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Politics / Re: Certificate Saga: My Documents With INEC – Buhari by celeron40(m): 7:26am On Jan 28, 2015
Sai Buhari..

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Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo, Wizkid's Girlfriend Caught Enjoying Hot Amala by celeron40(m): 5:24pm On Jan 27, 2015
getafe:
you should've ignored the thread
You should've ignored my comment.
Celebrities / Re: Buhari's Late First Wife And Their Kids (Photos) by celeron40(m): 2:46pm On Jan 27, 2015
Hmm.
Politics / Re: Picture Of The Three Nigerians Killed By Buhari's Retroactive Decree by celeron40(m): 11:12am On Jan 27, 2015
shikaan:

May ur first son be killed like that. Amen
Relax bro..this is a Forum..not a beer parlor..give voice to sanity. Everyone has his/her own opinion.
Politics / Re: Picture Of The Three Nigerians Killed By Buhari's Retroactive Decree by celeron40(m): 11:11am On Jan 27, 2015
May God forgive GMB for this injustice..Still, he has my unflinching support..
Sai Buhari.
Politics / Re: Buhari Breaks Silence As He Arrives Cambridge For His Certificate(VIDEO) by celeron40(m): 11:07am On Jan 27, 2015
Hehehehegringrin..hilarious..but I'm still voting GMB.

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Politics / Re: See APC Version of CHANGE by celeron40(m): 11:01am On Jan 27, 2015
Make no mistake, nobody gives a Bleep about APC ....Its GMB I'm voting in come FeBuhari..not APC..You can't even construct proper grammer "See what APC mean"
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And Lola's Court Wedding Picture by celeron40(m): 10:03am On Jan 27, 2015
Y him broda be like person way dey sell recharge card? He sef no fit wear suit? gringrin

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Politics / Re: No Govt Can Fix Nigeria In 4 Years – Jonathan by celeron40(m): 9:17am On Jan 27, 2015
Akpan107:
GEJ till 2019.

We rejected Buhari before, we are going to do it again.
Of course we rejected Buhari...2003, 2007, 2011..But this year, we won't accept GEJ anymore..and by June this year, he'll be cooling his heels in KiriKiri along with Alams, Madueke, Oduah, Otteh, Bode George, and any other thief with whom they shared our 20billion.
TV/Movies / Re: What's D Most Scariest Movie U've Ever Watched? by celeron40(m): 12:35am On Jan 27, 2015
The Grudge...that movie messed me up big time mehn...
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo, Wizkid's Girlfriend Caught Enjoying Hot Amala by celeron40(m): 12:31am On Jan 27, 2015
And this is news? This generation is so lost in people-worship..."Eating amala"..so?

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Politics / Re: Picture Of A Politician Dressed, And Campaign In Chelsea Kits. by celeron40(m): 11:48am On Jan 24, 2015
Its so sad..80percent of our politicians are just clowns.

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Romance / Re: I Have Lost Feelings For My Girlfriend, Pls Help. by celeron40(m): 9:39am On Jan 24, 2015
Sunkyphil:
smh after u don over fvck her;
Don't mind him o! Him mouth like "lost feelings"..
Music/Radio / Re: Don Jazzy Calls D Banj A Broke Dude In New Song by celeron40(m): 9:40am On Jan 22, 2015
D'banj is a lost case..only Don baba J's production skills covered up his crappy lyrics for years..now, he is naked in the industry.and broke too!!grin

B4 I 4get, FeBuhari 14.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate Matter - Tune Into Channels Television by celeron40(m): 9:53am On Jan 21, 2015
gists:

Never realized there are so many graduates from PEJ high school. Imagine someone using BOTH for three things. And these are the same set of people asking for gmb certificate. tongue tongue tongue
Murder.gringrin

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is My Problem -Jonathan Cries Out In Secret Meeting by celeron40(m): 9:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
Osode:

As The Lord lives... once again
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I am 'presently' from Mountain of Fire.
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Which makes it worse for the likes of you.
Mountain Of Fire indeed...which fire? All those nonsense fall-down-and-die churches.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is My Problem -Jonathan Cries Out In Secret Meeting by celeron40(m): 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2015
Osode:

YOU KNOW BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO TO BE A CERTIFIED CROOK !!
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... As the Most High Liveth ...
Whose servant you have disdained, because you and your likes (Uncircumsised Philistines)on NL do not Fear Him.
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May your tongue cleave to the roof of your mouth.
I have no time for Living Faith PLC zealots..
Shalom.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is My Problem -Jonathan Cries Out In Secret Meeting by celeron40(m): 4:02pm On Jan 19, 2015
I've always known Oyedepo is a certified crook...The man is so thuggerish and greedy..Its so sad many Nigerians continue to blindly follow his ungodly teachings of wealth and fame. Right now, all Christians should just focus on the bible itself..The country is now filled with all sorts of Pastors..what business do Pastors have lobbying political office holders?

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Culture / Re: The Yorubas.... Your 'arodan' Experience.... by celeron40(m): 6:52pm On Jan 15, 2015
gringrin growing up!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Can’t Meet Up To My Demands, How Can I Dump Him? by celeron40(m): 6:42pm On Jan 15, 2015
The fact you she used the word "dump" shows what a hoe she is..
Crime / Re: A Thief Caught & Tortured By Soldiers In Calabar (Photos) by celeron40(m): 6:09pm On Jan 15, 2015
korel9:
Kk. In another vein

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Credit: KnightsTemplar
Story For Orunmila.
Sai Buhari.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day!! by celeron40(m): 5:02pm On Jan 15, 2015
K

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Captures Askira Town In Borno State by celeron40(m): 2:25pm On Jan 14, 2015
blemon44:
so this buhari boys no dey rest

buhari should talk to this people or he will never smell ASO ROCK
Idio,t of the highest order..who will benefit from the insurgency more? GEJ or buhari? This is all an endgame to make the North as unsafe as possible so that elections won't hold in the conflict zones..You TANnite trash.
Romance / Re: 5 Steps To Deal With Guys Looking At Your Girlfriend by celeron40(m): 7:31am On Jan 14, 2015
No 1 caps it all..
Politics / Re: Buhari Had His Chance But Failed, Says Jonathan by celeron40(m): 12:24am On Jan 14, 2015
Its funny GEJ's camapign theme is all about Buhari grin Is that what campaign is akk about? Anyway, I just saw GMB's daughter today..,damn! Ill surely vote for her father now.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by celeron40(m): 10:07pm On Jan 13, 2015
cirmuell:
Till when will NA going to be stuck with AK's?
Nothing wrong withs AKs my broda..the problem is SF troops carrying AKs..Most professional militaries still use the AK as Standard Issue..Besides, we are in the middle of a conflict..changing the AK midway is not advisable..As for SF troops, they undertake high risk all-weather, all- terrain missions both at day and at night..so stripped AKs for them is a big NO..An SF team ambushed by BH needs to have better weapons if it wants to survive the attack..as for the core infantrymen, what the N.A needs is more IFVs and adequate aerial recon assets that can be deployed on company level.
Politics / Re: Elections May Not Hold In North East –jega by celeron40(m): 4:45am On Jan 13, 2015
Calebosko:
buhari shud cal his guys to order so that it can hold
slowpoke.
Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Have Sexual Feelings Towards Your Blood Brother Or Sister by celeron40(m): 8:38am On Jan 12, 2015
Princecalm:
did u read the topic at all?
I wonder o!
Romance / Re: HELP! We Both Tired. But Too Afraid To Breakup because Of Our Parents by celeron40(m): 8:35am On Jan 12, 2015
unmask:
Guy spread your legs, look underneath if two balls aren't still there, then you need to grow them back
Damn..
Travel / Re: Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos by celeron40(m): 7:20am On Jan 12, 2015
Nawa o..diz ppl go dey go work so? Waking up in the morning with all that breeze..........

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Stars Campaign For President Jonathan In Enugu(In Photos) by celeron40(m): 7:11am On Jan 12, 2015
dovelike:
I vote him too. Those saying that an hausa man should lead us has forgotten that boko haram are hausa's.
Fyn geh like you, no brain.

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