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For the future of anybody to be present here and Counterfeit the above verses from the the so-called book word of god.

The Meagre Possessions of "God": "Shoes of Jesus" (Luke, 3:16), "Garments
and coat of Jesus" (John, 19:23)

"God" Was a Devout Jew: "And in the morning, rising up a great while before
day, he went out, and departed into a solitary place, and there prayed."
(Mark, 1:35)

"God" Was a Loyal Subject: Jesus was a good citizen, he was loyal to Caesar.
He said: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and
unto God the things that are God's." (Matthew, 22:21) He paid his tax
regularly. (Matthew, 17:24-27)

The Occupation of "God": "Jesus was a carpenter by trade." (Mark, 6:3),
"and the son of a carpenter." (Matthew, 13:55)

The Transport of "God": "Behold, thy king cometh unto thee, meek, and
sitting upon an ass." (Matthew, 21:5) "And Jesus, when he had found a young
ass, sat thereon." (John, 12:14)

The Wining and Dining of "God": "The Son of man came eating and drinking,
and they say, behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of
publicans and sinners." (Matthew, 11:9; Luke, 7:34)

The Poverty of "God": "And Jesus saith unto him, the foxes have holes, and
the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his
head." (Matthew, 8:20)

How Mary Conceived and Delivered "God". Mary conceived Jesus like any other
woman: "The days were accomplished that she should be delivered," (Luke,
2:6) which means that she went through all the normal stages of pregnancy.
Nor was her delivery any different from other expectant mothers: "And she
being with child cried, travelling in birth, and pained to be delivered."
(Revelation, 12:2)

"God" Sucked The Paps of a Woman: "And it came to pass, as he spake these
things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto
him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast
sucked." (Luke, 11:27)

The Country of Origin of "God": "Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in
the days of Herod the king. (Matthew, 2:1)

THE BIRTH OF "GOD"

"God" was created from the seed of David:  "Concerning his Son Jesus Christ
our Lord, which was made of the SEED of David according to the flesh."
(Romans, 1:3)

"God" was the fruit of the loins of David:  "Therefore being a prophet, and
knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his
loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his
throne."  (Acts,  2:30)

The Ancestors of "God":  "The generations of Jesus Christ, the son of David,
the son of Abraham."  (Matthew, 1:1)

The Sex of "God":  "And when eight days were accomplished for the
circumcising of the child, his name was called Jesus."  (Luke, 2:21)
To be continue,

yefet,

How can a person that will not be free from tempt by the devil will be the way to the father was it possible? please you have to think below is the refrence from the bible.

The Devil Tempted "God" For 40 Days: "And immediately the spirit driveth him
into the wilderness. And he was there in the wilderness forty days, tempted
of Satan." (Mark, 1:12-13)

The Devil Tempted "God" Continuously: "And when the devil had ended all the
temptation, he departed from him for a season." (Luke, 4:13)

Like the Sinners, "God" Was Tempted In All Things: "But (he) was in all
points tempted like as we are, yet without sin." (Hebrews, 4:15)

True God Cannot be Tempted With Evil: "God cannot be tempted with evil,
neither tempteth he any man." (James,
1:13)

Only The Ungodly Are Tempted With Evil: "But every man is tempted, when he
is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed." (James, 1:14)

The Dying "God":  "And Jesus cried with a loud voice, and gave up the ghost."
(Mark, 15:37)

The "God" That Was Supposed Dead and Defunct:  "Christ died."  (Romans, 5:6).
"He was dead". (John, 19:33)

The Supposed Corpse of "God":  "he (Joseph of Arimathaea) went to Pilate, and
begged the body of Jesus.  Then Pilate commanded the body to be delivered."
(Matthew, 27:58)

The Shroud of "God":  "And when Joseph had taken the body, he wrapped it in a
clean linen cloth."  (Matthew,  27:59)

The Orbituary of The Late And Lamented "God":  "Now when the centurion saw
what was done, he glorified God, saying, certainly this was a righteous man."
(Luke, 23:47)

Salam,

As the holy Month of Ramadan approaching may Allah Almighty see our life into it.May He increase us in Iman and good deeds, then accept same from us.May this Ramadan be the best for us than we ever had in the past.

Juma'atul Kareem.

How can a jesus that seek for the strengthen from his creator will be able to apply the same to another person would it be possible?

aletheia:
The Lord Jesus strengthen you always.

vedaxcool:
You quite funny to want us to think that Jesus did not authorize violence in the run off to the crucifiction, remember when Jesus ordered his disciples to sell off their garment and purchase a sword and then went on to say watch here while I pray and this same sword he told peter and co to buy , one of his disciples used it to loop off the ear of the guards that came to arrest Jesus. Please sometimes we close our senses to the truth.

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is like xtians are not aware of the verse which described how jesus ordered the disciples to have their sword with them,

Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse45,

{ وَٱضْرِبْ لَهُم مَّثَلَ ٱلْحَيَاةِ ٱلدُّنْيَا كَمَآءٍ أَنْزَلْنَاهُ مِنَ ٱلسَّمَاءِ فَٱخْتَلَطَ بِهِ نَبَاتُ ٱلأَرْضِ فَأَصْبَحَ هَشِيماً تَذْرُوهُ ٱلرِّياحُ وَكَانَ ٱللَّهُ عَلَىٰ كُلِّ شَيْءٍ مُّقْتَدِراً }

And strike, draw, for them, your people, the similitude of the life of this world (mathala’l-hayāti’l-dunyā constitutes the first direct object) as water (ka-mā’in, the second direct object) which We send down out from the heaven, and the vegetation of the earth mingles with it, [the vegetation] multiplies by the sending down of the water; or it is that the water mixes with the vegetation such that it is nourished and flourishes; and it then becomes, the vegetation becomes, chaff, dried up, its [various] parts [broken up] in fragments, scattered, strewn and dispersed, by the winds, which then blow it away. The import is: [the life of] this world is likened to flourishing vegetation which then becomes dry, is broken up and scattered by the winds (a variant reading [for riyāh, ‘winds’] has rīh). And God is Omnipotent, Powerful, over all things.

There are several reason mentioned in this thread if you would be able to depend it please do and most of the reasons were qouted from the bible which clearly stated for ever Jesus is not god and will never be.

Uyi Iredia:
>>>> please could u list the next 100000000, reasons >>> the one your deluded mind can construct to support your belief

Because Mr clown was in doubt about the Pentecostals Chirstianship that is reason for my confusion.

Pastor AIO:
Why are you confused?

"But go ye rather unto the lost sheep of THE HOUSE OF ISRAEL (to the Jews only)." MATTHEW 10:5-6.

Let me know the type of prayer you want dude.

Confusion! Confusion!! Confusion!!! in Christianity.

So who are the real Xtians Mr Clown?

uplawal:
when u try to achieve sexual satisfaction thru toys is self-servicing,hence,self-servicing is a sin,una weldone with this your devil doctrine sha

Sorry, the guy don't want anybody to send any bible copy to him because he's well acquintance with it better to respond over his inquiry but if you can't please just let him know period.

toba:
3yrs later. Have u sent him the bible or he refused to read it?

Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse44,

{ هُنَالِكَ ٱلْوَلاَيَةُ لِلَّهِ ٱلْحَقِّ هُوَ خَيْرٌ ثَوَاباً وَخَيْرٌ عُقْباً }

There, that is, [on] the Day of Resurrection, [all] protection (walāya; if read wilāya, then [it means] ‘sovereignty’) belongs to God, the True (if read as al-haqqu then it is as an adjective qualifying walāya [or wilāya], or [if] read as al-haqqi, then it is an attribute of [God’s] Majesty). He is better at rewarding, than the rewarding of any [person] other than Him, if such [a person] were [in a position to] reward; and best in consequence (read ‘uquban or ‘uqban), [He is best] in terms of the consequence for believers (both [thawāban, ‘rewarding’, and ‘uqban, ‘consequence’] are in the accusative for [the purpose of] specification).

Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse43,

{ وَلَمْ تَكُن لَّهُ فِئَةٌ يَنصُرُونَهُ مِن دُونِ ٱللَّهِ وَمَا كَانَ مُنْتَصِراً }

But there was no (read takun or yakun) party, [no] persons, to help him, besides God, at the moment of its destruction, nor could he help himself, at the moment of its destruction, [all by] himself.

What is Nairaland?

I need explanation pls.

Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse42,

{ وَأُحِيطَ بِثَمَرِهِ فَأَصْبَحَ يُقَلِّبُ كَفَّيْهِ عَلَى مَآ أَنْفَقَ فِيهَا وَهِيَ خَاوِيَةٌ عَلَىٰ عُرُوشِهَا وَيَقُولُ يٰلَيْتَنِي لَمْ أُشْرِكْ بِرَبِّي أَحَداً }

And his fruit was beset, through the curbing measures mentioned above, [it was beset] together with his garden by destruction and were thus ruined, and so he began to wring his hands, out of regret and anguish, because of what he had spent on it, on the cultivation of his garden, as it lay fallen, [having] collapsed, on its trellises, those supporting the vines, so that [first] these collapsed and then the vine-grapes collapsed [after them], saying, ‘O (yā is for exclamation) I wish I had not ascribed any partner to my Lord!’

^^^^^^^^ soundless is the parmount respond just before the bamboozle.

^^^^^FLABBERGASTED

Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse41,

{ أَوْ يُصْبِحَ مَآؤُهَا غَوْراً فَلَن تَسْتَطِيعَ لَهُ طَلَباً }

or [maybe] its water will sink [deep] down (ghawran functions in meaning like ghā’iran, and it constitutes a supplement to yursila, ‘He [will] unleash’, but not [a supplement] to tusbiha, ‘it becomes’, because the sinking of water [deep into the earth] does not [necessarily] result from thunderbolts) so that you have no means of acquiring it’, no

LISTEN NOW TO PETER'S TESTIMONY:

"Ye men of Israel hear these words; Jesus of Nazareth, A MAN approved of God among you by miracles and wonders and signs, which[b] GOD DID BY HIM[/b] in the midst of you, as ye yourselves also know." ACTS 2:22

mekula:
if he wants to use the internet enh, make him use our NL make we see.

Al-kahf,   The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse40,

{ فعسَىٰ رَبِّي أَن يُؤْتِيَنِ خَيْراً مِّن جَنَّتِكَ وَيُرْسِلَ عَلَيْهَا حُسْبَاناً مِّنَ ٱلسَّمَآءِ فَتُصْبِحَ صَعِيداً زَلَقاً }

maybe my Lord will give me [something] better than your garden (this is the response to the conditional clause [beginning with lawlā, ‘and if only’]) and unleash upon it bolts (husbān is the plural of husbāna), that is to say, thunderbolts, from the heaven so that it becomes a bare plain, a [piece of] smooth ground upon which no foot can stand firm;

No be small thing wooooo

vedaxcool:
I know Jesus is my God. That is enough for me.
I can't Imagine God using a toilet. That is enough for me.