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PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Jonathan by chakula: 10:08am On Nov 20, 2012
As far as you are alive (Jona) birthday wish isn't what you deserve or after I personally think prayer should be put in place for you to have the clue of running our affairs and manage the public funds in a good way.
HealthRe: I'm Too Skinny And It Makes Me Sad by chakula: 6:04pm On Nov 19, 2012
@topic,

pls register with Fat dealers and make sure red meat is your friend all the time and do not near exercise if you have opportunity stay away from outdoor and eat as much as you could the food that has carbohydrate within a few years your story will change. Wishing you Goodluck but not Jonathan!
Jokes EtcRe: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by chakula: 3:44pm On Nov 15, 2012
Missing Hon. Patrick O. Let refer to him this simple question and have your respond within a minute.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Greatest Fear? by chakula: 3:31pm On Nov 15, 2012
grin grin grin .... Is not meeting with safarigirl one on one. lol
Car TalkRe: Female Lagbus Driver by chakula: 2:36pm On Nov 15, 2012
chemashie: Are you a bus conductor?
Just talking by exprience I think.
IslamRe: Telling It Through Pictures by chakula: 9:35am On Nov 15, 2012
Allah Ahad

Allah Samd

RomanceRe: Fulani Chief Calls For Inter-tribal Marriages Among NYSC Members by chakula: 5:24pm On Nov 14, 2012
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I will only comment when the bigots have their posts finish. lol
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 4:48pm On Nov 14, 2012
deekseen: I am very lost now. I came here to learn Hausa. Teachers should please teach us how to construct sentences or engage in discussions. Knowing the meaning of every word in Hausa isn't just enough, using them in discussions or sentences is the main thing.
deekseen, that is not a problem as far as you are interested in learning the language then you are wel come here is a few examples for your use;

tafi-go

zauna-sit down

Na tafi lagos - I am going to lagos

Ina zaune a kan kujera- I am sitting on the chair.
Car TalkRe: Okada Rider Invent New Bike That Cannot Be Arrested (Picture) by chakula: 10:04am On Nov 14, 2012
obadiah777: www.nairaland.com/attachments/441919_Sell_passenger_tricycle_jpg63509e83a8b5d90f39684fe4bed23c29 <<< HE COULDA BOUGHT THAT
This one can't dodge hold on, and it has no different with other vehicles.
PoliticsRe: North Demands Death Penalty For Corruption by chakula: 9:35am On Nov 14, 2012
omenziate: These jokers again, yesterday was Settler- Indigene ish, now is capital punishment. What we need from Arewa is to tell their brothers in arms to sheath their swords, they have killed more Nigerians than Malaria and cancer combined dis year alone. Abeg, make I go drink Alomo jare.
I am not suprise reading this trash from you more than this I trust you you can write, please when would you exhibit the habit of doing things positively without displaying hatred and sentiment?
PoliticsRe: North Demands Death Penalty For Corruption by chakula: 9:29am On Nov 14, 2012
tunapawizzy: because they are animals
And I can see no different between you and the them.
PoliticsRe: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by chakula: 9:24am On Nov 14, 2012
May Almighty Allah have mercy on his soul amen.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Inefficient Moderating On Nairaland by chakula(op): 8:25am On Nov 14, 2012
Mynd_44: The OP is wishing to be a mod
How do you know?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Inefficient Moderating On Nairaland by chakula(op): 8:25am On Nov 14, 2012
CrazyMan: That guy isn't a mod...if you had taken your time to look properly you'd notice that he copied and pasted the stamp on his signature.

A locked stamp doesn't appear on your signature...it appears below the last post.

Hope you're clear on the whole issue?
Thanks for clarification I understand now.
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2012
begwong: toh,nagode mallam chokali...Ooopps! mallam chakula ko?
da kyau, idan ka na da tambaya kayi akan yaren hausa, I am here for you to help where neccessary.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity May Continue In 2013 - NNPC Official by chakula: 3:30pm On Nov 13, 2012
Wsdm: When will Jonathan have solution to just 'ONE' of the problems facing us?! Honestly i am too tired of his weaknesses.
He is on the process give him more chance please all the problems will soon over as dialogue with Boko Haram is currently on so the other issues will be address one after the other. lol.
Music/RadioRe: Sarkodie Ft Davido – Gun Shot by chakula: 3:20pm On Nov 13, 2012
Just can't play it.
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 3:18pm On Nov 13, 2012
"Few people take objectives really seriously. They put average effort into too many things, rather than superior thought and effort into a few important things. People who achieve the most are selective as well as determined."
Nairaland GeneralRe: Inefficient Moderating On Nairaland by chakula(op): 3:03pm On Nov 13, 2012
floriana: Source please?
Kindly visit this..https://www.nairaland.com/1089858/try-see-u-learn-language
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 3:00pm On Nov 13, 2012
begwong: Nope! 'ki bani gabban raken nan mai zakin wanda kin saba bani' is appropriate.
Eya you miss road in real Hausa dialect it should 'ki ba ni KUTUTUN raken nan mai zaki da ki ka saba ba ni' forget if Hausa did not born you!
PoliticsRe: Arewa To Abolish Indigene-settler Policy by chakula: 2:52pm On Nov 13, 2012
omenziate: Are they indirectly eyeing the Governor's seat at Plateau State if Jonah Jang leaves. Anytin from Arewa most times has a political or religious undertone. I no trust dem one bit.
Your biased mind will always put it ahead of anything if not tell me what do you mean by they are after Jonah seat, beside who else care about your trust, do you have any?
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 2:08pm On Nov 13, 2012
Pakavy: biggy:ki bani gindi mai dadi irin wanda kin saba bani(wat he meant wanted 2 say was pls giv me d usual sweet part but literaly d translation is giv me dat sweet nyash u used 2 giv me)
You see instead of 'ki bani gindi mai dadi irin wanda kin saba bani' it should read 'ki bani gindi mai ZAKI irin wanda kin saba bani'
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 1:58pm On Nov 13, 2012
Pakavy: joystick is bura,jela,wustiya or alzakari depending on d state,punny is duri,boobs is nono
Mr Pakavy kaima ka na bukatar malami a Hausa domin abin da ka ke fassarawa duk akwai gyara a ciki kuma ba abu ne masu muhimmanci dan koyo ya koya a farkon lokaci. ka ji ko!
CrimeRe: Landlord, Son Arrested Over Killing Of Tenant by chakula: 1:23pm On Nov 13, 2012
Okija_juju: ...........Okija_juju is writing a message....
To the decease or elsewhere?
CultureRe: Gwám Gwàm Gwâm (igbo Riddles) by chakula: 12:46pm On Nov 13, 2012
Although I am Hausa by tribe but let me spot by part and the translation will be given by any Igbo that feel he/she can translate it.

#Ejikwa Eji Buru#

laughing hard kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.................
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 12:35pm On Nov 13, 2012
Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 71,


{ وَإِن مِّنكُمْ إِلاَّ وَارِدُهَا كَانَ عَلَىٰ رَبِّكَ حَتْماً مَّقْضِيّاً }


There is not one of you but shall come to it, that is, [but] shall enter Hell. That is an inevitability [already] decreed by your Lord, [something which] He made inevitable and [which] He decreed; He will not waive it.
Nairaland GeneralInefficient Moderating On Nairaland by chakula(op): 12:21pm On Nov 13, 2012
I Have a simple question for NL moderators, I have notice that these days when “THREAD CLOSED” was placed on a thread people will still went ahead and continue posting and to my surprise whenever you click on reply button it will successfully submitted. What is the essence of the signing placed on the thread if someone could post or was it a signing of inefficiency of the site and it is administrators? Please Moderators you have to try and overcome these problems in order to makes the Forum faultlessly and pleasing.
CultureRe: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by chakula: 10:56am On Nov 13, 2012
ismhab: Let me teach u how to abuse in hausa language, zan ci uwarka = i will Bleep ur mother, shege = bastard, ubanka = ur father, dan karuwa = son of bitch.
Haba ismhab ina ganin ka kamar mutumin kirki ya za ka koya wa mutane abin da bai dace ba? Ai ba girman ka bane!
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time You Got Flogged?? by chakula: 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2012
berem: I will be flogged tomorrow. embarassed
I bet it should be in the night, as I know you no one could dare you during day time. lol
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 12:05pm On Nov 12, 2012
Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 70,

{ ثُمَّ لَنَحْنُ أَعْلَمُ بِٱلَّذِينَ هُمْ أَوْلَىٰ بِهَا صِلِيّاً }


Then indeed We shall know best those most deserving of it, most worthy of [being in] Hell, the most hardened of them and others [like them], for the burning, for the admission [into it] and the scorching [therein], and We shall start with them ([siliyyan is] originally [formed as] salawiyyun, from [the verb] saliya or salaya).
Jokes EtcRe: If This Ain't Funny, Then U'r Damn Sadist. by chakula: 11:53am On Nov 12, 2012
Xymc...:
Just passing...
When your return is expected please or have gone forever?
CareerRe: Why I Left Banking For Dangote Truck Drivers Job by chakula: 11:04am On Nov 12, 2012
Awake9ja: total nonsense. this guy is fake and the story is falsify.

pls tell this gabage to almajiris in kano.
Guy you are not serious why must you relate your senselessness to Kano and by the way what Kano and its populate has to do with this thread Please when next keep away your sight from any thread if you don't have a meaningful contribution asap.

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