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wiridina:
Drop your whatsapp numbers to get the full gist, it won't kill to try. FYI you won't be paying a dime.

08069729130

madone:
OK next time look out for people in public and help them how can u be there eating and a girl like tat is looking a ur family you no even notice. Selfish looking family

Keep qwaet! How is a stranger her responsibility?

sexymoma:
Dead on arrival!! "The Marriage"
even in the olden days Ogun worshipers are not allowed to get married to ifa worshipers.....Christianity and idolatry
Too many differences, someone said the babe was forced, i guess you haven't gone to check her pictures on IG... Prophetess that wears what brings out all her curves.. this one is sakamaje , Can she even hold a vigil in the palace, what about her kids can she name her son Samson Or David? Can She? Can She Still Go to churches to lay hands or preach about sanctification? Can she, How about fasting and prayer, I use to hear i converted to Christianity, i haven't heard of i converted to idolatry ... Why is Christianity like this for God's Sake, What message is she passing to those who made her a role model, those who made her their mentor, Those who could beat their chest that she is truly called by God... I heard she s just 25...If i should continue typing, i wont finish today..

He has a new wife. She has an ooni for a husband. Be happy for them and move on. Its not that hard

Pls tell me somebody noticed that this is the guy's phone...

kingkakaone:
Most of u people just attack Rocha's as if all other of ur supporters are saints abi

If only u are from Delta, Kogi, Benue and Ekiti states u would have appreciated ur governor better.
I am from Delta state and I can boldly tell u that Okorocha is better than Okowa in 10,000 miles.

Oga mi, are you saying that what he is doing should be condoned?? Because your own governor is worse??

If you have a problem with your administration , air it out. Dont come and start justifying the evil men do.

misterchris:
Dont you know how to comprehend written words?

Dont be stupid young man, was any of his multiple streams of income mentioned??

Finstar:
You mean that "its" can be used in place of "it's"? Which school did you graduate from?

This is a public forum dear, mind the kind of horseshit you spill here..

You can now fuvk in..

Shalom!

I bet both of u wer bunkmates... an hotel? you think its yoruba ur speakin abi
#noteachmenonsense

godsamist:
I am into plantain farming with start up of 50 stand and a butch sales for #1700 by 50….good money?
Well taking a larger step,wants another land that can contain 100 stands,
It all depends on good place the biz is good and don't need much stress.
If you set to go start with just 10 sucker, before 10th month of hervest ,it multiply more than 30 and on and on withinout stress like weeding and all that stuff.
If you are ready to go ,promise to stand by you ,then thank me later!

sorry, is it bunch you are calling butch? no insult meant

ezyk:
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Interested and qualified candidates should:
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i do not trust this advert. it does not go through the official NBC website but through e recruiter... since when nbc start dat one??

Threebear:
No one will take anything he says seriously not after battering a defenseless woman.

sharap!!! iss your type dat wld be using french flag as dp. ode oshi!!!
because dem gv u space to comment...

DanIndia:
Send me your email address

Hello, Al here.. i would like to join this group
chalonnwokedike@gmail.com

Papiikush:
Slut!

A guy who is not your boyfriend, what in the world were you doing in his house overnight?

Forget the whole rape brouhaha...she is trying to play the victim card here because all I read is about a one night stand gone wrong.

Wait... How in the world will someone rape you with oral again?

I mean he was licking your pussý comfortably and you couldn't do anything? Ha aye mi!!!!

If a guy can be so comfortable to the extent he goes down on you, removes your panties and use his tongue to wipe your pussý clean without you breaking his neck with your laps, then you are a slut

I need to start telling these Unilag girls I have free WIFI maybe they'll come and spend the night in my apartment too. Awon olosho gbogbo

Forget self control, bìtch if you come to my apartment and you running around in your bumshort I'll fück that pussý.

If you are looking for men with self control don't sleep in my house go and sleep in your pastor's house.

God bless you

akpunda86:
I had a child out of wedlock and when i met my wife, I told her and the mum and they said okay, five years into our marriage my wife told the sister, in fact all my secrets with my wife, the sister knows.

Not that she did it in private but made a call to her in my presence, was my life secret with her but now her whole family knows, even if they know bf, no problem but now making me to know they know, I just hate her.

The love i had for her died immediately, I see more as a room mate now as she irritates me, our kid just bond between us.

What happened......what is cause of problem, it's a pity but she has had 9 miscarriages and i told her I'm tired of hearing that news, well she flared up and said she be packing out, any small problem she packs her bag well i told her if she packs, i will go and bring my ex gf and daughter bk.

My marriage to her was a mistake, I'm just hating her everyday cos the worst i hate is my in-laws meddling in my affairs, Am i the first guy to have a kid out of wedlock, then why she threatening me.

For five years I have not seen my daughter but now i will, if my wife wants to go, she is free to go.

Oga mi, ur english is terrible. sombori cannot even understand where youre coming from, wich road you are takin and wher youre going. Pls edit dis abeg

dinma007:
Controversial nudist, Caroline Sam popularly known as Maheeda bragged about her p*ssy in this new Instagram post. According to her, she has turned down millions for it!

She wrote;

"I normally don’t brag ... but hey Nigga ! you can’t touch this......!!!! Tahhhhh !!!! I turn down millions for this pussy and I speak the truth !!!!! Gm Just so you know!!! Level up there’s level to this !!!!"

https://www.lailasblog.com/turn-millions-pussy-maheeda-brags/

The funny thing is not a lot of her acolites can say this... just to show the kind of false impression and wrong messages she is passing to our slay queens.
My two cents with a pinch of salt

jaggabban:
Wow, going places. Congratulations Heroin, making Nigeria proud.

Who are you calling heroin?

Jamaine12mh:
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How do i get one?

NwaAmaikpe:


I don't respect placard-carrying protesters...I see them as very unfocussed.

If they are really serious,
If they really need their money, they should invade his office...bring him out and lynch him.


A true revolution is long over-due

#OurMumuDonDo

And that is you solution
Using hashtags dat mean sumtin to elevate your stupidity abi... na onli u get dis mumu o.

ecoeco:
.

I don't pity him

Am sure he is the type that doesn't believe in disciplining women

Dats y she get d mind to mess with him

Women need sense beaten into dem monthly

Else they won't respect

You get mind hire another man to kill ur husband

Because of no fear

It is written (paraphrased) the rod is for correction


#Eco99#

Na ur type wey dey fear conductor.. but you get mind to beat woman unto correction. You no see ur mate fight abi coward

sainty2k3:
YES it is not impossible, couples that are AA/AS can give birth to SS , this is how
1. let me differentiate between haemoglobin genotype and haemoglobin phenotype
To get a particular GENOTYPE you have to do a genetic testing or use two or more of the screening test (the conventional electrophoresis that we do + HPLC or other similar test) to confirm the true genotype while hb PHENOTYPE is the appearance /characteristics of an individual haemoglobin on conventional electrophoresis which we loosely refer to as GENOTYPE
Most times when we call ourselves AA,SS,AS we are actually referring to our Haemoglogin PHENOTYPE and NOT GENOTYPE, as most of us don’t do genetic tests, all we do is haemoglobin electrophoresis
2. lets explain the concept of thalasemic trait. Thalassemias are quantitative defect of haemoglobin which means some one can be AA but the one or both A in this person is is absent otherwise known as thalassemia minor and major respectively. If such person run haemoglobin Electrophoresis( the test that we always loosely regard to as genotype) only A band will be seen and such a person will be regarded as AA. But they are also prone to anaemias and some certain abnormal features in the blood depending on the degree in the reduction in the defective A . such individuals can be Aβ-Thalassaemia(otherwise known as thalassaemic trait) if one of the’ A gene’ is normal, or β-Thalassaemia major if both are affected
3. lets merge the two concepts above and form AND SEE THE DIFFERENT PHENOTYPE THAT EXIST AND THE POSSIBLE CORRESPONDING GENOTYPE
If PHENOTYPE is AA the likely GENOTYPES will be AA , Aβ-Thalassaemia
If PHENOTYPE is SS the likely GENOTYPES will be SS, Sβ-Thalassaemia (MEANING THE OTHER ‘A’ THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THIS AN ‘AS’ IS TOTALLY ABSENT) Others might include SD,SG etc though these are very rare
If PHENOTYPE is AS the likely GENOTYPES will be SA (NOTE – ‘S’ COMES BEFORE ‘A’ BECAUSE THE A IS THALASSAEMIC, THOUGH NOT TOTALLY ABSENT AS THE ONE ABOVE ,IT IS SUSBSTANTIALLY REDUCE), or truely AS
4. Lets assume this our hypothetical couple have Hb eleterophoresis done and was told that the genotype of partner 1 is AA, and that of partner 2 is AS ,but the one that is called AA is actually Aβ-Thalassaemia as ealier mentioned. There possible offspring include
I. AA, If the child inherit the normal A from partner 1 and another normal A from partner 2
II. Aβ-Thalassaemia ,If the child inherit β-Thalassaemic A from the partner 1 and normal A from partner 2
III. AS,If the child inherit normal A from partner 1 and S from patner 2
IV. Sβ-Thalassaemia If the child inherit β-Thalassaemic A from partner 1 and S from partner 2
Note that scenario I above will show AA on Hb electrophoresis, scenario ii will show AA on electrophoresis, scenario iii will show AS on electrophoresis and scenario iv will show SS on electrophoresis
I have tried to simplify the medical terms but if you still have a doubt or clarification ask and I will try to shed more light, as much as I can.

Oga you are funny oo.. you mean to tell me if i go a hispital to check for my genotype they would start checking something else and tell me tjat is a my genotype abi??

You are twisting the conversation to say someones genotype is AA but his phenotype is something else.. like that is the talk.

CAN PARTNERS OF GENOTYPE AA AND AS GIVE BIRTH TO AN SS CHILD

sarrki:
After you have all benefited from the Union ?

Prompt as always. You and your flock never fail to barf aniwhere sensible conversations are had.

Typical

Dniceguy10:
if you are a prospective corp member living in lagos or who wants to serve in lagos. you can drop your contact so that you can be added up in the watsapps group ''EKO KOPAs'' to enable you get all the updated info about NYSC in lagos state....thanks

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gimbayaro:
i am a prospective corp member of batch A17. i made this customize cap because i dont like the face caps NYSC are given to corpers. so dear nairalanders what are your comment?

more images on instagram @gimbason_official


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let the world see this.

Are they on sale?

waywardpikin:
I'm of the opinion that sleep is sweetest from 4am-6am. The exact period that life sometimes demand for most of us to wake up.

So it was with tears in my eyes that I woke up the following morning. I was always the last person to get up from bed, myself and one guy named Ramsey (named so after Ramsey Nouah, for his good looks). I noticed Ramsey because we both stayed on the top bunk, and any time I woke up I'd observe him fiddling through his things like he was looking for something, but I noticed that he wasn't really doing anything - more like biding his time. Long after I was conscious I would still remain in bed with my eyes closed, aware of everybody else preparing to leave the hostel, cursing both the sound of the bugle and the person speaking on the PA system.

God why?

I would eventually get up and prepare in record time to join everybody else. But in my mind, this had to stop. I had to come up with a plan to start skipping these morning drills, for my own sanity at least. I took another route to join the others at the parade ground because the soldiers were strategically positioned at the entrance of the hostel, punishing those who were joining the rest of the group late. I could see them from afar being made to frog jump, and I just felt more weary of the whole NYSC process.

As I joined up with my platoon, Nife immediately came to mind and I started scanning the area but saw no sign of her. I was a bit disappointed, the thought of seeing her always got me so excited. But at the same time I was beginning to feel this slight trepidation at my over excitement. I was half-awake/half-dozing throughout the morning drill, and the fact that I did it while standing was an even more impressive feat. After the exercises, we were split into groups for lectures. My group was made to sit on the ground as NDLEA officials came around to enlighten us on the dangers of drug abuse. Wetin consign me na? Perfect opportunity to sleep. The pot-bellied official spoke passionately on the dangers of substance abuse. He said he knew of someone who smoked MJ which drove him insane, and that his family members had been searching for a cure for him since then. I woke up for a few seconds to eye the man angrily.

'Why was he talking anyhow about my darling MJ na? Why was he lying?' I thought to myself. Anyway sha, that wasn't going to make me quit my relationship with her. If I like make I run mad. But I knew MJ would never do that to me. We love each other way too much.

After the whole thing I got back to my hostel room to see Maintenance lying comfortably on his bed with all the confidence of a Lagos landlord. I was the first person to get to the room, which made me wonder how he got there.

'Maintenance, you no go morning drill?'

'Omo I talk say make I sleep jare. I followed those muslims then branched into the hostel,' he said.

'If sojo catch you nko?'

'Ehn if sojo stop me I go show am my ID card na,' he retorted, flashing an ID card hanging around his neck proudly.

At the start of camp they announced the need for representatives from each platoon for categories such as; debate, health, welfare, education, food & nutrition, maintenance and socials. Unsurprisingly, most people wanted to represent their platoon in the socials category, especially the ladies. The people representing in each of the categories mentioned are more like prefects, as Maintenance soon showed to me. He elected to be the Maintenance representative for his platoon, since it was a role that most people resented. The duties of those in Maintenance included checking round all the rooms in the hostels and reporting any incidence such as a flooded toilet, a creaking fan, or a burnt-out bulb. Somehow, my bunkie ended up having a lot of clout and influence in camp. He could enter in and out of anywhere within the premises, including the girls hostel. And if anyone dared to stop him, all he had to do was flash his 'badge' at them like an FBI agent and say 'Maintenance', and they would free him with much reverence. The tin be like say na jazz. That was how he got his name. Till today, none of us remember his real name.

I frowned as he told me this, angry at the fact that he had all these powers and special abilities, yet our fan was not working. Every morning I woke up drenched in sweat as my bunk was directly under the only working bulb in the room and somehow, the lights were almost always on, causing me undue discomfort. He laughed and told me he was working on it, that I should trust him, after all his name is Maintenance.

He was working on it till the day we left camp...

As I was talking with him, I saw someone else materialise from under a bed at the far end of the room. It was Ramsey, fine, light skinned, tall & muscular. My mouth hung open in shock.

'Ramsey, you sef no go morning drill? How you take dey do am?' I asked desperately.

He laughed heartily and said 'Don't worry, I have my ways.'

Is that the answer to the question I asked?

'Don't worry, I will soon have my ways too.'

***********

Afternoon drill came and I saw my sweetheart Nife. I asked her where she was in the morning and she said she was in the hostel.

'What? You too? How do you do it?' I desperately asked.

She looked at me and smiled, 'I have my ways.'

'You have your ways abi? You have started joining bad gang.'

'Go jor,' she said, tapping my shoulder and smiling shyly.

We spent most of that afternoon learning the marching drills, and assigned to our platoon was this terrifying hulking man. He must have been about 7 feet tall, shoulders so broad he probably has to fit through a doorway sideways, with a face black like death. Needless to say, he terrified the sh!t out of all of us. After the torturous experience which was subtly becoming a routine to most of us, Nife and I agreed to hang out that night. Unfortunately, it was dejavu all over again - I was at Mami market with a frown on my face staring at my phone, I'd given her a few missed calls but she wasn't picking; I'd sent her messages on whatsapp but she never replied, and I was being hailed by Teejay for smoking for a second night in a row.

Hanging out with my roomies every night was becoming a ritual. They were mostly kids from Private Universities, with a pinch of guys from federal and state universities. So our table was always full to the brim, because before you buy something, someone else is offering to buy, and another is vouching for the next round after that. I was on my fourth bottle of Orijin and feeling sufficiently stoned, when I suddenly had this urge to go for a walk. I told my guys that I was coming back and I began to take a leisurely stroll, enjoying the cool evening breeze. I was lost in thought as usual, thinking about my life as I always do, when something just ahead caught my eyes.

I saw Nife walking with this other dude from our platoon with his hand across her shoulders.

Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.

Ah.. You don enta... Beta obi mbawa!! I sumhw knew she ws def wif Sum1 else na y she dey sly u... More off dis @op
I am deff enjoying ur piece. From a 2017 batch a pcm

HerPov:
I don't know what's wrong with me, everytime I feel insecure in the relationship or he does something to piss me off, I end the relationship. At that moment I'm overwhelmed with anger and he has a way of blanking me when we argue and because I can't release the anger, I quit the relationship.
I really do love him. He is my dream man, I approached him and introduced myself and we just fit. Except my "It's over" drama every month.
I finish with him every month (when I come on my period, I can't control my emotions). He said he can't take me seriously and if I broke up with him again he won't take me back and I broke up with him last week for the 5th time

What's wrong with me? Do other women feel like this? Men what would you do in his situation?

@Hisperception Baba forgive her now...she don carry the matter rich front page! See love... See gobbe!

Reginleit:
Some weeks ago, my roommates and I were involved in a serious argument about this issue..the original argument was whether we can marry someone that earns 100k as monthly salary..most people argued that 100k was too small, when you include daily expense, plus house rent etc..
I argued that 100k was enough to start up a home, if the rent has been paid. Also if the man has the tendency to do better..then I see no reason why I can't settle down with someone who earns that amount...

Sooo ladies , over to you...what do you think??

How much is the lady earning?

mctowel01:
And since her turning around indicated no interest, did Kemen continue or not? No he didn't, and continuing after getting clear signs is where there is a clear indication of rape

You have a point there.. .the clips i watched only showed where she turned dont know if he continued or not

ba7man:
Get realistic here.

If you saw Debbie-rise forcing herself on Bassey and at the same time, saw Kemen forcing himself on T-boss, who do you think people will rush to help?

They'lll even laugh at Bassey sef.

The 2 situations will never be the same.

Thats cos its different for guys... We dont even see sexual harassment in the same way as women. Plus if it ever came to that, i am very sure bassey would not make a big deal of it.
Now if tboss had actually no problems with what was done to her, im sure kemen would still be in the house.. .but she didnt.
Keyword : CONSENT