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Celebrities / Re: Shakira & Gerard Piqué Expecting First Child by cesil92: 4:56pm On Sep 20, 2012
cheddarking: That kid will have the Defensive Abilities of His father and the Waist Winding skills of his Mother...

Could he/she be the Antichrist?
shocked shocked

Maybe
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Yet To Stabilise - Hospital by cesil92: 12:16pm On Sep 20, 2012
Naija Aso Rock Trend
Abacha die, Stella follow, Ya'ardua die, Patience wan follow.. Next go be the next president come 2015 (Goodluck or any other)

Soon people will stop contesting for the no. 1 position
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Visits Prezzo In kenya by cesil92: 12:06pm On Sep 20, 2012
Marry today, Divorce tomorrow! I'm waiting to read about their divorce soon.
Properties / Re: Looking For A Ground Floor Office/shop In Calabar by cesil92: 11:59am On Sep 20, 2012
alphabeta: I am looking to rent a ground floor office that could be used for office / shop in Calabar. Ideally a good sized office space with about 3 rooms and a toilet.

I am looking at these locations - in order of preference.

Mariam Road

Etta Agbor

White House or anywhere in the Vicinity of Watt market but not within the market.

Mount Zion

Goldie

or any other major streets.



Let me know if you have any leads. Thank you.


Its hard to find something like that with 3 rooms and a toilet, you can ask anybody. The least you can find is 2rooms and mostly without a toilet and commonly at South.
The followin vacant shops are

- A new duplex shop(down floor and up floor with a staircase connecting both, tiles, with toilet and spacious room. Compound with inter locking stones, fenced with gate and 2 security men at marian. Rent: 2 Milliion/year.

Others exists Call Edidiong 0803-930-1995
Properties / Re: Building A Student Hostel : Profitability And Challenges by cesil92: 11:43am On Sep 20, 2012
Reflector: Does anyone know how much off campus students hostel are rented out for in Uyo?

80k to 130k a year, depending on what you want and location
Call Edidiong on 0803-930-1995
Properties / Re: Building A Student Hostel : Profitability And Challenges by cesil92: 11:40am On Sep 20, 2012
Reflector: Does anyone know how much off campus students hostel are rented out for in Uyo?

80k to 130k d epending on what you want and location.
Call Edidiong 0803-930-1995
Politics / Re: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by cesil92: 7:50am On Sep 19, 2012
Fashola really is not a listening governor. With all this LASTMA news of brutality and corruption frequently making waves, He has so much decided to play deaf ears to the cries of the people he governs..
Me wey dey Calabar dey hear the tory about LASTMA on e-media and print, him wey Lagos dey him domot, him no dey hear complains of him people.. Na wa o!
Car Talk / Re: A Day At LASTMA Office Oshodi by cesil92: 7:40am On Sep 19, 2012
Nigeria jaga-jaga, PDP jaga-jaga, ACN jaga-jaga, wetin man go do? <eedris reloaded>
Politics / Re: AIT Yanks Atiku Off The Air At Leadership Newspaper Award. by cesil92: 1:07pm On Sep 18, 2012
GARRI (x7):
What is Atiku

A name of a person that contests and fail.

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Properties / Rent Of Accomodations To Let In Calabar by cesil92: 12:27pm On Sep 18, 2012
Rent varies slightly or widely in Calabar depending on the location.
For Calabar Municipality, a clean decent property tends to be higher than in Calabar South....

Rents of Accomodation in Calabar Municipality:-
- Self Contain:- Commonly goes for 150,000naira/year to 200,000naira/year.
- 1 Bedroom Flat:- Ranges from 200,000naira/year to 250,000naira/year..
NOTE:- That of 250,000 usually the best.
- 2 Bedroom Flat:- Ranges from 250,000naira/year, 300,000naira/year and 350,000naira/year.. It all depends on what you want interms of the facilities and location.
- 3 Bedroom Flat:- Ranges from 3000,000naira/year, 350,000naira/year, 400,000naira/year.
- Duplexes costs between 800,000naira/year to 2 million naira/year. It all depends on what you what you want, location, number of bedrooms etc.
NOTE:., In most cases, 2years rent in advance is needed OR 1year and 6 months by owners. Applicable to all properties/application.

Call or Text Edidiong on 0803-930-1995
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by cesil92: 6:24pm On Sep 17, 2012
Mine was my "ex" so to say, a certain G-girl, she had the guts to tell me, she's met wit R-Kelly and has been meeting him cos she writes songs for him. She even went ahead to tell me she burns the candle most times at night writing songs, just a show of hardwork and dedication.
Another lie she told me she base in the U.S, that same day she said that big nigerian artiste are her close pals with some asking her out for an affair..

All this happend on our first date at Calabar, since then I find it hard to believe even the word "Sweetheart or My Dear" from a lady not even to talk of "I LOVE YOU"
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by cesil92: 6:10pm On Sep 17, 2012
lonelypal: Had to many blatant lies from them, now am the one telling the lies. Learnt ma lesson the hard way grin

It seems the ladies are the topic for today discussions... They are the ones telling much of lies, and they are the ones at Fault, yet they keep blaming the guys and complaining about guys being insincere and unfaithfull
Family / Re: The Most Suitable Job For A Married Woman? by cesil92: 5:57pm On Sep 17, 2012
Ujujoan: While we are on that, someone please tell me what the most suitable job for a married man is . . . cool cool

Any job that can bring money to the family, keep food on the table, pay rents, buy B.B porsche for the woman, provide money for her Brazilian hair AND makes you/her stop raining abuses such as "GOOD FOR NOTHING, USELESS MAN" is just too suitable for a man.
Business / Re: CBN To Introduce Coin Dispensing ATMs by cesil92: 5:47pm On Sep 17, 2012
megxo: joke of the day>>>>>>>>>sanusi must be gettin tips 4rm LAS VEGAS cheesy

Too much of going to LAS VEGAS to gamble don make am wan introduce same here 4 Naija
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 2012 Aspirant by cesil92: 5:31pm On Sep 17, 2012
Since its an interview,
Dress Code:- Clean Italian Black Suit

Go along to the venue of your FSLC, SSCE and other certificates you might have obtained.
Go with your writing materials, like pen, pencil, erasers and beware ready to state in Mol/dm<cube> the concentration of Gulder, Molailty, Normality, etc, state the no. of atoms present.

Advice:- Try as much as you can to beat time. Brain Support is allowed. You can Farouk/Bribe to get enlisted.
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Dead Baby In Suitcase In Abuja ! by cesil92: 8:27pm On Sep 16, 2012
dotcom_na_me_na_me: Unconfirmed reports says the man was caught with the dead baby stuffed in a suitcase at Tipper garage near Gwarimpa in Abuja yesterday .

Another reports says the conductor of the bus he board on suspicious of his bag ask him what was inside and he refuse to respond but the bag was seize from while he try to alight and arrested

Source: http://naijatalkative.com/2012/09/man-caught-with-dead-baby-in-suitcase-in-abuja/

People will never learn.. No matter how they are being caught, beaten, exposed and disgraced, it can never serve as a deterrent to others. Was he thinking he was a King Kong?
Celebrities / Re: Fans Insults PSquare For Deleting May-D's Tracks From Youtube by cesil92: 3:20pm On Sep 16, 2012
madam,abeg mix akamu and yam,
add 2 plantain,kpomo,okporoko and kunu.
spray som stew ontop jare.
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Bros' you go purge o!

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Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Verse(s)/chapter(s) In The Bible? by cesil92: 1:53pm On Sep 16, 2012
Danka7777: To all bible scholars and fervent believers, bring out your bibles now and this will be a serious debate:

Genesis 4:16-17: “Then Cain went out from the presence of the LORD and dwelt in the land of Nod on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch. And he built a city, and called the name of the city after the name of his son-- Enoch.”

Cain and Abel were the children of Adam and Eve, right? Ok. If Adam and Eve were the first humans God created and bore Cain, Abel and many others, where in the hell did the wives of Cain and Abel come from? If these wives existed, Doesn't this contradict the biblical claim that Adam and Eve were the first humans on earth? Please don't give me subjective answers, let's open our bibles now and begin to debate this objectively...citing verses please.



WATCH THIS
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They married their Sisters. Then family inter-marriages was common and not a taboo
Politics / Re: Patience's Health: Jonathan Seeks Special Prayers by cesil92: 1:41pm On Sep 16, 2012
ebamma2: Our Patience who art in Germany,illiterate be thy name,thy english come,let your grammar be spoken to germany as it is in nigeria,give us this cassava our daily bread,and forgive us who call you illiterate as we forgave you for your gbagauns,

Chai! Na wa 4 nigerians. This recitatation needs to be introduced to our Primary and Secondary School children.
Politics / Re: Patience's Health: Jonathan Seeks Special Prayers by cesil92: 1:37pm On Sep 16, 2012
idirect: Dame thy shall not die
Even if your tummy is filled with cassava bread
You will live in the house of the fisherman forever and ever
Amen

Too much of eating Cassava bread cause the poisoning abi? Is that what you are insinuating? Yet that is what GEJ and the FG wants Nigerians to eat. The prayers of the Diabetic and the sick allergic to Cassava Flour has been answered, Just as Haman(Dame, GEJ and F.G) and Mordecai(Nigerians)....
TV/Movies / Re: Ibrahim Musa- Aki & Paw-Paw See Me As A Threat by cesil92: 12:01pm On Sep 16, 2012
I see Ibrahim Musa stirring controversy as a result of anger, beef and Jealousy.. Since 2001, you have been in the industry, and many people including myself are just getting to know your name and face for the 1st time. When did Aki and PawPaw gain entrance to the Movie Industry?

Has it ever been published officially that A&P are now seeing you as a threat, beefing you and trying to say all sorts of rubbish against you? Cos we are just hearing that for the first time by you and not from the media.
Abeg na Comedy, U dey act?
If you wey never start the hang out with Top Business Friends, then Aki and PawPaw dey hangout with Bill Gates be dat.

The dude is simply angry. He might have been battling hard to be like A&P, but the more he tries, the wider and bigger the margin is.

Ibrahim Musa aka "Dwarfo Haram" dont start your career with beef and jealousy, for it leads to destruction.. If you are not known in Nollywood you are not known. Try Boko Haram Wood.
Literature / Re: Lessons From The World's Ugliest Woman- Lizzie Velasquez by cesil92: 11:39am On Sep 16, 2012
How many of our Creamy, Sexy, Juicy, Fun Loving, Happening "BlackBerry holding", "Brazilian Hair Crazy" Naija Big Babes can dare to be like her? Mosts of them can't even speak good correct english, let alone address a crowd with highly inspirational and motivational words.

Most of our "BlackBerry Holding", "Brazilian Hair Crazy", Naija Big Babes simply have nothing to offer other than their "Womanhood"...

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Properties / Newly Built 5 Bedroom Duplex At Calabar For Sale. Asking Price 35million Naira by cesil92: 10:39pm On Sep 15, 2012
For Sale:-
A Newly built 5-Bedroom Duplex

Location:-
- Victory way, Satelite Town, Calabar Municipality. Satelite Town is a very good serene enviorument, with tarred and motorable roads in the Estate.

Features:-
- Stand Alone Newly built property.
- A shop infront.
- Fenced round with gate.
- Big Parking Space.
- Each room with its toilet and shower, all tiled to the ceiling.
- 2 Very Spacious Masters Toilet, fitted and furnished with bathroom facilities, Colourfully tiled to the wall.
- A Store room.
- A Library/Study Room.
- Every exit and entrance fitted with bulgary proof.
- Steady 24hrs Water Supply from the Cross River State Water Board.. Also an Over-head water tank in view by the Owner.
- Steady Power Supply.

Documents:-
- Deeds of Agreement.
- Survey Plan
- C of O.

Notice to Prospective buyers:-
- The entire rooms, parlour, dinning etc are yet to be tiled.
- Property yet to be painted.

Contact:-
Edidiong on 0803-930-1995

Amount {For Sale} 35 Million naira.
Rent:- 1.2 Million naira. 2Years advance needed.

Properties / For Sale; A Twin 2 Bedroom Flat At Tinapa, Calabar. 7 Million Naira. by cesil92: 9:48pm On Sep 15, 2012
For Sale:-
A Twin 2 Bedroom Flat

Features:-
- A Cameroon Zinc (Roof)
- 3 Toilets.
- Fenced with gate
- Lies on 100 by 100, with a big space left over which can be used for car parking space.
- Water
- A newly built property.

Notice to Propective buyers:-
- The Ceilings are yet to be fixed.
- The rooms are yet to be tiled.
- With this it can be classified as "Uncompleted".

Documentation:-
- Deed of Agreement.
- C of O.

Location:-
- Tinapa, Calabar, Cross River State.

Price:- 7 million naira

Contact:- For Inspection. Call or Text Edidiong on 0803-930-1995..

I'm open for INSPECTION ONLY to serious minded clients and not time wasters.
Properties / Twin 2 Bedroom Flat @ Tinapa For Sale. 6 Million Naira by cesil92: 7:38pm On Sep 15, 2012
For Sale:-
A Twin 2 Bedroom flat.

Features are:-
3 Toilets in each flat
Cameroon Zinc
Big space of land left over which can be used for parking space.
Fenced with gate.
Water

Notice to prospective buyers:-
The Ceilings are yet to be fixed.
The rooms, parlours, etc are yet to be tiled.
With these it could be classified as "UNCOMPLETED".

Location:- Tinapa, Calabar, Cross River State

Price:- 7 million naira.

Documents:-
C of O. Deeds of Agreement.

Contact:- Text or Call EDIDIONG on 0803-930-1995.
Autos / Re: Naija Uses 2003 Toyota Highlander @ 1.550k by cesil92: 7:03pm On Sep 15, 2012
I very intrested and serious. I wish you are here at Uyo or Calabar...
Politics / Re: Ex-Minister Emmanuel Ihenacho Arrested For Oil Theft by cesil92: 11:56am On Sep 15, 2012
Naija politicians "A hardworking TEAM of corrupt human beings"
This same people will be the ones wearing Big Agbadas all over the place, they will be shown on national television telling us that the problem of nigeria is CORRUPTION and that we should join hands to FIGHT CORRUPTION..

Thereafter, they will organise all kinds of seminars and sentizization programmes on corruption with Themes such as "Menace of Corruption, the way forward", "Demerits of Corruption in Economic Development" bla bla bla.. Speaking big big english all over the place. Who is fooling who?
Celebrities / Re: Actress Ngozi Nwosu Is Critically Sick by cesil92: 7:55pm On Sep 14, 2012
Soliciting for financial support, huh?.... I thought tonto dike is driving hummer 3, Actors and Actresses flamboyant costumes on and off set gives me the impression that they are all well to do. Quite a pity, AGN should not let her down
Nairaland / General / Re: World's Tallest Dog ZEUS. 7-foot Tall And Weighs 70kg. (pics) by cesil92: 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2012
As a calabar man, this dog cant be gud and sweet for dog meat.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo - Ghaddafi’s Fall Fuelled Boko-Haram by cesil92: 6:54pm On Sep 14, 2012
Neversaydie:

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/other-sections/lead-stories/176786-ghaddafis-fall-fuelled-boko-haram-obasanjo

He is making sense, he never made much sense during his 8 years tenure
Crime / Re: Bank Robbery In Kwara Leaves 2 Dead by cesil92: 12:18am On Sep 14, 2012
Had it been they were caught, C.P, I.G.P, DPO for the speak big big english full everywhere "My administration will not condone criminals and criminal activities, as my Men are ready to deal decisively with anyone caught. We beg the public to always call on us at any time and to assist us with information".... I believe for the 2 hours the public gave distress calls ABI Police number no gree go? Network busy?

Had it been the armed robbers were caught stories such as this will emanate "This was my first time", "It was the devil", "I'm innocent"..... Armed Robbers can never learn from others, No matter how many are being caught and kill, it doesn't serves as a deterent.

As armed robbers don escape so.. "My men are on top of the situation, We are working round the clock to bring them to book"

Helpless Police known for showing their strength on brutalising innocent harmless citizens

Where did the robbbers take being that the exit and entrance was blocked?
Nairaland / General / Re: Ticket To Oil And Gas Gala Night Goes For N10M, And N300M For Table. by cesil92: 11:46pm On Sep 13, 2012
Making Blood Money another alternative

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