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tope2000:
Chamo ur service r no longer needed

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=216959.msg3322762#msg3322762 date=1231553527]@ cham

u heard it here first, u are fired and banned from being tope's broken ass boyfriend

hehehe u got served tope is getting a new loaded man [/quote]That's exactly what I wanted, at least I can have rest . . . no need to be worried about marriage.
[size=3pt]
*Vanessa, the road is wide open for u to come in, she's gone . . . finally*[/size]

tope2000:
Oh no he didnt  but I'm going to pretend u didnt say that

All I'm saying is you go and get married first. It's hard to find a guy like me out there. We are very scarce. Something like 1 in a billion.

tope2000:
Ewooooooo, females have suffered

No female will suffer when rolling with me.

tope2000:
No women for u from today onward

Impossicant! I reject it in Jesus Name

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=216959.msg3322744#msg3322744 date=1231552718]@ chamotex

no mind tope, she is just playing with our mind. she has cutie beside her

pele o bro, i no go find anyone for her cox i dnt her to call her boyfriend on u oo [/quote]which boyfriend? ask her where she spent New Year's Eve?

She's thinking of what to get me for Val right now.

sexychic09:
jay bee u sound cool
i am new to this site but up for a chat and fun
just wondering whether u are single because i need a man who can make my day
if interested,let me know
ta

I'll think about it

tope2000:
Buhahahahahahahahahahaha
Oya who do u want then, lemmw hook u up str8

why don't u get married first, afterall u are the female and u're not getting any younger.

You can't eat ur cake n have it na

who told you? I've had cake that I've eaten, rebaked, shared and even had left-overs.

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=216959.msg3322715#msg3322715 date=1231551925]@ tope2000

hehe c'mon now u can't just denie it, someone as beautiful as u must have someone cute besides their bed side

and yes i can pour some greens into ur piggy bank, just that i deal in dollars not in pounds [/quote]Could you help me find her a man/toyboy?

She's been disturbing me since last year, asking me to marry her and stuff. She just wouldn't give up.

She needs a "hook-up" sharp sharp

When she says that, just pack your sandals and your ghana-must-go bag and leave her alone peacefully.

She is technically saying "You are a nice guy but nothing for you" . . . . . too bad

How u sef take do am reach that level na?

tope2000:
Who told u have a lucky boy

tope2000:
I hereby pronounce u n missyb husband n wife
U may kiss the bride

[size=3pt]I can't marry Missy B, she's not that good in bed[/size]

tope2000:
Roflmao . . . . . . care to enlighten me?

I'm not sure if you could keep up with my pace.

I want like 9 kids - twins x 2, triplets x 3 and to round it off quadruplet x 4.

I'm not sure u're up to the task.

lilysandra:
Do you want to know how to get a girl to like you?

Blad! I knew that since I was 6 years old

lilysandra:
You are not the only one wondering about that.

I never told you I was wondering!

lilysandra:
Majority of men around the world are wondering how to capture the heart of the girl of their dreams the same as you.

Same as me? Do you know me?

lilysandra:
Exactly what is that that makes one of the most baffling of God’s creatures tick anyway?

Are u asking me?

lilysandra:
Thanks

Thanks for what?

Tope we can't get married due to some critical reasons

Im still sampling, I'll let u know when im ready for marriage

but u can tall me urs sha?

:p :p

Well, me I know what I would have done sha

Wedding again!

_{*im out of here*}

This is for ma baybee . . . . .

I know u've missed me, I'll be bak soon

Benitez is a dumb ass . . . The man is cracking up already.

Fergie would be laughing in his office right now that he got a reaction from Rafa, that was the whole point. Benitez has shown a hint of weakness for cracking.

He even went on to contradict himself. First he said Fergie was given a touchline ban and the next minute he's saying Fergie cannot be punished. The man has lost his plot. He's sitting at the top of the table, so I don't know what he's worried about . . . . . . . . Oh United of course.

As United fans, we are all used to these sort of attacks left, right and centre. It's not a new thing.

Let's see who comes out on top.

_{*Did y'all see the way he was sweating during that interview? Rafa's really feeling the pressure*}

Allow it man

Ronaldo don't give a toss about a Ferrari . . . . He's getting another one delivered in the next few days

I know Muki is behind this

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=216457.msg3318124#msg3318124 date=1231438507]@poster
2baba no send u o!!!!
dey here dey analyse english language [/quote]no mind am.


Revenge u dey fall my hand. U be English teacher??

I listen to that song everyday . . . thank God for AIT Moviestar and HiTV


_{*I go give u some kondo, kondo, kondo olopa*
*make i give u some rondo, rondo, rondo alata*}

somn' like that sha

I can't wait until these bloody Gaynners lose their next game.

_{Come to think of it, it will happen in a matter of time}

olanajim:
Love letters! I enjoyed writting them. Unfortunately as academics. The longest love letter I wrote was 10 paged higher education papar! It was on Val day.

The girl later wrote me she got headache by the time she finished reading it! He friends were asking who wrote a textbook to her. They enjoyed it but wished it were shorter.

Text message can't replace love letter because what you get are those recycled junks that are sold at 100 naira on the streets.

What I missed about love letters were those grammatical error that are more fun than the real messages.

Say wetin happen?

You dey write WAEC abi na JAMB

Rubbish!

debosky:
Obviously your blockhead manager wanted this cup Sharon.

Imagine playing Ronaldo, Rooney, Nani, Scholes and Tevez - against a championship side

Yet no shot to save in the whole 90 minutes  

Say your prayers because Chelski will not be wasteful like Derby was today.

Sharap dia

Do you really think we would play like that against Chelsea at OT? It's even better we've lost this game. It's like a kick up the backside

presido1:
We will do them in OT thats my happiness. If this is a one leg game, i will definitely get nani down tonight.

Nani needs to quit playing football and go get a job as a Michael Jackson lookalike.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196592.msg3314892#msg3314892 date=1231364773]I can't be bovvered.
This time last season, we werent even in the competition.
Carling cup of all titles to GLOAT about. . . . . .Left to me, i don't even want us to have come this far.
It's a waste of time n space. . . . . .

Derby County has won @ Pride Park. . . . . .Letz see how they fare at OT in a fortnight.[/quote]They will def' get whooped at OT, the performance was shocking though. But Congrats to Derby, they deserved it.

That was Shyte!!! Worst performance of the season by a mile!