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an experiment but a wasted sperrrm

1. Its not good to look between ur legs in a market place else a spirit would slap u 2. The belief that placing a thread on the hair stops hiccup 3. If u have sexx with a slow poke or olodo, u also become an olodo. 4. Used to believe about armageddon crap God comin down and lines up sinners @ his left hand and the good ones at his right hand , now I dont* (I believe christians, pagans and muslims wud be saved if they live a good life)5. When my hands start itching me, it shows money is coming (this is so true) 6. Sneezing non stop means I'm being called or missed by someone special 7. That on judgement day, the dead bodies would arise just as portrayed in michael jacksons thriller video (the funk of forty thousand years) 8. I believe its not good to spit in a toilet or where someone urinated to avoid suffering sore throat (so true, since I stopped this act, haven't experienced sore throat) more to come..

Na wa ooo, a thread for this and a thread for that... What is this site turning into; "a thread for women that wants to get married". Guys don't dull create urs maybe "a thread for guys that want to get married" or perhaps a thread for men abd women that wanna straff... Its well o... More grease to una joystick[s][/s] elbow

Omo see gobe

My friend, mostt people who know about CIA FBI know because of movies they watch and most people can't give the full meaningM just like other intelligence agency like MOSSAD, KGB I'm sure u haven't heard of cos u dey are scarely used in hollywood movies. Someone even thought CTUcounter terrorist Unit as used in 24 is truly existent in the united states. Man, the bible says "if ye seek, ye shall find" make research next time, make google ur friend today!!!

nutty_hnic: I beg your pardon.
Not unitl they appoint the DG of our NIA are nigerians supposed to be aware of who they are or what they do.

Does any nigerian citizen here stuff like - NIA intercepted a phone call that was made by boko haram operatives.
Do they publish any documented reports on attacks on nigerian soil

Do they intercept emails that pose a direct threat to nigerian citizens

Everyday fellow Nigerians die in the north, they kil people in schools, churches, even military barracks.

Yet we have an intelligence agency.
NIA should only be featured in Cartoons and Children story books.

they do nothing!!! thats why very few nigerians are aware of such an agency.
NIA is a goddamn joke.

probably a damn money laundering agency...mtchew

The comments I'm seeing makes me wonder why people 1. Abuse their president without a reason 2.don't make research to know that every country should have an intelligence unit and dat Nigeria should have 3. Don't know that Intels the JTF use is from NIA 4. The aim of intelligence agency is not just about spying but information management 5. Diplomats usually have military experience

Go to waec office, u wud be required to swear an affidavit, purchase some stamps, go with ur passport, birth certificate, means of identification, statement of result and some money for them to send u confirmation of result to a post office mail box. However, if need an original, u wud be asked to pay 10,000naira. Its on a rare case this option is given. Dnt be careless next time

Thanks. I sent a mail to the email on the web page. I got their feedback that they are aware of the difficulties in printing and it would be resolved soon

Bigdreams: God bless you oga.

As per you being unable to print your slip, you are not the only one as we have some people too whom we registered who are also experiencing the same. I guess you have to be patient.

To all those who applied, I wish you all the best.

It is well with you.

sent to every email addy on page 28. Success wishes and kudos to Big dreams!!!. on my part, im still unable to print my slip, its still showing till after 2working days. who had this issue with gtb and have resolved it?

grammarian with the hullabaloo and gibberish... its juxtapose and not josterpose

dvdon: This is what I call the repercaution of a sodomic and gomorrial era, where a bio degraded 35 yrs old Homo sapien, will connive into an under developed novice of a 16 yrs old to the extent of pro creational; pro ciritee. I here by divulge into the propagatory collusium of yerima to underpose the adverse effect underscore problemobric probebullar that infant marriage is only but a hedious misconception. Let this serve as a warning. I hereby josterpose to rest my intellectual argorithim.

Don't ask Don't tell.

pls send to chatwithchamber@yahoo.com

also pls send the past questions to chatwithchamber@yahoo.com

pls ooooo, i am having the issue of "Your acknowledgement slip is not yet ready. Please wait up to two working days for complete processing of your payment and try printing again". ive gone to gtb for queries and was told its from their site. have sent mails and tried calling their ever busy lines, no way? has anyone solved this issue

pls who have gotten should send to chatwithchamber@yahoo.com

On the social network, people behave like tigers, become CEO's overnight, grow proud, insensitively insulting and all sorts. On ur part and in simple words, u were wrong to deceive people. Finally, for the record, i'm not unemployed

Oluwacolded: i have no words to share with a childish person like you no wonder you are still unemployed because you lacked creativity.

Due to my creativity i sort out for the pastquestions because i knew it usefulness and readiness of people to get it and i bought it

For the matter of fact i had sold more than 500 copies of this NIS past questions within a week through my creativity and able to satisfy consumer wants and demands

so pls stop the insults

Oh! you are part of the "we". Wont be surprised if ur dsame Oluwa Colded with anoda username. Immigration charged 1000, u too follow charge 1000. you dint even say 200 abeg smell out

Yakeeboy: guy keep ur smelling mouth closed wetin be ur own concern wether he don make profit na u help am pay for the pastquestions ni

i dont have the questions, would like to have it tho but if i dont, i still believe in myself so groan in ur own pain. No more money for your hungry self, i no get ur time

Oluwacolded: i wouldn't blame you becos u have seen the free pastquestions u need

U called me a scam if i was a scam this pastquestions u are happy about u wouldn't have gotten it in the first instance becos those that paid for it all got the pastquestions so mind the word you used next time.

Who is "we". Profit indeed when u can be of assistance. To be fair, the word to use isnt profit but fraud. How much did u acquire it to start with? Sure ur amongst those internet scammers

Oluwacolded: Am overtly declaring that the past questions been sent out are all comfirmed ones

Nairalanders let us be realistic here and put yourself in my shoes if it were you guys what happened here happened would you guys love it

Someone bought my past questions with N 1,000 and decided to distribute it freely on the most visited forum in nigeria

The past questions inquired a cost before we secured it and what is the main motive of a business man? Is it not to make profit

giving the pastquestions out is not my problem but why did he decided to ruin my business because my business here on nairaland is legit.

There are still many paramilitary exam still coming with this attitude how did u guys think i would be able to get those past questions out to you if i didn't make profit in this NIS one


To the guy [big dream] that shared my past question freely in ur eye and those that took it from u it might seem what u did was Good but i know my God would surely avenge what you did to my business.


Business- yes i called it business becos i went to a high extent to get the pastquestions to satisfy people's want and demand

please send to chatwithchamber@yahoo.com

Bigdreams: Hi all,

I received this text message from Oluwacolded some minutes ago and it reads:

"As you want to ruin my own business it is God that would pay u back those u are sending the PQ i used money to buy are now selling it in their locale area but thank God 2 out of 3 is counterfeit so"

@Oluwacolded, I count it all joy knowing that at least 1 is not counterfeit. It will help those whom I have forwarded it to in the little way it can.

Check my previous posts and see the methods I outlined that will help you in selling your questions even without nairaland.

I have no grouse with you at all.

My conscience is very clear knowing with full assurance that I did what God placed in my heart to do.

Thanks once again Oluwacolded.

please any one with past questions, guides and related materials for the test should forward to berlinmars@yahoo.com

I got this while trying to print the slip. "Your acknowledgement slip is not yet ready. Please wait up to two working days for complete processing of your payment and try printing again." pls peeps that used master card, confirm if it happened to u too

D [b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font[/color][color=#990000]please i need urgent assistance. while trying to pay the 1000 with gtb mastercard, i was asked for a code and to call customer care, when i canceled, unknowing to me my transaction was successful and a number was sent to confirm receipt. mistakenly i tapped the backspace key, and it went back to the previous window. now i cant access the number to print my details. what do i do plss

please i need urgent assistance. while trying to pay the 1000 with gtb mastercard, i was asked for a code and to call customer care, when i canceled, unknowing to me my transaction was successful and a number was sent to confirm receipt. mistakenly i tapped the backspace key, and it went back to the previous window. now i cant access the number to print my details. what do i do plss

I think its good to be informed. But the points raised are few and one is misleading. Pls do not drink water or eat food when shot. Jus for dat moment until the bleeding stops as water wud necessitate blood rush, water also is not blood that wud replace ur blood cells when they wash away. Pls see this link for more info http://firstaid.about.com/od/softtissueinjuries/ht/07_gunshots.htm.

oke_chukwu: DRINK A LOT OF WATER:

Water will help replenish your intravascular fluid lost during bleeding.

:DChai, I'm trying not to say "signs of end time. How about signs of ember month? @topic,the car owner is wrong for having his car parked in the wrong place and at the wrong time, u can't give an excuse of getting a notice first. God deliver us all from being at the wrong place and time

Roses are Red,
Bullets are Lead,
take me back or get shot in the Head

physise: use internet.ng.zain.com if it's still nt browsing load #100 card n subscribe for 10mb

thanks

Pls I need help. After subscribing airtel unlimited with *440*16#, I connected it on my laptop via modem but I can't open a page. What is wrong?

I'm sure ur serious. This reminds me of the statement show me ur friend and I will tell whom you are""

peppy luv: Hehehehehehe I'v always looked 4wad to seeing a thread on this so I cud show off my beautiful frnd miss bukky lawal!






*dnt u jussssss luv her