC will win in the north,... hope u vnt sold ur brain to apc
Myb its your brain thats on d way to the market..where was your smelly mouth when GEJ won most Northern states in 2011.
Politics / Re: History Beckons As Buhari Sets To Unseat Jonathan - Leadership Newspaper by celeron40(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2015
ElekeNtioba:


Nigeria's biggest problem is illiteracy. When northerners vote for a candidate just because he is a fellow muslim, hw do u expect us to prosper. Nigeria still has a long way to go.
Nonsense..What of states like Ogun and Oyo? Even Imo state was very close..Keep your tribalist jargons to yourself..The wind of CHANGE is blowing!
Politics / Re: Photos: Military prepared to take on massive aggressive APC supporters in Rivers by celeron40(m): 8:14am On Mar 30, 2015
scribble:
Scatter them.


Rubbish
Thug.
Politics / Re: Alhaji Muhammad Hurd Is Dead (katsina Police Commissioner ) by celeron40(m): 1:26pm On Mar 29, 2015
Nice...No Nigerian policeman deserves to live...heartless bastards will get what is coming to them.
Crime / Re: Owo, Ondo Bank Robbery Photo (Viewers Discretion) by celeron40(m): 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2015
Life is now worth nothing in Nigeria..wishing all NLers a violence-free election sha..
RIP to the dead.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by celeron40(m): 9:08am On Mar 25, 2015
NighttWalker:
Thought I should share this grin
grin
Politics / Re: Alleged Photo Of FCT Minister, Bala Muhammad's Son Lying Down On Money by celeron40(m): 8:58am On Mar 25, 2015
MEILYN:
Always accusing APC for everything. I pity for you. That is your mate, he is richer than your father, his father is a PDP member and he is stealing Nigeria's wealth. Your insane brain picked nothing but to call APC? Na wa for you sef.
Nice answer for the fool.
Crime / Re: Graphic Photo: People Gunned By Suspected Cultists In Port Harcourt by celeron40(m): 9:00pm On Mar 22, 2015
Life is so WORTHLESS in Nigeria..

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Politics / Re: Soldiers & Criminal Execution(firing Squad)in Nigeria During Military Era (pix) by celeron40(m): 1:53pm On Mar 20, 2015
I still don't understand what we are to do with the pics..

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shoot At Professor Abdulahi's Car For Overtaking Their Convoy In Bauchi by celeron40(m): 6:46pm On Mar 18, 2015
tit:
anubody that obstruct the war aginst boko haram should be shot.
survivors should be invited by jtf for brainwashing.
Fe-diot...meaning female I.diot.
Politics / Re: Patricia Naomi Akwashiki, New Minister For Information Appointed. by celeron40(m): 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2015
An old innocent-looking WOMAN...Jona really knows how to play on our sympathies..
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Comedian Ay's Brand New Ride - A Jaguar XJL (Photos) by celeron40(m): 9:00am On Mar 17, 2015
Broke Nigga.s be like:
LesbianBoy:
Nonsense! Why should he be driving such an expensive car, when there are many poor people around angry

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Celebrities / Re: Chaos as Police Disrupts Ruggedman’s show in China by celeron40(m): 6:36pm On Mar 16, 2015
China! Brokee niggas be like "I'm going overseas for concert"..grin wetin person dey find reach China?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by celeron40(m): 5:07pm On Mar 15, 2015
Fynline:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1Ly-7rEXc&feature=youtu.be

Prep for Bama Offensive-Curtsey Nick George
Why are the troops not fully dressed? Most of them look like its a picnic they are going for.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by celeron40(m): 11:45pm On Mar 14, 2015
Another Nick George classic!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=29HT53s-LA8
Crime / Re: ISIS Release Shocking Photo Of Baby Dressed As A Fighter With Bomb On His Chest by celeron40(m): 4:23pm On Mar 14, 2015
Islam=Boko Haram
Islam=ISIS
Islam=Al Shabab
Islam= Al Queda
Islam=Bull.shi.it.

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Politics / Re: Some Chadian Troops Remarkably Resemble Boko Haram (photos) by celeron40(m): 8:33am On Mar 14, 2015
breadandbutter:
undecided


ALLAHU AKBAR cool



Thanks to the almighty Allah for giving us Islam through our holy prophet Muhammad (peace be unto him).

Islam shall spread to every corner of the earth and acknowledged as the one and only true and peaceful religion cool
BOKO HARAM

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Car Talk / Re: ABU Zaria First Nigerian University To Manufacture Cars by celeron40(m): 9:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
Acebrain28:
Gej transformation
Ehn nw, na GEJ build am..na Mama Peace assemble am..na Sambo paint am sef..Mumu.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Presents Cheques & Appointment Letters To Victims Of NIS Tragedy - Pics by celeron40(m): 9:26pm On Mar 13, 2015
BLOOD MONEY.
Sack Abba slowpoke and the Immigration boss or we won't take you seriously.

#ICalledMorrocco'sKing.
Disaster control FFK and Abati will clean up this wrong move soon.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: One Year After, Jonathan Gives Immigration Recruitment Victims Money, Jobs. by celeron40(m): 8:59pm On Mar 13, 2015
Now that elections are here?
#NeverAgain will Nigeria be ruled by a drunkard of "Stealingisnotcorruption" and "IcalledMorroco" fame.gringrin..Morrocco ko, Albania ni.

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