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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Tackles Daily Trust, Lists Buhari’s Achievements by Cephas11(m): 9:45am On Jul 12, 2022
"LOL"Nigeria will confuse u sote u no go know the true meaning of achievement...

They will list confused policy, Darkness, backwardness and cluelessness as achievement.....[/quote]

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Properties / Re: My Landlady Just Brought A Quit Notice To Me Out Of The Blue! by Cephas11(m): 10:58am On May 08, 2022
Stinking comment...Angel Michael with the vocab...One sided Boss...Nice one mate!



Over entitlement mentality on someone else property

You have 12 whole month to look for your next year rent and you claim you don't have it as at expiration of your rent you even want a reminder from your caretaker

You felt too busy to attend meetings in the house you reside, meeting regarding welfare of the house which is part of your core responsibility as a tenant

Your fiancee had a quarel with the owner of the property

You cursed the caretaker of the property

You better start looking for a new place because highest you can get is 3 month from the reciept of the first notice

Only in Nigeria will a Fool download Sokoloan App, read terms and conditions, collect loan spend it on frivolity and when the time to pay reaches he starts causing all sort of menace

You got 6 month quite notice but want a year free rent....

PS; on a lighter note... What if Buhari and Osinbajo decided to stay extra 6 month in Aso Rock Vila and Aguda house while they drag Nigerians to court



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Politics / Re: Re: Prepare For Delay In December Salary (Disclaimer) by Cephas11(m): 9:31pm On Dec 09, 2021
False info man...I have never for once had salary delay even when Jonathan was there the salaries were paid before 27th latest 28 of every month..This govt is not doing bad in that area but their is still alot Roding behind..Talk wetin u know abeg o

This present government has not been joking with workers salary. Not like previous government that was borrowing money to pay salary even when the oil price was high .

Again, we are in December, nothing like fuel scarcity, obviously, salary would be taken care of[/quote]

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Celebrities / Re: P-Square Is Back! Sets Concert Date For 18th Of December (Photo) by Cephas11(m): 9:02pm On Nov 26, 2021
Pastor, who are u to say that when they have both been away from each other for 4yrs+...The whole PR needs this shows...Family na blood ties
Too soon. Way too soon!

Is this their reason for reconciling? If it is, then it is fake reconciliation.
They need more time to heal, to get back their long lost vibe and genuine connection.
Even their fans need time to get their groove back. [/quote]
Politics / Re: Mr Ibu, Harry B Anyanwu Endorse Tinubu For 2023 Presidency (Photos, Video) by Cephas11(m): 6:19pm On Nov 26, 2021
Na wa o and we are shouting Nigeria is bad but look at this people...We need good hands handling Nigeria and I don't give AF which region he is from...Give us the basic amenities o tan!

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Celebrities / Re: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by Cephas11(m): 8:38pm On Nov 18, 2021
Don't be fooled folks..Wiz will get enough funds u see those artists wey dey hide chop bah..dem go donate better funds....No clout chasing o.
WIZKID IS FUCKING GLOBAL!

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man, Uzochukwu, Others Arrested In Thailand Over N2bn Romance Scam by Cephas11(m): 6:57am On May 28, 2021
The yeye man bio even reads Gods time is the best....mad man but you couldn't wait to do a legit work so u can be blessed abundantly...

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Lawan: National Assembly Is Open To Informed Criticisms by Cephas11(m): 6:44am On May 27, 2021
Just listen to this crap this one is saying...This is the worst Assembly ever...No meaningful thing coming out than spilling rubbish

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Family / Re: Woman With 7 Husbands Reveals How She Satisfies All Their Needs (Video) by Cephas11(m): 8:37pm On May 25, 2021
Lol...dangbana woman with all these rugged looking men
Politics / Re: PDP Won't Suffer If You Leave, Bode George Tells Governor Wike by Cephas11(m): 8:27pm On May 25, 2021
The party he joined as a member for that matter...Wike keep calm u talk too much sometimes
Phones / Re: Please Recommend A Good Phone Between 60k - 70k Naira? by Cephas11(m): 7:45am On May 08, 2021
Try and get Samsung A12....its about 67k...

I plan to buy a very good phone this weekend. My budget is between 60 - 70k. Please recommend a good phone within my budget.

Thank You.[/quote]

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Brand Of Plasma TV Is The Most Durable And Strongest? by Cephas11(m): 6:18pm On Jul 31, 2020
An Hisense wouldn't be a bad idea...had my 40inch since 2018...The lowest of power will still POWER it on...Affordable and Very Clean Pictures

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TV/Movies / Re: KiddWaya & Erica Boobs: Will This Fresh Scandal In BBNaija Be Ignored Again? by Cephas11(m): 3:28pm On Jul 29, 2020
meobizy:
Another writer practicing his prowess. This show employs more people than Nairalanders are willing to admit.

I had a guy working at my former office then working on the production team for 3years now..He was a boy boy for media company but he was learning crane handling for major shows and events....He boasted that he quid from the BBN is loud.....
Politics / Re: Zamfara: Withdraw Femi Fani-Kayode’s Traditional Title - Emir Of Shinkafi Told by Cephas11(m): 8:39am On Jul 23, 2020
fulanimafia:


Borno? Cross check your claim.

Tinubu is the Jagaban of Borgu (Niger State) and he is honoured and respected to this day. Have you heard anyone complain of Tinubu's chieftancy? Tinubu and FFK are like day and night.

True that Tinubu is the Jagaban of Borgu Kingdom in New Bussa Niger State,but what were you trying to say about darkness and light?Absolutely no sense in it cos Tinubu is a just a normal paddy of the former Emir Dantoro 1....Paddy paddy govt

No comparison.
Romance / Re: When Asking Her Out, Let Her Go If She Asks You This Question by Cephas11(m): 7:48am On Jul 17, 2020
THUNDAR:
Seriously guys! things are not Really what they seems on the first date, just because she asked "can you take care of me" on the first date does not mean Jack, there are smart and intelligent ladies Who would purposely say annoying things on first date to see How you react, and may turn up to be independent women. just the way you keep checklists and tick Which she fails and passes so some of them do too. But some of them (a lot actually) na Akamu they say it as they feel!

So u are saying it's not what it seems right?The word is written boldly that those words mean U will take care of all my needs...just as simple!

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Politics / Re: You Are A Barefaced Treasury Looter - PDP To Ganduje by Cephas11(m): 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2020
lol....see punch lines MAN..Olorun ma je!Fee Dee Fee
Politics / Re: Okowa's Daughter Tests Positive For COVID-19, Governor Goes In Isolation by Cephas11(m): 1:53pm On Jun 26, 2020
Sammy07:

How come you understand Yoruba?
Grew up in Surulere and schooled in Ekiti
Politics / Re: Okowa's Daughter Tests Positive For COVID-19, Governor Goes In Isolation by Cephas11(m): 1:51pm On Jun 26, 2020
Sammy07:

Nah our own bride, Una wan follow talk?
We no dey steal person wife o but na person sister na.....Proudly Umudei
Politics / Re: Okowa's Daughter Tests Positive For COVID-19, Governor Goes In Isolation by Cephas11(m): 1:43pm On Jun 26, 2020
Sammy07:

Nah our own bride, Una wan follow talk?
We no dey steal person wife o but na person sister na.....Proudly Umudei
Politics / Re: Okowa's Daughter Tests Positive For COVID-19, Governor Goes In Isolation by Cephas11(m): 1:36pm On Jun 26, 2020
Sammy07:
NnwayiOgwashi grin

Ogwashi ukwu is not far from Asaba fah grin

Ada

Ada OG, how are U?u make me proud of coming from the Kingdom...I cldnt message from the reply u sent from the Jeswinner account but I'm willing to know u....07085322554 whatsapp pls
Politics / Re: How PDP Governors, Chieftains Endorsed Obaseki, Shaibu Ticket by Cephas11(m): 6:55pm On Jun 20, 2020
JasonScoolari:
What kind of F00L is this one? Is it that your comprehension ability is lower than your low sperm count that all you see in my comment is "Bad belle"
Or you're just trying to be foolish by stylishly using my comment to advertise yourself?

Don't be silly bro, with that head of yours in your profile pics, I expect it to accommodate enough Sense not foolishness.

Mugu well done....The profile pic is mine and I appreciate my path but oga I get extra degrees pass your generations...Mfcka
Politics / Re: Folajimi Lai-Mohammed Harassed By Police At Oba Abdulwasiu Lawal Event by Cephas11(m): 11:23am On Jun 20, 2020
jubrilELsudan:
THE CP SHOULD JUST SAY BYE BYE TO HIS CAREER. THEY WILL MAKE SURE THAT THEY RETIRE HIM IN THE NEXT ROUND OF POLICE RETIREMENT.

HE DARE TOUCH THE SON OF THE LEADER OF BUHARI'S CABAL AND HE THINKS HE WILL GO FREE.


HE IS A VERY STUPID MAN.

Clap for yourself leader of the Supreme Dynasty of foolishness...We can't grow with people like U walking free with a backward mindset

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Politics / Re: Folajimi Lai-Mohammed Harassed By Police At Oba Abdulwasiu Lawal Event by Cephas11(m): 11:20am On Jun 20, 2020
Kriss216:
Lai Mohammed = Minister for information
Son = Member, Lagos State House or Assembly
You = BMC miscreant.
You see your life
This one off me...1 bottle of budweiser for you...
Politics / Re: How PDP Governors, Chieftains Endorsed Obaseki, Shaibu Ticket by Cephas11(m): 7:49am On Jun 20, 2020
JasonScoolari:
Exactly the same way so many pockets were filled when they picked the APC ticket.


lol..abeg don't mind dis one with bad belle when be say on election day he won't vote rather he will be looking for a professional logo to design for 2k....I design better logo for free grin
JasonScoolari:
Exactly the same way so many pockets were filled when they picked the APC ticket.


lol..abeg don't mind dis one with bad belle when be say on election day he won't vote rather he will be looking for a professional logo to design for 2k....I design better logo

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Politics / Re: Saraki Says Oshiomole's Mouth Divided APC In Reaction To His Suspension by Cephas11(m): 6:21am On Jun 20, 2020
feedthenation:
Saraki got mouth now, Oshiomole rendered him jobless

As jobless as he looks he can still comfortably take care of your bills till u fade out from the face of the earth...Be humble

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Advises Obaseki: 'Return Not To Egypt Where Thee Art Called Obasek' by Cephas11(m): 4:32pm On Jun 19, 2020
hisexcellency34:
This common blogger will not cease to amaze me


blogger wey get fings pass you....enjoy the thread and Bleep the hate....tueeeh!
Romance / Re: Guys Don't Be Sad If A Lady turns You down by Cephas11(m): 3:09pm On Jun 17, 2020
This post is disjointed from the main aim in btw. its crap!
Celebrities / Re: Browny Igboegwu And Wife, Becky, Welcome Baby Girl After 10 Years Of Marriage by Cephas11(m): 10:01am On Jun 17, 2020
Abalado:
Two of them too fat o,,,,see bele,,how them take they do the do na...


same way dey Produced a child from the doing...focus on the positive side of the news....Mugu!
Religion / Re: Pastor Charles Osazuwa: It Is A Sin To Be A Tenant In A Rented Apartment by Cephas11(m): 10:13am On Jun 15, 2020
pastor u can quote the bible upside down to deceive the foolish followers....70% of your worshippers are tenants and low income earners who are hoping to have their own property in the nearest future...But with people like u crack head they will never make it thru because they have to sow seeds for you a your household to feast on...Muthafucka!
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 66th Birthday Today by Cephas11(m): 12:23pm On Jun 13, 2020
Happy Birthday Ma,More Years In Good Health.....Proudly OgwashiUkwu
Education / Re: LAUTECH: Nigeria Best State University in Pictures by Cephas11(m): 10:23am On Jun 09, 2020
cruzydal:
Headquarters of yahoo plus boys
since 1900....Lol
Religion / Re: Vera Uwaila: Apostle Suleman To Give N1 Million To Any With Reliable Information by Cephas11(m): 11:35pm On Jun 01, 2020
ArticleBeast:

I said shut up. You are too foolish to be among the living

I had to go over the message a second time to see the stupidity displayed..I am not suprised as they say madness comes in many forms!But this one is LEGENDARY!!!

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