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lacasa: Yet Nigeria has one of the Poorest citiizenry in the world

#Foolishness

I wonder wo Bros, anyway sha na them know. it is the matter of time and it will happen oneday they will reach their early grave and their loots will remain on earth.

where is the joke here!

Op deserves to be ban!

A kid always likes demonstration in picture! Op how old are you?

paulworld: Not funny at all

seconded!

[quote author=NEROSKY]which of these made u laugh da hardest?


No1
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

quote]

Bad guy

Never Scan through your posts but I feel you as nobody want to reply your post! Try harder and convince dudes next time by pasting interesting joke on board.

Na wa for you OP!

I will ask him/sher to join me period.

kola oloye: なわ谷中あやま

Really you are smarter that the thread starter I admired your intelligence!

But come, what is the meaning of the above qoute?

Op you try pass me wey say i no get time for copy and paste!

no offence.

jhydebaba: To enhance the training of more boko haram No problem.

How do you know that the intention of building the school is to train Boko Haram. I can see you are worst than Boko Haram your bigotry mind will not give you chance for development.

deols: Jum'ah mubarakah


..not forgettimg the acts of sunnah for today.

May Allah accept our worship

Ammmen Sister, Juma'ah Kareem

Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 69,


{ ثُمَّ لَنَنزِعَنَّ مِن كُلِّ شِيعَةٍ أَيُّهُمْ أَشَدُّ عَلَى ٱلرَّحْمَـٰنِ عِتِيّاً }


Then We shall pluck out from every party, every sect, whichever of them was most hardened in disdain, in insolence, of the Compassionate One.

28. Raising the hands at the time of sujood or when rising out of sujood. This is in opposition
to the well-known sunnah that has been transmitted by most of the companions who
narrated about raising the hands. The student of (sharee'ah) knowledge should stick with
the well-known sunnah unless in privacy though he may believe a deed to be more
correct from the sunnah that nonetheless contradicts the practice of the generality of the
scholars. The imaam of the people should do what is known, for what is commonly and
well-known to be the sunnah upon which the majority of the scholars' practice, is sufficient
and satisfactory. (The wisdom here is that for a student to insist upon public practice of
that which is not regarded by the scholars generally as the sunnah may lead to harm and
confusion which would amount to forsaking a fardh, i.e. the prevention of harm, for the
sake of a establishing a sunnah - and one which is not totally agreed upon at that - and
would thus fall into error. The scholars do not generally unite upon any practice without
evidence, although the qualified student may disagree a given ruling or conclusion based
upon his understanding of the texts and after sincere and thorough study and reaching a
state of being personally satisfied with its outcome. – Ed.)

powerful Obama.

maclatunji: ^Goodluck.

Hope not Jonathon.

27. Putting the right hand upon the left and raising them to the neck. This is in contradiction to
the sunnah because the Prophet (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) used to put his right hand
over his left upon his chest. This is in a hadeeth of Hasan from several weak
transmissions in themselves but that in conjunction strengthen themselves. The sunnah is
also to place the hands on the middle of the chest or upon the heart because the heart is
in the chest as Allah ta’aala states: It is the hearts within the breasts that are blind.
Raising the hands (making takbeer) when going into sujood or when rising out of it. It is
an error to lift the hands to the neck and this opposes the sunnah. What is attributed to Ali
(radiallahu ‘anhu) in the explanation of the verse: So therefore pray to your Rabb and
sacrifice (wanhar – in which the verb is construed as referring to the neck [an-nahr] –Ed.)
is weak and does not constitute a proof. (Also incorrect is the incorrect practice of holding
one’s hands upon or below the navel as there is no substantiated proof from the
authenticated sunnah for this practice – Ed)

Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 68,

{ فَوَرَبِّكَ لَنَحْشُرَنَّهُمْ وَٱلشَّيَاطِينَ ثُمَّ لَنُحْضِرَنَّهُمْ حَوْلَ جَهَنَّمَ جِثِيّاً }


For by your Lord, We will surely gather them, namely, the deniers of the Resurrection, and the devils, that is to say, We shall gather every one of them with his devil [bound together] in a chain; then We shall bring them around Hell, [around] the outside of it, crouching, on their knees ([jithiyyan is] the plural of jāthin, and is originally [formed as] jathawuwwin or jathawiyyun [deriving] from [the verb] jathā, [imperfect tense] yajthu or yajthī, two [variant] forms).

27. Putting the right hand upon the left and raising them to the neck. This is in contradiction to
the sunnah because the Prophet (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) used to put his right hand
over his left upon his chest. This is in a hadeeth of Hasan from several weak
transmissions in themselves but that in conjunction strengthen themselves. The sunnah is
also to place the hands on the middle of the chest or upon the heart because the heart is
in the chest as Allah ta’aala states: It is the hearts within the breasts that are blind.
Raising the hands (making takbeer) when going into sujood or when rising out of it. It is
an error to lift the hands to the neck and this opposes the sunnah. What is attributed to Ali
(radiallahu ‘anhu) in the explanation of the verse: So therefore pray to your Rabb and
sacrifice (wanhar – in which the verb is construed as referring to the neck [an-nahr] –Ed.)
is weak and does not constitute a proof. (Also incorrect is the incorrect practice of holding
one’s hands upon or below the navel as there is no substantiated proof from the
authenticated sunnah for this practice – Ed)

I can see no different between them they are all delinquents and thieves!

berem: I done tire for this Blackberry sef.I wan sell am buy Nokia 3310.at least that one battery dey last.how pesin go dey carry charger to find where to charge BB? If my BIS wan expire,na so my liver go wan cut.I go dey find 1400naira to subscribe.ayam tired of surfing the internet!

Even if I purchase generator for you it could be too weighty to be going around with it, but let me have your account details I will every month credited you with the amount to subscribe on bis shey it is the only problem you have Mrs. blackberry.

metodman: This might sound stupid but I believe if Tribalism could first be stopped on Nairaland while people change their views and mentality and facing our common enemies then Nigeria would be better.

It is so funny how we have allowed our leaders to cause division amongst us so they can always have their ways to the Treasury. Go to the Senate and Rep, Tribalism has never and will never stop them from looting. They speak the same language which is coRrruption. Come to think of it, how many of the Igbo leaders in the Senate, Rep or in position are seeking for supporting Biafra? At least if they are doing that there wouldn't be need for someone from Uk/Usa to come advocate for Biafra in Naija but when these leaders are out of power, they change tone. How many of them kill or kidnap rivals themselves. Never heard of it!

Please let's stop the fight and hold our leaders to their promises. Until when we do that, the corrupt leaders will keep looting while you the masses (u and I) will keep fighting and killing eachother

Well said Bros, But Nobody will care to listen to you, We choose to continue suffering and at the same time fake smiling will continue appear in our faces.

Donalð Genes: Hope Buhari is reading the speech if not someone should forward this conceeding speech to his e-mail

Why can’t you drive your post to his e-mail? Or you don’t have ability to do so. Oh I understand you cheap popularity is what you are after mr attention seeker.

Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 67,

{ أَوَلاَ يَذْكُرُ ٱلإِنسَٰنُ أَنَّا خَلَقْنَاهُ مِن قَبْلُ وَلَمْ يَكُ شَيْئاً }


Does not man then remember (yadhdhakaru, is actually yatadhakkaru, but the tā’ has been changed to a dhāl and assimilated with the [other] dhāl; a variant reading leaves it as yadhkuru) that We created him before, when he was nothing?, and thus infer from the first act [of creation] the [possibility of] resurrection.

ponder over it.

Hassan9786: @ Chakula--- why wasting your ink on this he-goat, can't you see he's mad

Ignored! just waka pass.

yungkiz: see this mad man,who invite u hia

No wonder dude had posted his biological language and wanted us (reasonable people) to learn it.

Go for rehearsal with your kith and kin monkey when next you try it here again I will personally.............

You hear you ape!

hamsky: Its called "dank'o" in hausa.

you are absolutely right. BTW are you a Huasa?

Good move Bros, Thanks for the words of encouragement.

The below illustration has said everything about oneness of Allah and, however there are too much benefits attached to it which it does not need to be mentioned here.

gboss4sure: They should be ready to pay me also

Don't tell me that you are one of them. lol