₦airaland Forum

Juliusmomoh:
When jesus was saying " It is finish " he was actually talking about your brain....

Sometime what i read on nairaland, makes me vomit.

I mean how can you be crushing on a married woman

Though some married woman are sex stave. But aleast na... Let some married men Bleep her, not a guyman like yourself.

You even went and mastubate using her image... You start imagine how you were ontop her shaking your potato head like standing fan ...

You sure say your G-wagon never bend ontop mastubation.

Am leaving nairaland for you people... Thank you

I swear you no well,

Hmm

Is prophecy being fulfilled?

its tipped

FalseProphet1:
I see the bandits extending their kidnapping to the elites, I see top northern politicians and their families becoming victims of kidnap, I see a massive protest in the North calling for the impeachment of Buhari.

I see buhari being chased out of aso Rock, I see him getting kidnapped on his way back to daura, I see the kidnappers demanding for $100billion, I see him trying to borrow money from China, I see the Chinese government turning down his request because he's no longer the President.

This I have seen.

You're beginning to sound irritating like that vulture seller and other pests on here.. Kindly shut da fc.uk up

ominilongest:
He also had to avoid the grasp of another pitch invader who charged towards him for a hug during the game.

Ronaldo looked shocked as the man ran all the way up to him after evading security.

But Ronnie wanted no part as the invader reached out, before eventually being dragged away by stadium staff.

However, one lucky fan did manage to get to Ronaldo at the final whistle, getting a treasured hug as well as the legend's match shirt.

The young girl was in tears after forcing her way past security to get up close to her idol.

He then earned a huge roar from the crowd for stripping off his prized number seven top and handing it to her after a brief cuddle.

As for the game itself, Portugal held on to a draw by the skin of their teeth, meaning Fernando Santos’ men will now only need a point at home to Serbia this Sunday to top their group.

Lol, is the pic with this post real?

johnmartus:
Meanwhile you can't see igbo here because this people started travelling in early 80s...there's this propaganda among them the most traveled tribe in Nigeria.

You had to take it here... Lol

Anyways nairaland is a place for all sorts of low lifes, beggars, mentally unstable etc.. You had to mark register first

SmartPolician:
Why is this supposed to be a problem?
He should clear his name and leave the EFCC office if he's a genuine hustler.

I assume your not Nigerian or don't stay in Nigeria..

If not this your question is very very d*mb

adamsmith914:
Buhari has no certificate, who has seen your father’s certificate, which primary school certification does he possess?

What has your mother have to do with this?

Is your mother a public servant, we have no business with her, so we need not see the the illiterate mother of an illiterate sons certification,

grossintel:
You could be right but then again majority of android users are trash traffic and don’t convert, so many advertisers choose to advertise to iPhone users alone or more. Also In this side of the country a lot of people use iPhones these days and the numbers keep increasing as older iPhones get cheaper. Even though not as much as android anyway but just remember that iPhone traffic convert more.

And yes it’s affecting even Google ads, the way tracking works is this; let’s say I search for a smart watch in jiji, jiji then sends this data to Facebook and Facebook shares this data with instagram, WhatsApp and even Google so I start seeing that ad everywhere for a couple of days.

But with iOS 14.5 iPhone users will be asked if they want to be tracked when they open jiji and if they say no ( more than 70% choose not to be tracked ) jiji cannot send an accurate data about you to Facebook because they don’t even know who you are and can’t link your identity with your advertising ID. This results in Facebook serving ads that aren’t tailored to you.

Since I optioned out of Facebook I see ads that I have zero interests in lol.

Nice one, thanks for the education

princy80:
Hello, I'm a digital marketer. You can whatsapp me. Let me help you set proper goals for the ads as relate to your business, and also manage the ads. My number is in my signature

No wahala priince ill make contact

grossintel:
Facebook ads is more of a hit or miss now after iOS 15 update. Reason is that iOS now lets iPhone users block apps like Facebook from tracking them, so targeting users now is more of trial and error thing.

Omo eh, the whole thing scattered..

But some people are still hitting oo.

Your point is valid.. But i think majority of us in this side of the globe are android users.. Or what do you think?

Did this ios stuff also affect Google ads? What do you think?

Anyone

Nairaland family..

Please who would you recommend to give good results for facebook ads.. am paying too

Suggestions are welcome please

gregyboy:
Nothing special landlord go still brag say u b once e tenant to people,, and people will still give him respect

Very siiily post.. Unfortunately this is howmany Nigerians think..

Empty brained people think this way.. Its now a competition, "he was once my tennant" black men and far distance from sense.. Phew.

If you cant pay rent, its legal your asked to leave.. If he bought the land there by chance good, if intentionally how petty, hope it not water logged and washed away later, out of a desire to be petty and fight back

Taich:
Once blood is spilled with such viciousness peace will be far away from that community.

You're right.. And thats the problem with the whole entity called Nigeria

rottennaija:
irrespective, Do you think they follow the teachings of their god when they sacrifice their children or members on the alter of prohibiting blood transfusion?

Bro.. I need your contact info.. Need to ask something, (ivermectin related thread ), can i have your WhatsApp? My mail paddyonlinemarket@gmail.com
Thanks

mrkings84:
Na wa

And u and ur police escort couldn't afford two bikes abi?

I pity for the bike and it wheels!!

Lol, the escort is on the bike to protect him

TooNoisy:
One thing that is very clear is that the Yoruba are the most accommodating tribe in Nigeria; no one can deny that. However, what have we got in return - hate and envy especially from the Igbos. The Hausa/Fulani are suspicious of the Youruba but they do not hate the Yoruba. The are also accommodating to the Yorubas.

The Edo/Isekiri/Urhoro are siblings to the Yorubas even though they have their own identity. The Efik/Ibibio are somewhat indifferent to the Yoruba but that is fine. The Igbos outright hate the Yoruba and it is time Yorubas become very conscious of this hatred.

Everyday they are castigating Tinubu, Fayemi and Osinbajo; and other potential Yoruba presidential candidates. The other day they were calling Yoruba women undesirable and dirty. All of them were hating on Peter Okoye for marrying a “dirty Yoruba woman” - a woman who is more educated and exposed than anyone in their generation. They insult the same Lagos where they live - why don't they just go back to Onitsha and Aba.

They insult anything Yoruba- from Anthony Joshua, Wizkid, Tiwa and everything Yoruba. These insults are not unnoticed. Yoruba will not forget and will surely retaliate!

You're still the same old woman that was talking about the use of harsh words anf people pointed out your hypocrisy...

You're part of the reasons Nigeria can never progress.. You and million others.. You mentioned some disgustingly corrupt and murderous politicians.. But your narrow mind is blinded by your affiliate to them through tribalism, so you're ready to kill yourself defending them against igbos.. Igbos have been crying to be let go.. If you want to make sense agitate for them to leave.. Your toutish nature isn't hard to hide.. Its evident, "youruber women are more educated than their generation"..

Las las you'd grow old and get sense.. You're just a pained old woman

DubaiLandLord:
What kind of Anti Aircraft Gun is in the possession of the Bandits that can threaten GMB aircraft?

I find it so hard to believe this news.

Except they have a SAM, no anti aircraft gun can take down any of the presidential jets cause of how high they do fly.

You hit the nail on the head..

Buharis govt =bokoharam.

Blood thirsty animals, am sure the devil cant wait to give them marked headers, the 70 demonic whores in hell.. And i hope the nastiest part of hell is their portion

Juliusmomoh:
Note i don't hate him..
I love him with my everything.

I just discover recently that he's not my dad son..

Do what you feel is right.. But note that what is right may kill your father.. Just saying..

Is he an old man?
You're step bro mature?
Also notr that your dad will most likely nott be interested.. The more you grow, the more you realize in life.. Your own blood isn't necessarily your own

IKBARUTEN11:
I experienced similar thing some weeks ago

I went for test 3 times and recommended medications taken. But after a while it persisted
I took everything everyone here suggested but couldn't get healed. At times I find it very difficult to breathe. My heart beat was rapid and accompanied by chest pains. I was almost giving up but I'm totally healed today after taking

Ha.. Why did you stop.. I don't get, what sort of person is this

Hibiscus62:
Hi nairlanders, I need your help.

I started having cough seven days ago and I as well took some over the counter medications to sooth it (Erythromycin, Augmentin and a liquid one) . But it seems while I take the medications, the cough worsens especially at night. The cough is very dry and doesn't produce anything and it's mostly triggered by a funny sensation at the back of my throat.

I don't really experience any other symptom apart from loss of appetite.
I'm afraid of going to the hospital to avoid being kept in the isolation center for the suspicion/fear of covid.
Could this truly be Covid?
What should I do?

Mods, please my post needs a wide view.

Bros its covid

Rush, vitamins d
Naicin
Zinc
Ivermectin
Vitamins c
Melatonin
Drink lots of warm water
Do steaming.. Boil hot water cover your self with thick cloth and try breathing in the heat/steam

Even if you go to hospital.. Still gather the above.. Docs are zombies these days..

Don't waste time.. The longer the virus stays the more confident it gets..

Maxymilliano:
The late Obadiah Mailafia comes to mind, May God rest his soul

Wait.. That man is dead?

Haaa

I don't care what happend, he was probably killed..

Eno go better for the north

Pingpongball:
I'll maybe only show them to the girls , I don't want some guy with a foot fetish jerking off to them

Happens to me too..

My feet are good looking..

Hackportal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRzTO-RJ3lE

A lady who was seen in a video giving blowj*bs at a club has apologized to her parents after it went viral.

The Ghanaian lady was seen in the video giving patrons blowj*bs at a nightclub situated somewhere in Kasoa Ghana.

She has however now apologized to her parents over what played out at the nightclub. According to her, she never anticipated the video would go viral and had no ill intention of hurting their feelings.

The lady was heard saying;



https://loadedpulse.com/lady-apologizes-to-her-parents-after-video-of-her-giving-blowjb-to-men-in-a-nightclub-went-viral-videos/

Werey, na Nigerian girl

longetivity:
Werey dey use style tap innocent girls current

You're a potential rapist..

You have a sick mind, sorry for all the people that spent money raising a sick person like you, you need help, you and all your likers

micflo28:
Abeg I use God beg people wet dey say ritual no worth am to show me the legit way too. Hunger is about to push me to the same path as this guys. I have hustled as much as I can and I am tired. Abeg my people.

Don't be a foool, crypto will give you more money than any foooooolish ritual.. When you die your suffering will be multiplied.. Be warned

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

And you all believe this story



Apart from looking like a nollywoood script....
First of all.....humans are a disgrace....and Africans are worse....

Money rituals can never make you rich

You're evidently saying this to console yourself..

Better repent true or not true

CondemnBattery:
I think these guys are deliberately calling for war. And I know General Buhari won't spare them. I just pity them...



So some nonentities


are quoting me, calling me all sort of names below...
I don't blame them, I only blame cheap data.....

I will be waiting when you bring your cv for employment that's if you even have one.

You are killing your people and you think you are doing Buhari? Spits

Ill feed your generation yet unborn.

Your part of the unknown gun men, so you know it all, see how very dumb you are,

CondemnBattery:
I think these guys are deliberately calling for war. And I know General Buhari won't spare them. I just pity them

As much as what their doing is condemnable,

Buhari is your lord and saviour... Thats why poverty is your second nature, keep on scrapping and looking for battery to sell

BRATISLAVA:
You've based your life around so much temperament jargon. Who are you, really? Who do you need to be?

Who told you there's anything like a choleric? People are blends. But you seem to revel in your antisocial tendencies as a badge of honor for cholerics. You're probably more of an introvert than a choleric.

Being "highly" cerebral isn't an excuse to be a douchebag without empathy, or to use it as an excuse to be high on volatile temperament. The rest of the world is also highly cerebral and volatile tempered. How do the rest of us learn to live with a partner peacefully?

You are looking for temperaments, but unless you work on yourself you will still split from anyone you're with.

Everyone can change positively. And if they can't, they need drugs for it. Or behavioral therapy.

Reduce your judgmental introversion. People learn empathy.

Most sensible advice

After mine own up there of course, lol