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IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 10:23am On Aug 23, 2010
As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Anas bin Malik (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

The Prophet (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, "Take Suhur as there is ablessing in it."

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 146

Ma'assalam.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 6:09pm On Aug 20, 2010
The "God" of War: Jesus said: "Think not that I am come to send peace on
earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." (Matthew, 10:34)
Christianity EtcRe: Please Tell Me As To Who Is Lying? by chakula: 5:51pm On Aug 20, 2010
Resurrection- Below are the Synonymous term of the word;

1 Renaissance
2 Revivification
3 Reappearance
4 Restoration
5 Resurgence
6 Renewal
7 Revitalization

Hope that this expression will guide you for understanding the exact meaning of the word.
Image123:
OP
What is the meaning of resurrection?
IslamRe: Importance of Ayatul Kursi by chakula: 5:25pm On Aug 20, 2010
Jazakallah Khairan Akhy.
IslamRe: Rewards For Performing Taraweeh During Ramadhan by chakula: 5:23pm On Aug 20, 2010
jazakallah khairan akhy.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:18pm On Aug 20, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse57,

{ وَمَنْ أَظْلَمُ مِمَّن ذُكِّرَ بِآيَٰتِ رَبِّهِ فَأَعْرَضَ عَنْهَا وَنَسِيَ مَا قَدَّمَتْ يَدَاهُ إِنَّا جَعَلْنَا عَلَىٰ قُلُوبِهِمْ أَكِنَّةً أَن يَفْقَهُوهُ وَفِي ءَاذَانِهِمْ وَقْراً وَإِن تَدْعُهُمْ إِلَىٰ ٱلْهُدَىٰ فَلَنْ يَهْتَدُوۤاْ إِذاً أَبَداً

And who does greater wrong than he who has been reminded of the signs of his Lord, yet turns away from them and forgets what his hands have sent ahead?, what he has committed in the way of disbelief and acts of disobedience. Indeed on their hearts We have cast veils, coverings, lest they should understand it, that is, lest they should comprehend the Qur’ān, in other words, and so [as a result] they do not comprehend it; and in their ears a deafness, a heaviness, and so they do not hear it; and though you call them to guidance, they will not be guided in that case, that is, given the casting [of veils] mentioned, ever.
IslamRe: Barka Juma'ah by chakula: 7:48am On Aug 20, 2010
As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Anas (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

Zaid bin Thabit said, "We took the Suhur with the Prophet (Sallallahu
'Alaihi Wa Sallam). Then he stood for the prayer." I asked, "What was the
interval between the Suhur and the Adhan?" He replied, "The interval was
sufficient to recite fifty verses of the Quran."

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 144

Ma'asalaam

Juma'atul Mubarak.
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 7:44am On Aug 20, 2010
As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Anas (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

Zaid bin Thabit said, "We took the Suhur with the Prophet (Sallallahu
'Alaihi Wa Sallam). Then he stood for the prayer." I asked, "What was the
interval between the Suhur and the Adhan?" He replied, "The interval was
sufficient to recite fifty verses of the Quran."

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 144

Ma'asalaam
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 6:26pm On Aug 19, 2010
INCEST: "Sexual intercourse between two persons who are too closely related." (New Collins Dictionary). For example, between father and daughter, son and mother, father-in-law and daughter-in-law, brother and sister, etc. INCEST IN GOD'S BOOK (?) BETWEEN A FATHER AND HIS DAUGHTERS: (a) "That night they (both the daughters of Lot) gave him (their father Lot) wine to drink and the older daughter had INTERCOURSE with him , "The next day the older daughter said to her sister, I slept with him last night. now let's get him drunk again tonight, and you sleep with him. Then each of us will have a child by our father. So that night they got him drunk and the younger daughter had INTERCOURSE with him , "In this way both of Lot's daughters became PREGNANT by their father. " GENESIS 19:33-35 (From the "Good News Bible- In Today's English"wink. In the older Versions, like the King James and the Roman Catholic Versions, "SEXUAL INTERCOURSE" is vaguely described as "COLLECTING THE SEED OF OUR FATHER." INCEST BETWEEN MOTHER AND SON: (b) "While Jacob (Israel) was living in the land, Reuben (his firstborn, his eldest son) had SEXUAL

INTERCOURSE with Bilhah, his father's concubine. GENESIS 35:22. The older Versions of the Bible, use the word, "lay" for SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. INCEST BETWEEN FATHER-IN-LAW AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: (c) "When Judah saw her (Tamar, his daughter-in-law), he thought she was a prostitute, because she had covered her face. "He went over to her at the side of the road and said, "ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?" (He did not know that she was his daughter-in-law) {The words in parenthesis i.e. within brackets from He did not know to daughter-in-law are not in the original Hebrew manuscripts. They are the editors g loss.}

"She said, what will you give me?" (To have sex with me) 'He answered, I WILL SEND YOU A YOUNG GOAT FROM MY FLOCK "She said, "All right, if you will give me something to keep as a pledge until you send the ,goat. ' . . He gave them (the pledges) to her. Then had INTERCOURSE, and she became pregnant GENESIS 38: 15-18 (Quoted from the ''Good News Bible"wink. CONCUBINE and WIFE are synonymous terms in the Bible. Look for it in the index under ''KETURAH" (the third wife of Abraham). Out of this incestuous relationship between a father-in-law and his daughter-in-law, twins were born, who were destined to become the great-grand-fathers of Jesus Christ see Matthew 1:3; "And Judas begat Phares and Zarah of Thamar . . . INCEST AND RAPE BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER (d) " . . he took hold of her (Thamar, his sister, not to be confused with Tamar in "c" above,, and said unto her, Come lie with me (have sex with me), my sister. "And she answered him, Nay, my brother (Amnon, one of the sons of David, the man after God's own heart) do not force me . . . "But he would not listen to her, and since he was stronger than she was, he overpowered her and RAPED her (his sister). " 2 Samuel 13:5-14 WHOLESALE RAPE AND INCEST BETWEEN SON AND HIS MOTHERS! (e) So they set up a tent for Absalom (another son of King David) on the palace roof, and in the sight of everyone, Absalom went in and had INTERCOURSE with his father's concubines " 2 SAMUELS 16:22

". . . In the sight of every one" is rendered in the King James Version as "in the sight of all Israel." This is a fulfillment of God's promise to David the King:

"Thus saith the Lord, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee (David) out of thine own house, and I will take THY WIVES before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbor (actually thy son) and he shall lie (have sexual intercourse) with thy wives in the sight of sun (for the whole world to watch the fun).

For thou didst it secretly (with Bath-Sheba the wife of Uriah): but I will do this thing before ALL Israel, and before the sun." 2 Samuel 12:11-12

You can well guess where "Penthouse" and "Playboy" got their inspiration from. Wherefrom if not from the Book of Books?

(f) For other various types of incest see LEVITICUS 18:8-18. 20:11-14 and 17-21. Concubine seems synonymous to the word wife in the Bible. Look for this reference in index under "Keturah" the third wife of Abraham.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 6:20pm On Aug 19, 2010
ABSURDITIES: in the Book of God (?) the Holy Bible (a) A TALKING ass. NUMBERS 22:27-28 (b) FOUR footed fowls. LEVITICUS 11:20 (c) Birth of females a DOUBLE pollution LEVITICUS 12:1,2,5 (d) Shamgar KILLS 600 with an ox goad JUDGES 3:31 (e) Samson KILLS A THOUSAND with the jaw bone of a donkey. JUDGES 15:15-16 (f) A SEVEN HEADED leopard REVELATION 13:1-2 (g) To eat SHIT and drink PISS. 2 KINGS 18:27 and ISAIAH 36:12 (h) DUNG on your faces. MALACHI 2:3 (i) To eat cake with SHIT. EZEKIEL 4:12-15 (j) Samson has SEX with a LovePeddler in Gaza JUDGES 16:1 (k) Ruth COHABITS with Boaz in the barn. RUTH 3:4-l5 (1) David SLEEPS with a young virgin l KINGS 1 1:1,3
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:38pm On Aug 19, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse56,

{ وَمَا نُرْسِلُ ٱلْمُرْسَلِينَ إِلاَّ مُبَشِّرِينَ وَمُنذِرِينَ وَيُجَٰدِلُ ٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ بِٱلْبَٰطِلِ لِيُدْحِضُواْ بِهِ ٱلْحَقَّ وَٱتَّخَذُوۤاْ ءَايَٰتِي وَمَآ أُنْذِرُواْ هُزُواً }

And We do not send messengers except as bearers of good tidings, to believers, and as warners, as threateners to disbelievers. But those who disbelieve dispute with falsehood, when they say that, ‘Has God sent a human as a messenger [from Him]?’ [Q. 17:94] and the like of such [statements], that they may refute thereby, that by way of their disputing they may invalidate, the truth, the Qur’ān. And they have taken My signs, namely, the Qur’ān, and that whereof they have been warned, in the way of the Fire, derisively, in mockery.
IslamRe: Nairalanders Iftaar - Season 7 by chakula: 4:37pm On Aug 19, 2010
PART 2
VENUE: MUNCHIES, AWOLOWO ROAD, IKOYI
DATE: 28TH AUGUST
TIME; 6. PM

Pls register your intention to be there too

1, Majoroller
2, Jarus
3, Haboosa
4, Onikeku.k
5, Talk2keke
6, Chakula
IslamRe: Nairalanders Iftaar - Season 7 by chakula: 3:36pm On Aug 19, 2010
Jarus,

Please, you should make available with us the account number (which people can used to pay in their contributions especially those that they wish to) at least we would be able to make our payment, in view of the fact that people like (us) were not being there to the Iftaar in Lagos, because we were live in different location far from there, may Allah Almighty gives us the opportunity to host the Iftaar next year in our location Amen. May Allah s.w.t accept our good deeds and forgives our sins, Amen.

Jarus:
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Insha Allah I have budgeted 15,000 to bankroll this event, but from the look of things we may need more money. So supplementary contributions will be welcome.
Thanks

Jarus,
Mod & Coordinator
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by chakula: 1:33pm On Aug 19, 2010
Don’t let me stumble from my chair due to this funny-funny remark of yours. huh huh

Sagamite:
Are you retarded?

Freedom of speech in people's place of worship?

I can as well easily come to your church and piss at the altar due to my freedom of piss.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by chakula: 11:22am On Aug 19, 2010
But i am sure it's not yet may be it would happen in the next, or from our upcoming Generation.

acaolly1:
Fellow Nigerians, Islam is a religion of peace. If what the Girl does to muslims is done to christians, sure, christains too will react, our sense of reasoning differs, some will be matured in their reasoning others will not. Please let there be peace. In Nigeria, Muslims marry xtian and xtian marries muslim. so let there be love. God love us all. STOP RELIGION DISCRIMINATION!!!
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 10:00am On Aug 19, 2010
[b]As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Al-Bara (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

It was the custom among the companions of Muhammad (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa
Sallam) that if any of them was fasting and the food was presented (for
breaking his fast), but he slept before eating, he would not eat that night
and the following day till sunset.

Qais bin Sirma-al-Ansari was fasting and came to his wife at the time of
Iftar (breaking one's fast) and asked her whether she had anything to eat.
She replied, "No, but I would go and bring some for you." He used to do
hard work during the day, so he was overwhelmed by sleep and slept. When
his wife came and saw him, she said, "Disappointment for you." When it was
midday on the following day, he fainted and the Prophet (Sallallahu 'Alaihi
Wa Sallam) was informed about the whole matter and the following verses
were revealed: "You are permitted To go to your wives (for sexual relation)
At the night of fasting." So, they were overjoyed by it. And then Allah
also revealed: "And eat and drink Until the white thread Of dawn appears to
you Distinct from the black thread (of the night)." (2.187)

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 139

Ma'asalaam[/b]
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:27pm On Aug 18, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse55,

{ وَمَا مَنَعَ ٱلنَّاسَ أَن يُؤْمِنُوۤاْ إِذْ جَآءَهُمُ ٱلْهُدَىٰ وَيَسْتَغْفِرُواْ رَبَّهُمْ إِلاَّ أَن تَأْتِيَهُمْ سُنَّةُ ٱلأَوَّلِينَ أَوْ يَأْتِيَهُمُ ٱلْعَذَابُ قُبُلاً }

And nothing prevented people, that is, the disbelievers of Mecca, from believing (an yu’minū is [after al-nāsa, ‘people’] constitutes the second direct object clause) when the guidance, the Qur’ān, came to them, and from asking forgiveness of their Lord, without that there should come upon them the precedent of the ancients (sunnatu’l-awwalīn constitutes the subject of the verb) that is to say, Our precedent of dealing with them, which is the destruction decreed for them, or that the chastisement should come upon them before their very eyes, in front of them and for them to see — which was their being killed on the day of Badr (a variant reading [for qibalan] has qubulan, which [in the accusative] is the plural of qabīlin, meaning, ‘of various kinds’).
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2010
THE CAPTURE OF "GOD"

A Friend Betrayed the Secret Hiding Place of "God": "And Judas also, which
betrayed him, knew the place: for Jesus off-times resorted thither with his
disciples. Judas then, having received a band of man and officers from the
chief priests and Pharisees, cometh thither with lanterns and torches and
weapons." (John, 18:2-3)

"God" Was Arrested, Bound and Led Away: "Then the band and the captain and
officers of the Jews took Jesus, and bound him, and led him away." (John,
18:12-13)

"God" Was Humiliated: "And the men that held Jesus mocked him, and smote
him. And when they had blindfolded him, they struck him on the face."
(Luke, 22:63-64). "Then did they spit in his face, and buffeted him; and
others smote him with the palms of their hands." (Matthew, 26:67)

"God" Was Defenseless: "One of the officers which stood by struck Jesus with
the palm of his hand", he said: "Why smitest thou me?" (John, 18:22-23)

"God" Was Condemned to Death: "And they all condemned him to be guilty of
death." (Mark, 14:64). "They answered and said, he is guilty of death."
(Matthew, 26:66)

The Dumb and Docile "God": "He was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like
a lamb dumb before his shearer, so opened he not his mouth." (Acts, 8:32)
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by chakula: 2:23pm On Aug 18, 2010
Please don't hurt me take it easy dude.

Uyi Iredia:
1ce again >>> d dreaded chakula cheesy cheesy >>> couldn't keep your nose out of this one eeehhn !!!! >>>> go busy urself telling Christians why Jesus is not God & keep off !!!
by the way what is 'jamil jiddan '>>> sounds like some Islamic fundamentalist stuff >>> no insult meant on your religion cool
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by chakula: 1:32pm On Aug 18, 2010
@saga

if you are neither Muslim nor Christian better to quit from throwing insult to the people that atleast has creed with them because the matter of discussion is dealing with the religion, please don't look this tip as an insult to you.
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 9:09am On Aug 18, 2010

As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Abu Bakra (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

The Prophet (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, "The two months of 'Id
i.e. Ramadan and Dhul-Hijja, do not decrease (in superiority)."

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 136

Ma'asalaam
Christianity EtcRe: The King Of King Is Around! Are U Ready? by chakula: 8:51am On Aug 18, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt] the words of God are not lies but perfect. [/size]
[/qoute/]

@Ogaga,

You are no longer a Satanic member any more because openly you decleared God is perfect why not Satan? smiley
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:50pm On Aug 17, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse54,

{ وَلَقَدْ صَرَّفْنَا فِي هَـٰذَا ٱلْقُرْآنِ لِلنَّاسِ مِن كُلِّ مَثَلٍ وَكَانَ ٱلإِنْسَانُ أَكْثَرَ شَيْءٍ جَدَلاً }

And verily We have dispensed, We have explained, for mankind in this Qur’ān [an example] of every kind of similitude (min kulli mathalin is an adjective qualifying an omitted clause, in other words, ‘[We have dispensed therein] a similitude from every kind of similitude), that they may be admonished. But man is most disputatious, [he is] most contentious in matters of falsehood (jadalan is a specification derived from [al-insān, ‘man’] the subject of kāna) in other words, the meaning is that the disputatiousness of man is what can be found in him most.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by chakula: 2:59pm On Aug 17, 2010
itsmayiela:
Lucky that she did the act during Ramadan season when all Muslim faithfuls are repentant.
True observation.

But where do the lady ever observe the situation where by the Imam or Muslim par say used to visit Church or even close to for preaching Islam to the Christians the lady indeed was very providential and saved by God to let her bystander the remaining tragedy while she is alive.
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 10:51am On Aug 17, 2010
As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated 'Alqama (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

While I was walking with 'Abdullah he said, "We were in the company of the
Prophet (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) and he said, 'He who can afford to
marry should marry, because it will help him refrain from looking at other
women, and save his private parts from looking at other women, and save his
private parts from committing illegal sexual relation; and he who cannot
afford to marry is advised to fast, as fasting will diminish his sexual
power."

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 129

Ma'asalaam
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 5:34pm On Aug 16, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse53,

{ وَرَأَى ٱلْمُجْرِمُونَ ٱلنَّارَ فَظَنُّوۤاْ أَنَّهُمْ مُّوَاقِعُوهَا وَلَمْ يَجِدُواْ عَنْهَا مَصْرِفاً }

And the criminals will behold the Fire and realise that, are certain that, they are about to fall into it. And they will find no means of avoiding it, of circumventing [it].
IslamRe: A Call For Reward: Save A Brother With Liver Cancer by chakula: 10:40am On Aug 16, 2010
May Allah s.w.t.  forgive their Sins and Grant them Jannatul Firdaus Ameen.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by chakula: 9:26am On Aug 16, 2010
Assuming this event was plotted by the Muslims thousand of reply was made violently from the Christians accusing Muslims and calling them with whatever cruelty language they like, but you see know they occupied the entire thread soundless.
IslamRe: Hadeeth Of The Day by chakula: 9:25am On Aug 16, 2010
[b] As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu

Narrated Abu Huraira (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

Allah's Apostle (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, "Whoever gives two
kinds (of things or property) in charity for Allah's Cause, will be called
from the gates of Paradise and will be addressed, 'O slaves of Allah! Here
is prosperity.' So, whoever was amongst the people who used to offer their
prayers, will be called from the gate of the prayer; and whoever was
amongst the people who used to participate in Jihad, will be called from
the gate of Jihad; and whoever was amongst those who used to observe fasts,
will be called from the gate of Ar-Raiyan; whoever was amongst those who
used to give in charity, will be called from the gate of charity." Abu Bakr
said, "Let my parents be sacrificed for you, O Allah's Apostle! No distress
or need will befall him who will be called from those gates. Will there be
any one who will be called from all these gates?" The Prophet (Sallallahu
'Alaihi Wa Sallam) replied, "Yes, and I hope you will be one of them."

Bukhari Vol. 3 : No. 121

--
Ma'asalaam[/b]
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 9:10am On Aug 15, 2010
Allahu Akbar.
IslamRe: Qur’anic Verse Of The Day by chakula(op): 4:01pm On Aug 13, 2010
Al-kahf, The CAVE.

Chapter18- verse52,

{ وَيَوْمَ يَقُولُ نَادُواْ شُرَكَآئِيَ ٱلَّذِينَ زَعَمْتُمْ فَدَعَوْهُمْ فَلَمْ يَسْتَجِيبُواْ لَهُمْ وَجَعَلْنَا بَيْنَهُم مَّوْبِقاً }

And the day (yawma is in the accusative because it is governed by [the implicit] udhkur, ‘mention’) when He will say (yaqūl, or [it may be] read as naqūl, ‘We will say’), ‘Call those partners of Mine, [those] graven images, as you used to claim’, let them intercede for you in the way you used to claim; and then they will call them, but they will not respond to their call, they will not answer them, and We shall set between them, between the graven images and those who worship them, a gulf of doom — a valley from among the valleys of Hell, in which they shall all be destroyed (the term [mawbiq] derives from [the verb] wabaqa meaning halaka, ‘he was destroyed’).
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus Christ Is Not God by chakula(op): 12:55pm On Aug 13, 2010
Dude which Lord did you mean the Eloi, Yehweh, Jehovah or Jesus?all what i can learn or understand by Christians they are Worshipping three different Entity as a one thing, what a pitiful.

cgift:
I greet you in the name of the Lord.

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