Every nigerian has the instinct to survive, no mata how harsh the environment, so the chamelionize just to survive even wen it involves taking the greatest risk becos the believe in themselves.

I av always wonderd wat dis moringa is. Now i knw

D essence of this thread is to loosen up things, we are tired of reading abt rape, thieves, political embezelment and other, pls if u dnt like d joke, just ignore it. I really find it very funny

What has looks got to do with married couple, havent u seen a handsome guy marry an ugly girl. For those who feel she is right to cheat on d man, i pray ur wife cheats on u because she feels u ar below her type.

You see the women shouting that their husbands beats them. Now that this little girl is dead, who will shout out for her. Most women can be wicked if its not their child.

Every passenger who value their lives, shud ensure to have a live jacket. Water has no perfect swimmer, kramps cud hold u at anytime.

Naija movie producer ar just trying to make money. If they use a kid, this wont even make front page. This is thinking like a business man

In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling party, The PDP.

Dr Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State ( now Sokoto , Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence.

Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President.

Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State,

Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP.

Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state.

and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is... over 80years Old!

Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! A Cross section of the National Assembly (Senate) will show you a number of Ex-Governors who after two terms as Governors of their different states made the Senate their restroom fooling us to be Senators representing our interest.
Where do we go from here? 1985, IBB was the President of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of State... Our teacher also called us ''the leaders of tomorrow''.. 27years later IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency... Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tomorrow... Or tomorrow is yet to come... Who's fooling who? Some of us ran out of the country,Obasanjo went abroad chasing them,telling all nations to deport Nigerian youths. Let's stand and fight for our right cos we are the leaders of Today... Pls let all youth come to an alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this.

In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling party, The PDP.

Dr Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State ( now Sokoto , Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today Minister of Defence.

Major General David Mark(rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28years later he is today the Senate President.

Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36years later he is today the Governor of Adamawa State,

Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National Chairman of ANPP.

Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State in 1985 and 27years after he is today the governor of plateau state.

and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is... over 80years Old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! A Cross section of the National Assembly (Senate) will show you a number of Ex-Governors who after two terms as Governors of thier different states made the Senate thier restroom fooling us to be Senators representing our interest.
Where do we go from here? 1985, IBB was the President of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of State... Our teacher also called us ''the leaders of tomorrow''.. 27years later IBB and Buhari are still contesting for Presidency... Its either our teacher lied to us about being the leaders of tommorrow... Or tomorrow is yet to come... Who's fooling who? Some of us ran out of the country,Obasanjo went abroad chasing them,telling all nations to deport Nigerian youths. Let's stand and fight for our right cos we are the leaders of Today... Pls let all youth come to an alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like this. Pass it to everyone if you believe in the NIGERIA DREAM. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I signed it will you do the same.

EMAIL.. pimefound011@yahoo.it to join this crusade

if i were the landlord, i would have put margun on the woman, if the man refuse to leave my wife, two of them go die, will the law hold me for murder then. i doubt it because i no use any physical thing on them.

the president does not have the capacity to move nigeria forward, imagine jonathan as president in the next twelve year, do you think nigeria will ever go forward, same goes to all old politician, what nigeria need it someone with fresh ideas. Fashola is most credible follow by maybe oshiomole of Edo state. el rufai i think is not credible enough to lead.

that is the life of a common nigerian, life of a cockroach anytime death may come and everybody moves on thanking God that it wasn't them. instead of security from police we get execution from them without trial in a even corrupt court where justice is most likely not possible. Most of the time the CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER OF THE COUNTRY comes out and tell the people WE ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION.

why are some Nigerians so pessimistic about change in our country, agreed corruption can not be totally stopped, but can be reduced to it its barest minimum. the man must have been extorting people without mercy and God just paid him back with his own coin. no benefits after 21 yrs of service. this is a lesson to all those in position of authority. everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.

police beware, anything you say or do might be used against you in the court of law.

i have hers this joke before, but the presentation is superb, nice one i must say.

this sound like 419 things, my people of nairaland beware of anything that is too juicee it just might contain some alabukun at the end.

i watched the video and was laughing like mad. even prof wole soyinka go dey look like zombie after the grammer. they asked him what is the meaning of one of the word he just said, he told them the meaning is 'still birth'. they think say him no get answer for them. in all totalrism they were lost and ended the interview as soon as they can.

these fulanis are evil, when you see them with their cows along the road, they smile at you and hope you accept them as harmless to your environment, while their cows turn around to eat your farm crops. when you react they bring out dagger and cut the hell of flesh out of your body for complaning.

It is always better to speed off wen u see dem, dnt mind if they are on the road. If eventually u are stoped, park ur car in the middle of the road to attract other road users.

These figurative speach sound like that of a bricklayer trying to prove how educated he is. I think soyinka shud stay off polictic and stop being sentimental because ameachi is his personal friend.

I have heard of stories from different people claiming to have message from God. One of them even said she overthrow devil in hell. I wonder where they all get their gist from

Dont start a fight you will end up the victim, him forget say lloyd na ex militant. Na militant beating them give am so

The recklessnes of akpbio spending has made so careles of money. I bet he doesn't even remember where he keeps some of his money untill he stumbles on them, then he would say, so na here dis money dey since. I go lock those stewards for nothing.

This is a pure case of, we are tired of this marriage, lets go to court and dissolve it.

these governors seem to forget where they are coming from. i bet thier father was not as rich as they are now. do they not know how it was those days when they use to enter molue buses . thhey should have human heart and consider how it was when they were on the street ..

never pray thieves visit you and your family. sometimes jungle justice is best for them if they are caught in the act. because after the police arrest them, the next day you see em on the street.

ohh GOD why ? why not my account the money was transfered to

BILLIONS OF NAIRA ARE PAID TO SUBSIDIZED FUEL. HOW MUCH IS IT TO BUILD TEN REFINERY IN NIGERIA. WE ARE JUST SELLING SUGAR CANE TO BUY SUGAR, COCOA TO BUY BOURNVITA. SHAMELESS LEADERS WITH NO VISION. AND THEY COME TO TELL US THEY ARE PATRIOTIC.

south Africans are the most raciest country i have ever heard of, thinking they could kill lucky dube thinking he was a Nigerian. i just blame the looters in our country who loot more than can ever spend in their life time.

now he is trying to develop the north so he could get their support for third term. he is taking the first action at the last. what a jonothern

nobody wish to be an ashawo, besides the story didnt say she was an ashawo. anybody could be victims of bloody insane people that looks naormal. pray for her rather than curse her. he without let him cast the first stone. if you are still a virgin. yo may say what u like