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Jokes EtcRe: Read This by chakula: 11:39am On Sep 22, 2011
I concur with the last and the first line of the joke.
Jokes EtcRe: Haha Zap America Haha by chakula: 11:36am On Sep 22, 2011
nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Dear God by chakula: 11:29am On Sep 22, 2011
Bashy, i want to find out if you snach a babe in the hand of myself2?
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 10:52am On Sep 22, 2011
All The Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas Layin' In The Sun, Talkin' 'Bout The Things They Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Done,

But All Those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas All Ran Away, And Hid From One Little Did.
IslamRe: Mistakes Of Salaah by chakula(op): 5:09pm On Sep 21, 2011
18. Not following the imaam (by getting in the same position) when coming late and the
imaam is sitting or in sujood (prostrating). It is most preferred and most sure for the one
who enters the masjid that he join the imaam in whatever position he may be in, whether
he be in sajdah or otherwise. It is reported by abu Dawood and others with a saheeh
isnaad that the Messenger of Allah (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: If you come to the
salaah and we are making sujood then you also make sujood. For a worshipper to
delay making sajdah is to have in effect prevented himself from an act of worship which
Allah loves. Ali Ibn Abi Talib and Mua’dh ibn Jabal (radiallahu ‘anhumaa) both stated: The
Messenger of Allah (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: If one of you comes to the salaah
and the imaam is in a position then do what the imaam is doing. This is collected by
At-Tirmidhi with a weak isnaad however it is in agreement with the preceeding hadeeth. It
is also strengthened by a narration collected by Abu Dawood from Mua’dh (radiallahu
‘anhu): I never saw him (the imaam) in a position except I was also upon it. The
Messenger of Allah (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) said: Verily Mua’dh has performed an
act that is good for you too, so do likewise.
CrimeRe: Police Seize Truck Load Of Ammunition In Anambra by chakula: 1:14pm On Sep 21, 2011
It will be there for the reproduction purpose [s]the industry should be there let the police advance the investigation[/s]  i guess.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants To Work With Army Against Boko Haram Attack by chakula: 12:31pm On Sep 21, 2011
nagoma:
One illegal organization to help government fight another illegal organization with the help of a controversial foreign country. Fresh air around the corner ,
Laugh upon laugh angry
IslamRe: Types Of Hearts by chakula: 12:22pm On Sep 21, 2011
May Allah give us the comprehensible Heart so as to serve Him effortlessly Amen.
IslamRe: Toba Speaks On Why He Is Attracted To Muslim Girls And Would Like To Marry One by chakula: 11:43am On Sep 21, 2011
When Toba should became part of Us? huh I will not surprise the kind of courteousness and calmness that toba had shown here, the reason was he's in need of Muslim Lady as a partner, well i do not think as a person your plan will work nevertheless the ladies themselves should go-between you and dwell you at the class you belong to. Lol.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants To Work With Army Against Boko Haram Attack by chakula: 9:06am On Sep 21, 2011
What a weak Government that can't do on it's own? Lets wait and see the result coming out.
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 12:09pm On Sep 19, 2011
"The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed."
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 2:48pm On Sep 16, 2011
Juma'ah Kareem to you all.
PoliticsRe: Allow Nigerians To Carry Guns - Christian Association Of Nigeria. by chakula: 6:02pm On Sep 14, 2011
Thanks for your suggestion; I will be glad FG to admire and award the wish of the CAN without doubt things will be going well of course.
PoliticsRe: US Intelligence Sources Links Boko Haram With Al-Qaeda. Terror! by chakula: 2:04pm On Aug 18, 2011
Na today.

Amhatu:
These American Military Criminals have problems in their on Country .
You would be a fool to believe USA can deliver REAL FOOD to Somalia when poverty is all over America.
IslamRe: Islamic Quiz by chakula: 11:05am On Aug 12, 2011
Q 16.

How many times is Bismillah Ar-Rahman nir-Rahim repeated in the Holy Qur'an?
Q 17,

How many times is the word 'Qur'an' repeated in the Holy Qur'an?
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 10:56am On Aug 12, 2011
Juma'ah Kareem.
IslamRe: Islamic Quiz by chakula: 10:56am On Aug 12, 2011
Suratul An-nisa'i!
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 10:35am On Aug 11, 2011
Maryam

Chapter 19- Verse 60,

{ إِلاَّ مَن تَابَ وَآمَنَ وَعَمِلَ صَالِحاً فَأُوْلَـٰئِكَ يَدْخُلُونَ ٱلْجَنَّةَ وَلاَ يُظْلَمُونَ شَيْئاً }

whereas those who repent and believe and act righteously — such shall enter Paradise and shall not be wronged, they shall [not] be diminished, in any way, in their reward;
IslamRe: Mistakes Of Salaah by chakula(op): 10:32am On Aug 11, 2011
17. Not saying the takbeeratul-ihraam (opening takbeer) when entering upon the
congregation while the imaam is in rukoo’. This is a major mistake in that the takbeeratulihraam
is a pillar (rukn) of the salaah that must be done by the one praying when standing
for the salaah and then afterwards join the imam in the bowing position (rukoo’). To make
the takbeer (al-ihraam) and then another takbeer before giong into rukoo’ is more
complete and thorough. Abu Hurairah (radiallahu ‘anhu) narrated: The Messenger of
Allah (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) would make takbeer when he stood for the sallah
and would then make takbeer upon bowing.
IslamRe: Islamic Quiz by chakula: 10:20am On Aug 11, 2011
Divorce!
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 10:18am On Aug 11, 2011
"Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity."
IslamRe: Islamic Quiz by chakula: 12:04pm On Aug 10, 2011
Below is the part of (  ) in performing Ablution.

1. Mentioning the name of Allah-In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful [saying: bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Rahim]

2. Washing the hands thrice.

3. [Starting by] Rinsing the mouth and nose before washing the face.
IslamRe: Islamic Quiz by chakula: 11:42am On Aug 10, 2011
mukina2:
Hor bii mungi nii deh, defa tanga baay opa sad grin, yangii horr beparay yangi buga chep bu jen tedu? lol naka horr bi? smiley
would you make it as simple as english if it was a question i will attempt it. smiley
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 11:26am On Aug 10, 2011
"As for worrying about what other people might think - forget it. They aren't concerned about you. They're too busy worrying about what you and other people think of them."
PoliticsRe: Christians Admits Ur Mistakes by chakula: 3:40pm On Aug 05, 2011
Hmn, NLs should become part of trouble makers and at the same helps in encouraging detestation and xenophobia i read all most of the column in this thread but what surprises me is, no single sensible comment placed on, however the pals engaged on such things should be claiming they were all equitable and educated which to me should look at it injudicious and unschooled act.
IslamRe: Ramadan Tafseer by chakula: 2:41pm On Aug 05, 2011
On waiting,
IslamRe: Gist Us On How Ur Ramadan Went Today? by chakula: 2:07pm On Aug 05, 2011
Godiya ta tabbata ga Allah, today fasting is very interesting being the weather is cool  as well as having less pressure in the office, I pray Allah Almighty to accept our Good deeds and forgive us where we are wrong Ameen.
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 1:51pm On Aug 05, 2011
Barka Juma'ah
IslamRe: Happy Ramadan by chakula: 2:42pm On Aug 04, 2011
@toba my friend are you still alive remained away for a while makes me to think that you demise on exile. lol.

toba:
Zayhal im extending my greetings. Happy Ramadan smiley smiley smiley wink wink wink
OP,
Thank you, i don't know that you are very freindly but this time around.
PoliticsRe: Opc To Set Up Obatala Banking by chakula: 9:47am On Jul 27, 2011
sisnowee:
Wait guyz, do u tink d middle belt gat no idea on hw 2manage deir money? Thus, we also sent our own called DURI UWAR SAN. NON INTEREST BANKING
Bolded, what does it mean?
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu On Life Support And In Critical Condition by chakula: 2:55pm On Jul 26, 2011
atasteve:
I pray for his quick recovery.
Hmmmn  shocked shocked shocked  shocked all what i could do is to fold my arms and witnesses the lions while pugnacious, my comment should be fallback till the end of the scenario.
IslamRe: Ramadan Is Almost Here; What Are Your Plans For It? by chakula: 9:08am On Jul 26, 2011
In sha Allah i wouldn't Miss Ittikaf as i missed it last year because it means a lot to me and however, peace of mind is available there and the right of making addu'as also is attainable without hurting, disputing and other form misappropriation and, as well the place should be tidy and conducive atmosphere which it will helps you and make the exercise better. I urge the Muslims to exhibit the culture of attending ittikaf as far as you have chance to make it.

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