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Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Wear Boxers To Go To Bed? by chamotex(m): 8:50pm On Mar 31, 2009

I sleep 'stark', butt and balls naked during SUMMER!

Romance › Re: Would You Cheat On Your Hubby If You Knew You Wont Be Caught ? by chamotex(m): 8:29pm On Mar 31, 2009

Nope!

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Wear Boxers To Go To Bed? by chamotex(m): 8:28pm On Mar 31, 2009

Poster, why not pampers?

Politics › Re: Google Street View And The Death Of Freedom! by chamotex(m): 6:33pm On Mar 31, 2009

If I type in my postcode on it, you will see my sister getting out of the car right in front of the house.

Her face and car was not blurred. Perfect view. You can zoom in, zoom out, rotate etc.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by chamotex(m): 2:10pm On Mar 31, 2009

Professor kay9, are you having a bursted bubble??

kay9:
Look here nygga,

Here you are jumping into conclusion - Whoever told you I was black?
Kay9 dawg, the only thingy black on me is my hair.

kay9:
WHENVER THE ISSUE CONCERNS YOUR EGO OR YO WOMAN,

Leave my woman out of this. Let's sort this out 'iMANo iBoyo' - and we all know who the real man here is.

kay9:
I'm gonna do more than getting yo sorry "benz" vexed

Dawg, u talk the talk but cant walk the walk

kay9:
What's the name of this frigging thread?

You just shot yourself in the foot.
Remember when u typed this - "CORRECTION 1:NEVER ASK QUESTIONS FOR WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWERS"

kay9:
Just remember homeboy - never ever get it twisted.

So what are you insinuating?
The only things that will be getting twisted will be 9 of your fingers when thunder strikes on your keyboard.
I'll leave 1 for you to respond.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by chamotex(m): 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2009

ariblaze:
camouflage

see na the same women go kill you

they shall be the death of you

let them goad you and keep goading you

till you fall off

God forbid bad thing . . . . . . . . which one be curse now.

Sports › Re: Nigerian League Fan Thread: Enter D Place N Know Every by chamotex(m): 11:45pm On Mar 30, 2009

proudly9ja:
I agree with u that talents are wasting but I dont think we have reached the level of 'pathetic' yet. Glo has really tried for the NPL. They sponsor the league with 100s of millions of naira every year and Lucozade boost has just joined too distributing free lucozade to teams in Premier league. I also know the Division one is also live on TV on AIT. I also know some teams are trying too. Enyimba for instance is being kitted by JOMA which is a top international kitting coy.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by chamotex(m): 10:54pm On Mar 30, 2009

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3665437#msg3665437 date=1238447904]Mismanagement of funds. grin

Due in court in a fortnight. tongue

[/quote]Guilty or not guilty?? cheesy

Romance › Re: Everyday Seeing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend by chamotex(m): 10:44pm On Mar 30, 2009

I haven't seen my girl for 20 years. . . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by chamotex(m): 10:12pm On Mar 30, 2009

Hmmn . . . . I see Sauron has been relieved of his position as a MOD. Or maybe he resigned?? undecided

Forum Games › Re: Re:look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 10:08pm On Mar 30, 2009

I see u

TV/Movies › Re: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by chamotex(m): 10:06pm On Mar 30, 2009

MrCrackles:
Really

Ah oh well cant wait!

I just saw the preview on TV just now . . . apparently their cooking was appauling. Hope they dont give customers food poison. cheesy

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by chamotex(m): 10:04pm On Mar 30, 2009

ariblaze:
chamotex

you were warned in a subtle way

kay9 against all odds was nice in asking you

now my there young man,it is time for you to in your own interest

take a bow , and walk away with your pride just partially bruised

but if you want to be /play the man, with your tail tucked between

your legs we would leave you, head drooped shoulders sagged

mouth drooling,arms lagging eyes sullen you will be thus

my young man try go woo , your woman elsewere or else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

the blaze has spoken

please be stubborn and dare me

I was getting angry until I saw the bolded part . . . . . . . You're damn right she's my woman . . . . so back off! cheesy

vescucci:
The testosterone in the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Chamotex, come back and get bloodied o. Don't let your woman think you're a wuss.
THis should be fun, whaddaya say, Kay9 we watch with cold mugs of the old ale?

Go and ask about me on this forum, I'm a very wicked fellow.

ariblaze:
vesc
you talk too much
you dey find wahala

Good advice mate cheesy

Could be the best advice you ever gave a friend. You are a good man.

TV/Movies › Re: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by chamotex(m): 9:59pm On Mar 30, 2009

MrCrackles:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Cant wait for Wednesday's delivery of the apprentice UK

Who knows what Sir Alan has up his jewish sleeves this time around?!

They are setting up a catering services . . . . . so that should be fun cheesy

Family › Re: Parental Guide: Bringing Up A Child by chamotex(m): 9:40pm On Mar 30, 2009

Tgirl4real:
Lol @ Chamo. Did I describe someone?

You couldn't have described me better.

TV/Movies › Re: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by chamotex(m): 9:39pm On Mar 30, 2009

MrCrackles:
Cant wait for Wednesday's delivery of the apprentice UK

Who knows what Sir Alan has up his jewish sleeves this time around?!

BTW what is gwanning with Apprentice Africa? Arnt they due a new series by now?

I enjoyed the snippets i got to see from the debut series last year, it was mad funny

Most of the contestants looked local, clueless, lack business acumen, posses a chunky of sluggishness and imbecilic tendencies!

I know blad . . . there was this guy that walked in all suited up with a nice tie but rounded it off with some crashed out slippers.
And he was asking for like 13 million or something . . . . . Who would invest their money in someone like that. Imagine!!! grin

Family › Re: Parental Guide: Bringing Up A Child by chamotex(m): 9:26pm On Mar 30, 2009

Tgirl4real:
How do u teach young boys to be gentlemen?

1. D father will be a very good example if he is also a gentleman.

2. Teach them simple courtesy. Good manner of approach, politeness, proper table manners, the 3 magic words . . .

3. Teach them never to hit a lady

4. Instil a sacrificial spirit in them. Always willing to help and assit others.

That is all i have for now.

Hmmn so I am actually a gentleman.

TV/Movies › Re: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by chamotex(m): 9:20pm On Mar 30, 2009

mohawkchic:
~ Yeah . . . am actually looking forward to see who will emerge . . .

^{Good To See You On Here,Been a while}

Good to see you too.

MrCrackles:
Hush, must you let everyone know on NL?!

No vex jare, but there's nothing to be ashamed of. grin

. At least you are not robbing a bank. cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: The Apprentice {UK} Thread! by chamotex(m): 9:14pm On Mar 30, 2009

MrCrackles:
We are yet to see the real drama

It will be fun even though i am not convinced the contestants have much on the previous series

I always think i can rattle Sir Alan in the boardroom too but then, i dont know jare!!

You rattle Sir Alan?? cheesy

You must be having a bursted bubble. grin

Romance › Re: Ladies With Low Cut . . Guys, Does It Turn You On . . .? by chamotex(m): 11:22pm On Mar 29, 2009

Wait a minute, do you mean on the head??

Romance › Re: Ladies With Low Cut . . Guys, Does It Turn You On . . .? by chamotex(m): 11:21pm On Mar 29, 2009

I loooooooooooove ladies wiv low cut.

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her by chamotex(m): 11:17pm On Mar 29, 2009

agabaI23:
Chamotex

I am in for the prayers. I will like to cast the demon in him

Except you practice territorialism

Dont worry Agaba, whilst me, Sister Mo and Sister Spikedcylinder are in the bedroom speaking in tongues, you should be in the living room offering deliverance to the poster. It's better that way. cheesy

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her by chamotex(m): 11:07pm On Mar 29, 2009

Sister Mo:
Sister bluespice must know of this illicit affair you're planing.

You know the "modify button" doesn't exist anymore.

Correction; "How can I get you to come to the prayer meeting?"

Sister Mo, you're also welcome . . . . . . . I think we need to pray for the poster.

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her by chamotex(m): 11:01pm On Mar 29, 2009

spikedcylinder:
Sha don't rape her.

Jill, how can I get you??

Romance › Re: Romance Section People's Choice Awards - Nominations by chamotex(m): 10:56pm On Mar 29, 2009

sillyboy:
The "most onisokuso". . . . . . . . . . .= Chamotex

o ma rundown ni tongue

Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her by chamotex(m): 10:26pm On Mar 29, 2009

Boy, don't give up on the chase. _{but with a name like bulldozer, ur chances are very slim}

Romance › Re: Moderator Feedback: Talk To Debosky by chamotex(m): 10:20pm On Mar 29, 2009

Sister Mo:
Sister Monique.

[size=5pt] I will not reveal myself on this thread because I will be kicked out again[/size]

Isn't it obvious?? grin

Romance › Re: Ladies: What Items Do You Carry In Your Handbag? by chamotex(m): 10:13pm On Mar 29, 2009

what else apart from tampons

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