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People just dey lie for here . . . . . . .  

"twice, three times, four times" _{like u stay at home all day}

Rocky got the chop . . . . . . . the little boy had no CLUE! _{waste of space to me}

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=253455.msg3671320#msg3671320 date=1238539420]What? [/quote]Is it hard for you ti understand simple English? Should I type in Yoruba instead??

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671334#msg3671334 date=1238539703]yes, you are required to lie to her. cause sometimes many pregnant women feel awful about their body. and some suffer low self esteem/depression. now is that what you really want her in that condition to suffer?[/quote]Okay thanks . . . . . . I'll remember!

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=253455.msg3671344#msg3671344 date=1238539854]Are you answering him?
Chamotex berra be joking.
What man would tell his wife she looks a hot mess when she's in labor.
He wan die?  [/quote]If we lie y'all will be like "he's not honest" . . . . . . . . . Can we do anything right?
You want ne to lie even when its damn obvious she's not pretty?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671256#msg3671256 date=1238538275]Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.[/quote]And what if she's not beautiful?? Should I lie??

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=256117.msg3671290#msg3671290 date=1238538940]

so when was the last you took a shower then [/quote]He doesn't need to, he works at the car wash

Once and anytime necessary

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671248#msg3671248 date=1238538192]I watch at least SIX a day. [/quote]make that 8

Her ass is very unpredictable

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255645.msg3666243#msg3666243 date=1238475431]Was it that hard to understand?[/quote]LMAO!

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Strawberry

Missy B:
[size=3pt]Got Your message, Feel like E-slapping You. [/size]

Haba! What did I do??

Celtic chick

Team A - 506

MrCrackles:
TOPIC
I made omelettes, peas and boiled patotoes![/font]

Yuck! wetin be this, abi u turn British finish ni?

POST

Dodo

DeReloaded:
Yea Stephanie is dark and smooth.

Yes with nice legs too and her boobs aint bad . . . . . . . . . . .nice!

spikedcylinder:
You asked for an example of dirty black didn't you?

True, add Kate Henshaw to the neat black list as well.

Add Spikedcylinder to the list aswell . . . . . . . . .
Tope's yansh is better than Mercy Johnson's tho . . . . . .

And what is wrong with 'lookery'??

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3670965#msg3670965 date=1238534311] , you are such a darling [/quote]Thanks . . . . . . . . . Have you had a baby??

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3670965#msg3670965 date=1238534311]loosen up oo [/quote]Don't mind her . . . . she wants a kiss, that's why?

Sauron, don't talk about OGUN state like that.

iReport:
You won't give her cunnilingus?. I bet you can go that extra mile even if she's farting in your mouth.

I'm not a cunnilinguist. I don't go downtown . . . . . . . . not even if she's Halle Berry _{okay maybe Halle Berry}

spikedcylinder:
Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore!

When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

iReport:
Oh please!. I know you have a strong passion and desire for that butt.

Just for the record, i'd still hit it, from behind tho . . . . but I wouldn't go the extra mile.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3670842#msg3670842 date=1238532917]May God bless you, Chamotex.[/quote]Amen.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3670842#msg3670842 date=1238532917]There's something about that face of hers that repulses me.
She is sweaty. . . . .There's always a conspicuous film of sweat on her every time she pops up on TV.[/quote]Great minds think alike

~Sissy~, have you had a baby before?

tope2000:
But i thot u said u wud hit any girl as long as she has backyard . . . . .so y r u dissin mercy na?

I wouldn't call that an onion, juicy bootay . . . . . the yansh is just there.

iReport:
Why?

Most times when I see her. she looks kinda sweaty (esp during a crying scene) . . . . . . like she hasn't had a bath for weeks.
She's not my cup of tea.

u again??

bluespice:
umm  i guess the were never brought upp with pjs

tope im like u too
i cant sleep without my panties
unless something happens
accidental falling-asleep
u know when ur just out of the shower n u just lie down n u wake up 1 hour later

yea I like that.

tope2000:
Lmao . . . .
Chamo wears skinny jeans to bed . . . .abi i lie?

Ask Bluespice

No offence but this girl just looks dirty to me . . . . . . . . she just looks nasty to me.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=256072.msg3670595#msg3670595 date=1238529089]What other options have they got?? Agbada or Soutane??[/quote]Loads of options mate . . . . . . . . . . .  Khaki, Jeans, 'Leggins' etc.

tope2000:
I can never sleep naked. . . i must have my panties on atleast
dont know why?

But I know why