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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy - I'm Gay & Head Of The Illuminati In Nigeria by cesil92: 2:37pm On May 27, 2012
Charly is a husband, a father and grandfather. At 60, he should be ashamed of all dis rubbish... Thank God, I'm not related in anyway to him

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Thinks Mark Zuckerberg's Wedding Was Cheap by cesil92: 2:23am On May 26, 2012
Linda is a complete IDIOT.. She knows nothing.. Mark decided to spend 50k dollars on his wedding ring, which Linda or her husband to be CAN NEVER AFFORD for a ring.
There's no point lavishing money on a wedding only to for the wedding to hit the rocks.
By the way what's Linda's got to do with how much Mark decides to spend for his wedding
Education / Re: RIOT In Anambra State University (ANSU) Uli Over School Fees by cesil92: 6:11am On May 22, 2012
Silly people. CRUTECH in Cross River State pays about 95k for non-indigenes and about 85k for indigenes yet no RIOT. When Unical (University of Calabar) protested over proposed fee hike and other things, a deadly riot that claim lives, with properties worth hundreds of million destroyed, the whole computer units had NUCDB stolen etc. They forgot that the will be repercusion as the school authorities mandated a compulsory payment of 10,000 naira damage fee to all students which ran into billions, furthermore the academic calendar has been affected, last friday was their matriculation, other schools have ended their semester exams moving into new levels, while some have started or about writing exams, Unical has not even started
Politics / Re: RMAFC Slashes Reps’ Allowances By 80% by cesil92: 6:31pm On May 20, 2012
The so called LegisLOOTERS are angry at ONLY their allowances being slashed, moreover the slash does not affect thier salaries and other lootings. Its a clear example of EAT ALL ALONE SYNDROME. See the other Honourable complaining about MDG's project, mosts of this project are being awarded at big sums, MDG project is surely an avenue to BIGGER LOOTING. E.g, currently somewhere in a small village in a South-South Oil poducing state, a dam project has been awarded at some billions of naira, to say the least its not an H.E.P dam and little agricultural activities go on in that particular community apparently where the Lawmaker comes from. Its only an avenue to enrich himself due to his very influential position at abuja.
Sports / Re: What Happened To TB Joshua's Champions League Prediction? by cesil92: 3:01pm On May 20, 2012
Please let every supporter of T.B Joshua shut up and accept the shame. There's no point playing with words. He failed woefully and was disgraced.
According to what I gathered, He said he only saw the first half of the match in which a bald headed player with the aid of a tall player scored. NOTE:- DISGRACE No 1:- The match ended in a goaless draw in the first half as the first goal was scored in the 83 minute by Muiller.
NOTE:- He said except with prayers Chelsea will win. Now the EXCUSE by members and supporters of T.B Joshua is that prayers were prayed and answered by God, hence the victory for Chelsea.
Questions:- From previous prophecies I have always watched, He usually mentions at the end of every prophesy "that except with prayers such prophecies will not happen", yet majority/all of them happen. Meaning either God does not hear such prayers. Moreover T.B Joshua says God allows it happen to teach lessons. Does the victory by Chelsea mean that God only choosed to answer the prayers of this particular prophesy and that of Chelsea fans? What can T.B Joshua say about other prophecies that happen?
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Uche Jombo & Her Husband Kenney Rodriguez by cesil92: 2:44pm On May 19, 2012
Wat d Bleep is wrong wit our Naija gals... Dis dude sef get MONEY? Uche Jumbo you can't intimidate Naija guys/gals with your white bobo. Most naija gals all compete to marry white men, thereafter when you read their interviews on the net and magazines they tel u bla bla bla bla, that d married cos of love. Dig deep you find out the marry white dudes cos of dis same old mentality that the white dudes are beta off than naija guys, no doubt abt that, but also truly many naija men are better off financially than they are. Also the feel this superiority complex abt white dudes. The marry this dudes as a show off to other naija gal..

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Food / Re: GEJ Now Eats Abakaliki/Ofada Rice & Cassava Bread - Min. Maku by cesil92: 7:04pm On May 18, 2012
It's a nice idea patronizing made-in-nigeria goods, but I am disappointed at them.. Naija goods don't last. My view on this issue is that at this early stage, manufacturers of made-in-nigeria goods should make their goods durable and of quality as this will encourage more patronage and confidence amongst nigerian consumers, thereafter in many years to come they can now wish to produce products that wont last(as the case in Chinese product), this will also help discourage foreign manufacturers from the nigerian market and discourage importers as many people would always patronise made-in-nigeria goods for the time being which the quality and durability lasts.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Attack Govt Buildings In Abuja &19 Northern States by cesil92: 6:39pm On May 18, 2012
No problem about your bombings, as long as you bomb the right places and don't trespass boundaries... This so called Muslims and Northerners(Boko Haram) are so daft, how can you be bombing your fellow brothers by virtue of same ethnicity and religion and you call it a fight for justice and a holy jihad?
As long as the Northerners/Muslims are victims of your bombings, I have no problem with that and let your bombs remain in the Northern states
Phones / A Bad Network Error That Occurred On Thursday 17th May by cesil92: 8:06am On May 18, 2012
This was my experience yesterday being the 17th of May 2012. At about 7.23 am, I received a call on my MTN line from a friend of mine whose number was actually stored on my phone by name CHARLES (An Airtel subscriber), to my greatest susprise I had a strange voice apparently that of an Igbo man and not that of my friend Charles, calling the name "Ogochukwu"... Few minutes later, I received the 2nd call from that same number but this time It was a voice of a Lady I heard her saying "Madam where are you" "I am at home"..
I called back the number (My friend Charlie) bu the call was not picked.. Later Charlie called me and I asked him why he gave his phone to strangers, He Charlie said he too was surprised at the fact that the first time he called my line someelse picked it.
To cut the long story short, our calls where being exchanged and sent to the wrong numbers other than that dailled which is quite embarassing for big networks like Airtel and Mtn..
NYSC / Re: FG To Pay NYSC Members' Delayed Allowance On Friday - Min Abdullahi by cesil92: 9:28pm On May 17, 2012
Good move dia by the F.G moving to a better accounting system, atleast corpers alongsidde other civil servants should not have been kept in the dark if actually Nigeria was actually not BROKE as they said.
Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by cesil92: 9:05pm On May 17, 2012
I understand your reason, but it is not good enough which makes me blame you. How could you have done such a blind transaction?
No doubt, some people are so care free. I remember a case recently, two months ago when a lady saw my advert online and she called me concerning a parcel of land i advertised.. Surprisingly, she said I should text my account number to her that she wanted paying the sum of money exactly 2million naira that she stays at Lagos and she wants to buy before come down to Calabar for Easter.. I screamed at her that I dont accept such, that she should rather wait and come in to inspect the plot of land herself.
Its a pity Bro such happened to you.. You will be wise next time.
Politics / Re: Bokoharam Is Fighting For Justice – Bamangar Tukur by cesil92: 5:51pm On May 16, 2012
According to Alhaji Tukur, "People are angry because they are hungry".. Who made them hungry? Who caused hunger in the land? Was it not the early set of priviledged politicians who laid the foundation for corruption and hunger in the land and I belive Alhaji Tukur is among these early set of priviledged politicians...
To me, hosting ur reception in ur village makes no meaning because we all know that our rural areas are in deplorable conditions and this has been the case for many years now... I feel its means of continually dominating and intimidating your villagers.
Alhaji Tukur wat happens after ur fellow corrupt politicians have seen the bad state of our rural areas? What happens next after they must have driven on the bad roads? As if they havent been victims of accidents 4rm our bad roads.
Properties / Are You In Need Of Good Competent Architects To Handle Your Building Plan by cesil92: 5:10pm On May 16, 2012
Are you in need of a good and competent hand to design your building that suite your taste and type? If YES

Call or Text 0803-930-1995
You can also send an email to cesil92@yahoo.com

An experienced architect with more than 20 years of practice is here to meet your demands and taste. We meet your taste and standard and we deliver on time..

Our prices our pocket friendly and very affordable..
Politics / Re: Power Outage At MMIA , Traps People Inside Elevator For 45 mins by cesil92: 4:57pm On May 16, 2012
Good for them..That serves them right..

I believe some top influential men and Oyinbos were among those trapped
Politics / Re: Delta Fuels 6 Generators With N3.6bn In 4 Years by cesil92: 4:53pm On May 16, 2012
Are they not ashamed to release such information

Its a shame that generators are being used to service streetlights.. Its the same thing happening at Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. I see big Mikano generating set at almost every major street..

If Delta state is spending this much, I trust chief( Barr) (Dr) Godswill Obot Akpabio CON of Akwa Ibom State, He will be spending double the amount and will still be proud going about boasting.
Politics / Re: We Planned To Invade Lagos - Arrested Boko Haram Leader Muhammed Sulaiman by cesil92: 4:42pm On May 16, 2012
Useless people, they think the will easily infiltrate the south and carry out their bombings on our own land and we southerners will sit and watch every northerner move about freely on our soil and every Muslim move around freely and even practicing their religion...

They are so dumb and daft. How will the South-South and South-Eastern states sit and watch such atrocities committed on their soil without wiping out every single Northerner and Muslim from the soil of South South and South East..

I still remember vividly how this abokis that go about mending people shoes disappeared from the streets of Calabar for fear of being killed, even the Hausa tailors, and suya men all disappeared early this year.. Even at Bogobiri where most Northerners and Muslim base at Calabar was so dry as their shops, tailor shops and car stand where all closed down..

They should better concentrate their attack on the North provided their fellow Northerners and Muslim are among their the dead
Politics / Re: Nigeria Signs N33.14b MOU On Power Transmission With France by cesil92: 4:22pm On May 16, 2012
Since when I was a kid Nigeria have been signing one MOU or the other yet nothing significant has happen..
I don tire for them and these govt officials are never tired.. when will the ink of their biro finnish
Romance / Re: I Love This Soldier by cesil92: 5:36pm On May 08, 2012
To Mr Poster, You always win her each time both of you play fight...... I thinbk she still has the upper hand cos she knows where to hit you and kill... Beta watch out cos she may try to practice what she knows with you and which may end you in the grave and makes her T\the final winner.

For who laughs last last best and she seems to be the one that will laugh last and best
Religion / Re: Here Is A List Of Churches That Has Derailed In The Message Of Holiness. by cesil92: 5:24pm On May 08, 2012
Question for you that knows all about holiness

1. What do you have to say about those that attends this churches listed by you and yet daily, monthly, yearly God is giving them their heart desires such as healings, deliverances, salvation, prosperity, all round breakthrough?

2. During Jesus Christ ministry on earth did He not go about doing good to his followers and believers. Because the bible tells me that Jesus Christ went about doing good, healing the sick, delivering and casting away demons and performing great and wonderful miracles OR did He not do so?

Moreover, I want you to know that Christian faith or religion entails Miracles, Salvation, great deliverance, casting away demons, breakthroughs, prosperity and every good thing you can think of that is beneficial to the spiritual and physical realms, this are prooves of the potency of a Living God...

Never you think Christianity is all about living a poor ratchet all in the name of going to heaven(Salvation), as a Christian every good things of life is your Bonafide entitlements

As a christian you can live and enjoy all the good things of life and still make it to heaven provided you live in holiness and practice holiness

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Sports / Re: Why Are We Shedding Tears For Yekini? – Kanu by cesil92: 4:51pm On May 08, 2012
Good talk from Kanu Nwankwo, Kanu in turn please what did you do to help him (Yekini) when he was alive? Since you are now offering a good advice now that he Yekini is dead.

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Properties / Real Estate Agents Pls Share You Bitter And Good Experiences You Get Frm Clients by cesil92: 11:21am On Apr 20, 2012
Experiences from Clients:

Most clients after going through my adverts online, the call, some call just to confirm if its real or scam.. Most annoying of it all are "Unserious clients" who call to place some orders, they do know that they are not ready to buy a property immediately or soonest but the will be calling/disturbing, when I now decide to take up their request and work towards it, making necessary findings and showing them all legal and original documents and the next step is for possible payments, the begin to shy away giving one excuse or the other.

While other clients are so funny that the make unnecessary demands for excessive properties such as properties on more than 1 plot of land, properties with swimming pools, e.t.c. Clients with such demands may just want to tempt/try an agent, but when I begin to liaise with other trusted colleagues of mine who may fortunately have these properties the clients are looking for, and I get to inform the clients about the availability of such properties,the get so surprised and the begin to shy away by giving one excuse or the other, complaining and finding one fault or the other even when the fault is unrealistic.

The good side of it all are when clients makes demands either on sales or lease/rent and their demands are met and the pay for it immediately without necessary delays or complains


Please real estate agents share your experiences
Romance / Re: Which Profession Is Likely To Have More Flirts? by cesil92: 10:58am On Apr 20, 2012
Bankers
Actors and Actresses
Models
TV presenters
Marketers
Properties / Plots Of Land Now Selling In Newly Developed Areas In Calabar by cesil92: 3:23pm On Apr 10, 2012
Plots of land measuring 100 by 100 at Ikot Eneobong. 1.5 million naira for each

Plots of land at Parliamentary Extension area measuring 100 by 50. 650,000 naira for each

Call Edidiong on 0803-930-1995
Properties / Idea Of The Costs Of Rents And Landed Properties In Calabar by cesil92: 3:20pm On Apr 10, 2012
Generally, it is often considered that houses are very expensive in Calabar, no doubt it is true. The cost depends on the locality. For example, properties in Calabar Municipality LGA are more expensive than in Calabar South LGA.

The trend here is that majority of the landlords/landladies collect rent of a maximum of 2years rent upfront or a minimum of 1 and half years upfront.

CALABAR MUNICIPALITY L.G.A;

Self Contain:- Usually goes for 150,000 naira a year
1 Bedroom Flat:- 200,000 naira - 250,000 naira a year
2 Bedroom Flat:- 250,000 naira - 300,000 naira a year
3 Bedroom Flat:- 300,000 naira - 350,000 naira a year. [NOTE:- This could go as up to 400,000 naira and 500,000 naira a year depending on the facilities such as multiple toilets/bathrooms, functional water heaters etc and the location]
Duplexes goes for 900,000 - 1.5 million naira a year.

Usually the price depends on the location, facilities and age of building.


CALABAR SOUTH L.G.A;

Self Contain goes for 80,000 naira a year - 150,000 naira a year depending on the location, facilities and age of the building.
1 Bedroom Flat:- 150,000 naira - 200,000 naira a year
2 Bedroom Flat:- 200,000 naira, 250,000 naira and 300,000 naira a year.
3 Bedroom Flat:- 250,000 naira - 300,000 naira a year

Many people usually considers the location, facilities and age of building before renting.

Plots of Land in Calabar South are often considered a bit cheap. You can get a plot for about 650,000 naira and above depending on the location. While in Calabar Municipality it's on the high side.

If in need of properties to buy, kindly call Edidiong on 0803-930-1995
Celebrities / Re: Former Governor Of Kogi State Ibrahim Idris Takes Wife No. 13 by cesil92: 12:41pm On Apr 10, 2012
Surely, no love in this for the woman. Its just for her future security through cash and other inheritance
Politics / Re: IGP Abubakar Warns Police Orderlies Against Carrying Politicians’ Bags by cesil92: 9:45am On Apr 09, 2012
Lets start wit GEJ, Sambo, all state governors e.t.c, dat means dia police orderlies will no longer be handling thier papers, documents, files, bag e.t.c.
Good move but how effectively will it work?
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu's Million Naira Birthday Cake (pic) by cesil92: 8:36pm On Apr 05, 2012
Omor see tax payers money.

Ole thiefs
Business / Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by cesil92: 8:33pm On Apr 05, 2012
I will simply set up a "PURE WATER FACTORY" for a "PURE WATER BUSINESS" so that I can also reap 82 million naira over and over again just as that lady who stole the police pension funds.
Education / Re: Tolulope Fatokun Got Nine A1's: Best Result In "WAEC/NECO" by cesil92: 8:27pm On Apr 05, 2012
Congrats girl, The governor obviously played no role in your success. Mimiko abeg go sidon, the girl labored for it and her hard earned labor paid her greatly.

Don't attribute her success to your administration, cos you played no role in it.

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