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IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 8:28pm On May 06, 2011
No matter how hard Prophet muhammad saw must be a role model to all creature. what a nice tradition!
PoliticsRe: Two Years Remembrance Of Yar'adua by chakula: 6:18pm On May 05, 2011
Dudes if you can't pray for him YOU BETTER. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

RIP BABA UMARU!
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Watched Bin Laden Die On Live Video As Shoot-out Beamed To White House by chakula: 12:12pm On May 05, 2011
All i know is that until obama's dead body is shown to the rest of the world,i remain doubtful.
Lol
IslamRe: Mistakes Of Salaah by chakula(op): 7:01pm On May 03, 2011
11. Raising the eyes to the sky during salaat or looking to the right and left without due
cause. As far as raising the eyes, it is forbidden and bears the threat of punishment. It is
narrated by Jabir Ibn Samurah (radiallahu ‘anhu) who said: The Messenger of allah
(sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: Let the people stop raising their eyes to the sky in the
salaah or let their sight not return to them. [Muslim]
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 7:00pm On May 03, 2011
Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 54,

{ وَٱذْكُرْ فِي ٱلْكِتَابِ إِسْمَاعِيلَ إِنَّهُ كَانَ صَادِقَ ٱلْوَعْدِ وَكَانَ رَسُولاً نَّبِيّاً }

And mention in the Book Ishmael. Indeed he was true to his promise — he never promised anything which he did not fulfil; he [once] waited for three days for someone whom he had promised [to meet]; or [it is said that he waited] an entire year until that person [finally] returned to the place in which he [Ishamel] was [supposed to have met the former]; and he was a messenger, to [the tribe of] Jurhum, a prophet [likewise].
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 11:18pm On Apr 29, 2011
Barka juma'a
PoliticsRe: Joy In Kano Over Rumour Of Military Coup In Nigeria by chakula: 1:09pm On Apr 18, 2011
Mtss.
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 12:40pm On Apr 18, 2011
"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates."
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 12:39pm On Apr 18, 2011
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Girls believe in what they hear and boys in what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie. . . . cheesy[/size]
i concur!
PoliticsRe: Where Are All Bb Supporters? by chakula: 11:23am On Apr 18, 2011
Here we are, anything for us? We stand without shaking waiting for the up coming 4years and struggle to continue change we need and time shall comes for it definetely.
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To President-Elect Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan by chakula: 9:42am On Apr 18, 2011
May God gives him courage to deliver the promises.
PoliticsRe: Report Your Efforts On Buhari-bakare Team Here by chakula: 9:37am On Apr 18, 2011
I can't help saying Congratulations to all of you Guys for using our effort money time and possessions to make our dream true but Allah has planned his will and we will put up with it without any negative response may our effort continue as a youth until we fulfilled our mission.
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Presidential Election: By INEC by chakula: 9:05am On Apr 18, 2011
I will not blame you people the Northerners has done it the 25% of Goodluck in the Northern states has shown cleary they are contributing to Jonathan victory unlike in the South and East that Buhari has no single vote there.
PoliticsRe: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by chakula: 9:02am On Apr 18, 2011
I will not blame you people the Northerners has done it the 25% of Goodluck in the North has shown cleary they are contributing to Jonathan victory unlike in the South and East that Buhari has no single vote there.
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 7:46am On Apr 15, 2011
Juma'atul Kareem.
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 5:06pm On Apr 13, 2011
"If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however, if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that."
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Stands Down by chakula: 9:34am On Apr 13, 2011
One funny thing with dudes here on NL is how countless of you have truly went out for vote and, beside by means of internet support it doesn't mean your contesters are heroes or true politicians but a hoodwink, lets hang around for the Saturday our vote will agree on the President to be not by posting via NL
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:27pm On Apr 12, 2011
Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 53,

{ وَنَادَيْنَاهُ مِن جَانِبِ ٱلطُّورِ ٱلأَيْمَنِ وَقَرَّبْنَاهُ نَجِيّاً }

And We called him — with the words, ‘O Moses! Verily I am God’ [Q. 27:9] — from the right side of the Mount (al-Tūr, is [actually] the name of a mountain) that is, [from the side] to the right of Moses as he was approaching [the Mount] from Midian; and We brought him near in communion, as God, exalted be He, made him hear His speech.
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 11:08am On Apr 08, 2011
Juma'atul Kareem.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Live In Lagos (pictures) by chakula: 2:04pm On Apr 07, 2011
@Eziachi,

You are the first igbo buddie with GREAT WORDS honest humble and intelligence i had ever met ON NL please keep it up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by chakula: 8:54am On Apr 07, 2011
Waiting for Mr Mourin to have as equal goal as shaktar got.

PoliticsRe: Why You'll Never Vote For Goodluck Jonathan? by chakula: 4:43pm On Apr 06, 2011
@#agabaI23 (m)
Buhari is clueless, do not vote for him. If in doubt, ask me!
Because of Dudes like YOU.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:09pm On Apr 05, 2011
Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 52,

{ وَنَادَيْنَاهُ مِن جَانِبِ ٱلطُّورِ ٱلأَيْمَنِ وَقَرَّبْنَاهُ نَجِيّاً }

And We called him — with the words, ‘O Moses! Verily I am God’ [Q. 27:9] — from the right side of the Mount (al-Tūr, is [actually] the name of a mountain) that is, [from the side] to the right of Moses as he was approaching [the Mount] from Midian; and We brought him near in communion, as God, exalted be He, made him hear His speech.
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 4:57pm On Apr 05, 2011
Think of things not as they are but as you want them to be.
PoliticsRe: Why You'll Never Vote For Goodluck Jonathan? by chakula: 1:17pm On Apr 05, 2011
Because of Beaf and the cohorts too much propagandist u n tired us lets us vote for the solution.
IslamRe: The Rejected Dog by chakula: 8:18am On Apr 05, 2011
Shouldn't you advised us to silence ourselves from responding any inappropriate post posted by intruder, so why bothering yourself and responding to this Kafiri better to pay no attention on him and maintain your thread forward.
PoliticsRe: And Just What "if" Jonathan Wins The Election. by chakula: 5:21pm On Apr 04, 2011
I concur with you.

Gbenge 77:
if he wins,he might just lead Nigeria to failure.
PoliticsRe: Jega Offers To Resign, Jonathan Rejects; Resignation Amounts To Treason – Agf by chakula: 5:15pm On Apr 04, 2011
Wishing Jega the best in his assignment. we all come to know this country isn't an easy-go country to be handle as simple as we are thinking and this man will deliver the best of his abilities no matter how much pressure the evils mounted on him.
Carry go don't be discourage.
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 6:19pm On Apr 01, 2011
Barka Juma'ah.


dominique:
Juma'h Mubarak brethren smiley.
Long time hope you are doing fine.
Politics"the Value Of My Vote" A True Life Sory! by chakula(op): 6:18pm On Apr 01, 2011
As the general elections draw closer, politicians are getting desperate to get more people to cast their votes in their favour.



Last week, I witnessed an amazing drama unfold as a politician tried frantically to convince my neighbour to cast his vote for a party. When the politician realized that his effort was getting him nowhere, he decided to use the power in his pocket. He brought out a bundle of N200 notes and dangled it in my neighbour’s face, basically the way you would dangle some bait to an animal you are trying to catch.



“How much is your vote?” he asked, with a deceptive smile on his face.



My neighbour hesitated for a moment, and then he grabbed a piece of paper and began to scribble down something. When he finished writing, he handed the piece of paper to the politician saying, “This is the value of my vote.”



The politician went through the paper briefly and then squeezed and threw it away, in my direction. He hurried away, saying that my neighbour wasn’t being rational.



My neighbour, realizing I was watching, picked up the paper and said, waving the paper at me, “Am I being irrational?”



I collected the paper and took a quickly look at it. He had written on the paper the breakdown of his family’s expenses, which the government (according to him) had so far failed to provide or make available for its citizens. He then multiplied everything by four (4) years. Something like this:



Security - N20,000 per month x 12 months x 4 years = N960,000

Generator - N40,000 per 2 years x 2 = N80,000

Fuel for generator - N1,000 per day x 365 days x 4 years = N1,460,000

Potable water - N500 per day x 365 days x 4 years = N730,000

Healthcare Insurance - N10,000 per month x 12 months x 4 years = N480,000

Education - N5,000 per month x 12 months x 4 years = N240,000

Housing - N500,000 per year x 4 years = N2,000,000



Total - N5,950,000 (five million nine hundred and fifty thousand naira)



“Well,” he explained as I continued to stare at his breakdown, “if asking for the basic necessities of life is not being rational, I wonder what is rational?”



“I wasn’t trying to be difficult,” he continued. “I believe this is a modest breakdown of expenses considering I have a wife and a kid. If you have a larger family, the value of your vote may be much higher than this,” he concluded.



So, my dear friend, if you want to sell your vote, I won’t say “don’t.” But, be like my neighbour. Make sure it is “worth its weight in gold.”
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 6:07pm On Mar 29, 2011
Jazakallah Khairan.
IslamRe: Islamic Jurispudence Of This Week by chakula: 6:05pm On Mar 29, 2011
OP,
YOUR EFFORT WAS REALLY APPRECIATED MORE GREASE TO YOUR ELBOW.

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